Shirohikari
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Joined 03-27-04, id: 562183
Author has written 5 stories for Beyblade, and Naruto.

Xylophone is spelled with an X. It should be a Z. Xylophone ZZZ X, I don't fucking see it. Next time you spell Xylophone, spell it with a Z. If someone tells you you're wrong, say "no I aint." If you think that that's wrong then you need to get your head Z-Rayed. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but you will have a co-starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be equated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing 'Christmas' easier. And you will incidentally start 'xylophone.' Are you happy now, you fucking X?"

- Mitch Hedberg. amen.

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First Moments by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud’s first crush was Zack, but his first boyfriend was Leon. It was mostly an accident and a misunderstanding, but Cloud and Leon saw no reason to end their relationship because as things went, it was too easy to fall in love with each other. LC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Marigold by Falaphesian reviews
He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,925 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hi, this is Zack by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Zack plays matchmaker to Cloud and Leon, and through it, agitates some and makes some others into fangirls. With a broken cell phone, the only way for these people to rant at him is through his answering machine. Hi, this is Zack. Please leave a message.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Love for the Genma by FastForward reviews
Oneshot about Genma spying on Iruka and getting his ass kicked for it. And puppytalking.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Say Anything by Incognito Indigo reviews
...or just shut up and kiss me. [ZexionxDemyx, challenge]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Awards Night by Yazzy reviews
When Rei and Kai attend an Awards Night at their old school, the evening seems destined to be a disaster. Will the two of them be able to stick together despite prejudiced teachers and a runaway tongue? Yaoi, KaiRei.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Snapshots by Caster reviews
Snapshots in Nick and David’s life and how they eventually get together. [DavidxNick]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,974 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
The Pessimist’s Guide to Christmas by Caster reviews
Nick Stokes was a difficult person to shop for. [DavidxNick]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2006 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
The Ways of Politics by Caster reviews
Boredom leads to conversations. Conversations lead to ideas. Ideas lead to action. [DavidxGreg]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2005 - David H., Greg S. - Complete
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Pride by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
You don't need pride. NickHodges.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Nick S., David H. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better by juxtaposed reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
For Your Own Good by Misura reviews
Absence does not, Kaiba knows, make the heart grow fonder. Absolutely not. [KaibaJoey]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Laminated with Love by pancakesareking reviews
Slash[Greg Hodges] It's a little bit about death threats, a little bit about stitches, and a little bit about love. [Two part story.]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - David H., Greg S.
Stranger To Hell by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Iruka's no stranger to hell...KakaIru shounenai with fluffy angst. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2005
Words on a Page by sharingank reviews
On a whim, Shikamaru poured his feelings into a letter, one that Ino was never meant to see...InoShika... ::grins:: Chapter 11 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,002 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
A Love & Hate Relationship With Spring by WhosJeebus reviews
Joey Wheeler seems to have no shortage of reasons to hate the season of flowers, butterflies, and rebirth. Can someone unexpected give him a reason to enjoy it as well? A Seto x Joey FIC!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,787 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Deeply Flawed by Dimitri A reviews
Seto never thought to pay any mind to Otogi, the outcast of the Yugi-tachi, the third wheel. But, in the comfortable haze of liquor, he finds they’re very much the same. (SJ, OH)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
Abracadabra by Lyricality reviews
SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,899 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Perfect Loveletter by Misura reviews
During Maths, Seto attempts the writing of a declaration of love. [SetoJoey]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Operation: Valentine by D. Draggy reviews
Valentine's Day. Love is in the air... and what kind of big brother would Joey be if he didn't keep an eye on his sweet, innocent sister? Of course, he'll need help. SetoJoey... eventually. Follow-up to "To Seto, From Joey".
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Rough Draft by samurai-ashes reviews
Joey tries to find a quick way out of the army recruitment office. [KaibaxJoey]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2004
Reasons by cinnamaroll reviews
Scenes from Kakashi's life on how he fell in love. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2004
murphy ' s law by Ryuujitsu reviews
Murphy’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Therefore, it pays to have a plan B. And C...and D... Are you catching on yet, Bakura? (Tendershippy shounen-ai)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2004
Super Drive by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuki and Shuichi on a simple drive home.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2004
Elegy for a Literate Dog by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
Love letters are useless, and Jounouchi knows it. So why would he bother trying to write one? [SetoxJoey, KaiJou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Of Love Letters and Dirty Thoughts by pancakesareking reviews
[Slash] In the opinion of Sirius Black, literature is something best left for Remus Lupin. So, in the scheme of things, Remus is left to write a love letter to himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Forests in the Desert Sand by cneko2 reviews
Prequel and Gaara sidestory to Family of Demons: Gaara leaves to look for a certain blonde ninja. Warning: GaaNaru. Lots. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,797 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Chess, Anyone? by insight-to-insanity reviews
After learning his boyfriend has never before been beaten in chess, Katsuya decides to challenge Seto to a game. SetoJou yaoi one-shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Complete
Attraction by nikki3 reviews
They weren't a couple. And no, they weren't dating. They were simply going out together. They had never really done anything that would give people that idea. Their friends were really weird.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Tezuka K., Kirihara A. - Complete
Tumbling Down the Rabbit Hole by Khnum reviews
[COMPLETED] [TalaKai] Newly orphaned, Kai stumbles through life at Bakuten High. ...Well, not quite as angsty as that. An amusing romp through the poor Phoenix's life as a junior.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,127 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Complete
Manipulation is the Name of the Game by kamazova reviews
When Omi ignores him in favor of an online RPG, Yoji ensures attention by forcing his teammates into new roles themselves.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Youji K., Omi T.
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/17/2004
Life sucks by starshards reviews
Everyone has a few secrets and a few problems. Rei is certainly no exception, so what happens when he gets drunk and spills them all to his friend? Including the identity of his crush? BL [KaRe], YuuBo, a bit of YuuRe
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
A Different Way to Say Love by samurai-ashes reviews
[dark humor?, twisted-ness, yaoi] Jounouchi reflects on his... interesting relationship with Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2003
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Confessions by Jennifier D reviews
[TezuFujiRyo, OiKiku, InuKai] 'To love, is to show the greatest courage of all.' (COMPLETED)
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Complete
Untold Truths by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Ray's flight out of Russia is canceled due to bad weather, meaning that he has to stay with Kai for a while. He soon realizes that the personal life of his captain is anything but perfect, but will he, or anyone else, live to tell the tale?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,575 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Upon a Painted Ocean by P.S. Speare reviews
AU. As captain of his own pirate ship, the usually rational Ran finds himself making an impulsive purchase in a slave named Ken.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,582 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
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The Shinobi's Guide to Finding Love reviews
They take down five men with a flick of their wrists, and then stumble over simple sentence structure. Jiraiya steps up to show these misguided shinobi the way. KakaIru, if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
My Rules reviews
To all those floundering helplessly out there, Sasuke has formed a list of guidelines of what not to fall for in someone. SasuNaru [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
One Last Chance reviews
YAOI A mistake made on Kai's part, and things spiral out of control. KaiRei
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,237 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004
Temptation reviews
Sasuke wasn't going to let him go this time. SasuNaru [One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Life reviews
AU Naruto is a high school kid trying to get through life. But sometimes, with the kind of life he has, it's tough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 12/11/2004