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Joined 03-28-04, id: 562274, Profile Updated: 01-10-15
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Red Eye, Wrestling, Thor, Captain America, and Avengers.

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From The Cradle by Carpathian.Queen reviews
When little Isabella was born, she wasn't wanted by her parents. Enter a group of immortals who are willing to give her everything she desires in life and also an eternity of love and devotion. Bella becomes the center of their world. One little girl with how many mates? AU - Vampire/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett
The Myth of Hades and Persephone by Juliette Louise reviews
Persephone has one chance to live, and it lies with...the God of the Dead?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,013 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Innocent Angel by Erik'sangel527 reviews
Erik Destler kidnaps Christine Daae from her home and takes on the difficult challenge of getting her to love him the way he does her. They will both have to learn to trust each other. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,795 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Body Image by shannygoat reviews
Parker Sutton has everything including a 285 pound body. Is John Cena as superficial as his friends, or will he get to the know the woman that she is? Based off of the Howard Stern interview with Cena. Cena, OC, Orton & others.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,184 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
The Family by Vera Roberts reviews
Formerly Dracula. She had given up on family until he introduced her to his. Can the human and supernatural coexist together? Batista, Trish, Taker, London, Nitro, Edge. Cameos by Stephanie, Rock, Mickie, Jeff,Randy,other WWE stars.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 55,420 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
The Bachelor by Vera Roberts reviews
Randy Orton has always played by his own rules. But when he needs to find a wife within 30 days or lose his multimillion dollar inheritance, he finds he needs to play by her rules. Randy Orton, Dave Batista, Johnny Nitro, Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler, OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,145 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
The Girl Next Door by Kat097 reviews
Modern day fic. He lives in apartment 5a and he's trying to forget. She lives in apartment 5b and she's trying to start a new life. Two people, two stories and one way forward. EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,041 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Stripped by Queen of Kaos reviews
Both are loved on stage for being beautiful and entertaining. But John and Olivia are about to find out that real love is found when the stage goes dark, and the costumes are stripped away. Rated for language, as always, and adult themes.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,465 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Uncommon Sense by batistafan reviews
Can a plan by Triple H aimed at destroying Batista's life and career be stopped before it's too late? And will a hot romance with Batista help a shattered woman regain her life or put her right back in harm's way. Sequel in progress.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,185 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
A Grand Adventure In Foreign Policy by jesuiscanadien reviews
COMPLETE Woman finds herself in ME. Falls for an elf. Does she act on it or will she awake to find it's all been due to a head injury? Try to get past the prologue, as the story develops with ea chptr. Baby, it's AU all the way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,825 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
DGB Untitled by tkmoore reviews
Draco, Ginny and Blaise are friends........or are they more? This story is a threesome not a triangle, if this offends please skip it. Implied and light slash. Please honor the honor system, if you are underage please skip.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
An Arranged Marriage by vanityfair reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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This Is Who I Am (Take Me or Leave Me) reviews
Darcy does what she has to.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/8 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Life I Live reviews
Join Darcy as she goes about her life with some of the most dangerous people on the planet. Her friends. All while trying to not be awkward around two people she most definitely wants to climb like a tree. No wonder she has an anxiety problem. Oh boy. Take a deep breath.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,225 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/13 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B.
Helping Hands reviews
Clint was only trying to be helpful.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/5 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson - Complete
The One Is On Me reviews
Darcy visits her favorite bar(tender).
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6 - Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Really! reviews
Darcy finds something out about her boyfriends.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B. - Complete
Anonymously Yours reviews
Darcy has a crush. This is how she deals with it.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3 - Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Can I Have Your Autograph reviews
Darcy tries to meet her favorite author.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2 - Thor, Darcy L. - Complete
Cuffed reviews
What do you get an ex-Russian assassin who has everything? Clint has an idea.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1 - Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Can I Get Dinner With That? reviews
Darcy has a favorite customer and she knows it. Coffee Shop AU
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1 - Darcy L., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
I'd Hand You the Moon (If I Could Reach) reviews
He'd give anything to see her smile again.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17 - Darcy L., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Thanks For the Quickie reviews
Starts off with how the bathroom scene should have gone.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Jack R., Lisa R.
Alternatives reviews
Maria embarks on a whirlwind romance, the likes of which she never thought she'd be in. Watch it unfold with an unlikely partner. Sit back and enjoy the journey.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
The Last reviews
Hermione is having a rough summer, and has to spend the summer at Hogwarts where she runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Some Things Never Change reviews
Pre HBP! After the final battle at the end of sixth year, everything, and everyone, changes. How will that affect Harry and Draco when they spend the summer together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.