My Name is Hannah, I am a lucky teenage girl with rich parents and a fat inheritance. I like alcahol and junk food and I have the metabolism of a nine year old. So I shall continue to eat and drink and laugh at all the fat people and they struggle to lose weight eating granola bars. GUTTED.
Its not my fault. I am actually really horrible. I don't like ignorant Americans, I hate tourists and I hate the stalls that are set up on oxford street and along the thames that sell british flags and tea cups with princess dianas face on. Even More than that, I HATE the idiots that buy it.
I live in Fulham, London, England. So yes. I am richer than you, and I do have a nicer house than you and I am a spoilt cow. But I love the feeling of pulling up infront of the ivy in my Aston Martin Vanquish, and barking orders at the stupid valet and being able to jump the queue to get in - So I am not going to apologise.
I love my country and I am VERY patriotic. So I cannot stand a fan fic with americanisms in it, or the mary sue sodding american transfer student. Or characters with stupid american names. I also love Jeremy Clarkson. Charming man, very funny. Read his books. I agree with his views down to a tee.
The best moment of my life was when Rupert Grint said I had a cool car when I went to Leavesden studios to meet the cast. Which ties equally with the time I beat a Diablo at the lights. GUTTED YOU PONCY TWATS.
So yea, that pretty much sums me up. And believe it or not, I am actually an alright person with friends!
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