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My Name is Hannah, I am a lucky teenage girl with rich parents and a fat inheritance. I like alcahol and junk food and I have the metabolism of a nine year old. So I shall continue to eat and drink and laugh at all the fat people and they struggle to lose weight eating granola bars. GUTTED.

Its not my fault. I am actually really horrible. I don't like ignorant Americans, I hate tourists and I hate the stalls that are set up on oxford street and along the thames that sell british flags and tea cups with princess dianas face on. Even More than that, I HATE the idiots that buy it.

I live in Fulham, London, England. So yes. I am richer than you, and I do have a nicer house than you and I am a spoilt cow. But I love the feeling of pulling up infront of the ivy in my Aston Martin Vanquish, and barking orders at the stupid valet and being able to jump the queue to get in - So I am not going to apologise.

I love my country and I am VERY patriotic. So I cannot stand a fan fic with americanisms in it, or the mary sue sodding american transfer student. Or characters with stupid american names. I also love Jeremy Clarkson. Charming man, very funny. Read his books. I agree with his views down to a tee.

The best moment of my life was when Rupert Grint said I had a cool car when I went to Leavesden studios to meet the cast. Which ties equally with the time I beat a Diablo at the lights. GUTTED YOU PONCY TWATS.

So yea, that pretty much sums me up. And believe it or not, I am actually an alright person with friends!


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Harry Potter and the Secret Horcrux by LogicalRaven reviews
Summary: Post HBP SPOILERS: Every story must have an end. Harry Potter must now face the greatest adventure of his life. Lives will be lost and love will be found. The only difference between a muggle and a wizard is his ability to believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,788 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Why Should It Matter? by sweetfrv reviews
Starts right before sixth year. Harry has a lot of issues, who will be there for him to turn to? Rating may go up later.. RR Please (Will be HHr) Warning.. DARK FIC.. (INCLUDES CUTTING AND SUCH)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Affair by J.A.K reviews
It’s November of Harry’s seventh year and he and Tonks have been sleeping together since the end of his sixth. With Tonks being the new DADA teacher, everything about their relationship speaks of scandal and affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,271 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Heartbreak Home by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE Ginny has it all engaged, her own school for young magical children & completely content. But then Harry comes back into her life, after years of being away playing prof. Quidditch. Will romance spark again, despite all obstacles? RHr, will be H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,572 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Online by NemoSphinx reviews
A new year at Hogwarts for Harry. Just the usual you know new laptops, a fiery new romance, and slightly the thought of Voldemort. HH Snappy oneliners, extremely fluffy at times...what more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,702 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Pain Than I Can Bear by SiriusBlack4Ever reviews
The summer after his fifth year, Harry feels depressed, hollow, burdened, and alone. He finally decides to take action and deal with all of this, though it's not in the most positive way. -WARNING- Scenes of cutting in this story - read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,205 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Standing On The Edge by lumberjackwitch reviews
WIP: It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and the past five years have affected him more than anyone thought. There's an unwelcome visitor lurking on the edge of Harry's sanity and he is no longer able to trust the people around him, save for one person..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,162 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Strength of Three by Narishma reviews
Suspended indefinitely - 10/13/2008 Friends, enemies, and a squirrel clash in this tale of love, tragedy, and triumph. Rated R for a reason. T.H.Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,129 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
9 Lives for Harry Potter by GhostfaceScylla reviews
Harry has a problem… a furry problem… Somehow, he ends up in the body of Hermione’s favorite cat, Crookshanks! But no magic is going to save him this time! HHr, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,853 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Human Condition by C.K. Talons reviews
He never had it easy. But now Harry Potter is faced with a new challenge an enemy he cannot see. But before Harry can consider battling his new foe, he must first control the demons within his mind. Written before publication of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 263,457 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Harry P.
Salvation by Tosca1390 reviews
Possessed by her inner demons, Ginny has no one to turn to but Harry as the Second War races to its climatic end. As she suffers under Tom's wrath, Harry struggles to find a way to aid her. Can good finally defeat evil? chapter six revision
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,906 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Price of Love by ExcalibursZone reviews
Harry Potter hated the attention his fame produced but when a worthy muggle charity can benefit from that fame, he reluctantly agrees to enter a bachelor's auction. Little did he suspect that Hermione has had her sights set on him for quite some time ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,036 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Holding Court by Marshes to Banks reviews
Hogwarts is divided amongst the four Houses. As physical violence increases, a Hufflepuff fourth year watches as her hero fulfills his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,337 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P.
Midnight Messages by ExcalibursZone reviews
[COMPLETED] Harry and Hermione have realized that they have feelings for one another. They both send letters to Ron admitting as much and Ron comes up with a way for them to get over their stubborness and admit their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,001 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotion by Melindaleo reviews
Harry is struggling to come to terms with the events of his 5th year. Can he learn to depend on those he considers family and become what he needs to be in order to survive? HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 188,590 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Loss by BlackPotterGrl reviews
Complete: Harry finally gets what he wants most in his life: a family. Sirius’s name is cleared, and Harry finds something he has never had before: love. But with his newly freed godfather, comes his godfather’s girlfriend, who Harry feels threatened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,669 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Link of Identity by Fyren reviews
With changing features, feelings, and DADA teacher, can Harry stay Harry? Or will the link between him and Voldemort change him? Forever. HHR 6th year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Potion Master's Daughter by mattierobertson reviews
Harry meets Eva, a witch sent to Hogwarts after years of home-training. With a best friend like Draco, can Eva be trusted? Only time and experience can tell. Rated R for some sexual content and language. NOT SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 189,228 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If The Fates Allow by AgiVega reviews
Ginny has been forced to marry Draco, but her heart still belongs to Harry. Will she ever break free from this unwanted marriage? Will Harry help her? Join them on their odyssey through despair and hope, faith and love, amidst Voldemort's machinations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,787 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Surprise! by ExcalibursZone reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione is jealous of her best female friend. She wasn't there to ease his pain but Ginny was. She was blissfully unaware of her best friend's new relationship until after she discovered her feelings for him. (PK Challenges see AN inside ...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,592 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legilimens Curse by PepperImp2003 reviews
It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and he's got new challenges to face. New skills, new friends, and old friends with new relationships. OoTP spoilers - please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,141 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 9/5/2003
Rifts by Nemati reviews
To Harry the three months of muggle school are a refuge from everything, even the Gryffs. He is finally free to be a normal teenager and he flees from his horrific memories in his artwork, and his new Slyth roomies. DARK. Abuse, rape, cutting and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,941 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.