A small bit of advice from Kakashi before the start of the semi-finals of the Chunin Exams leads Naruto down a path he would have never followed in canon. A path that will lead Naruto to new places, and new discoveries about himself and his family's past. Who knew? AU, Strong Naruto, Pairings are to be announced.

A shinobi must not value himself but rather adhere to his village's ideals. A shinobi must always put the mission first. A shinobi must never show any weakness. Jinchuuriki are tied down by a long list of both written and unwritten rules of things that they aren't supposed to do. Playing Peek-a-Boo with the vessel of the Kyuubi is probably at the top of that list. [X-posted on Ao3]

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE- Now being put into audio by JazzOfTheSpazz on YouTube for those who want to listen!

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

The battle with the Great Serpents of the North brought nothing but wrath and ruin for the wood elves. The aftermath is bitter – particularly so for their great King now laid low by the destruction of dragon flame. A short tale of Thranduil's healing and how he and those around him adapt to his new, life-changing injuries. Thranduil-centric later on. Disclaimer: It's not mine!

"I never asked for this. For any of this! All I ever wanted was to sit and play music. So, why? Why is this little blonde boy suddenly so attached to me? Why is my teammate so broody all the time? ...why is our Sensei reading that perverted book? Why are there NINJAS—OH MY GOD! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE!" A story of a girl who knows too much. SI-OC

[***MOVED***] A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

Legolas returns home to Mirkwood but all actions have consequences and can anything ever be as it was? Can he find his way back to himself and rediscover peace.

A collection of hurt/comfort short stories centering around Legolas. Chapter 8 - Endgame: Legolas contemplates success and failure as he retreats his troops further north, giving up ground in the southern part of the forest.

With Legolas and his patrol pinned down and in need of help, Thranduil takes it upon himself to lead the rescue effort, but father and son may not both make it home unscathed.

It only takes one person to change history. What if a simple act of kindness creates four of the best friends in Konoha's history? Not a yoai.

3,000 years ago, the Kingdom of Aeanor was founded. Now, as war against Sauron beckons, it's young princess and heir must break their isolation and lead her nation against the Dark Lord and help see the Ring destroyed. 10th Walker Story.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

When a barge gets inexplicably stuck in the river ways near the palace Thranduil is in for a stressful few days as the most important trade route into his Kingdom grinds to a halt at an especially crucial time.

AU, another path to the rimgs destruction.

I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC

Suna finds itself preparing for the first holiday season after Gaara became Kazekage, and the plans were simple. Everyone would celebrate the holidays as the normally did, but with some guests from Konoha added into the mix. Instead another guest, one more permanent, ends up throwing a hitch into the plans.

Dear old Auntie Petunia has done it again, left poor lil Harry on his biological family's steps. There was more to Lily than met the eye. Now with the help of a blood ritual the Frump, Addam, and Potter bloodlines all come in a clash of light and dark. But the strangest part? Who knew the Addams played favorites. [Update 2020: This is a problematic trope and is now very abandoned)

"Yup," Xin popped her lips. "Because we all know love has absolutely nothing to do with marriage." GaaOC. AU. Gore, mentions of rape.

Sometimes the deepest love has to look like hate in order to accomplish what it needs to. Sometimes we need to hurt the ones we love in order to protect them. Sometimes the most important decisions we make are the ones we despise most.

Prior to Izumi Chie, the only person in Konohagakure to be as much of a hardass about paperwork was the Nidaime himself.

After getting separated from his band of dwarf mateys and little Bilbo in the Mirkwood forest, Jack Sparrow stumbles upon the great Elvin King Thranduil's magnificent, generously supplied wine cellar! We all know Jack and his love for rum. Seems that the Mirkwood elves are not the ONLY ones fond of good wine. Hilarity ensues!

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

In the aftermath of a failed mission, Legolas returns to the stronghold in Mirkwood and must carry on as a captain, a prince, and a son. A story about finding hope and faith in the face of despair.

Little Estel wakes up with a horrible sore throat. His loving family of healers tend him to help him get well. But it comes to the point that Elrond is going to have to remove his son's tonsils. Estel is NOT thrilled about the idea, at all!

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

It's a father's duty to protect his child, but when Thranduil is taken captive and young Legolas is left to find him, the roles may just have to be reversed.

The children of the Rangers of the North learn early the duty that so often keeps their fathers away, and their own roles as part of a scattered, diminishing people. But for one wilful daughter, it will take trial and devastation before she finds her place among the Dúnedain, and comes to understand the fealty that binds her father to an uncertain fate.

When Naruto wakes up in some alternate timeline decades before he's even born, he is obviously confused. Of course, when he wakes up in someone else's body as well, naturally, there aren't even words to describe how he feels. AU, Time travel, OOC-ness... M-rated for Hidan, screaming, swearing and over-the-top violence. Reader discretion is advised.

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

INCOMPLETE. He was supposed to take it easy after Fox's attempt on his life, but Kakashi has never been very good at relaxing. A diplomatic meeting in Sunagakure with Gaara turns awry very quickly, and the unexpected discovery of a family secret tops it all off. In a world built on war, the past is not easily forgotten… Sequel to Uneasy Lies the Head, but can be read separately.

During a restless night after returning from a long outing in the south, Legolas reflects on how he and his home have changed since the start of the war in Mirkwood, and Thranduil seeks to comfort and motivate his son.

Something very strange is happening in Mirkwood. Mystery and horror push its people almost to breaking point. All around Legolas and Thranduil, Elves and Men are dying under grisly and unusual circumstances and the people of Mirkwood must discover who or what is behind the increasingly odd and terrifying occurrences before it consumes the Realm entirely.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Kakashi learns about other ways to fall from a tree. Unfortunately for him, an infinite amount of universes means an infinite amount of trouble. [Offshoots, extras, and deleted scenes from the Branches AU.]

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Danzō, Orochimaru, Madara. Somehow, Hana's got to figure her way out of the end of the world... and make sure no one she likes dies on the way there. (How much of herself is she willing to give up to keep them safe?) SI, Inuzuka style.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

The thing that elves find most attractive is the hair...but when does it become too much? Elladan and Elrohir think so, but Celebrian does not want to cut their flowing locks. Glorfindel shares some of his hair-woes, and Celebrian caves in-albeit unwillingly. One more millennium before she can hope for grandkids again. For LadyLindariel. :)

There is nothing that pains a parent more than to see their child suffer and are unable to do anything to alleviate that pain. At least they can know they are not alone through physical touch. Even then: the small light of an endangered insect is enough to bring the suffering hope from the darkness they are trapped in, and hope for the onlookers. 50th story celebration thingy.

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

A morally ambiguous and somewhat psychopathic teen ends up reborn as a female version of Gaara in an attempt to find out what happens after death, and it all goes horribly downhill from there. Self-insert. Dark themes. Not to be taken too seriously.

The story of a shy, perfectionist Kunoichi and her exuberant neighbor, an unfortunate accident that lead to him finally recognising her existence, and her attempts to move them from strangers, to friends to something more. Until now, she's always played the long game, but the time for patience is over.

A female elf is brutally murdered in Minas Tirith. Is this just a random act of violence or does the killer or killers have much more in mind for Legolas, Thranduil, and the king and queen of Gondor?

The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own. Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds". OC-insert.

Danger does not stop for grief or injury. For Legolas, there is no rest, respite, or relief on the seemingly endless road between Moria and Lothlorien. He, with the Fellowship he has sworn to serve, has no choice but to move forward, hurting and heartbroken.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

They were born together...Two free souls bound to each other by a stretch of skin. Elrond and Celebrian are dismayed by this turn of events, not understanding why it happened. Will their sons live normally, or when will Elrond muster the courage to do something he has never done before for their sakes? T for medical gore mainly. AU!

It's like when you get a can of coke for someone and you shake it up so it fizzes into their face when they open it. But instead everything goes wrong and you drop it and it explodes everywhere. It's sticky and messy. It's shocking. And really, it's not as sweet as you'd thought it would be. -SI/OC.

When Tauriel points an arrow at his father on the battleground of Dale, Legolas' loyalty toward both of them is put to the test. What will he do? Who will he keep faith with and what impact will his decision have? ... This is basically me playing around with the events that occurred in the final Hobbit movie and how it could have been a little different.

A traumatising accident has dramatic consequences for the king and crown prince of Mirkwood. With the help of old and new friends, can they make it through the storm?

In which Tauriel isn't where she's supposed to be and Legolas learns why one shouldn't stand on a giant rock over a cliff when there are enemy archers about. or Legolas gets shot by an arrow, Thranduil calls up his army rather sooner than happened in the movie, and Tauriel fails at saving the day.

Three white-haired shinobi walk into an onsen. Crackfic about Jiraiya, Sakumo, Dan and senior citizen discounts.

It's been almost two years since the war and Konoha is at peace- until an untouchable stranger shows up and very nearly succeeds in assassinating Konoha's Sixth Hokage. With every sign pointing towards a dead man as the aggressor, Team 7 has to fight to keep their makeshift family intact. [Kakashi & Team 7-centric. Background canon pairings, eventually canon divergent]

His woods are shrouded in mystery one dark night, and his sentinels reported strange, unknown laughter. Finally, King Thranduil decides to investigate. Oneshot. Complete. Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Do read and review!

Oh dear Jashin, why did they name him after the fucking green dinosaur? Why? And why didn't anyone mention anything about Danzō having a family? Oh well. Laws and loopholes were nothing new. Legal-speak was something he was practically born for, considering his previous life and career.

Konoha has at long last produced another shinobi capable of applying a seal from scratch on any surface with a mere touch. Pity the only seal he knows how to make is an explosive tag.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

After a disastrous incident in the mountains Elrond's past experience allows him to help Thranduil and Legolas cope with the aftermath.

AU, follows movie canon events. Many years before the One Ring made its presence known in Middle Earth, a golden-blond haired, bright-blue eyed elfling was found abandoned in the Forests of Mirkwood by an Elvenking grieving the recent deaths of his wife and son. This is the story of that elfling, Legolas Thranduilion, adopted son of King Thranduil, told through one and two-shots.

Sequel to "Tainted." With the threat now behind them, Thranduil, Elrond, and their families look forward to healing and life returning to normal in Imladris. But hatred runs deep. When the true extent of the plot against them surfaces, they may already be too late to save all they hold dear and to escape with their lives.

Taking place in the alternate timline of The Long Road Home. Witness the events which forged Kakashi and Gai's rivalry-from their first meeting,to Wolf's attack of Gai on the Hokage Mountain, and beyond.A gift-fic for my ever-vigilant friend, Esashar.

"I've been informed that having large breasts is a good thing. I have been told many lies." In which a wimp is destined to be the sand sibling's babysitter, and everything goes wrong even before that. SasoriXOC Semi-SI Self-Insert Lighthearted!OC The sillies are strong in this one.

That Kakashi was not amused, was an understatement. Not only had he been killed during his fight with Pain, granted it had actually been his fault, but he had been brought back to life. Under normal circumstances, Kakashi would be more than happy, but being reanimated as his eight years old chunin self was not funny.. Not when he found himself face to face with his dead father...

Kakashi is back somehow, and he knows exactly what this kid is capable. Except he still can't kill him. (The time travel AU where Sasuke isn't taught the Chidori for the exams. A puppy ninken... Kakashi wishes this was enough.)

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

The misadventures of Raiden, ROOT agent and reincarnated Pilot. It's been a long time since he's seen the sky in this world, but he knows that one day he'll soar with the clouds once more. (In which Danzo gathers together a bunch of hurt, abandoned, and emotionally-challenged children in an attempt to create the perfect army. It works a little too well.) [AU, SI/OC]

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

A collection of drabbles and one shots all revolving around a Christmas themed prompt with a LOTR twist to get you in the spirit of things. Appearances by Thranduil, Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Gandalf, Galadriel and more including a few of my OCs. Have a Merry Christmas!

Domestic Farawyn scene. Disturbing imagery and adult themes. Read at your own risk. Lovingly betaed by Annafan

So let me get this straight… I killed myself only to be reborn into the Naruto universe into the SHITTEST NINJA VILLAGE EVER CREATED! Could I just stay dead? Please? Semi-self insert OC story, ALOT of swearing (rated T), yaoi in shippuden read to learn more!

The Nidaime Hokage made a sweeping gesture, first as their cracked bodies and then the aged village they had created. "You can't ground me, we're dead."

A series of oneshots, as a sequel to In a Field of Blood and Stone (an elven PoV of the Battle of the Five Armies, canonic to the book). What happened to the Elves of Mirkwood after the events at Erebor? How did they go on, after everything that they had seen and done? Featuring elves, a few men and an old wizard who pops up when there's trouble. Resuming in few weeks (1/06/2017).

The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.

The Enemy is defeated and Dol Guldur is won, but the dark secrets of the fallen city are to be confronted, and some choices must be made. Written but not submitted to Teitho. Oneshot. Complete. Part of the Green Leaves universe. Please read and review!

Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]

4. Puberty:Kakashi-senpai rubbed his face tiredly muttering an "I haven't killed nearly enough people to deserve this" before speaking to him. "No, kohai, you are not going to die. What you, uh, reported is normal for males to experience around your age." - "How can it be normal?" Tenzo made a face at the thought of bedwetting being normal.

Written for Teitho-Contest "Pain".

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

She's been Thranduil's close friend for a long time. But when a shocking rumor about his past emerges, it shakes her entire world. How well does she really know him? With the threat of war looming over the Woodland Realm, her life is changing forever, and so are her feelings for her friend. A story about second chances and eventual romance, inspired by Jane Austen's "Emma".

Azgalia always had been different from other maidens of her folk. She found no pleasure in the pain and death they liked to inflict. Once her brutal brother gives her away in marriage to a vanquished foe to establish an alliance, will she find acceptance and love? Would her husband find a place in his heart and bed for her, or will she sleep with the wargs in the kennels?

While the men of the West converged to march a war against Sauron in Mordor, other fell creatures marched into the lands in the North. Thranduil, Dain and Brand face the evil creeping into their kingdoms. They gather their people in an attempt to fight.

Lord Elrond finds that his healing skills are challenged... By a tooth. Humourous one-shot. Complete. Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Please read and review! :)

After the Great Plague, the forest of Greenwood changes to something darker, more sinister. When a ride in the forest goes awry, King Thranduil finds himself a prey of something bigger. Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Do not own. In progress. Please read and review. :) (Emi!)

After a storm hits Mirkwood a simple mission to check for damage turns into a fight for survival.

Inspired by Pip the Dark Lord of All (if you die from reading this, it's her fault). Glorfindel is feeling a little...OOC, and then he discovers that everyone in MIDDLE EARTH has a problem! To solve this problem, he decides to hug them! EVERYONE! Chaos and horror commences. Rated K-plus for terror, hugging, fainting, trolling, laughing, and more than a little screaming in terror.

Rare is the case in which a cell is chosen to discuss terms rather than do battle. A master and his apprentices are sent into enemy territory to do just that. But is all as it seems? Pre-Vol. 1. Rated T for violence.

After failing to destroy Lothlorien, Dol Guldur decides to switch tactics and attack Thranduil's palace. Defeated and kept prisoner in his own kingdom, will Thranduil be able to repel the evil back? Will anybody be able to save the woodland realm?

Legolas develops a new hobby—one that has his Ada deciding to play 'spy' on his own son.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

The line of Gondorian Kings is gravely threatened. Humourous One-shot. Features Aragorn, Faramir, Elrond's sons, Legolas and Thranduil. Complete. Enjoy. (Hehe)

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Boruto is tired of being compared to his father and declares that he will become the new legend of Konoha. Though all he truly wants is for his father to be around. However, he's put in an awkward situation where he has to avoid his father as much as possible.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

It was all fun and games when Glorfindel went on his hugging rampage, but what was the reaction of our dear black-clad adviser? Erestor discovers, to his great horror, that all who were hugged by Glorfindel have been horribly traumatized! With primed fists and his trusty Nazgûl cloak, Erestor goes to deliver the cure! The sequel to Glorfindel Goes Hug-Wild Crazy is finally here!

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Surely, by now you have read or heard many stories of why Arwen went to save Frodo in the movies, instead of our favorite Balrog-slayer. Surely, you haven't heard the true story yet. This is it! *whispers* I'll tell you a secret, it wasn't really Arwen. *normal voice* Glorfindel wants to test his acting skills, but how? Rated K, for nasty perfume.

Two amnesiacs are found in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. They have no records within the village, or from anywhere else. Cleared by T&I, they are then given permission by the Hokage to raise an orphan. Little bits of who they were slowly leak into who they are though. Don't own anything. 3-way X-over with InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

Thorin and dogs are not a good combination. The "puppy" Fíli and Kíli bring home is even worse than Thorin expected. (Background Thorin/Dwalin)

A short adventure about Thranduil and his eyebrows, read to find out what happens! Has little Legolas!

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Team Seven is given a very different teacher, and of course, he has a very different approach to teaching. This in turn will turn them into very different shinobi. Don't own. Complete.

Kíli smuggled his pet naked mole-rat onto the quest. Not everybody is happy about that...

Scorpius Malfoy doesn't want to be looked at differently. He wants to be looked at like people want to be near him, rather than being looked at like a Death Eater's son. Society has depicted him to be like the man his father once was, and Scorpius wants to prove the wizarding world wrong.

An excitable Raven, a cunning Dwarf, and a warning shot gone wrong all set into motion a new course of events for the Battle of Five Armies. AU for the third movie. I'm pretty much messing with everything here, but it all starts with Thranduil. Naturally. Enjoy!

"That poison was meant to kill a Dwarf instantly. It will kill an Elf, too – just more slowly." Those were Bolg's last words before Legolas killed him. Another father/son fic. Two-shot, AU for BoFA. Enjoy!

In the aftermath of battle, a grieving Tauriel must face the consequences of her insubordination. Features some Legolas whumping and Thranduil acting the protective father we all know he truly is.

An injury to Legolas at Ravenhill results in more father-son interaction than the movie was willing to grant. AU for the end of BoFA, just a oneshot. Enjoy!

In the early Third Age, Thranduil Oropherion escapes the daily duties of a King to become free in the woods where the trees are keen to play with the royal. Light-hearted and Humorous One-shot. Complete. Please Read and Review. Dedicated to emi. :)

AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)

Aragorn, Eomer and Faramir watch their children explore. Humorous one-shot. Complete. Do not own. Please read and review. :)

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

A nineteen year old youth from Flanders finds himself in ... he does not know where. He only knows that he is in a fantasy world with humans, elves and goblins. Over three years he has created a niche for himself and life runs an established course when one day he makes acquaintance with elven twins ... A slight AU, BiME, potentially Xth Walker or 29th Grey Company member. Romance.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

When the Sound Four leave to take Uchiha Sasuke from Konoha they take the wrong barrel. Saki barrels do look a lot like the barrel they were told to take, so accidentally ending up with a drunken Uchiha totally isn't their fault, right?

13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.

A disastrous patrol leaves Legolas lying in the mud amongst corpses of friend and foe alike. Thranduil has no idea of his son's peril, who is only clinging to life. And even if he survives, sometimes not all wounds are physical. Can all scars be healed?

How does one perceive royalty and military officers? A short look at Oropher, Thranduil, Legolas and their people from another's point of view. Complete. Do not own LOTR. Please read and review! Part of the Green Leaves Universe. Rechecked and updated.

Hashirama and Mito share a moment after children and the worries of running a village are put to bed.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

Follows Lieutenant Groves, starting with the first time he meets Norrington, and focuses especially on the second and third movies. I've included scenes to sort of "fill in the gaps." This is kind of my look at Groves as a character, his reactions to the events, and his friendship with Norrington. I've taken some liberties with the plots; I wanted a happy ending.

Mirkwood grows ever darker, bringing death and despair to her people…and the royal family is no exception to these consequences. When Legolas returns home wounded, will it be in time to save him...or will Legolas's stubbornness be his own undoing.

Miriel needs to replace her husband fallen in the War of the Ring. She needs a man to guard her, her children and the estate until her son comes of age. Hastogur is an ugly Ranger of the North. He has ambitions going beyond an unmarked grave in the Lone Lands. Riding with the Grey Company gives an opportunity to change it. Slightly AU - Hastogur is Aragorn's relative.

After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.

The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. *Sequel to And Now I'm Stuck Here With You*

We're back, bitches. —The Four Hokages; from ch. 619.

What would of happened if the bell test went like this

SUNA. The things he did for the good of his village, and how it didn't really help.

"But Ada, Mithrandir gave it to me!" No slash.

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."

In which Konoha's White Fang and War Hawk have a friendly discussion of age-appropriate gifts and other child-rearing topics during the Second Shinobi War. "Are you out of your mind, Hatake?" Well, relatively friendly.

The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...

What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs

A threat is brewing in Mirkwood King Thranduil refuses to address until it is too late…

After the destruction of Dol Guldur, King Thranduil of Mirkwood makes a terrible discovery. This story is now complete.

Ibiki made it clear that it was his first time proctoring the chunin exam. His predecessor... was Hatake Kakashi.

Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

while visiting Mirkwood Elrond remembers a tragedy long past

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.

Kakashi has unlocked a new ability for his Sharingan. And just in time for Valentine's Day too! Crack-fic.

Gaining the friendship of a mortal child was not something Thranduil expected on his trip to Imladris with his son. But when secret plots result in grave consequences, the boy may be the king's one hope of survival. Complete! [Revised]

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Faramir is dreaming. Or sick. Or mad. Aragorn and Legolas aren't sure which. The only thing anyone does know for certain is this: They're all running out of time.

Temari's mother dies and she takes on the responsibility of raising her two younger brothers. How does she cope with the pressure from the moment Gaara is born until he becomes the Kazekage? Written for NaNoWriMo

This is Aragorn's complete story, from his naming to the penning of 'The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen'. Based strictly on book canon, it is told in 42 chapters, each one a separate tale. First place MEFA 2009 'Northern Dunedain'.

New Chapter: In which Legolas is amazing, and we bid farewell. Thanks to Elfscribe and the lizards. MEFA 2011 First Place Winner

Another fic oriented around Gaara's facial hair; only this time, it doesn't involve his eyebrows. "Beards just aren't threatening on the Kazekage. At all." A sand-sibs one-shot.

Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream', 'Ravel, Unravel', and 'Shades'. Tying up the loose ends, kicking some political butt, and redefining Konoha. Includes many characters in five different flashfics showing the aftermath of 'Shades'.

Gaara is the Kazekage now, leaving not a lot of time for breaks. When he does get some time off, Kankuro decides he knows just what would be the best thing to do to spend some 'brotherly bonding' time togethor. Gaara is not convinced. Post Rescue Arc.

Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.

Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!

Thranduil is coming to Rivendell, and little Arwen is troubled. Little Legolas ponders beauty, the twins discuss adolescent females, and Elrond really doesn't want to know.

Some things come back that really would have been better left alone. Life in Imladris is not as it should be, but what is causing the strange events? Written for the Believe it or Not Challenge on LotR Commmunity GFic. Please read the notes.

Sequel to 'Perchance to Dream'. 5 flashfics bridging the events that take place between PtD and its true sequel 'Shades'. Involving messages, spies, and the fall of a village.

As seen on Youtube, the story of a German Tanzmetal band, Rammstein, on a journey to regain their good name. But they're got enemies everywhere with the AA and a group of lookalikes! What humerous adventures lie ahead for the eccentric band?

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Temari and Kankuro find Gaara's lisp very, very adorable, and the three spend their very first quality time with each other.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

Astra Gorlois hates squirrels. After one takes her arrow, Astra stumbles into the Cair Paravel court and Aslan bestows on her a mission to help Caspian fall in love with life. Friendship, romance, humor, and chaos ensue and Caspain learns a few new words.

Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...

Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.

Most people didn't know much about Tenten, and she preferred things that way. -Supplement to Belletrist Word Salad's "Wicked Game." Gift fic. Pilot based. Rated for language.

James and a longboat full of midshipmen. Actually I think it will turn out to be a little more interesting that that description implies. Please read and comment.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

What would have happened if Norrington DIDN'T die? What if he chose another side, a side that alters his destiny? Here is my view of Norrington's life if he became a pirate and fought alongside the Brethren Court. Enjoy, fellow buccaners!

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

Few noticed when the Kyuubi brat disappeared, and no one cared. Six months later, Kakashi is injured on a mission and meets a blue-eyed boy in the forest...family fic, no pairings

A deserted town, a mysterious illness that affects the usually immune Elves and it is making its way toward Mirkwood via the Crown Prince. Now the devastated Woodland Elves must attempt to keep it at bay long enough for salvation to come. COMPLETE.

AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.

A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Life as an Academy instructor isn't easy, with civilians afraid of you, parents complaining to you and students or friends pulling dangerous 'pranks'... Oh yes, and ANBU running around trying to find the traitors who intend to let in an enemy army. Fun.

All righty then. I did the Shipwreck thing so why not the Fountain of Youth as well? Sound good? Good! Jack and James of course but not slash. Please read and comment

The story of Nara Shikamaru, host of the demon Kyuubi. The laziest jinchuuriki in history is faced with the threat of Akatsuki, and Konoha isn't at all willing to help him defend against them. [sequel to Indifference]

An Alternative Path Side Story: Twenty Facts About Sajiki Atsuko.

AAP Side Story: Twenty Facts About Yamamoto Yuuka

A MarySue and a reluctant, sarcastic selfinsert are put into the same story. What happens when they go after the same man? Chaos... and hilarity. Can they ever be friends? I think not. And I'm the Author.

When Tsunade finds out that Asuma and Kurenai eloped on their previous mission she demands a celebration. What is in store for our newlyweds as they begin their new life together? AsumaxKurenai with other couples thrown in. R&R. Enjoy.

After a prolonged captivity, Legolas finds that adjusting to life at home is not as easy as he thought it would be.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.

The Kyuubi was sealed into the infant Nara Shikamaru. Twelve years later at the Chuunin exams, the lazy Genin meets Gaara, and finds his peaceful, passive life disrupted. Fights, plots, secrets, lies, demons, ninja! How troublesome... [COMPLETE!]

Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.

Legolas and his younger brother are captured by orcs in an attempt to takeover Mirkwood, and it is up to Aragorn to rescue them. Meanwhile, Thranduil must salvage his relationship with Legolas.

Maggie breaks her tv set and is cursed to spend seven nights trapped in seven different movies. You don't have to read the first three nights to understand this. Complete!

The members Rammstein go on a Hawaiin vacation. What kind of fun will they have? What kind of trouble will they get into? You'll have to read and find out. Rated T for mild language. Chapter 4 is up

I little story about Richard Kruspe and Rammstein

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

In a desperate bid for his mother to accept Tsuksuhi, Domyouji announces to everyone that Tsukushi is pregnant and carrying his child. The only catch is – she's not. As circumstances threaten to expose their lie, how will they maintain their facade?

Commodore James Norrington is pressed into service escorting a singularly undesirable young woman and learns not to make snap judgments.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Returning to Mirkwood so that Legolas can recover further, they arrive to find it is not as they left it. Struggling to regain his mobility Legolas finds himself involved in a plot to remove Thranduil from the throne.

Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.

When Maggie broke her tv set she didn't just lose a treasured item, she found herself stuck in a new movie each night. This is the third night of her punnishment. You don't have to have read the previous two stories though. Please review! Now complete!

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Commodore Norrington enters a marriage of convenience only to find himself highly inconvenienced.

During the marriage of Hector and Andromache when she was pregnant.

A catastrophic situation in Mirkwood attempts to claim the lives of Legolas, Thranduil, and Elrond.

Late one night, Gaara is buried in paperwork. Sandsib fic, oneshot. Written for LJ's 20 inkspots comm. Not Sandcest, though I love it, just keeping my Inkspots gen.

As punnishment for breaking her TV Maggie is forced to spend seven nights stuck in her favorite movies. This is her second night. Now complete!

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Everyone knows that the love of a parent is strong, but is not the love of a child for the parent strong if not stronger? AU from my other stories

Just some light, humorous sketches of characters and situations in Naruto. Morino Ibiki's search for love... and the various twists and turns that accompany it. COMPLETE!

While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.

What if Troy fell almost immediately? Would Helen and Andromache live the rest of their lives as slaves? Would Achilles still get Briseis? Would Hector survive? Would Troy be lost forever? COMPLETE

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Severel the leaf rookies, Neji, Lee and Gaara get turned into three year olds by one of Orochimaru's ninjas. Kankurou, Temari and Shikamaru have to take care of them. Or save the known world from them. Rated for language. !Dropped Piece, not updating!

Legolas and Thranduil deal with their Mannish neighbors from Esgaroth and visitors from elsewhere in Middleearth. Story complete.

-Fin- Legolas is mortally wounded but sends no word to Thranduil. Curious Aragorn probes, and finds out that Thranduil and Legolas are no longer on speaking terms...Digging into the past, Aragorn realizes Legolas' painful secret and his terrible guilt.

After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.

Thranduil fills many roles, but one summer night, he finds himself assuming the role he loves best and gets least. Written for father's day, here's a quick look at the relationship between Mirkwood's greatest king and its most famous prince.

-fin-The Patrol should have just been another normal routine, check the borders on the North edge of Mirkwood and return home. But something happened. Something that threatens the lives of everyone on the Patrol, including Prince Legolas. Sequel to LMBTO

A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.

Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06

A little insight into Thranduil's sometimes-overlooked love for his youngest son. We also learn about Legolas' homelife and family. Sweet, but not too sweet.

It's time for the Winter Solstice, and a few of Mirkwood's inhabitants are more than ready to celebrate. Unfortunately, elves are not among them. Featuring Mirkwood's royal family and some familiar faces out of Dol Guldur.

Between thieving squirrels, mudpuddles, and overhelpful elf lords, little elfling Legolas and big elf Glorfindel are having a very upsetting day.

What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.