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Author has written 45 stories for Silmarillion, Frozen, Lord of the Rings, Emperor's New Groove, Chronicles of Narnia, Avengers, Captain America, Hunger Games, Bible, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Welcome, brave travelers, to my profile. I am Thalion Estel, and as your host, I hope to improve your day and possibly your life with my tales. However, before you dive into the stories I have taken the pains to write, let me introduce you more formally to myself.

About me:

I'm not going to write a biography here, but I will list two of the most basic and important truths I confess.

First, what I believe about humanity: Man's chief and highest end is to glorify God and fully enjoy Him forever. --Taken from the Westminster Larger Catechism, Question 1.

Second, what I believe about me: My only comfort in life and in death is that I am not my own, but belong--body and soul, in life and in death--to my faithful Savior, Jesus Christ. He has paid fully for all my sins in such a way that not a hair can fall from my head without the will of my Father; in fact, all things must work together for my salvation. Because I belong to Him, Christ, by His Holy Spirit, assures me of eternal life and makes me wholeheartedly willing and ready from now on to live for Him. --Taken from the Heidelberg Catechism, Question 1.

In case you're interested, here are a few more details about me. I was born and bred in the glorious state (or is it country?) of Texas. I grew up there with lots of great siblings and many childhood adventures. I am married to the most amazing, handsome, and godly man I've ever met, and we currently reside in Florida, though we lived in Michigan for one very cold year. I have a degree in Biblical and Theological Studies. I obviously love to write, and I do so in fanfiction, original fiction, and non fiction projects. In addition to writing, I enjoy watching baseball (let's go, Rangers!), going on adventures, discussing theology (semper reformanda secundum verbum Dei, y'all!), and daydreaming.

My penname, Thalion Estel, has a two-fold meaning. First, it contains the given names of some of my favorite characters, namely Aragorn and Húrin. However, it also translates to 'steadfast hope', and that is both what I possess and what I want to demonstrate in my life and writing.

I'd love to chat with you about almost anything, answer any questions you might have, or take prayer requests. Send me a message; I love getting to know people!

About my stories:

My two main fandoms are 1.) anything of Tolkien's and 2.) the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Besides these two fandoms, I also like The Chronicles of Narnia and The Hunger Games, and I have written a couple fics for each. Because my muse is quite flighty, I also end up penning tales or parodies for completely random categories. The genres of my stories vary drastically: some are about friendship, some adventure, some tragedy, and some are just plain silly. Like I said, my muse is an inconsistent maniac.

Besides what is posted below, I also had a part in writing Meneldor's story entitled Don't Take Candy from Strangers, and if you haven't read that, do so now. I am afraid certain lines still make me laugh at odd times of the day. Meneldor is hilarious!

I have a few actual series, each of which is listed below. All other fics stand (more or less) alone.

The first contains There's Always Something, The Answer, and Home for Christmas.

The second series, a very silly little thing, has the fics The Importance of Introduction and Back to the Roots.

A third, which I am going to call the Rally series, has Rallying the Rangers, When Rallies are Not Enough, The Rally that Stung, and The Rally that Never, Ever Quit.

On another note, all my fics which star me--Thalion Estel--exist in the same universe and do connect a bit, but they are not really a series as they do not rely on each other.

Steadfast Knight recently read my parody called Beside Calvary and turned it into a beautiful video! If you'd like to watch it, here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZZA6-FeyI

Now, read away! May God bless you through my work. Enjoy!

Soli Deo Gloria.

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Songs from the Hall of Fire by Sophia the Scribe reviews
Welcome to Rivendell, wandering stranger! Come and listen to our lays of mighty kings and ballads of ancient heroes. Perhaps you will weep, perhaps you will laugh, but stay and rest until your heart is lightened and your sorrows lifted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 9/14/2015
Winter's Son by callofhonor reviews
His mind was wrapped in darkness, but he could not remember the light. His heart was broken with grief, but he could not remember what he had lost. And so the only thing he felt and saw was anger. And the anger consumed him. For more TWS writing, please look up What I Am Now. Disclaimer: I do not own any part of the Marvel universe. No copyright infringement intended.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,313 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
A Night for Opera and Everything Else by DarthRuinous reviews
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine requests Anakin's presence at the Galaxies Opera House to lay his greatest trap yet, but something occurs that was not foreseen, at least not by the Dark Lord of the Sith. AU. Violence warning. PART 1 is complete! 1/9/16
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,239 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
The Price of Freedom by The First Adventuress reviews
War is hell. We lived it. We fought at the front of the Second World War. We survived the horror of Azzano. But evil has many heads, and HYDRA dragged us down. Hope is gone. Death stares us in the face. But one may change the tide of battle, and save the world. A Captain to whom every man, every life, is valuable and worth defending.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, J. Schmidt/Red Skull, OC - Complete
Prim, the Tribute by NadineBrandes reviews
Katniss is too old to volunteer for Prim. Prim gets reaped and goes to the Games with Peeta - the boy who seems to know her older sister. Prim doesn't want to kill anyone, but she doesn't want to let her sister down, either. She can't give up, but she refuses to become a monster. (Told from Prim's POV - unique to Prim's character)
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Prim E., Peeta M., Rue
Bruises, Dirt, and All by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'Who did this to you-' The words rip out of him at the sight of Steve – Steve curled up around himself and sporting another black eye, a a split lip, and two handfuls of scraped knuckles. (Or, the one where Steve can't keep his big mouth shut and Bucky mostly just wants to hit something.)
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
Melkor's Restaurant by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Melkor's Restaurant serves food fit for the halls of Mandos! Only fresh ingredients used. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Open 24/7 every day of the week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Fridays Always End In DOOM by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Of course Mandos finally snapped, and turned Fëanor into a plushie. Of course, that plushie had to show up on The Wayfaring Strangers' doorstep, with Sauron tagging along for the ride. And it would be a Friday. Welcome to a saga like no other, filled with pizza-making, screaming matches, evil plotting, and a gibbering Tulkas. [Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.] Now complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Fëanor, Maglor, Sauron, Tulkas - Complete
I'm Done Running by Silver Blazen reviews
Post Winter Soldier. Steve is exhausted from his city wide search for Bucky, he is almost to the point of giving up, but when a voice calls out to him he discovers that his friend has always been close to home.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Virtual Silmaril App by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
What would happen if the Feanorians had phones? And if there was a Virtual Silmaril App? Don't take this seriously, this is an insane crack!fic, because I have nothing better to do.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2015
11): The Last Mission by Order and Chaos - Qui Iudicant reviews
The crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise pay their respects to Spock. Rest in peace, Leonard Nimroy. (2/27/15)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock - Complete
Loki's Diet by rogue planet 13 reviews
Loki concocts an evil plot to make all of New York City go on a diet and become thin while Nick Fury concocts an equally evil plot to make everyone fat by means of a powerful cheesecake. Who will triumph? skinny!Loki or fat!Fury? Total randomness. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
A case of gangrene by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
"I rue the day I strapped bows to my soldiers and boots to their feet and dragged them out under the cold sky to claim Dragon-gold." Thranduil wishes diplomacy would work. (Warning for The Silmarillion.) Canon!Thranduil
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Gandalf, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Vitality by Silver Blazen reviews
Through blood, sweat and tears Steve shows Bucky that no matter happens in the thick of battle; he's never alone to carry on the mission.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Fellowship of the Cosplayers by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Things could have been much worse for the Fellowship. This proves it. Rated K plus because it is too silly for normal people to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Finding Christmas by Silver Blazen reviews
When the world goes dark, there is always hope to light the way back home. ( Post- Winter Soldier - Bucky & Steve)
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Darth Mall by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Day Nine of the FFCC. Darth Vader goes to the mall on Dark Side Friday in quest of the perfect gift.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
In Search of the North Pole by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Captain Jack and crew decide that it's time that Father Christmas visited the Caribbean. Written as part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 7.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Christmas Night in Arkham by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When the laws change to force Arkham asylum to hold a traditional Christmas for it's inmates, Rachel recruits Bruce Wayne to sponsor, and attend, the Arkham Christmas party. What with letters to Santa Claus, loud music, and a butler in a Santa costume, it seems that Christmas this year could not only be ridiculous and chaotic, but also dangerous.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Into the Death Star by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
A Star Wars version of Into the West from Lotr.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Complete
Beyond the Snowy Veil by Silver Blazen reviews
Steve knows victory and defeat, and the courage to fight against destruction. When he falls someone is always there to help him carry on the mission.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Sword Play by Nieriel Raina reviews
A vision of the future, along with the wisdom and persistence of his chief counselor, has Elrond rethinking just how he should spend his day. Undying Friendship Series. 136 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Complete
My version of Let It Go from Frozen! by NarniaIsAwesome reviews
I have to say that I like my version waaaaaaay better than the original(To all you rabid Frozen fans - sorry, not sorry). This is what I get in my head when I hear someone start singing "Let It Go".
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Rescue Me by Silver Blazen reviews
"I carried you back home once...And I'll do it again," he declares in a rough voice, and then he hoists Steve's wounded body gently into his arms, straightening to his full height and securely locks his arms over his friend, carrying him towards a doorway. Bucky & Steve Post-WS.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Don't Take Candy from Strangers by Meneldor reviews
A Hobbit crackfic in which Tauriel, Peter Jackson's Mary Sue, finally meets her doom. Warning: VERY, VERY weird. Rated T for violence. Set just before Thorin's Company enters Mirkwood.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Legolas, Tauriel
Mary Sue: Politically Correct in Every Way by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
What happens when a politicallycorrect!Sue finds herself in Middle Earth? Fun one-shot. Please read and review! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2014 - OC - Complete
The Third Directive by Jee oto ta Huttuk koga reviews
Takes place immediately after CA:TWS. HYDRA has fallen, but the Winter Soldier is not free of its final orders. No slash or romantic pairings; Brief flashbacks of torture and a strongly implied sexual assault (ch. 4). Story continues in "Simple Conversation."
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,762 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
No Escape by Mirlasse reviews
Tar-Miriel, right before her marriage to Pharazon. In all probability, the first of many stories I will write about her. (And isn't it sad that the character list has her as Ar-Zimraphel?)
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ar-Zimraphel - Complete
The Most Important Question by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
...is - what color are Loki's eyes? Thor and Loki read their fanmail and discuss the important things in life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The One Way Street by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'There's blood – his blood - everywhere, soaking into the hungry earth like rain. His ribcage is the greatest weight in the world, a cathedral of broken bones. ' There's no way out, not this time, no matter what Tony said. (Character-death; no slash.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor - Complete
Alpha: The New Beginning by Elrond's Scribe reviews
Merry Chrismas y'all! This is a piece of the story that I've been wanting to write for a long time. This is a direct followup to Omega, and I hope you can enjoy this whether you have read HoME or not, though a couple of references will be lost on you if you have not. AU, of course.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Aegnor, Elrond, Elu T., Túrin - Complete
Avengers of the Ring by Dr Matthattan reviews
Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,301 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
The Envelope by CrackinAndProudOfIt reviews
I'd be lying if I told you that Crackers was normal *before* her favourite author showed up and enlisted her in a program that would grant her wishes, but her life was about to cast off any semblance of the word... Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Curufin, Eöl, Maedhros, OC - Complete
The Voyage of the Canon Keepers by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
When movie-Susan shows up aboard the bookverse Dawn Treader, the Narnia Canon Keepers have it all under control...until the two keepers sent get stuck in the story and have to deal with a lovesick Susan, Eustace who thinks they're Nazis , and much more.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
A Brother's Oath by LalaithElerrina reviews
"Will he be there bright and tall, and the wind in his hair?" the mortal woman Andreth had asked of her friend Finrod, remembering his brother Aegnor, the Elven man who had given her his heart years before, and for whom her own love had not waned...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Aegnor, Finrod F. - Complete
Never Again by Nieriel Raina reviews
Tormented by the sea longing, Legolas visits Minas Tirith. But when he is caught in a cave in, will friends he cannot remember be able to help him, or will he sail, having forgotten why he remained? Undying Friendship Series. Year 7 Fourth Age. Edited.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,069 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Teletubbies' Adventure in Lothlorien by LalaithElerrina reviews
When the Teletubbies find themselves unexpectedly in LothLorien, no one could imagine the havoc they cause...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Haldir - Complete
Larry and Bob's Adventure in Rivendell by LalaithElerrina reviews
When Larry and Bob unexpectedly find themselves in Middle Earth, they make quite an impression...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Elrond - Complete
Tribute by Wtiger5 reviews
Aragorn and Faramir comfort a dying soldier. Written as a tribute to a lost friend and brother: Allen Smith 3/1/83 - 8/9/11. Warning: OC death. Beta read by Linda Hoyland
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
How To Write Bad Fanfiction by Michelle the Editor reviews
Based on the How To Write Badly Well blog, this fic carefully walks through all the steps to creating a truly horrific fanfic. Applicable to any fandom, involves several nonsensical Star Trek crossovers in later chapters. Badfic summaries are always cut o
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Murdock - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Nieriel Raina reviews
He always knew wood-elves were strange. Will their outlandish customs prove too much for a stout dwarf like Gimli? 2ND PLACE March 2009 Teitho Contest; 2ND PLACE 2009 MEFA Genres: Character Study: Friendship. Undying Friendship Series. Year 3019 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Morndel by Nieriel Raina reviews
Gimli finds himself in a most unlikely location thanks to Eldarion's gift from the Haradrim Ambassador, much to Legolas's amusement. 1ST PLACE May 2007 Teitho Contest; 1ST PLACE 2007 MC Awards Best Friendship. Undying Friendship Series. Year 14 Fourth Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Gimli, Eldarion - Complete
Never, In All My Days by Nieriel Raina reviews
A trip to Imladris is not everything Legolas expects it to be when he meets Lord Elrond's foster son, four year old Estel. Undying Friendship Series. Year 2935 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Wyze Lies by Erestor reviews
Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Among the Mumakil by Erestor reviews
Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
There and Back Again by San Antonio Rose reviews
A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,855 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
Snow and the Seven Environmentalists by Erestor reviews
Erestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
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The Fellowship of the Quarantine reviews
Frodo had hoped that things would start looking up once he and his companions finally brought the Ring safely to Rivendell. But with the threat of a new coronavirus looming on the horizon, the enemies of Sauron will have to take stock of their situation, prioritize their dangers, and adapt to their circumstances if they want the Quest to succeed. Very silly crackfic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2 - Published: 4/22
Tales of the Arda Series reviews
Join a small crowd of hobbits who have surrounded a living legend to hear tales of the Arda Series, particularly those events which changed the course of the world. A lighthearted one shot with a new take on the events of the Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/2/2019 - Complete
Daycare of Doom reviews
Daycare. It's a place that most people fear a little and the wise fear a lot. But two of Tolkien's characters are so intent on speaking to their fanfiction writer that they foolishly dare to enter the deadly arena. Will they survive the day? Guys, this may be the most realistic fanfiction story I've ever written. It's long, but I think it reads pretty quickly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2018 - Complete
Conspiracies: The Real Causes of Thalion Estel's Difficulties reviews
Sauron may have been defeated, but his works of evil are not finished. In an attempt to mar all that is good, he sends his servants on a very important mission, one which will change the course of human history. Thalion Estel—that troublesome fanfiction writer—must be dealt with. And to produce an abundance of doom, no setting could be more perfect than college itself. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,857 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Complete
I Will Cleave reviews
A moment of reflection from Arwen's perspective, revealing a bit of how she views her choice, her future, and her beloved Aragorn. Bookverse. A one-shot to celebrate a big anniversary. Disclaimer: I do not own this cover image.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Arwen U. - Complete
Pest Control reviews
Amid the end-of-the-semester turmoil, Thalion Estel finds herself with two uninvited guests who may or may not be some of her overly neglected muses. Even though these muses' presence is rather frustrating and distracting, they might actually prove to be useful when it comes to the eradication of certain pests. Short, 3 chapter fic. Tribute to my last batch of college roommies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
That You May Not Grieve As Others reviews
Wanda may know a lot about grief, but that neither lessens her pain nor makes her a confident comforter. However, a chance meeting with someone else battling the effects of sorrow illuminates a new perspective on how death can be viewed and grief processed. A one-shot inspired by true events.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Complete
Rangers vs Roomies reviews
Thalion Estel is quite used to visits from her muses. However, her roommates are definitely not acquainted with the experience. What would happen if, say, two of Middle-earth's finest rangers were to suddenly show up at Estel's college and then crash her apartment? A one shot tribute to my roomies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
A True Leader of Men reviews
Throughout its history, Gondor was faced with many dire times, some written and others nearly forgotten. This is the tale of a renowned captain who led his rangers of Ithilien through many perilous battles in order to fulfill his oath to protect his nation. Loosely inspired by true events. A one shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Complete
The Plot of the Muses reviews
Poor Thalion Estel; not a day goes by without her studies being interrupted by her muses. However, in this instance, her muse visitor doesn't seem to have a story in mind...but just how much trust can you place in one of the Noldor? A one shot.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Finrod F. - Complete
The Rally that Never, Ever Quit reviews
A certain elven lord has closely followed the progress of his favorite baseball team throughout their impossible year. Now it comes down to the end of the line: the final, deciding game of the season. Can the players make the special fan's battle cry of "aurë entuluva" into a reality? A one-shot in the "Rally" series. Contains a special guest star: Thalion Estel!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Complete
The Rally that Stung reviews
Rallying to win any game, baseball included, always brings two effects: joy for some and sorrow for others. The Rangers know both results all too well, but it's always nice to have a fan who can offer wisdom on how to respond in either case, especially if that fan happens to be a great elven lord. A one-shot within my "Rally" series.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Complete
When Rallies are Not Enough reviews
Baseball can teach you a lot of life lessons. And who better to instruct mortals on the heart of such matters than one who has gained immense wisdom from thousands of years and hundreds of battles? The Rangers' only elven fan watches their game and then adds his two cent's worth on the results. A semi-reliant one-shot sequel to "Rallying the Rangers".
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Gurthang's Intervention reviews
Túrin has had enough. All he wants now is to end his miserable life, but his less-than-trusty sword may not be as cooperative as Túrin had assumed it would be. An AU one-shot crackfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Mablung, Túrin - Complete
Fallen, but not Forgotten reviews
What was supposed to be a standard mission to raid a HYDRA base turns into a nightmare as the Avengers face both an ambush and a strange weapon capable of unforeseen destruction. Takes place before Age of Ultron. AU one-shot. Warning: character death. T for violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
What I Should Do reviews
A girl sees Rue get selected in the Reaping and can't stand to be silent. But volunteering in Rue's place is only the beginning of a very tough journey for Amaranth, who wants to be victorious without becoming a part of the Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
Ever On and On reviews
"The Road goes ever on and on..." A look into Aragorn's experience as he sets out from Rivendell to begin his wanderings in the wild. A one shot inspired by college (of all things).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Aragorn - Complete
From the Ashes reviews
"From the ashes a fire shall be woken, / A light from the shadows shall spring". While they had him under their thumb, Hydra believed that the Winter Soldier had no soul. They thought they'd eradicated it forever. But they were wrong. A one shot.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
A Time to Mourn reviews
"For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven". As the evil of Sauron continues to gain ground in Númenor, Amandil suffers a crushing defeat in his efforts to stop the spread of Darkness. Today is a time to mourn.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Amandil, Sauron, Ar-Pharazôn - Complete
Back to the Roots reviews
After the events of Guardians of the Galaxy, Groot regrows and has to decide what to do next. Could a trip to Arda be a good course of action, perhaps? A silly sequel to "The Importance of Introduction".
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Groot - Complete
The Winter Soldier (Mr Roboto parody) reviews
"The problem's plain to see: I lost humanity. / Missions to neutralize. Missions dehumanize." A Marvel parody of the classic song by Styx: Mr. Roboto.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Plot-twisted Hunger Games reviews
Everyone expected the Seventy-fourth Hunger Games to be like those of previous years. However, when the course of the Games is altered by random plot twists, there can be no knowing what will happen next. Different languages? An ancient hero? The Force? And that is just the beginning! A very silly two-shot crackfic that resulted from a group writing game.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Complete
The Pursuit of Love reviews
What is love? The age-old question, which has perplexed philosophers for centuries, has now begun to gnaw away at the mind of Jadis. And how will she find the answer? Is there any way to prove that love can really exist? With the help of her top servant, she sets out to discover the truth. A crackfic one shot. Co-written by Niphredil.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Jadis the White Witch, Maugrim - Complete
Refined Silver reviews
The thoughts and motives of Quicksilver during the most defining moment of his life. Age of Ultron one shot. Obviously contains SPOILERS!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
An Unexpected Party reviews
As a writer, Thalion Estel is used to her muses interrupting her life with ideas for stories. But when ten of Tolkien's characters burst into the middle of her worldview class, even she is caught off guard. How will her classmates and teacher react? What will the "guests" think of the class' members? And will Thalion ever be able to write the (apparently) very important story?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Complete
A Social Study of Númenor reviews
When Thalion Estel finds herself in the tragic but common situation of having to complete a massive school assignment, she decides that the best thing to do is put a Tolkien spin to it. But when Mandos steps in and enables her to actually interview eyewitnesses to the rise and fall of Númenor, her project becomes more interesting than she could have ever imagined.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Complete
A Different Species of Fangirl reviews
Thalion Estel unknowing walks into a den of fangirls, and she can't believe how silly they act. Fortunately, she soon receives some company more suited to her personality. But what does her new companion think of the fangirls, and more importantly, what do the fangirls think of him? Inspired by true events with a bit of Tolkien-flavor thrown in for good measure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Complete
The Importance of Introduction reviews
What is the real reason that Groot says the exact same sentence over and over? Could it have something to do with two inconsiderate Hobbits by chance? A short one-shot about the beginning of Groot's conspicuous habit.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Complete
Part of Him reviews
As Aragorn takes leave of Rivendell, he says goodbye to one of the most cherished places of his childhood. A one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Aragorn - Complete
Home for Christmas reviews
With Bucky's memories of Christmas still fuzzy, Steve helps him remember by bringing a few Christmas traditions into their holiday season. A Christmas story. NO SLASH.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Wondrous Star, Lend Thy Light reviews
Eärendil is given the most important task of his life: leading a caravan of Magi to see the King of kings. A Christmas one-shot.
Crossover - Bible & Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Eärendil - Complete
Misrepresented reviews
What was supposed to be a fun and joyous Christmas turns into a day full of anger and retribution when Elrond discovers the terrible crime committed against his people in a classic Christmas special. A Christmas one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
The Answer reviews
Bucky is invited to a small Thanksgiving party, and on the way, he learns the answer to a question that has been bothering him for some time. A sequel to "There's Always Something". Post CA:TWS. No slash.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Complete
Beside Calvary reviews
The Hanging Tree song has been cemented in my head ever since I watched Mockingjay. However, the lyrics have a very dark meaning, and I can't stand to hear myself singing them. So, what's the solution? A nice parody, that's what!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Complete
There's Always Something reviews
The Winter Soldier is in utter despair. He has nothing to live for, no where to go, and no identity. When he comes across a strange jogger just before dawn, will his darkness be penetrated by the light of thankfulness? Does he have anything to be grateful for? No slash. Post CA:TWS. Written in honor of Thanksgiving.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Complete
Couldn't Ask for More reviews
The Winter Soldier tried to elude the relentless Captain America, but at last they have come face to face. Is the Soldier truly beyond feeling and healing, or does Bucky still exist enough to respond to Steve's selfless acts of friendship? A one shot about the blessing of a friend. No slash. Post CA:TWS.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Attack of the Plot Twists reviews
What happens when a simple story about the Avengers is thwarted by random plot twists? Mayhem! Disaster! And...radioactive potato? All these and more in this fun result of a group writing game. I hope you enjoy it!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
True Love reviews
In which Caspian reveals his love for Susan and, well, you'll see. If crackfics are supposed to be weird and random, then this is a cracked crackfic. Movie-verse one-shot. Please review!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Complete
Rallying the Rangers reviews
When you're losing a baseball game in your own stadium near the end of a terrible season, it seems like nothing can possibly bring you out of your predicament. Well, what about hope? And who better to stir up this hope than one who has witnessed with his own eyes what hope can do? The Texas Rangers are in for the most astonishing game of their lives!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Complete
I Do Not Call You Unfortunate reviews
Bucky has had a really, really, really hard life. That can't be disputed. But is he unfortunate? Bucky thinks so, but when he meets a stranger with unknown identity, he hears otherwise. Post CA:TWS. This one-shot is basically a Marvel spin on a great (if not the greatest) scene from The Horse and His Boy.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Complete
Healing in the Last Homely House reviews
The Winter Soldier is struggling as he tries to untangle the mess of thoughts in his head. Meanwhile, Aragorn is travelling to Rivendell for some much needed rest. Paths collide, evils are encountered, and peace is sought. Can the Soldier find healing in the Last Homely House? EDITED AND REVISED AS OF JULY 2016.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,574 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
A One-time Thing reviews
What if Steve and the Soldier had a short conversation right after Captain America was dragged from the river? A somewhat demented double-drabble. Post CA:TWS!
Crossover - Emperor's New Groove & Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Complete
The Hermitess of Caras Galadhon reviews
While in Lothlórien, Frodo and Sam cannot seem to find relief from their sorrow. With Gandalf gone, will joy and hope ever live in their hearts again? The question is answered when Galadriel narrates to the sad hobbits something she can see in a magical pool.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Let It Go (Martin Luther Version) reviews
Have you ever wanted to hear Martin Luther sing his personal version of the famous "Let It Go" song from Frozen? Well now's your chance! Big thanks to Meneldor, who made the hilarious cover image!
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
Dishes of Doom reviews
Thalion Estel can't seem to get her family to rinse and load their dishes after a meal. It takes an unexpected visit from one of the Valar to keep the counter clear of dirty dishes.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Complete