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Joined 04-03-14, id: 5633627, Profile Updated: 05-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

What up. Through many online games and accounts I've gone by plenty of names, but for now, I'll go by TrademarK. It was one of my gamertags on xboxlive (I've changed it multiple times).

About myself:

I'm currently 18. Unfortunately, I can't defy time, so I age.

I'm black. I enjoy stereotypical black things.

I play basketball regularly. I play football more as a leisure sport, never in a league.

I love to write. Mainly poems. For the life of me, I cannot write songs and I don't know why. I start writing a song, have a beat and rhythm imagined and then all of a sudden, I just lose it.

My music library is pretty diverse. Rap/Hip-hop (duh), R&B, some Rock (shocker right?), little metal, little punk, little trance, some grunge. If you introduce me to some new music I'll give it a try. I like to be different.

My favorite artists: Eminem, Three Days Grace, John Legend, 50 Cent, Enter Shikari, Chief WaKil, Kid Cudi, Blue October, A Day to Remember, Linkin Park, Kendrick Lamar and Usher. I listen to a piss ton more artists. I could write a book on the reasons (probably not, I'm lazy).

I'm pretty vulgar. Sometimes I curse people out when I get mad.

Oddly though, I'm a very calm person..when I want to be. It takes a lot to send me over the edge. I've just learned not to get mad at things that aren't that important.

My sense of humor can come off rude sometimes. I'm sorry if it affects or offends you in any way shape or form. It is a part of myself that I'm trying to change.

Onward to my dislikes:

pickles (despise with a passion)

YOLO and the people it pertains to

most people

distrust and dishonesty


the cold (the only good thing about winter is snow, otherwise it can piss off)

being sick (it is honestly so rare for me to get sick that it makes me physically angry when I come down with something)


people who judge things they don't know

The list is much, much, MUCH longer but i got bored and laziness started to kick in.

I've been reading on this site for a very long time and have formed a list of opinions. Before I start, note that I only read Naruto fanfiction, so maybe that has something to do with it.

NarutoxTayuya is my favorite pairing. All of a sudden, I was just like "I like this. This is great." There should be more of these stories, they're always good.

I despise NaruHina. It's overused and irrational. Hinata is a sweetheart but the bitch just ain't gettin D. Naruto is so hyperactive, that a week into dating, Hinata would probably lose her ever-loving, ever-stuttering mind. It just won't last.

Fuck Sakura, she needs to die. That's all I have to say on that.

Why are there so few KakashixAnko stories. It's such a good pairing! There are one-shots, yes, but there are very few full length stories. It's unfortunate.

I think I'm done. I'll probably update this eventually. Probably not.


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Just Play Along by Free-Spirited Dreamer reviews
To impress his ex-wife, and after a crazy turn of events, Sokka has Toph and Lin pose as his wife and daughter. What hilarious shenanigans will await this fake happy family?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,467 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Chocolate and Milk by ai no monogatari reviews
The only job that Armin can get is working at a Maid Cafe. There he meets old friends and has new adventures. SnK Aruani crack. AU
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Armin A., Annie L.] Eren Y.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4185 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Trials of Past & Present by Foreveralways101 reviews
Sokka could not be more content with his life. He's a respected councilman and is living with Toph, the woman he loves, and Lin, the girl he's raising as his own. He starts thinking of making more serious commitments to his girls. However, when a face from his past reappears, a secret will be revealed that will turn Sokka's world upside down and challenge where his loyalties are.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,815 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sokka, Toph]
Bloody Black by QuestionedIdentities reviews
He loved her with all his heart, confided with her all those years, only to find out she was a terror to humanity. Armin's recollection of his romance with Annie.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Annie L., Armin A.
Promises by Werewolfhunter16 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki had always been a man of his word, he had never broken a promise to anybody. It was his ninja way. Though this time, he may have made a promise he shouldn't have, even he wasn't sure he could keep it. One-shot. Naruto x Female Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Female Kyuubi's Paradise by Wolf the swordsman reviews
For the past sixteen years the kyuubi has been hiding her true emotions behind a male self. The one thing she desires more than anything is Naruto, but a human could never love a demon right? This story will be between Naruto and a female kyuubi. Rated M for violence, language and future lemons. Revised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,005 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Snake And Hound by Tankou001 reviews
Kakashi wants a good Christmas Eve. Anko wants a good Christmas Eve with Kakashi. The White haired ninja couldn't be less thrilled. How will Anko work her way into Kakashi's bed for the holidays? How will Kakashi keep from going mad under the pressure?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Perfect Couple by LuteLyre reviews
Sometimes, Ino isn't sure.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
Secrets of the Barrows Brothers by Kina Kalamari reviews
Ever wondered exactly what the Barrows Brothers did in their spare time? Well, find out here, on "Guess the Barrows Brothers' Innermost Secrets"!
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
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Emeralds and Rubies reviews
Zuko has regained his honor. With the Avatar out of the way, his nation has no worries. The comet will soon be here, and his father will use it to wipe the remaining nations off the map. There lies the problem. Zuko is caught between his country and what he knows is right. Can his best friend open his eyes to what needs to be done? ZukoxMai OCxToph
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Zuko, Mai] [Toph, OC]
Welcome to Rage reviews
Anko just wanted some peace and quiet. It's the end of the day and she wants nothing more than to unwind. But there's a problem that must be dealt with first. Sometimes, you have to be a little creative.. Heeyy, it's my first fic! One-shot. AnkoxOC. Read, review, and most importantly, enjoy. Reviews are the best way to make an author better. M for language and just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Anko M., OC] - Complete