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Joined 03-30-04, id: 563674
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sweeney Todd, and Zombie Survival Guide.

Greetings to those of you who have decided to enter the Lair of Insanity. There's really so much about me and so little space, and yet so little about me, and too much space. Take your pick. Either way, I don't feel that it is necessary to have a profile up, because you are here to read the stories and notbefriend the authors. AlthoughI wouldn't mind anE-Mail or two, andI will respond if youwrite one. New friends are fun. But why are you reading this, instead of reading the story?Unless, you already read the story and want to know who I am because you think it waseither A: amazing, B: disturbing, C; horrible, wretched, and evil, or D; odd. or you can always go with X: none of the above so I'll fill in my own in the blank provided._. The one thing I will tell you about myself in this profile is that I am utterly insane, andI would prefer my straight jacket to be a lovely shade of emerald green, thankyou very much. And along with that, I would encourage you to celebrate the wonderful holiday ofinsanity. June 24th: Insanity of the Green Muffin Day. Yes, it is a real holiday, seeing as I made it up. Just make a lot of green-dyed corn muffins and invite alot of friends and just be crazy and have fun. Good times, I'm tellin' ya. It is more commonly referred to as 624, so spread the word to all the world. I want to try and make this an actual unoffical holiday. wow thats an oxy-moron. But you know what I mean, i hope. But it really is a fun day. Anda golden star goes to any hard-core Harry Potter freak that can tell me where the date comes from. If you tell me, I'll give you the Origination Story of how it all started out. Now, back to writing so I can update soon.

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Water and Sky by Caleigho reviews
The backstory of the storm, briefly mentioned in Pirates 2
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 82,773 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Minneapolis Minnesota by S1leNt RIP reviews
I've traveled to Minneapolis Minnesota to speak with a survivor who lead one of the most well equipped groups of the war. It also had one of the highest survival rates. David tells the story of how he prepared for something that most had never imagined.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Return Of The Demon by angst cupcake reviews
Many people had their own theories, more with questions and fewer trying their hand at answers. But the one thing everyone knew was that Sweeney Todd, once again...was amongst the living.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean, The Story of Maxine by Witchy Pirate reviews
This is the childhood story of a girl that I made up, she is Norrington's daughter and Jack Sparrow's wife later on. I have written about two stories with her in them with Akhet Masters and Irish Parselmouth! Coming along great girls!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
The Path to Salvation by Knightfall1138 reviews
Louis Doyle tells his story about the growing infection and how a simple building project saved hundreds from devastation.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5482 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Sparrow's Nest by Stickeh reviews
Jack is searching for the Fountain of Youth and immortality, but he needs a ship. A dingy just won't suffice. What happens when he gets a brand new crew, a shiny new ship, and a lot more than he bargained for? Post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Ashes of Hope by laer ear reviews
Harry Potter was wrongly condemned to Azkaban, and a year later the 17yrold is Kissed and cremated. Only later does the Order discover his innocence, mere minutes too late. But is there still somehow hope for the light in that pile of ashes?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,797 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,050 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mystical Affinity by Gryffindork1-52204 reviews
Harry's search for the Horcuxes takes a shocking turn when he finds out something that could very well point to his death. And where does Ginny fit in with this new discovery? Abandoned due to seventh and final book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,606 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ashes of the Phoenix by Celtic55 reviews
SEQUEL to THE DARKEST HOURS. "You see- there is still hope. It may be just the distant glimmer of some cold little star, but even that glimmer can guide us. This sorrow and anguish may consume us, or it may feed us."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,342 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Darkest Hours by Celtic55 reviews
HHr. The first year out of Hogwarts, a time when Harry Potter has been missing, the death eaters are preparing for major events and the Order of the Phoenix is the last hope. A tale of darkness, war and struggle. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Darkest Path reviews
Pain. Fear. Death. These are the things inflicted upon Harry by the Dark Lord and his followers. His only means of escape are two incomprehensible choices. But after Harry has been forced to do the unthinkable, he questions if he made the right decision.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,170 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
On Stranger Tides reviews
Though Beckett was dead and the war was over, the elimination of piracy remained the Navy's primary goal. But Jack Sparrow wasn't going to allow himself to be bothered by such things. He had much larger concerns. Like finding immortality.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
My Diary of the Dead reviews
When the world sends itself to hell, there isn't much to do except pray that Satan doesn't have enough room for your soul.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
A Vengeance Renewed reviews
Through Sweeney Todd, Benjamin Barker may have exacted his revenge. But Todd’s task was not quite completed. The rest of London still had Hell to pay. And he was just the demon to help them with that.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008
The Sparrow Prologue reviews
The full story of just how the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow came to be the pirate that he is now, including the origin of the Black Pearl and the mutiny that was led against him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Other Side of Norrington reviews
this is a short little prologue about James Norrington and his family taking place before PotC. this goes along with another PotC story that me and a few others have written, but have not uploaded onto here yet.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/26/2007 - James N. - Complete
Flight of the Sparrow reviews
Jack Sparrow had bested death more times then any other...But not this time.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Death Comes Unto All reviews
Harry is captured by the Death Eaters and taken to a place with no escape. And Voldemort wants him to do the unthinkable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete