Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Bleach, Legend of Zelda, Avengers, and Assassin's Creed.
Yo! My name is Ravyn, aka Kichi, aka Motoki. Yes, these names are all names that I use and answer to, in case you were wondering. I've had an account on ff.net for...I've really no idea. A long time.
Anyways, I'm female, old enough to be in college, and I have a major affiliation with anime, fantasy, and YAOI. In fact, mostly Yoai. I don't like Mary Sues much. I hate character bashing--I believe that all characters have a purpose, no matter how tiny or big it may be, so respect should be awarded to them. So that means no bashing them. And if someone does bash them, then it has to be done correctly and still be within their character's personality. I also have a thing for Time-Travel fics. I can't even--I really don't know where it came from, but I'm in love with them. (shrugs)
What I would really appreciate is for you people to leave your support! I like getting messages on how I'm doing or what you think about what I've written so far. I've also grown a bit and will gladly say that flames are welcome as well and I'm not going to take them badly. So whatever you guys think, please, let me know!
"When life gives you lemons, give life an orange. When life gives you back the orange, give life a banana. When life gives you back the banana, give life some meatloaf. Then they don't know WHAT to do!" (Me!)
"There are people I'd take a bullet for and people I'd like to put a bullet in."
"Tradegy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
"Happy Birthday. Now open the present I got for you so we can all get on with our damned lives."
"That's lovely. Now hand over the crack, and eat your food. The police will be here soon."
"These people have about as much thinking process as a mule trying to hump a door knob."
"You'd manage to give someone AIDS by poking them with a stick."
"Got milk, need pie."
"You can't fire me! I'm a volunteer!" (I said that to a guy once because he threatened to fire me. And he shut up after that.)
"I think my farts have more emotion than that guy."
"Give me five minutes, a brownie, some porn, and I'll give you a fucking novel of my ideas."
"If I were here tomorrow, would things stay the same? If I were here tomorrow, would we still be this way? If I were here tomorrow, would life be okay? If I were here tomorrow, would things be the same as yesterday?"
"It takes of second to meet someone. It takes a minute to become their friend. It takes a day to love them. But it takes a lifetime to forget them."
"I gotta put that on my quote page!"
"Go to hell, you miserable son of an incest whore fucker!"
"That's my phone condom--I use it so when I have phone sex, I don't get hearing aids."
"What does she have that I don't?" "Aside from the kind personality and gentle smiles that could light up the room? Aside from cooking skills that wouldn't raze a multi-storied flat to the ground? Aside from beauty, boobs, and the ability to make babies?"
"The way to tell that your at a good Mexican food restaurant is to go into the restroom, and if it smells like pee, you know that the food is good."
"She better come back. She's my future ex-wife."
"God is gracious, and kind, and loving. We are his children. I truly believe this. He loves us for what we are, and that's why I don't understand these people that say that God demands us to support only one form of love instead of seeing it in the many forms that it truly has. God is wise and I can't think that such a wonderful person as He would condemn people for finding love in one of its many forms. And the Bible, in the end, is not a textbook telling us how we should live our lives. I don't think God meant for us to take it so seriously and literally that we forget that the Bible is not the truth, but that He is. Anyone who says that they understand God's purpose and thoughts is full of themselves. We don't know how God thinks, and we can't judge what he truly feels about homosexuals off of our own bigoted, human emotions. What I believe is that God is much more kind and giving than we tend to make him out to be. Do you understand what I'm saying?" (Quote from Dissonance, a Naruto Fanfiction by Unwritten.25)
"I must be pretty good if I can make a toaster glow." (My dad is a pervert...)
"IHOP is a detour off the road of life. A very good detour." (Me!)
"Isn't it reckless to fall in love at first sight?" "I never claimed to be otherwise."
"You're not good at doing stuff on purpose; you're good at doing stuff on oops."
"Ah, Kids. Can't live with them, can't drown them in the pool."
"Are you on any medications?" "No." "When was your last period?" "Um, I had a hysterectomy. Can't have periods." "Oh, okay. Let's see...is there any chance that you could be pregnant?" "...What part of 'hysterectomy' DON'T you understand?" (This was during my mother's trip to the emergency room.)
"Heh. I was a kinda girly tom-boy. I played with dolls and kicked around balls."
"Are the owner of this house?" "Nope." "Oh. Are the owners of the house home?" "Nope." "Oh... Well, then...could you give this to the owners of the house?" "I dunno--I'm not going to be seeing them for a while." (A conversation I had with a door-to-door salesman when I was pillaging my mother's fridge.)
"Who can put a value on human lives?"
"I told myself that when I was finally free that I was going to laugh and scream with joy. I told myself that I was going to buy myself a place with a bed and a window and a closet full of clothing just for me. I told myself that I was going to eat all of the best food this world had to offer. I told myself that I was going to jump and dance and run and play until I couldn't anymore. That's what I told myself, but now that I'm free, the only thing I can do is cry."
"It...looks like a lovechild of an inebriated gorilla and an anorexic elephant."
"I wish I could slap my writer's block in the face."
"Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes, it is--but don't worry, I'm catching up to it!"
"I've touched Harry Potter's knickers! I can die a happy man!"
"Not many people can brag that they've flushed a tree."
"No drinking of the beer for you, cat! You're pregnant!"
"This is the skin of a High-Functioning Sociopath."
"I dragged your sleeping form into the tent and dropped you unceremoniously on Sim's floor, which she was generous enough to lend to our cause. Before that…You drank. Excessively. Gambled. Poorly. And danced…well, it was damn good entertainment, if in a pitying sort of sad way."
"He chose the dark path: instead of serving Heaven, he went and reigned in Hell."
"Was that even English? The only other language I know is the Spanish I learned in high school, and that barely lets me find the bathroom."
"If you're reading this story 'cause you think it's gonna be another light-hearted romp through the ST:IX continuum with little ole me...well, allow me to shoot that bubble right now. For this story, I took a long stick called "Terrible Things" and beat Kirk with it for an extended period of time. While he was in recovery, I snuck in with another, slightly less friendly stick—"Tragic Past"—and beat him until the nurses found me. It took them a while. Then I called for Spock and sat back to watch what would happen. I have TAKEN LIBERTIES again. Tons of them. I took them from babies and crying children and people around me who weren't paying. I took liberties like they were both free and going out of style." --Warning written by Angel Baby1 before the first chapter of her fic, Atlas.
"Tyrants die as ruthlessly as they live...In my death I shall free my people and I shall free myself."
"That's not the point! That's so far from the point that you soared right past the point on a rocket ship of - stop laughing!"
"A good lay can go a long way."
"...Wait, that came out wrong."
Fanfics that I have in mind. If anybody wants to take some of these ideas and make them their own, do so. But the idea is mine, and disclaimers WILL say so.
The Chosen One: (Pokemon) AU Satoshi learns of a life and death secret--such a horrible secret, that Team Rocket, Team Magma, and Team Aqua would all kill for the chance to capture him. Pairings: ShiShi, none of yet. Rating: T (language, romance, death, action, adventure, angsty, possible rape) Inspired by NOT 'Pokemon 2000'. Sort of. The title was.
No Title Right Now: (Bleach, maybe some others) AU Kurosaki Ichigo continues to live his life as a normal teenager--hormones, crazy parent, school, and the ability to see souls. But after a strange encounter with a similarly strange animal, he wakes up and his whole world begins to change--for the worse, or for the better? Pairings: GrimmIchi. Rating: T to M (violence, death, angst, blood, slight OOC, romance, abuse--never family--language) Inspired by... Well, I'm not really sure what inspired me. I guess it was just thinking too much about Grimmjaw and Ichigo and my mind came up with something weird...
Confusing, Isn't it?: (Bleach) AU After the team rescues Orihime from Aizen's grasp, Soul Society goes back to preparing for the winter war. But what will they do when their trump card, Kurosaki Ichigo, has his life flipped because of one little tweak of the mind? (To be understood in later chapters) Pairings: GrimmIchi, maybe more. Rating: M (violence, rape, language, Mpreg, mature content, romance, major angst) Inspired by Hear Our Prayer, a GrimmIchi Mpreg fic. And my own imagination. Crazy, huh?
No Title Right Now: (One Piece, plus my own story) AU (I guess) One boring night, Luffy is on watch, and he spots a wishing star. Already knowing that One Piece will be his, he makes a different wish. “I wish for a big adventure!“ And while it is a childish wish, the fates decide to grant Little Luffy’s wish…by sending the Calamity down to the world of the sea. (No, the Calamity is not really a Calamity. It's a person who was label that. Don't ask me why.) Pairings: ZoLu, SanZo, SanZoLu, MAYBE AceOC (the OC is a guy. I mean, I write basically NOTHING but Yaoi, so what do you expect?) Rating: T (violence, humor, language, kinda mature content, romance, Nakamaship (the friend kind) bunch of other stuff, adventure, action...yeah.) Inspired by...nothing, really.
Fullmetal, Thief of the People: (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) AU Ashamed of his taboo--trying to bring his mother back by himself--Edward leaves Resembool in search for atonement. He finds it in East Central, where the weak are the poor and the powerful are the rich. Enter, Fullmetal! Thief of the People! All is going well until Roy Mustang, Hero of Ishval, is sent in to capture the notorious thief. (Actually follows the main plot of Brotherhood, only Edward is NO dog of the military.) Pairings: RoyEd, AlWin, HavocRiza, some others. Rating: T (violence, language, angst, severe laughs, other things, OCs...yeah.) Inspired by the line, "Take what you can, give nothing back!" from Pirates of the Caribbean.
No Title Right Now: (Final Fantasy VII, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) AU 100 years after the Hero of Time was put to rest, Hero became Legend. At 200 years, Legend became myth. At 500 years, the Planet was struck with Calamity. At 700 years, the Hylians were a fading race, over-taken by the Human race. The royal family were made myth, the Cetra, and any Hylians left became the Ancients. At 1500 years, there was only one left. And then one man's greed became so powerful that the Hero's slumbered state was put it danger... Pairings: Undecided. Rating: M (violence, language, angst, Zack, Hojo, adventure) Inspired when I remember that Hylians were given their large ears to hear the Goddesses, and then when I remembered the Genesis refers to the Planet as the Goddess.
Back Again: (Final Fantasy VII) AU (Ignores DOC) Cloud was finally letting go of the past, but on the anniversary of Sephiroth's defeat, old memories resurface and old wounds are torn open. As he sinks back into depression, Aerith pleads with the Cetra to help him...and the Cetra allow Cloud to fix his own tragedies by sending him back to when it all began. Pairings: SephCloud, ZackAerith, BarretTifa, some others. Rating: M (violence, language, angst, Hojo, war, some laughs, Zack, adventure, time travel) Inspired by the rest of those delicious Time-Travel fics out there.
No Title Right Now: (Harry Potter) Slightly AU (Follows Cannon but ignores Epilogue) For some reason, even after the defeat of Voldemort, after things have wound down, and even after Harry's eighteenth birthday, the trace still hasn't lifted. Harry is confused, Ron is Ron, Hermione reads some books, and Luna has the answer. Pairings: Undecided, but most definitely Slash (sorry Ginny lovers!). Rating: T (language, some angst, some laughs, Neville learns how to use a sword and is hot...maybe some sexual content, but highly unlikely, CreatureInheritance!Harry, and MPreg (OH GAWD, I LOVE BABIES)) Thought up when I was trying to figure out WHY Harry was so good at see the itty-bitty-tiny details (like a Snitch in a game of Quidditch, or how ONE key is different from a HUNDRED MORE) when he's blind as a bat without his glasses on.
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