Vani WolfTurtle
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Joined 03-30-04, id: 563732
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Vampire Hunter D.
Hullo! I'm Vani W. and it's nice to meet you all! I like drawing, reading, and writing. I also love The Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, The Mikado, Anime, and movies in general. Also almost all knds of music, but especially J-Pop and Classic Rock (Aerosmith and ZZ Top forever!) Anyway, I'm 17, slightly insane, and love snacks. See you all later!
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Doppelganger by Karashi reviews
[INCOMPLETE] My first Pet Shop of Horrors fic, a writer's flat-mate moves out, leaving her lonely. She goes to Count D for a pet to keep her company.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004
The Morning After by Atolm2000 reviews
Aaas some of the Sanzo Party learn the perils of drinking too much. Actually not yaoi. Honest.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Complete
Boinked! by The Three Dimensions reviews
Yaoi. Zenon and Shien played a disastrous prank on Homura, resulting in the latter going insane and developing a bizzare craze for a drunken Sanzo who had been drugged senseless by Lirin. H39 threesome mainly. [Chp.11 up, finally!]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,939 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 12/12/2002
And Then There Were Five by sf reviews
We all know that Genjo Sanzo had four companions. Son Goku, Sha Gojyo, Cho Hakkai, and Mary Sue. Rated for swearing. [Gaiden installment complete -- the Fangurls invade Heaven, and all Hell breaks loose.]
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
Dream by DarkPresence reviews
The first story with a twist... from the Strelitzia's point of view (book 1). R&R, and please enjoy! ;
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2004
The Infamous Horse Sketch by Xuchilbara reviews
Petshop of Horrors/Vampire Hunter D/Monty Python crossover. Count D sells D a faulty horse. Laughter ensues, I hope.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
The Vanpire by Mullet-Revolution reviews
No one is safe. He comes by moonlight, feasting upon virgin blood, striking fear into the hearts of even the bravest of men. Van, the vampire, is creating quite a ruckus. What shall our heroine do? Find out by reading, my friends!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Van F., Hitomi K.
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A meets D reviews
A VHD, PSOH, SOTN crossover. Basically, a really crazy story involving D, Alucard, a spazzy fangirl, a werewolf, a vampire, and . . . a man who looks an AWFUL LOT like a woman . . . (acts like one, too) The rating is for language and some yaoi.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
The HalfElves of the Caribbean reviews
The Black Pearl is back in action. And so are Gummy and Sach. Will a world where they're ALLOWED to swordfight and fire big canons actually work for once?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
The Matrix: Revulsions
Gummy and Sach are back! And now they're driving Morpheus up the wall . . . as well as the agents, and, well, everyone. (Oh, not to mention Morpheus has Sachima confused with "The One").
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Morpheus
Tolkien Never Met These Elves reviews
A story about half-elves from a different (and far more technologically advanced) world suddenly being thrown into the Fellowship . . . and actually managing to survive!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004