Olofa
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Joined 04-05-14, id: 5638678, Profile Updated: 04-16-16
Author has written 22 stories for Frozen, Little Mermaid, Incredibles, and Supergirl.

I try not to write more Frozen fanfic, I really do. But I can't help myself.


I'm currently working on an "actual" novel; that is, my own characters and world, intended to be sold rather than posted. Being an author is a pretty lousy way to make a living, but at least my current entry-level retail job makes it look like a more nearly reasonable choice by comparison.

I ship Elsanna, obviously. I try not to hold anything against the other Frozen ships, but I can't stand the idea of Hans getting with anybody, and Kristelsa just seems too unlikely plus feels like cheating on Anna. Why doesn't Elsanna feel like cheating on Kristoff? Because shut up, that's why.

I also try not to hold anything against AUs, but it just feels wrong to me. Like playing tennis without a net.

EDIT: So now, naturally, I'm working on a side project that's a non-incest modern!AU. Working title: 50 Shades Of Frost.

Outside of this, I'm a comedy and science fiction/fantasy fan, so my favourite stuff is where they intersect: Mystery Men, Discworld, Galaxy Quest, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Real Genius, Dragon Half.

If you care, I'm a big Open Source software fan. Lubuntu, LibreOffice, GIMP, and my personal favourite, Compose Key (which is why my ellipses are unicode ellipsis characters, and not just three periods in a row).

I'm on tumblr now, too, as "olofahere".

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Risky Business by sappho-anaktoria reviews
You're in a good place now. You have a good job, surrounded by good people. Somehow, you're working under a goddamn CEO. Life seems pretty much perfect. {elsanna} [modern office au. disabled!anna, 2nd person pov) (no longer being updated on FFN - find it on AO3 under the same name!)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 135,693 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Carved by waytooshy reviews
She thought nothing could surprise her anymore. Not after living for almost two hundred years, no. Then one day she saw a girl she was supposed to never see again. [Elsanna, post-canon/mAU, incest]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 5/5/2017 - [Elsa, Anna] Kristoff B.
The Knowledge of Good and Evil by sappho-anaktoria reviews
A nightly adventure for chocolate pudding ends a whole lot differently than Anna expected. That might... actually be a good thing...
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Anna, Elsa, Gerda - Complete
Teach Me by ATHPluver reviews
Elsa Fönn has lived the single life for seven years, caring for and raising her son Olaf. Kristoff is trying to catapult her back into the dating life, which Elsa has been unable to be involved in. Suddenly Anna comes along, but what she does for a living makes it difficult to dive head first into a relationship. Elsanna, no incest, Modern AU. M for suggestive themes and swearing.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,162 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Elsa, Anna] Olaf, Kristoff B.
Exclusive! by Kurrent reviews
How would Elsa and Anna handle being interviewed for television? One-shot mAU Elsanna story based on an idea that wouldn't leave me alone. Standalone story that is NOT connected to "Feel, Don't Conceal." This tale exists in its own little universe.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Anna, Elsa]
Clubs and Cuddles by sappho-anaktoria reviews
Anna's started a club at school, and is having a pretty hard time getting people involved. But hey, just because they haven't approached her doesn't mean they don't want to. Doesn't mean they haven't seen the posters. Doesn't mean she's alone. Right? [cw: mild slurs]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/13/2016
It Was All for You by justonemoreartist reviews
Anna receives a series of letters penned by a mysterious stranger and puzzles over their meaning. One-shot. Based off of a Tumblr prompt. Contains Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Lingering Promises by justonemoreartist reviews
Queen Idunn of Arendelle cares for her children over the various stages of their lives as best she can with sweet words that ring hollow against the weight of their lives. Acts as a series of connected oneshots. Contains King Agdar x Queen Idunn as a pairing.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Queen Iduna, King Agnarr] Elsa, Anna - Complete
My Oblivious Sister by justonemoreartist reviews
The queen of Arendelle, secure in her magic, position and family, wants for nothing. Nothing, except perhaps some well-needed introspection, because Anna's noticing some things about Elsa that she herself clearly doesn't. Follow Anna as she realizes Elsa's true preferences and tries to tell her sister what she doesn't know about herself. Based off a prompt. Contains Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/5/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
Hurry Back by viewingglobe reviews
They both knew it would be difficult saying goodbye, even if it was just for a few weeks. They just didn't realize how much it would hurt, until the moment finally came. Elsanna drabble.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Lie to me by Bason reviews
"Okay, Rule One is: Men always believe what they want to hear…" Elsanna Oneshot!
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Measured Out in Coffee Spoons by David Hines reviews
An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2004
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Anywhere Her Heart May Lead - To Her Heart's Content reviews
AHHML: "Everyone wants someone to adore them, and someone to adore. I wish they could be the same person." Elsanna in her heart, Elsingrid in her bed, and a state visit to the Southern Isles. Intrigue, lust, guilt, angst. NOT OUaT Ingrid. Sequel to Anything Her Heart Desires. THHC: Elsanna in her bed, Elsingrid on her conscience. Nothing's ever simple. A/N in Reviews.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,312 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/2/2020 - Published: 11/21/2014
Gymnós reviews
When Lena Luthor invites her to work out with her, Kara Danvers asks Diana of Themyscira for advice on how to behave in a gym. Diana's advice dates from ancient Greece, when workout wear was olive oil...and nothing else. Notes: If anyone wants to correct my Google-translated Greek, feel free. This was supposed to be a quick one-shot. Things happen. Hat tip to @ahallister on Tumblr
Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 4/12/2019 - [Kara D./Supergirl, Lena L.] - Complete
Rehabilitation Session One reviews
Helen (as Elastigirl) visits Evelyn in prison for a rehabilitation session. But it's not all talk therapy and forgiveness.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2018
Her Tiny Heart reviews
Crossover of Her Heart/Tiny Hearts. Ingrid from AHHD/AHHML/THHC visits another modern AU; this time, Fruipit's "Tiny Hearts" pomeranian!elsa universe. [Backstory: Anna adopted a dog that turned into Elsa. It happens \ (ツ) / ] Anna is roped into fostering a rescue greyhound named Ingrid, which immediately bonds with Elsa & vice versa. One-shot
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 3/10/2016 - [Anna, Elsa] OC, Kristoff B.
The Weight Of A Snowflake reviews
In a world that's different by no more than the weight of a snowflake, a chain of events means that King Agdar and Queen Idunn aren't lost at sea...and Elsa grows up *very* differently. Call it a drabble, or the outline of a story I'll never write.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Anna, Elsa, King Agnarr, Queen Iduna
Bilingual reviews
Hard to believe at her age, but Anna's never really kissed anyone. Not "for-real". She asks Elsa to show her how, and Elsa (despite her own misgivings) teaches her the language of kisses. Modern AU, sisters, may contain smutty bits.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Elsa, Anna]
Strippergician reviews
Elsa's throwing a bachelorette party for Rapunzel & Megara, and hired Anna, a magician-stripper, as entertainment. Things get entertaining, until a card trick seems to go a little off the rails. More crack than the Liberty Bell. Modern!au, no powers, not related. Seeds of elsanna planted. Tons of Disney Princess cameos. h/t to ahallister·tumblr·com for the original story idea.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 9/27/2016 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Queen's Touch reviews
After a long day of diplomacy, Elsa needs to relax. Faithful maid Ingrid offers a foot rub. To start with. Her Heart au, between AHHD and AHHML. Elsa x OC. May contain feels, humour, backstory, tentative hotness.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Elsa, OC - Complete
Details reviews
Elsa's going to the prom, but is getting overwhelmed by the details. Just a little drabble, posted here instead of tumblr because it's easier to upload a text file here.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Where The Heart Is reviews
Elsa and Anna meet Ingrid's family, and even for an ice queen the reception isn't as warm as they expected. Takes place in the notorious 4-month gap between Anything Her Heart Desires and Anywhere Her Heart May Lead. Features a little Elsingrid.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Complete
Domestic Assassin - Her Heart Crossover reviews
Ingrid from the "Her Heart" series invades the DA!verse shared modern AU. Inspired by fozziewazxi's comment "#cause ingrid could totally work in any elsanna au". This isn't elsanna, but the idea hooked me. [background on DA!verse and Author's Notes are in the Reviews. This was meant to be a drabble, but it grew.]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Elsa, Anna, OC - Complete
Ye Royal Supply Closet reviews
Anna has left Elsa…agitated…and it's not her ice magic that can cool her off. Intrepid Maid-Consort Ingrid does what she can to help. Takes place between Anything Her Heart Desires and Anywhere Her Heart May Lead. Inspired by art from wantstobuildasnowman, commissioned by fozziewazxi, inspired by a throwaway line in Ask Ingrid.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2016 - [Elsa, OC] Anna
Anthology of Tumblriana reviews
Stories for Elsanna Week 2015. [A Month Of Sundays] Coffeeshop AU. Once a week Anna writes "Elsa" on a paper cup. What can happen in a month? [Usual Superhero Reasons] Even the mysterious Snow Queen of Metrodelle needs someone. [Drabbles] Romantic Movie AU. Pirate AU. Road Trip AU. All with a twist. [Their Favourite AU] Elsa and Anna find an un-convention-al new home.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Anna, Elsa]
Soulmark reviews
To prove to Elsa that Kristoff is The One, Anna goes to the trolls and gets a soulmark, a symbol that identifies her and her soulmate and that aches until they are reunited. Which is not a problem as long as her soulmate is who she thinks it is.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2015
The Penis Game reviews
Modern college AU. Whoever says "penis" the loudest in a public place wins. Elsa tries to shut up Anna and her friends, and winds up winning the game…and a date with Anna. Too bad her father, Senator Weselton, wouldn't approve. Some f-bombs, a p-bomb of course, and beginning elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [Anna, Elsa] Duke of Weselton
Ask Ingrid reviews
Based on the "Her Heart" stories, written after the events of Chapter 18, "Anywhere Her Heart May Lead". Questions from tumblr answered by Ingrid, Elsa, and Lissi. How does Elsa feel about Ingrid versus Anna? How did Ingrid become a royal chambermaid? And Lissi, any thoughts?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Elsa, OC - Complete
A Fork In Her Path reviews
Elsa & Anna visit Eric & Ariel. Elsa discovers the unsettling answer to, "Where did Ariel get that fork?"
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Ariel, Prince Eric, Elsa, Anna - Complete
Corrections reviews
What if Elsa came to the funeral? Anna reads Elsa's eulogy and gets an insight into her sister, including the secrets that were not meant to be seen.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
What In Heaven reviews
Elsa's having a little trouble with her subjects. After all, just because she has miraculous powers over ice and snow doesn't mean she's actually the goddess Skaði, right? So why does she have worshippers now? And how can she make them go away?
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Anything Her Heart Desires reviews
On a hot summer night, on a balcony under the stars, Elsa and Anna share a tender moment. Elsa crosses a line, Anna takes it badly. Without her sister's love can Elsa control her powers? PROBLEMATIC Elsanna, heartache, some smut, Kristanna in the next room. NO GUARANTEES. Sequels: "Anywhere Her Heart May Lead - To Her Heart's Content", "Where The Heart Is", "Ye Royal Supply Closet"
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,963 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Arendelle Syndrome reviews
A dark short story about a "relationship" between Elsa and Hans. Helsa for people who don't like Helsa. (Implied possible background Elsanna, too.) Nothing too explicitly described, but definite BDSM theme. Be forewarned, this is NOTHING like my other submission so far.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Trolls - Complete
The Queen's True Love, or Sweet Arendelle reviews
A folk song of Arendelle, a wholesome ballad of Queen Elsa and her devotion without any double-entendres at all, especially about Elsanna. Promise. [Promise may not be legally binding. "Ballad" may actually be drinking song.] Hear it at soundcloud[dot]com/smuldre/the-queens-true-love Also mentioned in author's "Anything Her Heart Desires", Ch. 5.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete