Countess Jackman
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Joined 03-31-04, id: 564077, Profile Updated: 04-26-11
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Superman, Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Trek: 2009, and Supernatural.

So it's been a long time since I've updated this.

First of all, you might notice the name change. I used to be Countess Jackman, but switched to this lovely new username because I felt like it.

As you can see, I've been writing on this account for a long time, but I've just recently cleared away all of my older stories that I didn't like - the majority of them being Twilight stories. Not because I hate Twilight - because I don't - but they were clutter and not at all good. Anyway, this is a bit of revamp without being an actual revamp. I'll be posting the majority of my stories from the website www.harrypotterfanfiction.com, where I am known as SnitchSnatcher. So if you'd like to check out the stories I have there, go right ahead; I'm only posting my newer ones here.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me!


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Through A Glass Darkly by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Nothing's fair in love and war anymore. xx The sixth year. JPLE, MMSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,798 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11391 - Favs: 10,467 - Follows: 9,148 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Unsung Hero by Reach4thestars19 reviews
Arianna was a part of the Rebellion, though her story is unknown. Yet, she was still a hero. The Unsung Hero of the Rebellion and this is her story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 157 - Words: 271,867 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Luke S. - Complete
Trials of the Heart, Book Two: Emerald Dawn by KD Skywalker reviews
New lives together, as well as a new enemy...Obi-Wan and Hailey will overcome them together.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,399 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Trials of the Heart, Book One: Hand in Hand by KD Skywalker reviews
Can a Jedi from the past help a Jedi from the future discover who she is...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Et Al by omens reviews
He doesn’t want to choose, but he will if he has to. .Tony/Cassie. Just slightly AU.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Tony S., Cassie A. - Complete
Mr & Mrs Skywalker by Writer Wannabe reviews
NEW CHAPTER ADDED! Anakin and Padmé are hitting a few bumps in their marriage. What they don't know is that their significant other has a secret job... Based on Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Requiem by moogsthewriter reviews
Caught off-guard by their captain's sudden death, the crew of the Enterprise searches for answers. The problem? Jim Kirk isn't dead. ::Note about chapter six on my profile page.::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,342 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Conversational Vulcan by Blue Moon3 reviews
WIP. When it comes to learning languages, a person is so much better than a computer. When Uhura tracks down the only Vulcan in Starfleet, she has no idea of the events she's setting in motion.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,935 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Danger of Practicing Field Medicine by seren23 reviews
Written for the McCoy-a-Thon. "Doctor up, McCoy, apparently I've broken my ankle." Pre-movie, McCoy/Nurse Chapel UST
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel - Complete
The gift by TamarinaDC reviews
Spock and Uhura's "first time"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2521 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Purely Business by Zayz reviews
LJ. "They didn’t do it out of love. They were not in love, nor did they want to be. They barely knew each other. None of this was romantic, not even close. What they had together was purely business." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
A Summer with the Marauders by MysticMarauder reviews
[COMPLETE!]It's the summer before their 7th and final year at Hogwarts and Lily Evans is planning on spending a nice relaxing summer with her best friend. When just to her luck... a Marauder moves in next door. Comedy,Romance,Drama LJ SBOC RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,781 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beautiful Disaster by SailorLeia reviews
A Love Story, What happens when Luke and Mara are attacked by pirates... and Han & Leia findout Luke's been keeping a big secret from them for years. Oh the possiblities! NEW CHAPTERS! The End is HERE! YAY!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,022 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Call It A Gift by Blackberry Ink reviews
On the night of the third ball, everything went according to plan. Ella plans to forget Char and go on living with her curse as a maid in Dame Olga’s house. But first loves always die hard.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,170 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004
Father of the Bride by LVB reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker and family are invited to Alderaan for an announcement. What happens when the announcement involves wedding bells and a mystery groom? Sequel to Meet the Skywalkers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,001 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Han S. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Bond of Brothers by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
AU. Selena refused to subject a child to the lifestyle her husband had created for her. She hid her pregnancies and gave up her children to the care of her brother and his wife, to be raised as the younger brothers of their own son. A new destiny was begu
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006
Come What May by lilyfan06 reviews
Lily and James have one passionate night, but decide to hide it from their friends. But what happens when they get caught? And will Lily or James be the first to crack and tell their friends? Now in the postHogwarts era. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,721 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Harry Potter FrEaK04 reviews
Sequel to TIME AFTER TIME! READ TIME AFTER TIME FIRST! Takes place right after the prequel and will end with Lily and James's Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We Have to What? by crystaltambaia reviews
Lily and James are told by Dumbledore that in order to be Head Boy and Girl in their seventh year at Hogwarts, they have to learn to live together! In a two room flat! Chaos ensues…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Moving On by Nautica7mk reviews
Superman's return gave way to unexpected changes in the life of the one person he loves the most.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Lightning at Hogwarts by Candy Cane Jones reviews
Seventh year of Lily and James, the Marauders, and living in the shadow of Voldemort. Mostly LJ. Different from other stories because it's not just HATE vs LOVE. My first fanfic and the story is worthy of a better summary than this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 105,660 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sith's Angel by CelestialDeath reviews
Slight AU. When the twins were born Padme decided to fake her death, so she could raise the them without fear of the Sith. Two years later, Darth Vader has discovered Padme is alive, and comes to claim her and their children. Some spoilers for Episode III
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,982 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Nothing On Earth by greenconverses reviews
By society's standards, they could never be together - Lily was wealthy and already engaged. James was London street trash. When they meet on board the RMS Titanic, the connection is instant and soon, nothing can keep them apart...except maybe an iceberg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,422 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lucky Number Seven by Candidus-Astrum reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are going into their seventh year... and they're Head Boy and Girl. With the odds against him, can James make Lily fall for him? Abandoned, please see my profile page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,380 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Middle Earth High by Larien Calaelen reviews
Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,473 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004
A Journey of Discovery Book Two: Pledge by Jedi-2B reviews
Luke and Mara continue their up and down relationship in this sequel to A Journey of Discovery — Book One: Pendulum.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,047 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Not So Holy Matrimony by Milka-Weasley reviews
“And I pronounce you a husband and wife...” Sort of. Only the husbands and wives do not choose each other. They're being chosen by destiny. And it's a game at Hogwarts. MARAUDERS ERA, you know you want it. JamesLily, RemusSirius - NO real SLASH. Humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,839 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Journey of Discovery Book One: Pendulum by Jedi-2B reviews
Ever wonder what might have happened if Vader and Palpatine hadn't died at Endor, and Luke had met Mara before she received that Last Command?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,477 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Farewell by KD Skywalker reviews
Luke and Ben take a father and son trip where Luke teaches Ben about his past and Luke says goodbye to the past. One Shot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Luke S. - Complete
To Be Without Hope by InTooDepp reviews
Alone on an island for 10 years, a young lady must change her attitude to pirates when she meets Jack's crew and face the one man who changed her life forever. [Complete]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Supremacy by amber75 reviews
QuiGon and ObiWan are sent as mediators to a world where men are considered substandard. The mission doesn't go as planned, especially for ObiWan...Finished.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,668 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Two Loves, One Choice by MorganS reviews
this was a previously written 'you' re-written for the viewers, chapter one.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004
Marauders Misery by Tombraider3 reviews
The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand" Hogwarts, 1975.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 75,347 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Significance by Delphein reviews
Well, I could try taking off me shirt. --Jack. Sequel to my fic HaDM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,055 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
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Distinctly Disenchanted reviews
"You've got to be kidding me." Waking up in a fairy tale world was the least of their problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Bump in the Road reviews
Nine months; two hundred and seventy days. Unexpectedly thrust on a journey into the unknown, James and Lily Potter are about to learn what to expect while they're expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Glimpse reviews
There were times when he had a sneaking suspicion that she was staring at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tin Foil reviews
Chills run up and down her arms, travelling to her legs like an electric shock, as he whispers in that tragically broken voice of his. "Jo."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Dean W., Jo H.
Bite Hard reviews
She tickles his fancy. He gives her headaches. It's an equal yet opposite attraction that neither want, but can't quite fight unless they bite hard. Kirk/OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,458 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - J. Kirk
Bitemarks and Bloodstains reviews
I stared at Edward, swallowing the lump in my throat before saying, “Well, there is one place we can go.” His eyes flickered with recognition and he sighed, turning to the rest of our family, “The Volturi.” Sequel to Waste a Moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Bamboozled reviews
Rosalyn Rhodes has always despised pirates and anything related to the high seas but when push comes to shove, Jack Sparrow's the only one left she has to rely on. She always knew there was a reason she didn't trust pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/8/2007
Waste a Moment reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Candle in the Wind reviews
George comes to terms with something he never thought he'd have to. MAJOR DH SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Conquering Emotions reviews
Sometimes emotions can be the hardest things to overcome. Sequel to 'Adventures In Babysitting'.R&R!
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/9/2006
Adventures In Babysitting reviews
Lois asks Clark to watch Jason while she and Richard attend a gala. While the parents, at least one anyway, are away, the child and superhero will play. COMPLETE!
Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,722 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
Three Marauders and a Baby reviews
When James Potter wakes up one morning, he gets the surprise of his life. R&R! I think the title gives away some of the plot as well. Chapter Five Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - James P., Sirius B.