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Ok, little information about myself...I live in Hawaii- and it sucks! This place is just too small. I am a relatively typical scorpio. I don't take flames poorly, since I consider a story a success as long as I have inspired some emotion. If it's negative, then at least that's something...

Lastly, I am a fanfic junkie, constantly checking categories and saved favorites. This site is a valuable tool if you use it well. You can meet people that you never would have otherwise, and it is a wonderful place to develop your writing skills.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15679 - Favs: 12,878 - Follows: 12,517 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Most Bizarre HP Pairing of All by David305 reviews
Rising to the challenge: someone asked, What's the strangest coupling you can imagine? Okay, I can imagine some pretty strange things. New in 01/14: The Ol' Switcheroo!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/24/2002
Wonder What's Next by BratPrincess-187 reviews
The responsible thing to do was returned an Amnesic Harry back to Dumbledore not trick him into thinking that they were in a relationship together. -Updated, Harry has to make a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,270 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6857 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 2,783 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Study Lessons by Heaven's Angel reviews
HG. Let's see here, look at the rating. You do the math... I've always been horrible at these but please read and review UPDATED! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, ITS AN UPDATE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,980 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Thanks, Mate by Distant Luver reviews
Hermione's pregnant. The father? Ron. Unfortunately, having a child in the wizarding world outside of marriage is illegal, leaving Ron in a horrible position. Can Harry & Ginny, Draco, the twins, and a mentally handicapped dementor pull them them through?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,840 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
No Want, No Hunger, No Shame by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
AU VM, WM In a time when darkness is feared, Meryl Stryfe's unusual occupation thrives and leads her to a man she should hate, one that is not at all who he is supposed to be...
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,391 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/27/2003
Of Touch by Shorty Trenchrat reviews
Captured during a Death Eater Rebellion, Severus Snape is tortured and looses both sight and hearing. Hermione is the only soul left with him in his cell, and she is the only one who can communicate with him to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,311 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Silent Hill: Praying in Vain by hauntedheadnc reviews
Augusta Jackson would go through Hell itself to atone for the gravest sin of all...
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,357 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 2/8/2004
Not so Different After All by Hanna Star-Runner reviews
Draco shows up at the Dursley's with a deal for Harry. Harry takes him up on it, they almost get killed by a dragon, are attacked by deatheaters, and then have to face Ron as somthing slightly more than friends... HD SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shakespeare and the DeLusting Potion by Femme Teriyaki reviews
Got lust? Get potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lost in Owl Posts by P.D. Ellus reviews
Seven years with the Trio are over and as Snape rejoices his new found freedom, he receives an unexpected letter. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,794 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Black Light by Dante Lewis reviews
COMPLETE! AU What will Snape do when his sister dies, leaving him to raise the child she bore to Sirius Black? Call Remus Lupin of course! But a life built on secrets is but a house built on sand as they will discover. 1st FF Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 337,263 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Halloween Horror by shedoc reviews
Severus Snape had seen a lot in his career as a Death Eater and Spy that could be classed as truly horrific. [harryron fic] not the source of the horror! Reedited and played with a little
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Something Kinda Funny by Indigo Kitti reviews
Harry seems to have forgotten something very important over the summer. When he arrives back at Hogwarts Dumbledore and Snape break the news to a very shocked Harry. Draco Malfoy is carrying his child. DMHP slash, mpreg, 7th year, note the genre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Threadbare by Marine Galdeone reviews
[Complete] In his seventh year, Harry’s body is ravaged, his soul debauched, and his will to live worn thin. The strength he has relied on for years abandons him, and he is left torn. Broken. Draco Malfoy is determined to fix him, but if only he knew how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,328 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 457 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His Hermione by winky-wink reviews
Hermione's boyfriend wants to sway Hermione into getting married with him. So he goes to the one man who knows what Hermione's heart truly desires. Ron Weasley. Little does he know though that Ron has romantic ideas of his own...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,523 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Wicked by DMitchell reviews
Hermione has completely given in to her harmless crush on Professor Snape. Will it truly be harmless, and is she the only one with an infatuation? ::DISCONTINUED::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Never Let Your Memories Fade by averagegirl89 reviews
He's searching for his lost love...she's searching for her memory. What will happen when he finds her? Full Summary Inside. RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,641 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Private Thoughts by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/19/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Take Time to Smell the Roses by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
COMPLETE (HGSS) Hermione has used a match making service to find a husband since that is what is expected in society. What happens when the person is someone she least expected? Can he change her views on love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vash meets the Enterprise by silverado6000 reviews
5 years after Under a Sky so Blue, Vash and company try to find a new Eden. But they run into the crew of the USS Enterprise-E. Chapter 10 up!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,943 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004
Return of the Inverted Boggart by P.D. Ellus reviews
All is well in Hermione's life, until she gets herself into detention with none other than Draco Malfoy. Another installment of the Inverted Boggart series. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Amourette by silverXserpent reviews
Sequel to 'The Amour'. Post Hogwarts. It's been eight long years since Draco sent Harry that letter.... and now Harry is working as an Undercover Auror who's job it is to find Draco and turn him over to the Ministry. Lots of hot tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,925 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Virus Of Life by Justin Valentine reviews
After numerous murders in the area, four teenagers seek to burglarize the Spencer Estate. Little do they know that there's more than meets the eye inside the huge mansion... and more than zombies.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
Secret Suckers by aixla reviews
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes has a new product - with interesting side effects!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - George W., Minerva M.
The Irrefutable Truth by Justin Valentine reviews
It's- it's over... it's all over... (Thank you to EVERYONE who read this story, you guys were the ones who encouraged me throughout and without the positive feedback I probably never would have finished this.)
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,101 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
Obsession by DMitchell reviews
Hermione has fallen deeper into her obsession with Professor Snape. Will this lead her to the forbidden relationship she craves, or the broken heart that seems inevitable? -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Reunion Class of '98 by P.D. Ellus reviews
It's been 5 years since Hermione's graduation, she lost contact with all her friends. What happens when she's invited to a class reunion and when did Snape get to be so sexy? HGSS- COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Exquisite Torture of Draco Malfoy by Lia Langard reviews
Hard R for language and boys having fun. Draco has a little tantrum after seeing something he doesn't like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
What Speaks to your Mind by Fantastic Farting Ferret reviews
Summary: Harry has issues, we all know that. But, why did he set Dumbledore on fire? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Unforgiveable by ReginaLucifer reviews
Very sad, I have to say. It's about the betrayal of a friend and regret. And death. I'll let you guess at the object the story revolves around and it's character. Enjoy! And please review or give some constructive critisism. Even a flame or two!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004
Like Fire It Burns by nikalee reviews
Ron's slow decent into madness as he becomes closer to his sister than he ever thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by lifeblood reviews
What Hermione finds on her patrol. One Shot. RR & Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Marauder's Style by Irrestible reviews
Ever what to know what the Marauders do when they're bored; they play Truth or Dare of course. Click to find out what crazy dares they come up with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004
The Inverted Boggart Strikes Again by P.D. Ellus reviews
Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. Another addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pain and Pleasure by scorpiogirl62 reviews
Dark fic! Do not read if you don't like Death, Smut, Evil, and extreme OOC... Hermione is accidently run into by Lucius Malfoy....yum....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Ode to CatExploding Microwaves by the-high-pirate reviews
Filch and Mrs. Norris elope and meet a microwave...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Argus F.
Silent Hill: Family by E.P.O reviews
Now complete! Matt Hardt is a seemingly ordinary man who is sleeping on board an airplane when he enters the realm of Silent Hill. Read and review, please!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,198 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Portrait of a Broken Town by Impromptu reviews
A collection of newspaper clippings, memos, and magazine articles relating to Silent Hill as compiled by Todd Mann.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Silent Hill: Sketches in Blood by superslacker reviews
The town of Silent Hill returns to consume all that you know and love. Note: fourth and final chapter should be up, short, I know. Plz R&R
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Complete
The Natural Order of Things by misfyt reviews
Neville was never meant to notice Draco, and Draco most definitely was not meant to notice Neville. It just went against the natural order of things! A delightfully funny NevilleDraco slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Draco M., Neville L.
The VoldemortDumbledore Conversation by TheEmperor reviews
What happens when Dumbledore invites Lord Voldemort to tea? What do "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans" have to do with your outlook on life? And 100 invisible Death Eaters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Today I Watched Draco Malfoy Die by misfyt reviews
After attaking the school using dark magic, Draco is murdered by a group of Gryffendors. Harry offers his strong opinions on the matter. It's kind of different, but I like it a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Wearing You by Ca Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart reviews
::CHAPPY 4::Well, you never know what someone has to deal with unless you take a walk in their shoes...and Vash and Meryl are about to learn this the hard way!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002