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Joined 04-07-14, id: 5644028, Profile Updated: 04-18-17
Author has written 9 stories for Warriors, and Harry Potter.

UPDATE: Finally! Okay, I just wanted to let all you guys know who are still following my stories that I have finally started to get out of the rut that I got into, and that my writer's block is starting to vanish. I know it's been more than 2 years since I last updated Rising Sky, but I promise, I am working on it, and I hope to get the chapter out soon. Thank you all for being so patient if you haven't completely given up on me, and I'm so sorry that it's been this long.

IMPORTANT: Unfortunately, I have a massive case of writer's block right now, and had had it for the best part of half a year. I am trying my best to get rid of it, but my stories will not be updated for a while. Sorry!

OK, hey everyone!

I'd just like to say "Hi!" to everyone who reaches my profile, and to give you a warning that it's way too long! So, if you can't be bothered to read this whole thing (which, by the way, I spent a lot of time doing), then just click on that 'hide-bio' bit up there!

OK, about me!
I love the Percy Jackson series, Harry Potter, Hunger Games and Warriors series so when I write a story, it will most likely be about those books! Once I start writing, I would love anyone to review my stories, even if what you have to say is criticism! As long as it is constructive, I do not mind, but no comments just saying 'this is terrible' because how will I stop my stories from being terrible if that is all you say?! And also please no flames! Seriously. As I said, I am a new member to this site and I will try my very hardest to do my best, and in the end, that's what counts! Oh yeah, the profile picture is me as a cat (kind of)!

Onto another note, I will take this moment to tell you all that I HATE character bashing of any kind, because it's usually just an utterly exaggerated version of a character that someone hates. The best stories, in my opinion, are those where the characters are unidentifiable from the original. Bashing grossly exaggerates the vices of any character, blatantly ignoring all of the character's good points. These virtues, I should add, are ignored by the writer because the writer is too obsessed with trying to convey their hate of that character, so it comes across as totally OOC.
If you agree with this, copy and paste this onto your profile, stating that I wrote it.

I want to quickly mention Leafsplash-Of ThunderClan on here. She is my internet best friend, who never fails to cheer me up with either her puns, story uploads or conversations. She's an amazing writer - probably the only one whose stories that I (sort of) constantly review. You go, Leafy! Thanks for everything.

Guess who got a DeviantArt account? Even though my stuff there is virtually non-existent, check me out there! I go by the same name everywhere.

My Favourite Quotes

Whether you know it all not, there is a reason for everyone to be here. You just have to find that reason and make it worthwhile. Me
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. Samuel Becket
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams
When one door closes, another opens. That is the way of life. The choice you have to make is whether to go through the new door, or whether to open the closed one. Me

Now, onto a bit more about me!

Name: I'm not telling you but my account name is Snowfeather4876, so call me Snowy, or Snow, or Snowfeather, or even Feather. My friend calls me Olive-head though... Only one internet person knows (you know who you are; don't reveal my secret...)
Age: Somewhere between 0 and dead.
Gender: Female
Appearance: Long Shoulder-length, straight, light brown hair with brown/hazel/green eyes. I am tall.
Personality: Very sarcastic and often impatient, but I care a lot about my friends.
Reading, writing, going on FanFiction, art and generally creative stuff!
Dislikes: Cruelty/abuse, murder, death etc. spiders and my annoying brother!
Favourites: Food: Pork filet (sorry to any vegetarians out there, but it's true) Film: Frozen (that part where Anna saves Elsa and turns to ice gets me every time!) Animals: Giraffes, owls, otters and horses! Magical Animal: Phoenix
Season: I love them all! Spring reminds me that there is always new life, new hope. Summer is so warm and happy, and makes me glad to be alive. Autumn/fall is when the world is looking back, reflecting, and reminds us to think. Winter shows us that nothing is permanent, nothing lasts forever.

Warrior cat me!

Clan Cat
Clan: Half-clan, WindClan and ThunderClan, seeing as the Warriors website can't decide between the two!
Rank: Warrior/Queen
Appearance: White she-cat with pale grey paws, face and tail, as well as a pale grey chest spot, and dark blue eyes
Personality: Sarcastic but kind around kits and apprentices. Can look very stern and is a dangerous enemy in battle
Kits: Dawnkit/paw/sky (ginger tabby she-cat with a white chest spot and bright blue eyes, giving her her warrior name) Rainkit/paw/blaze (jet-black tom with amber eyes and a white chest spot) Silverkit/paw/fern (silver tabby she-cat with a white chest spot and fern-green eyes)

White she-cat with pale grey markings, and pale green eyes
Personality: Sarcastic but kind around younger cats

Pale grey she-cat with darker dapples and feathery fur, amber eyes
Personality: Is usually alone but has a few close friends, fairly shy and withdrawn.

Demigod me!

Name: Jessica Simmons (not my real name!)
Godly Parent: Athena
Appearance: Storm-grey eyes with long, wavy dark brown hair which curls at the ends and is usually tied back.
Weapons: Bronze knife.
Sarcastic, stubborn and smart, loves creative arts
Powers: Telumkinesis (power over weapons and great knowledge about how to use them) as Athena is the goddess of battle, can deflect weapons with her will under pressure but it tires her out, brilliant at strategy and planning, good at creative stuff, so she gets along well with Cabin 9 (Hephaestus)
Magical Object: A silver bracelet with an silver owl pendant which, when squeezed, will turn into a circular war shield with a diameter of half a metre and the same owl engraved on it. Twisting the head will produce a helmet. A gift from her mother, Athena.
Pet: A barred owl with unusual colouring as, instead if the white and brown, is white and silver-grey, who is called Klitiras, the Ancient Greek for 'messenger'. This is fitting because Klitiras has been trained to take messages and can be summoned by whistling.

Harry Potter/Wizarding me!

Name: Jessica Simmons
School: Hogwarts
Ravenclaw (at least, that's what I got sorted into on Pottermore!)
Wand: (according to Pottermore) Wood: Maple Length: 14 1/2 inches Core: Unicorn hair Flexibility: Quite bendy


My Favorite Warriors Characters in Order
2. Silverstream
3. Jayfeather
4. Feathertail
5. Honeyfern

My Least Favorite Warriors Characters in Order
1. Mapleshade (what she did to Crookedstar was just evil)
2. Tigerstar (no explanation needed)
3. Rainflower (she abandoned Crookedstar and re-named him!)
4. Millie (she replaced Silverstream and she abandoned Bumblestripe and Blossomfall for Briarlight)
5. Onestar (great warrior, terrible leader)

Percy Jackson

My Favorite Percy Jackson Characters
1. Annabeth
2. Charles Beckendorf
3. Rachel
4. Tyson
5. Grover

Harry Potter

My Favorite Harry Potter Characters
1. Mcgonagall (the way she handles Umbridge's inspection in 'Phoenix'... brilliant!)
2. Ron (yes, he has his flaws, but he is a true friend until the end)
3. Hermione (she may be seen as a bossy know-it-all, but she is a lovely person under all that)
4. Neville (he displays what true Gryffindor should be like)
5. Snape (he's a fascinating character, though I don't like him as a person)

My Least Favorite Harry Potter Characters
Bellatrix Lestrange (Hmm, let me see... Killed Sirius, killed Dobby, nearly killed Ginny, tortured Frank and Alice Longbottom into insanity... Need I say more?)
2. Dolores Umbridge (Well.. Sent innocent Muggle-borns to Azkaban, scarred Harry's hand, injured other people with her quill, including Lee Jordan)
3. Zacharias Smith (such an arrogant prat)
Professor Tralawney (old fraud)
Professor Slughorn (he wants to use famous people to become famous himself)

My Favorite Harry Potter Pairings
Romione (they will always be my favourite pairing in anything. Always.)
Lunaville (despite not being canon, I really like this pairing, although I like Neville/Hannah since reading Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness )
4. Scorrose (the whole idea of enemy families unity is one I love)
Molly and Arthur Weasley (I just love the two characters on their own and together)

Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French.Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese.Your humour is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together. (Copy/Paste if you're against racism)

Warrior Cats Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart
When I see a scar on someones face
I will think of Windclan
Whenever I win a race
I'll remember Silverstream
When I see a young mother
I'll remember Violet
When I worry about my brother
I will remember Goosefeather
when no one believes me
I will think of Scourge
When someones teased for being tiny
I'll remember Mothwing
When I find it hard to believe
I'll be reminded of Princess
When I see someone, who seems naive
I'll think of Heathertail
When someone wants to be "just friends"
I will think of Starclan
When I am near the end
I will think of Tawnypelt
When I am feeling judged
I will remember Darkstripe
When someone holds a grudge
I promise to remember Cinderheart
When I climb a tree
I'll remember Midnight
Whenever I'm at sea
I'll remember Leafpool
If I must follow my heart
I will think of Hollyleaf
If I ever fall apart
I'll remember Brambleclaw
When I most prove myself
I'll remember Spottedleaf
When I'm suffering from bad health
I'll remember Lionblaze
When I am feeling strong
I'll remember Tigerstar
If the path I choose is wrong
I'll remember Dovewing
When I hear of something far away
I'll remember Cloudtail
When a kitten catches their first prey
I'll remember Bluestar
Whenever I most choose
I'll remember Crowfeather
When the one I love, I loose
Feathertail will be in my mind
Whenever I must be brave
I'll remember the Tribe
When I'm in a cave
I'll remember Ashfur
When somebody breaks my heart
I'll remember Barley
When me and my sibilings are far apart
I'll remember Ivypool
When I try to be the best
I'll remember Firestar
When my loyalty is put to the test
I'll remember Crookedstar
If someone abandons me
I'll remember Ravenpaw
If I ever have to flee
I'll think of Jayfeather
When I have a strange dream
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt
Whenever I eat cream
I'll always think of Cinderpelt
When my leg is sore
I'll remember Longtail
When I can see no more
I'll remember the many battles
When I see conflict or strife
I promise to remember all these cats
For the rest of my life!

Love this one, but sadly, I didn't write it!

Percy Jackson Fan Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember the Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians
wherever I may go!


Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason
When someone forgets something,
I promise to remember Piper
When someone needs some loving,
I promise to remember Leo
When someone runs away,
I promise to remember Annabeth
When someone is missed everyday,
I promise to remember Percy
When I see someone with determination
I promise to remember Hazel
When I remember a hard decision,
I promise to remember Frank
When someone is different then expected to be,
I promise to remember Reyna
When I see a leader,
I promise to remember Octavian
When I see a ripped toy,
I promise to remember Don the Faun
When someone asks me for money,
I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus
Wherever I may go...


The Olympian Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!

Today, writers are scorned by those too unversed to know. Disdained, by those too ignorant to believe. Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream. Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writer, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams. A writer is a person who wishes. A writer is a person who escapes. A writer is a person who lives. A writer is a person who is not afraid. A writer is a person who strives. A person who expresses. A person who believes. A person who understands. A person who knows.

I am a Writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible. I wish for a world where war is just a myth. I escape into a world where I can predict the future. I live in a world of joy and mystery. I am not afraid of the world I create. I strive in the world where others give up. I express myself in ways others dare not try. I believe in things others are too afraid to trust. I understand things others cannot, in a way others cannot. I know in ways others deny.

I'm the girl who if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl who will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl whose bad side you don't want to be on.
I'm the girl who doesn't take crap from anyone.
I'm also the girl who carries a book everywhere with her.
I'm the girl that wears tracksuits to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idiot.
I'm the girl that doesn't have 'normal' hobbies. I read and I write. A lot.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "Best Friend."

I am not that girl, the one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too much tastes good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you'reWHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you are against racism, COPY AND PASTE this onto your profile! Let the world know that this behavior has to end!

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.
See that kid you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
See that young mother you called a slut? She was raped.
People have enough sorrow without you adding to it, just for a laugh, or to be funny

Repost this if you are against bullying.

Okay, I did not write this, nor is it my story, but I would like you all to read it and think about it.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to commit suicide over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.

You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart.
I took number 1, and I hope all of you who are members do too, because if there are so many people in this world who do not care, the world would be a horrible place to live in.

Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and reliable strategies like adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without having to worry about the burglar sueing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the coffee.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
13. You didn't notice that there actually were 10 because I skipped two numbers
14. You didn't realize that now there are more than 10 facts

Copy and paste this in your profile if you fell for it.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (But I have no other time to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos!
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Is this the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (But how do I use regular soap?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's only a suggestion, though!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (A little late, don't you think?)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (Oh, what a wonderful discovery! I will try it out at once!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But that would save me so much time!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Really, I thought they were supposed to keep me awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (Oh no! I can't use them in the walls?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (Umm... Can someone help me out here?)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Well actually, this is a legitimate warning as peanuts aren't actually nuts!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (But how do you eat nuts?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (To be honest, I blame the parents for this one!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Are people actually this idiotic? Please, raise your hand if you've tried this!)
On a packet of smoked salmon:
"Warning. May contain fish." (But... But... That's impossible!)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (So... let me get this straight. We don't get fake fake bacon, we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: keep out of children." (Ummm... Are you sure something didn't get lost in the translation?!)


So many FanFiction writers constantly confuse the following:

Copy and paste this onto YOUR profile if YOU'RE smart enough to know the difference.
If you DETEST apostrophes being in the wrong place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you WISH that every single FanFiction writer checked their work for grammatical and spelling errors BEFORE (not after, that would be a little late) posting it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you HATE it when people don't know when to use 'less' and 'fewer', copy and paste this onto your profile.
If it REALLY bugs you that people mix up 'me' and 'I', copy and paste this onto your profile.

Random Stuff

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
If electricity is made up of electrons, is morality made up of morons?

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile. (To be fair, I'm usually so distracted when I walk into stuff that I don't always realise that it's not a person...)
If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

1) I need to tell you a secret. Go to 5.
2) The answer is... go to 11.
3) Don't get angry. Go to 15.
4) Calm down don't get frustrated. Go to 13.
5) First go to 2.
6) Don't be angry; just go to 12.
7) I just wanted to say "Hi".
8) What I wanted to tell you on 14.
9) Be patient and go to 4.
10) This is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. Go to 7.
11) I hope you're not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6.
12) Sorry out of order. Go to 8.
13) Don't get mad just yet...go to 10.
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3.
15) You must be really bored so go to 9.

You have close connections with nature
You don't mind getting dirty (But I do like yo get cleaned up in the end)
You have strong opinions on issues that concern you (Naturally)
You could easily survive in the wild (Easily)
You care about the environment (Of course I do!)
You can easily focus on your work without being distracted (It depends if I want to do the work!)
You are physically strong (I have to, to live with my brother)
You rarely get depressed (pretty rarely, yes)
You aren't afraid of anything (I think everyone is afraid of something, even if what they fear most is fear itself (very wise))
You prefer a strict set of rules (only rules that make sense, and more and more of them don't.)

You have a free spirit(yes, yes I do)
You hate rules (only the pointless ones)
You prefer to be out in the open rather then in a small enclosed space (I need room to breathe; I get very claustrophobic)
You hate to be restrained (I like to do things of my own free will)
You are independent and outgoing (I'm quite independent, but not outgoing)
You are quite intelligent (I like to consider myself so, yes)
You tend to be impatient (when I want to do something, it has to be done there and then)
You are easily distracted (Yeah, although I can focus if I try to. I generally lose concentration if I don't wan to do what I'm doing)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and annoying (Hyperactive, sometimes. Annoying... ask anyone but my brother and they'll tell you no :-))
You wish you could fly (yeah... Just imagine soaring over the world)

You are usually alone (physically alone, yeah. With the internet, though, I'm never alone)
You prefer night-time over day-time (Nope)
You like creepy things (not really)
You like to play tricks on people (when I can think of good ones)
Black is your favorite color (Technically, it's not a color, but it still isn't my favorite)
You prefer villains over heros in movies and TV shows (sometimes the protagonists just get on my nerves a little)
You don't talk much (I talk a lot to my friends and family but not with strangers)

You are atheist
You don't mind watching scary movies (Not particularly, no. I don't enjoy being scared...)
You love breaking rules (I occasionally I do it , but I don't love it)

You are very polite (to people I don't know so well, yes, but to my brother, no. My friends and I insult each other on a regular basis. But on the whole, yes)
You are spiritual (no)
When someone is in trouble you never hesitate to help them (but only if it is actually real trouble, not just faked)
You are afraid of the dark (I'm not exactly scared of the dark itself; more of what might be in it!)
You hate violence (Unnecessary violence, yes. Sometimes violence is needed in self-defence.)
You hope for world peace (yes, but it won't happen)
You are generally a happy person (I think so...)
You believe everything you see or hear (You wouldn't survive in this world if you did)
Everyone loves to be around you (Haha... yeah, I wish.)
You always follow the rules (Not always)

My first story is Rising Sky: Book 1: The Four of the Sky. I would be very grateful if you could check it out and review!
Born to half-clan parents, four kits have the blood of all four Clans within them. They are destined to save the Clans. But for the Clans to be saved, there must be a fifth...

I also adopted We are Golden from Storm-Eyes-Osprey (thanks so much!), and I'll be switching between writing from one story to the other. Please read and review this one too!
When a new prophecy is foretold to ThunderClan's medicine cat, for once, the message is clear: a golden cat will save the Clan. There is only one problem. There are two golden cats in the Clan. Not too bad? It is when they're sisters.

A New Star in StarClan.
We all know how Honeyfern died, bitten by a snake. But what was she really thinking? How did she feel? And what happened to her after her death but before StarClan?

After Firestar's Death: Bramblestar
What happened when the great ThunderClan leader died? First, Brambleclaw needed to receive his nine lives. But who gave them to him and with which gifts? One-shot.

Leaving You Behind
A short poem on Mousewhisker's feelings for Hollyleaf.

I have also decided to give y'all a handy guide to the Clans, entitled (ever so originally) A Guide to the Clans.

And my first Harry Potter one-shot, celebrating Fred and George's (or Gred and Forge's) birthday, named Confiscated and Highly Dangerous.
Well... when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree and innocent -" One shot, set two years before Harry, Ron and Hermione go to Hogwarts. April Fool's gift.

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Blue Moon: Book Five: Falling Shadows by InkblotLeaf reviews
The roots of the clans have been shaken. ThunderClan has been severed, some having fled for the safety of the tunnels whilst the rest remain within the control of the Divisions. As the clans grow weaker, the Divisions grow stronger, destroying whatever lies in their path. The clans' only hope lies in an alliance, but with tension brewing amongst them, a union seems distant as ever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,214 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Wait! What? by Forever-Fangirl-PJO-HP reviews
A bunch of moments that will make you stop and wonder, wait...what? Featuring...girl talks and eavesdropping, secret plans and surprises, and over all things that will make you smile, laugh and confused! One thing for sure... Things aren't always what they seem...Confusion, humor and fluff galore! Please review! (A series of one-shots)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 5/12/2014
Take F L I G H T by Snowfall16 reviews
When a Clan mother realizes she cannot keep her kits, she sentences them to a lifetime of terror and confusion with nothing guaranteed and a guarantee of nothing. Follow Ivykit and Rowankit as they struggle to find who they are in a city of blood. Will Ivykit find her wings in time?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,948 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 3/1/2016 - OC
Blue Moon: Book Four: Dark Skies by InkblotLeaf reviews
Dark skies have settled above the lake, threatening to destroy the clans forever. Whilst a deadly disease rips through ThunderClan, tensions brew between SkyClan and RiverClan, shaking the allegiance that binds them. ShadowClan are shooting accusations, whilst WindClan are ominously quiet. Meanwhile, the divisions are poised to strike. One thing's certain: no cat can be trusted.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 398,901 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
The Year That Everyone Forgot by InkblotLeaf reviews
The thought of returning to Hogwarts had never even occured to Hermione. Not until she got the letter on that blustery August day. From then on, it seemed like the only choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15189 - Favs: 22,621 - Follows: 22,234 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,826 - Follows: 3,523 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
ĹẸĞÃČЎ by Blue741776 reviews
Is the Tribe the only group of cats in the mountain? No, there is another group far north. These cats have no connection with their ancestors and have slipped into an immorality so deep, their ancestors fear they will never recover. But one cat has had enough of this life, she is tired of being discriminated and used. And she wants a legacy that she can be proud of.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,104 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
I'm Coming Too by Ivypool reviews
You all know the story, Princess gives Cloudkit to Fireheart so she can decide his future and Fireheart gets an apprentice. But this is different. Princess decides to join Thunderclan with her only kit, Cloudkit. How will the clan react to two new cats and how will Warrior history change because Princess joins?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Firestar, Tigerstar, Cloudtail, Princess
I'm More Than You Think by Storm-Eyes-Osprey reviews
Her Mother despises her. Her Father thinks she is useless. Her Brother seems determined to make her life a misery. Her Clan hates her. Most cats would break down and wish to die. Not Whitekit. Instead, she sets out to unravel the dark reason behind her hatred, but will her strive to be loved leave her as a revered warrior of Forestclan, or be the end of all who she cares for?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 62,606 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - OC
Blue Shadows by Blue741776 reviews
It is relaxed times for the clans, prey is plentiful and seasons are pleasant, but secrets and betrayals are found in every clan, and the clans are vulnerable for cats with mis-guided ambition, while one cat has to chose between saving her clan or her own dark ambitions. I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does. Bad grammar and spelling in the beginning, gets much better.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 463,922 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Blue by Storm-Eyes-Osprey reviews
The last thing lingering in my vision a sweep of blue, blue like the river, blue like the sky, blue like Crowpaw's eyes, blinking out with the breath of a smile whispering onto my jaws until I knew nothing but darkness.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Feathertail - Complete
ᖘᖇᓰᑕᙓ Oℱ ᑭᗴᗩᙅᗴ by Blue741776 reviews
In the old forest, the Clans once sacrificed kits. But a code like that cannot last forever. Follow a certain cat as she learns how to forgive those who hurt her beyond measure. How she realizes her own strength through suffering. And finally, how she brought peace to the Clans by realizing the true Price of Peace. [I do not own Warriors, Erin Hunter does]
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,038 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Complete
Blue Moon: Book Three: Eye of the Storm by InkblotLeaf reviews
Amberpaw, Snowpaw and Dewpaw have finally completed their journey and fulfilled the prophecy, but things are far from over. SkyClan are being questioned whether they belong by the lake. Meanwhile, a group of cats from twolegplace are starting cause havoc amongst all the clans. Tensions are rising, loyalty is tested, a storm is brewing and it's only so long until it breaks.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,023 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
Stormy Feathers by KitKatSushi reviews
The times are peaceful, the prey is plentiful, and there are no big problems for the time being. On the night of a lunar eclipse and a storm, three kits are born. Stormkit, the runt, is constantly underestimated. When a prophecy arrives, Stormkit has to choose between her ambition and her loyalty to her clan. First fanfic, no flames. Constructive criticism welcome. ON HOLD.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,509 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - OC
Hollyleaf's Second Chance by Storm-Eyes-Osprey reviews
What if Hollyleaf was never meant to Die? What if she was granted a Second Chance? Sent back to Thunderclan in the body of a young Rogue kit, Hollyleaf must hide her true identity, and unravel the meaning of an ominous prophecy, or the lives of every cat in Thunderclan may be at stake. (The writing and grammar at the beginning is pretty bad, but it does get better, I promise!)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 65,284 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Hollyleaf - Complete
She's Here? by Forever-Fangirl-PJO-HP reviews
Ron's giving advice! What! Well maybe it'll help his son Hugo solve a little problem about their new neighbors. Just a little one shot about Hugo's problems and Ron's advice on the matter. Cute and Fluffy! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W. - Complete
The Blessing of the Moon by Storm-Eyes-Osprey reviews
Keriss has been told that she is impossible; mainly by the social-workers who struggle to find a place to put her. But when she is tracked down and almost killed by a fire-spitting dragon, and plunged into the hectic world of monsters and Demigods, she finds out another reason why she is impossible. She was claimed by Artemis, and now, life has just got interesting.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Artemis, OC
Blue Moon: Book Two: A Journey by InkblotLeaf reviews
*The Sequel to Blue Moon: Book One: Untold Secrets* Dewpaw, Amberpaw and Snowpaw have uncovered the meaning of the prophecy, but that doesn't mean the path ahead will be easy. They face many challenges and are yet to discover who they really are. Travelling through the mountains and back towards the old forest to return a lost clan, will they be able to fulfil the prophecy?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,166 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Blue Moon: Book One: Untold Secrets by InkblotLeaf reviews
It's a moon after the battle with the dark forest but the memories are still fresh. Life goes on in all the clans but is there room for one more clan? Three kits have been born, destined to save a clan, but not their own? Read as they discover theirselves and their destinies. Rated 'T' because of battles and just because it's Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,467 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
A Traitor's Funeral by FelineFantsy reviews
We all know how Darkstripe died, struck down by Graystripe in the heat of battle, but what happened next? Darkstripe tries to find StarClan, but is shocked to find an unexpected cat who takes pity on him, and does more than give him a proper burial.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Darkstripe, Firestar - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Sirius Plays a Prank by kateydidnt reviews
Sirius, after his name was cleared over the summer, is now teaching at Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B., George W.
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A Drabble a Day reviews
A collection of works which I will write in order to cure my severe bout of writer's block. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2016
We are Golden reviews
When a new prophecy is foretold to ThunderClan's medicine cat, for once, the message is clear: a golden cat will save the Clan. There is only one problem. There are two golden cats in the Clan. Not too bad? It is when they're sisters. ADOPTED from Storm-Eyes-Osprey.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - OC
Rising Sky reviews
Born to half-clan parents, four kits have the blood of four clans within them. Four eager young cats. Many choices. One destiny. But a fifth will rise... Rated T to be safe, but no different to the actual books. First fanfic so please read and review!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 4/8/2014
Confiscated and Highly Dangerous reviews
"Well... when we were in our first year, Harry – young, carefree and innocent –" One-shot, set two years before Harry, Ron and Hermione go to Hogwarts. April Fool's gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2015 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Guide to the Clans reviews
You know that moment where you're writing about something in the warriors universe, and you just completely forget what herbs is used when? Or exactly how a ceremony goes? Or what terminology the Clans would use? Never fear, for I have put together this handy guide about the Clans for you, so you know where to come when you're at a loss!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014
Wish You Were Here reviews
Left to his own devices, dying, left by his family, Fallen Leaves has endured so much. When a cat was buried in a fall of earth in the tunnels he walks, her nursed her back to health. She stayed by him, her pelt like shadows, her green eyes glimmering with love. His heart healed. But then she returned to save her Clan. Now, she walks among the stars, and he walks alone once more.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Fallen Leaves, Hollyleaf]
Leaving You Behind reviews
A short poem on Mousewhisker's feelings for Hollyleaf.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Mousewhisker - Complete
After Firestar's Death: Bramblestar reviews
What happened when the great ThunderClan leader died? First, Brambleclaw needed to receive his nine lives. But who gave them to him and with which gifts? One-shot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Bramblestar - Complete
A New Star in StarClan reviews
We all know how Honeyfern died, bitten by a snake. But what was she really thinking? How did she feel? And what happened to her after death and before StarClan? One-shot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Honeyfern, Berrynose, Willowpelt - Complete