Muraki Asato
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Joined 04-01-04, id: 564565, Profile Updated: 02-27-09
Author has written 3 stories for Yami no Matsuei, and Naruto.

Oh crap, OK, anou...If you really want to know all the different animes I like e-mail me. I read, watch, and write anime in my free time. My friends all think I'm crazy. I probably am, I tend to LOVE the evil guy in the anime. Muraki (my god), Sesshoumaru, Akito, Nakago, Farfarello, Shuldig, Nagi, Crawford, so on. So many evil bishi s so little time. BLAH!

You can also find me under the name Y3_EvilBishi on LJ, my newest story 'Never Leave Me' can also be found there, and if it gets to be overly graphic (too naughtly for ff.net) you can find the un-edited version there. I will let you know if the chapter has been edited.

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru (if I can find it, SasuNaruSai or SasuNaruGaa)

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi (hent only works when there aren't two pretty bishis in one show ((which never happens)))

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yes, I've been little Itachi, Akatsuki Itachi, and female Kiba

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. What kind of merch can you think of? Cause I have it

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? No... I'm not a destiny/fate finatic like Neji

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, SO kawaii!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, didn't I already say that?

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7 (with both Sasuke and Sai)

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, never did. Besides, I've read ahead

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Always have, and now I know the truth xp

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? DeiDei (what I call Deidara) and Hidan makes me laugh with his stupidity...

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? I used to be AntiSasuke, but then I discovered the wonders of SasuNaru XD

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I'm more into the manga than the anime, but I have seen the majority of the eps.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yea as I said in the last answer

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, ADHD

17) Sub or dub? I shiver and spaz whenever I hear the dub, the voices haunt me...

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I like Time-Skip Sakura better

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? I just thought he was another character, until I learned different

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Kami, now I have the AvenueQ Underwear song stuck in my head again, thanx...

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku, or Naruto before Time-Skip (he's too buff now)

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? He's a little too...energetic for my tastes...(n I like Naruto...)

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Never thought about it...hmm...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Some

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? My muse seems to prefer the flexibleness of the Naruto-verse

27) Do you like lemons? What do you think? I'm a Yaoi fan for kami's sake!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes, but not in detail, you say anime in my house and my parents tune out

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? Yes

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? No, I'm the hooked...

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Can't draw...

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No, again, can't draw

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No, anime in general does that

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I like to think I'm broke because I quit my job...

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Icha Icha Paradies Yaoi edition

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No, totally unfounded, stupid rumor and I'd like to get my hands on the person that thought it up...

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Again, can't draw...thanx...

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Na, I'm not into that...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Several, but their minor and make no major impact (there's a couple I have yet to use...)

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Again, that would be anime in general, It's not fair to place the blame all on one series

Quotes

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."

"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."

"Sometimes reading is good. I say reading is knowledge, knowledge, is power, power is corruption, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay you. So if you read you'll be broke."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture attacking that world cause they never expect it."

"All my life I've always wanted to be someone, I guess I should've been more specific."

“Evolution has reached the top of the hill, now it’s forced to go back down.”

“Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.”

"If I was a boy, I would have come to this party dressed as a French maid."

“No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.”

“Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.”

“I know what you’re thinking, you should be ashamed of yourself!”

“I am not as think as you confused I am.”

"There's nothing hotter than a guy who wears a dress and looks good in it too."

“I am not infantile you stinky-butt poop-head!”

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times; once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it."

“I don’t know whether to thank him, or throw it at his head.” (From Roommates by FastForward)

"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."

"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."

"I gotta pee, but I don't want to move.”

"I swear to drunk I’m not God."

"You can't make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them till they're afraid and give in."

"We are not retreating; we are simply advancing in the other direction!"

“Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid."

"Which one of my enemies told you I was paranoid?!"

“In the old days, you don’t glare; you blow their heads off with a bazooka. Oh, the good old days.”

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper."

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."

“Emotions breed hatred, and hatred breeds war.”

“They say I have ADD, but they don’t understand…Oh Look! A chicken!"

“Not the tastiest cookie in the pantry, are you?”

Person A: “You find this greatly amusing, don’t you?” Person B: “So much so, it even hurts a little.”

"Can I at least stab him with a spork?”

“You haven’t lost your mind, you’re just an idiot.”

“Awe, you’re an idiot, isn’t that adorable? Go play in your corner.”

“To see you fall would be the greatest tragedy of all, you who are my enemy.”

“He who flees with the wind at his back does so in great favor to his enemies.”

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.”

“I don’t have an ass, I have a back with a crack in the bottom.”

“What am I supposed to do? Say ‘Oh, fascinating’ and poke you with a stick?!”

Anime Quotes

"Dolls can be repaired if broken. This is why they are superior to humans." - Muraki Kazutaka (Yami no Matsuei)

"You are always more beautiful when drenched in blood." - Muraki Kazutaka (Yami No Matsuei)

"Don't beat yourself up. There's plenty of people to do that for you.." - Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"What is that ridiculous opendage growing out of your head?" Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!" - Jiraiya (Naruto)

"Hmm, how shall I say this... my first impression is... I hate you." - Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)

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Fishsticks by Likhoradka reviews
Castiel is a marine biologist that reluctantly joins his brother in a search for a mysterious underwater creature. Destiel, Sabriel. Fluff and misunderstandings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,278 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel]
Waiting for Salvation by Likhoradka reviews
Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,110 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
What Happened In Budapest by BlackBandit111 reviews
Only Shawn truly could be pushed down a flight of stairs and manage a concussion. In which Shawn has concussion garble, Lassiter is both confused and aggravated, and Agent Spen brings up Budapest and his two partners. And why does Shawn keep talking about eyepatches? No slash.
Crossover - Psych & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
All the Wrong Reasons by UchiHime reviews
Spencer is an omega. Derek is an alpha. Cases are deadly. Coffee is good. Love is rough. Mistakes can ruin everything. Omegaverse, Mpreg, Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Call Me When You're Single by IceQueenRia reviews
"Call me when you're single," Puck said to Kurt with a cheeky wink at Graduation. So when Blaine cheats and breaks Kurt's heart, the porcelain skinned teen finds himself calling Lima's bad boy. Puck can't keep it in his pants, Rachel can't keep her mouth shut, Burt is polishing his shotgun, Finn's confused, Blaine's guilty and Kurt… well, he hasn't decided what to think just yet.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When All Else Fails by KANSAS99 reviews
They look at him like he's the villian, when he really is the hero.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012
The Lonely God by inukagome15 reviews
Sherlock Holmes/Iron Man fusion; in which Sherlock Holmes is Tony Stark. When you close your eyes, the last thing you see is Watson's horrified face. When you wake up, the first thing you see is a green-eyed stranger.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/13/2013 - S. Holmes, Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Haven't Met You Yet by KatrinaKaiba reviews
Daniel's gone and Pearson Law Firm is on the road to recovery, however, Harvey and Mike's troubles aren't over yet. Mike has been hiding another secret, and this one's sure to shake the firm, as well as Harvey's sanity. Marvey for sure. Now Rated M for sexual content in chapter 8.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,458 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
The French Correction by CNLC0rpses reviews
When Balthazar zaps Dean and Sam into the parallel universe where their life is a TV-show, Dean finds himself to be in a very serious, very GAY relationship, with a tweet-happy actor, looking exactly like Cas. That may cause some trouble on the way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
City of Starlight by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Kurt finds more than bright lights and music in New York City. One-shot. AN: This rather got away from me…
Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Blind Devotion by Conssunshine581 reviews
20 years ago angels fell to Earth. Most are bonded to human companions, but some are sold as slaves. Lonely, down-and-out Dean wins a blind, broken angel named Castiel in a poker game. Will they learn to trust one another and is falling in love a possibility between two broken people?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,089 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
How to Love a Guy in 14 Days by hummelson159 reviews
Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,392 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
What's In A Name? by the diggler reviews
It's Halloween and Dean's out for the usual anonymous action, but he thinks it might be a little difficult to find someone who can deal with his particular tastes... until a certain mystery angel comes his way. (AU Dean/Castiel SLASH. DO NOT READ IN MOBILE READER VIEW)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Streetwise Hercules To Fight The Rising Odds by jono74656 reviews
Kurt only came to New York for a college interview, he did not expect to get caught up in an alien invasion. Luckily there's an Avenger on hand to see him to safety. Post season-3 Glee AU crossover with the Avengers movie.
Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kurt H., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Here There Be Monsters by AlElizabeth reviews
Sam and Dean stop in a small town in Washington, only to unwittingly become caught up in a case that the BAU is also interested in. What happens when Dean and the team from Quantico are forced to work together to stop a killer before it's too late? Awesome big brother Dean and hurt Sam.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,395 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Dean W., D. Morgan - Complete
No, He Can't Read My Poker Face by HigherMagic reviews
It's a Masquerade Ball. Normally something Castiel would want to avoid – too many people getting drunk while taking part in the total lack of inhibitions that a mask can give them. The last part, well, Castiel intends to take full advantage of.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Blossoms and Blood by lyrebird reviews
WIP. Post Kyoto arc, Tsuzuki is determined to bring Muraki to justice. He tracks him to Nagasaki, but their reunion forces Tsuzuki to confront the duality within his own character.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 292,862 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2004 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki
I See A Darkness by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., S. Reid
Not All That by totalizzyness reviews
High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,972 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Five Times Harvey and Mike Slept Together by LeahxLeah reviews
…and the one time they acknowledged it. Slash.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Your First Mistake by IceQueenRia reviews
With a blush, you ask the girls to tell you about their first time. Hearing how most of them regret their first time, you're determined not to regret yours. Considering you tried so hard to get it right, it shouldn't surprise you that you got it so wrong.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Kurt H., Puck] Blaine A. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Aibohp reviews
AU! Dean is just an average man who is always there for his father and his brother but sometimes it seems like the only person there for Dean is a little black cat with big blue eyes and a big secret.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,186 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Walking Supernatural: A SPNWD Crossover by daksgirl reviews
The dead are walking the earth and Dean Winchester is having a very bad day. Note: This story will contain slash eventually of the Destiel variety. Rated mature for coarse language, violence and future sexy situations.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Dean W., Daryl D. - Complete
Outrun My Gun by Misato reviews
Finally convinced that Sam and Dean will never say yes and accept their destinies, Heaven and Hell come up with a new plan, one that will redraw the Apocalypse. All they need is Dean Winchester's soul. Dean/Castiel, time travel AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,694 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Psychic by Bontaque reviews
This was written for a prompt on the kink meme in which Harvey develops the ability to control Mike's orgasms, psychically. Thought I should upload it here.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
You and I by blaineisthehugestcockslut reviews
Kurt and Puck's first time, and how a project and Lady Gaga brought them together. Mr. Schuester never would have guessed what his project would have caused to happen. Written for Lizzy, aka givemesomenasonexyouswine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You Look Like Sex by Mischievous Gleek reviews
Kurt Hummel is spending a weekend home alone relaxing when Noah 'Puck' Puckerman knocks on his door. Puck spends more time blushing than either would ever have thought possible.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Lady Vengeance by Rayne McKenna reviews
Hell hath no furry like a Tech Analyst scorned, and unfortunately for Reid and Morgan, their road to hell really was paved with good intentions. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sour Cherry Pie Life by FaithDaria reviews
Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Will You Be There by SiNginG-SenSaTion reviews
Puck's lacking his balls in the asking-Kurt-out department and it's pissing Kurt off - "No. Sin embargo, si vi tus testiculos en el bote de la basura." English translation: "No. However, I did see your testicles laying in the trashcan."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Paint Me a Portrait by DragonWolfStar reviews
Reid knew it was a bad idea for the team to meet Neal, especially the way they did. Women are frightening at the best of times…
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/26/2011 - S. Reid, Neal C. - Complete
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Kiss and Tell by DragonWolfStar reviews
Neal runs into trouble and takes desperate measures to get out of it. Morgan gets caught in the middle. Everyone else is just amused. Mild slash.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/11/2011 - D. Morgan, Neal C. - Complete
Coffee Run by DragonWolfStar reviews
The day started out so well too... COMPLETE
Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2011 - S. Reid, Neal C. - Complete
The Alias by WindStar reviews
The greatest con Neal Caffrey ever pulled, was convincing the world that Nick Halden was an alias and that Neal Caffrey was a real person. The creation of Neal Caffrey.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Neal C., Alex H.
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I Rather Think the Gun Helps by Xela Xe reviews
"Now let me get this straight," Mal said, staring at the humming object suspiciously. "We're going to steal the Lassiter...before the Lassiter became the Lassiter." Because nothing could go wrong if the crew of Serenity started dabbling in time travel.
Crossover - Firefly & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Sons and Brothers by Zara Zee reviews
Pre Series. When Jax Teller meets Dean and Sam Winchester he comes face to face with a scary, new world that he never even knew existed. Longer summary and warnings in chap one. Dean and Jax are 15; Sam is nearly 11.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,577 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Do You Really Wanna Know? by Extraho reviews
Doakes got the creeps off of Dexter Morgan and after the Ice Truck Killer case his alarms have been blaring. He asks one more time. What the f*ck is wrong with you? He never expected Dexter to answer.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Dexter M., J. Doakes - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Vital Lies by Aspen Starlight reviews
What if Neal had spoken about something else while he was drugged? Just who is Neal Caffrey? And who is this Chuck person? Neal's secret could be put in jeopardy, and if that happens...
Crossover - Chuck & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bryce L., Peter B. - Complete
I Want You All To Myself by Melfice reviews
School AU. Dean Winchester is seventeen years old, two weeks from graduation, dating an amazing girl, looking at colleges, and is probably in love with his best, male friend. Oh yeah, life is freaking fantastic. Dean/Castiel, SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Who knew? by Mystik reviews
Kurt never thought his first kiss would be Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Spoiled Milk and Spilled Pie by jesuislapamplemousse reviews
Piper sees Eric Bragg in a MiniMart. At least, she could've sworn it was him...
Crossover - Charmed & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Piper H., Castiel - Complete
Of Psychics and FBI Profilers by htewing reviews
SSA David Rossi hates psychics. But when the BAU is called in for a case in Santa Barbara involving murdered cops, Chief Vick insists on using all her resources, including a certain psychic detective. T for some language and some torture. Xover CM/Psych
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,396 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Desirable Goals by PaBurke reviews
Lydecker sees something he wants.
Crossover - Dark Angel & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2009 - D. Lydecker/Deck - Complete
What To Do When Alcohol Turns You Gay by Andie O'Neill reviews
A drunken night forces Shawn to do some soul searching.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
1930 by Nixa Jane reviews
See a penny. Pick it up. Shawn/Lassiter Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Three meetings by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
JD gets into a lot of trouble when Carla's brother comes to visit. MarcoXJD and one more...you'll have to read to find out. I dont' care if you don't like malemale, I do. If you are someone else who does, then you should come and read. Enjoy 113007.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Carefree No Longer by saltoftheearth reviews
JD is forced to revisit past trauma and is finding himself back in a place he never thought he'd be again.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,940 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - John D./J.D.
Shafted by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Only Shawn could injure himself whilst searching a cordoned off building with a faction of S.B.P.D. officers. Shameless Shawn whumpage.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Release by p-sama7 reviews
CoxJD. JD has had a rough day but not as bad as Doctor Cox's. Perry finds himself a new way to relieve stress.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Another Cake for the Road by RemusGirl21 reviews
Another cake is delivered, but things will not be the same as before. Finally, he has someone to share his grief. JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
5 questions JD asked and 1 he didn't have to by EmilyWallace reviews
JDCox A series of drabbles. The title says it all. Jordan and perry are split up
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
My Insatiable Mentor by TaelynHawker reviews
A first time that was a long time coming. One shot. Warnings: Slash, JDCox, PWP, Pure Fluff.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
My Explanation by Riona reviews
There are probably stupider ways he could have picked to say goodbye. He just can't think of any of them right now. JDCox slash.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
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Never Leave Me reviews
What most people don't know is that the night before Sasuke left for Hidden Sound he slept with someone, Uzumaki Naruto to be exact. This is the story of their struggle, and Naruto's abrupt end of childhood. MPREG. Mentions of rape. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,010 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For the Love of Muraki reviews
Muraki has been acting strangely lately, and so has Tsuzuki. What's going on? Is someone playing with someone else? What'll happen when Tsuzuki's friends find out? What about Oriya? And what's going on between Tsuzuki and Ukyou? OOC-ness! MurTsu
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2004
OMG! What are they doing? reviews
SasuNaruish. Rated for suggestiveness, let me know if you think I should change it. Another one of those stories that has different meanings. Oneshots
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.