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Joined 04-02-04, id: 564759
Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy X-overs, and Everwood.

My name is Alie and I live in the US. I write mostly Harry Potter fanfiction because I think you can manipulate it the most, and the HP characters are incredibly fun to parody. My writing here spans over about a two and a half year period, so some of it is pretty badly written because I wrote it a while ago. I like to keep my stories up, though, because I like to see how much my writing has changed.

I may as well write some favorites here, just to tell a bit about myself:

Movies: There are a lot but I'll just put a few. Star Wars, Sixteen Candles, Lost in Translation, American Beauty, Aladdin, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Eternal Sunshine.

TV: Lost, Veronica Mars, The Real World, Degrassi, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Books: Harry Potter, Agatha Christie books, Gossip Girl, A Clockwork Orange.

Please review my stories even if you think they're awful. I'm not going to get better if I don't get feedback! Say whatever you want to say, although flames aren't really welcomed. Most of my Harry Potter stories are DMHG because that's my favorite pairing, but obviously in books I'm all for HR. Thank you for any feedback you give me.

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Cheeky by Lilith Sora reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco all have kids at Hogwarts, and the parents have just as many problems as the kids do. Drama ensues both inside the walls of the castle and out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
The Small Print by Siriusly Amused reviews
Angstridden Hayden Weasley always knew his life was messed up, but when he's forced to enter the wizarding world, meet his famous father, deal with his magical cousins, and fall in love with his enemy, he realizes just how messed up his life really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006
Harry Potter and the Unacceptable Title by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is just a nonsense story of the trio’s sixth year at Hogwarts. It’s really random and crazy but does have a slight plot. It’s mostly RonHermione with a little HarryGinny. Ch. 14 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,715 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Idol by Piper1019 reviews
COMPLETE! Exactly what the title says. Who will be crowned Hogwarts' first idol? Will it bring some unlikely couples together? Meant to be funny and wacky. DHr, HG, RP .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss & Tell by Devilzzz reviews
Ginny and Draco both have their wishes. But a spell to make them true lead them to get stuck into the future together; until their wishes are granted. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Malfoy and the Mudblood by Siriusly Amused reviews
ABANDONED! Draco Malfoy has always hated Hermione Granger, but what happens when he realizes that she really isn't so bad? Forbidden romance, angst, and Voldie in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Harry Potter and the Magical Singalong reviews
It all starts at a school dance when someone breaks into song! Now students throughout Hogwarts show off their mysterious singing and dancing talents as they are oddly compelled to sing Muggle songs. Random parody WITH A PLOT. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,665 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005
Scary Harry reviews
It's a dark and stormy night when the gang sets off for their little adventure in Scotland. But when the rain starts pouring and the car breaks downwhat are our young wizards to do? Read and review please. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/31/2006
Fish Out of Water reviews
Formerly A Fantastic Disaster Hogwarts is a normal American boarding school for normal teenagers. Probably been done before, but I'm at boarding school so I felt compelled to write this... R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005
Death on a Boat reviews
Six witches and three wizards are chosen to participate in a fashion cruise after they have graduated from Hogwarts. But things start to go wrong when they start to die. R&R Silly plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Harry's Nighttime Adventure reviews
Hermione suddenly released her hair from the ponytail it had been in. She shook it, almost in slow motion, and licked her lips seductively and leaned in to kiss him Also Draco and Hermione's Nighttime Adventures, and more to come if they get reviews...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Anatomy of a Sex God reviews
Draco Malfoy has a problem and there's only one girl who can fix it. R&R, Voldemort later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005
Hatred and Punishment reviews
Dumbledore requests eleven students to visit Hogwarts over the summer after they have graduated. But Dumbledore is nowhere to be seen and soon they learn that they are trapped with a killer. R&R I know the title is awful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 11/15/2005
A Midwinter's Day Nightmare reviews
A few potions sprinkled on the wrong people can wreak havoc across Hogwarts. Fun, silly, weird. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005
The Wizards' Game reviews
16 Hogwarts students are sent to a remote island to compete for money. Will they ever realize that the producer is a liar? Who will win? Who will hook up? GH HD and more! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004
Innocence and Purity reviews
Pansy and Draco make a sex bet. More inside. Dark humor, romance, possible tragedy. Please R&R. T for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
Seven, Soap, and Chaos reviews
They are seven Muggle strangers, picked to live in a house and have their lives taped. Full of drama, hookups, drunken escapades, and more... AU, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005
The We Hate Hermione Club reviews
Previously called Can I Please Die Now? Hermione forces all of her friends to do a Muggle Studies program abroad in the USA. They now find themselves amidst 2 foreign cities and a completely new culture, and can't hate Hermione more for it. Ch 2 edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004
A Pool of Blood at the Neck reviews
Angel loses his soul, and he, Spike, and Dru mysteriously leave Sunnydale. Meanwhile at Hogwarts teachers are dying and people are finding a new thirst for blood. Nothing is what it seems. Season 2 Buffy, 7th year HP. Full summary inside, R&R
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
Malicious reviews
She watches him on his wedding day. The man she lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fabulous Get Together reviews
Every character I can think of together in one room. Finally... Ch 6: Catfights, lightsabers, and anacondas. R&R another result of my ADD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
When Civil Blood Makes Civil Hands Unclean reviews
Two houses, both alike in dignity, in Hogwarts, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge sprouts new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004
Unforgiven reviews
They haven't seen each other in over ten years, and now one person and one event will change their lives forever. Feelings will change and hearts will be broken. Nothing will be left untouched. R&R Ch. 2 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005
Living With a Vampire reviews
Draco Malfoy gets sent to live with his great uncle Willy in southern California. Little does he know his great uncle is a vampire named Spike. Takes place 4th season of Buffy. Includes Hush. R&R! Chapter 8 up
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete
Truth Hurts reviews
Madison comes to Everwood to tell Ephram the truth.
Everwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2004
The Teachers reviews
Buffy and Giles go off to teach at Hogwarts, bringing Dawn along. Little do they know who else is teaching. Takes place 7th year HP and after the series finale of BTVS. Chapter 5 up. R&R please!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004
To Reunite reviews
Hogwarts 10 year reunion! Everyone is there and everyone has changed. For better or for worse? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Complete
Tearstains reviews
Hermione discovers she is pregnant the summer before her 7th year. Will she be able to handle the baby? And who's child is it? Will her boyfriend be able to handle the truth that it's not his? R&R chapter 8 up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Ecstasy reviews
The Scoobies head to Hogwarts to help kill Voldemort, but Buffy is suddenly posessed by a demon. R&R
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
The Taming of the Brats reviews
Ginny won't date until Hermione does. Too bad all the guys love her. Based on Shakespere's The Taming of the Shrew-ish. COMPLETE. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Complete
Toxic reviews
COMPLETE Hermione and Ginny are both suddenly attracted to the sex demon Draco Malfoy. They both try to get him to take them to the Yule Ball but end up with nothing but catfights and love potions. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete