Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
Name: Trapped Rabbit
Age: Um, I'm like, immortal and shit, so age doesn't really bother me.
Friends: My 'reality' friends include the esteemed R n B, Kat, and Ev.
My 'non reality' friends mainly consist of Blorb, who's from galactic planet
Nine, And Foo Shoo, a snobby/ghetto non-gender non-human who likes to
swear obscenely at passing traffic and/or Jehovah Witnesses.
... No, I am not referring to my little brother.
Things I Like: The Arctic Monkeys, Green Eggs And Ham (Not
the book, you ignorant claude), People who use inventive swear
words, The phrase "Roger Me", Climbing, Yelling, Laughing
insanely, Winding up teachers with questions about 'the birds,
but not the bees', Swearing some more and reading
Things I Hate With The Passion Of A Million Blazing Suns:
Being black listed (I mean, honestly), Homework, The phenominal
amount of homework that has amassed our year and devoured our
intellect in one foul, seething swoop, The lack of clean public toilets,
Small children also known as my little brother (Deranged Bunny).