Trapped Rabbit
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Joined 04-02-04, id: 564924, Profile Updated: 03-03-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Trapped Rabbit

Age: Um, I'm like, immortal and shit, so age doesn't really bother me.

Friends:
My 'reality' friends include the esteemed R n B, Kat, and Ev.
My 'non reality' friends mainly consist of Blorb, who's from galactic planet
Nine, And Foo Shoo, a snobby/ghetto non-gender non-human who likes to
swear obscenely at passing traffic and/or Jehovah Witnesses.
... No, I am not referring to my little brother.

Things I Like:
The Arctic Monkeys, Green Eggs And Ham (Not
the book, you ignorant claude), People who use inventive swear
words, The phrase "Roger Me", Climbing, Yelling, Laughing
insanely, Winding up teachers with questions about 'the birds,
but not the bees', Swearing some more and reading

Things I Hate With The Passion Of A Million Blazing Suns:

Being black listed (I mean, honestly), Homework, The phenominal
amount of homework that has amassed our year and devoured our
intellect in one foul, seething swoop, The lack of clean public toilets,
Small children also known as my little brother (Deranged Bunny).

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Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Kissing the Enemy by czarina-kathryn reviews
Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,386 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Life With Voldie by Hogwarts Dropout reviews
Company parties, trips to Disney World, and Deatheater slumber parties...the life of an evil overlord isn't all it appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
A Spring Fling Kinda Thing by cp1188 reviews
What happens when 16 year olds Lily Evans and James Potter meet up at an engagement party? It's safe to say that love is in the air...slightly AU..R&R please! COMPLETE!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,455 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Truth or Dare: The Stripping Version by Agent Bambi reviews
Four seventh years are very bored during the Christmas holidays. Until they decide to play truth or dare with a twist: you have to take off an article of clothing off every time you refuse a dare. They certainly have lots of fun …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2001 - Published: 2/24/2001 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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Lilies: More Pricey Than Priceless reviews
Lily is back at school, James is her Danny Zuko to HER Sandy D, and life is swimmingly awesome. Except: Narinda Roman is trying to steal James, her obese exbestfriend is pregant to her exboyfriend and Peter is an alcholic. Ye Gods!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shag Juices reviews
A story about milkmen throwing potractors and shag juices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Liles: Priceless reviews
Lily's back. And this time, it's slightly less personal. With James now her boyfriend, he must face the terror that is: LILY'S MAN'S MAN FATHER... As well as an obese, exbest friend A pregnancy scare a cockeyed exboyfriend whom her father loves and accusa
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sing A Longs With Trapped Rabbit reviews
A bunch of random songs I wrote about Harry Potter at 2AM. Includes poetic gems suchs as, Cho, Cho, You're right, it is your fault Cedric died!, Dumbledore, and now you're dead, and now your dead, you melon head. Rated for langauge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006
Lilles: 50 Dollars A Piece reviews
Lily's sixth year at Hogwarts: Proclomations of hate a'flurry, Boys confessing the flame of their loins a'burning left, right, and up the wazoo! Rabid Pandaness Galore! Can you withstand the powerful magnet that is Lilies: 50 Dollars A Piece?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,826 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
And Then I Remember reviews
Lily Evans has just been proposed to by long time boyfriend, James Potter. Of course, she accepts, but what now? With a killer monsterinlaw like Judy Potter, and a wedding planner like Maria Sanchez, will it even HAPPEN?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 12/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
So This! reviews
Justin FinchFletchy and Hannah Abbot are a couple made in heaven. Horny teenage heaven, anyways. [Review! It's the first of it's kind!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Justin F., Hannah A.