Spoonerific
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Joined 04-02-04, id: 565179
Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.

Hi ya'll. I am Spoonerific. I like spoons. A lot. Walked around for about 15 minutes with a spoon stuck to me nose, yes I did.

Name (first only, you stalkers!): Kelsey
Nickname by close friends: Lost
Name I would want to have if I could change it: Arietta
Age: 14, nearly 15
Hair/Eye color:Dirty blonde/Blue gray
Favorite Color(s): Blue, Purple, Silver, and Black
Favorite Food: Steak with mashed potatoes

Pets:
-A suicidal, skittish rat named Nezumi who crawls up my shirt and leaps off desks

I regret to say that over the summer, Nezumi died.I now have two new rats, Yuki and Kyou whom I have not had long enough to develope personalities.

-A schizophrenic cat named Loki

Location: In the Party Wagon (And if you've seen that movie, I want to have your babies)

Current anime shows I like:
YuYuHakusho(Why CartoonNetwork? WHY MUST WE BE DENIED OUR LOVE TO ONCE A WEEK? )
Rurouni Kenshin (Back on CN! I smile!)
InuYasha (An off and on fandom, depends if I'm awake or not)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (But only if it's Duelist Kingdom/Manga)
Fruits Basket (Entire DVD set, thank you very much. And with YYH voices too...)
NightWalker (Shiiiiiiiiido. Kenshin's VA +Cussing +Getting raped = OMG DEATH)
Saiyuki (First DVD only, sadly.)

DNAngel (SQUEEOMG Satoshi!)

FullMetal Alchemist/Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (RoyEd yo. Hurrah for CN)

Chrno Crusade (I adore this anime sosososososoooo much. I adore the manga more though)

Getbackers ( Akabane ... Kazuki ... MakubeX ...)

Manga series I like:
YuYuHakusho (Hiei is a zillion times cuter in the manga, it's TRUE)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (The manga is SOOOOO much better)
Naruto (Gorgeous, gorgeous art IMHO, and I want to see this dubbed soooooooo badly)
One Piece (PIRATES!)
Shaman King (OMFG FAUST!)
Demon Diary (Eclipse is tehsexx)
Fruits Basket (Pretty shiny)
Angel Sanctuary (The art is to DIE for.)

Chrno Crusade (Much, much better than the anime. More fanservice and Aion stuffs.)

DNAngel (The anime has better fanservice so far though)

Getbackers (Akabane. . .-drool-)

I digress.

Stuff I like:
-Fantasy fiction
-Shounen-ai. Don't like it, then fuck off.
-Cats/Rats/Collie dogs
-Pulling all nighters (Who needs sleep?)
-Linkin Park music
-Barenaked Ladies music (my tastes vary, sue me)
-The entire Team Toguro. Shoulder-Monkey rocks in a sadistical way, Karasu...just plain rocks, I feel bad for Bui, Sakyo is teh awesome trillionaire, and the Hulk has a personality complex. (Why, yes, I do have nicknames, shut up!
-Itsuki. He just plain rocks, dammnit.
-Karasu. He gets so little love! And I have now come to peace with the fact that I am a mad squeeing fangirl of his. AND I'M PROUD DAMMIT.
-Cussing randomly. The words are there for a reason people, there is no reason to deny them existence because some people are offended by them! They're words too!

Stuff I don't like:
-Homophobes
-Racists/Sexists/Disrcriminatory people
-Being too warm. I like winter, dangit!
-When people sneer at my drawings. They may not be manga worthy, but they ain't crap either
-Insecure, clingy people

Goals in Life
-Meet Chuck Huber (He's the voice actor for Hiei)
-Meet John Burgmeier (He's the voice actor for Kurama/Shirgure Sohma and a writer/executive for Funimation)
-Meet Justin Cook (Voice actor of Yusuke and Haru Sohma and major executive for Funimation)
-Meet Kyle Herbert (Karasu's VA)

-Meet Greg Ayres.
-Go to Egypt
-Go to Japan
-Go all over Europe
-Learn Japanese

That's enough for now, now for Fave pairings. In no particular order or sort.
/ means either way, x is for semexuke pairings.

Karasu / Kurama
Yusuke x Hiei
Hiei / Yukina wink
Touya x Yukina
Bakura / Malik
InuYasha x Kagome
Naraku x Kikyo
Kyo x Tohru
Hiei / Touya (Whaaaaaa?)
Jin x Touya
Karasu / Kuronue. I want to see a fic of this sooooo badly.
Karasu x Botan. I don't know either.
Rosette x Chrno. In that order yo.

Aion x Chrno. Because Chrno is SUCH an uke.

Satoshi x Daisuke

Ed/Al Elric. INCEST!

George/Fred Weasley (TWINCEST)

Eclipse x Raenef

Righto, that's all I can really think of, save for my muses. hugs muses

Sakiyono:Tiny, tiny lil kid, with way messy black hair and red eyes. cough Very innocent and cute, and he loves to sing. He is cuddled and glomped hourly by the other muses. He serves as motivation for angsty and cutesy descriptions.

Karasu: He gets so...little "real" character developement in the show, he has crawled into my brain and taken over. He likes quoting children's literature (Espcially Lemony Snicket), and is hyper and geeky when not being a wise-cracking sarcasm-o. Sakiyono adores him and follows him around like a lost puppy. Most of my bunnies nowadays involve him...But I'm trying to ignore those for now. (Has ideas for a friggin Karasu/Sakyo, WTF.0.o)

Pacca: A short, vaguely gothic bitch who is occasionly very sweet and motherly. She dresses in loose, baggy, black clothes, and she is the provider of snarky dialouge. And smut scenes. Kinky smut scenes. grins wickedly

My little sister: How can you not love a shounen-ai lover who walks up to you and just asks random "What-ifs" about animes that can only lead to plot bunnies?

My bestest friend in the whole wide world, Kayla: Really...the same as above. And she actually understands when I suddenly clutch my head and wail "THE BUUUUUUUNIES!"

And the following are those from YuYuHakusho who gently tap me on the shoulder and beg me to tell their stories in a new fic of mine I'm starting (Try To See It My Way)...That I need to upload. I just hate my own work, it takes me forever...And the descriptions are a bit vague because I'm paranoid and afraid that someone will steal the ideas.

Rinku - Poor kid. His story is so sweet and sad.
Touya - Abused little icemaster. He's very shy and hasn't told me much yet.
Jin - I'm too busy glomping him and listening to his voice than what he's saying, but I know it's sad.
ShishiWakamaru: This little bishie has a sad past indeed.conspiratoral whispers Deep rooted psycological issues this one has, oh yesh.
Chuu- There is a deeper meaning to his drinking. He just hasn't told me what it is yet.
Bui- He's a sobber all right. Really. Not very emotionally stable.

And all the other various character's whom creep forth from their various shows to bug me constantly and occasionly make me start cackling for no good reason in the middle of class. glares I don't want to hear about Hiei stripdancing...oh wait I do. DAMMN YOU, BUNNIES! Or Sasuke's adventure's with hip-wiggling. Or Bui in a maid's outfit...(The last one scared you, didn't it?) Crap. -writes furiously-

FIC INFO:

Okay, current project, a KarasuKurama fic, in which the affection is mutual, just because I felt like it, and the plot-bunny would not leave me alone. Blame him! points finger at Karasu, who grins and waves And because I kept getting wonderful, wonderful ideas.
Also, a series of oneshots about the "villains" of the Dark Tournament(Possibly beyond, Itsuki just showed up in my brain...Damn bishie! I can not resist the cuteness!(I personally think he's cuter than Orlando Bloom, is that weird?)).Simply because I love the baddies and I have a bad habit of feeling sorry for them and try to rationalize their reasons.

Done
-Flying: a oneshot about Kuronue's dream to fly. Quite cute and also quite funny, from what I've heard from my friends.

In the works
-A series of chapter's from the villains point of view.
-Maybe a YukinaHiei fic
-Chibi adventure
-AU/SuuichiYouko
-Karasu/Botan fic. Erm...
-A KarasuSakyo crawled into my head awhile ago, it won't leave me alone...

-Just. ...loads of Chrno Crusade drabbles.

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Captive by Volpone reviews
A mission of peace into Makai goes horribly wrong, and now Botan finds herself to be the hostage of the greatest thief in the three realms! AU, Youko and Botan.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,464 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Botan, Youko
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
If it Was You, That'd be Fine! by DryCleaningAction reviews
ChrnoxRosette. It's been a year, but here's an update! Yay, chapter three is up!
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005
My Assassin, My Dark Angel by Disturbedvixen reviews
(YoukoxBotan) After being enslaved by a Makai Yakuza for several years, Botan escapes. Youko is hired to kill her. Instead of killing her quickly, he decides to play with her mind a bit, but there's a problem: is it possible that he's falling for her?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,710 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 1/26/2004
Changing Circumstances by Kit3 reviews
Under Construction. This version has been abandoned. Check out the Revised version under my other name, Penguinsama. Thanks
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/24/2003
Ticks of the Clock by Maiden of the Moon reviews
With each tick of the clock, another moment passes by. . . a collection of AU and non-AU ficlets. (RosetteChrono orientated)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,207 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Seven by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Pride. Envy. Sloth. Anger. Greed. Gluttony. Lust. (ChronoRosette)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005
Strawberry Cream by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There was only one way to solve her problems. It was- and always had been- giving her Chrono. So that she could take it all out on him. And that was still how she dealt with her emotions- She just enjoyed doing it in a different way, now. (CR LIME)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2005
Poke Poke by Maiden of the Moon reviews
While bandaging up Rosette, Chrono makes an unexpected discovery. Who knew his Contractor was insanely ticklish? (RosetteChrono, rated for innuendo)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2005
Of Crewnecks and Compliments by A Murmured Silhouette reviews
After the fortieth, “Eat dung, Malfoy!” of the week, Draco realized his plan to subtly woo Potter by way of clothing and compliments was clearly not working, and decided to take a different approach. PG-13 for brief language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Butterfly by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Joshua lets an oblivious Chrono in on a little "secret"--- "Rosette's CRAZY about you!" (Joshua-Playing-Matchmaker non-AU one-shot; takes place during the orphanage. Goes along with 'More Than Just a Story'.)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Careful by treneka reviews
Chrno recounts a mission he once had with Rosette. Rated for theme and mild violence.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005
Merry Christmas, Colonel Bastard by tigerofthewind reviews
In a desperate attempt to one-up Colonel Mustang, Ed takes it upon himself to sabotage Christmas. But as we all know, things concerning the Fullmetal Alchemist never seem to go as planned...eventually shounen-ai -COMPLETE OMFG FINALLY-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,105 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Love Me, Hate Me, Just Don’t Let Me Fall by zennou-sakusha reviews
HxB Koenma needs a bride. Botan needs help. Hiei just wants to be left alone. When they clash, chaos ensues. Will their problems ever be solved?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,048 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Botan, Hiei
Holy Water by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Bring peace to the lost lambs, give rest to the fangs of the wolf, and deliver death to the devil- The last remaining devil on earth. Chrono. (CR one-shot)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Prayers of the Crusade by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Original prayers for the original adaption of Christianity that Chrono Crusade offers. (ChronoRosette)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2004
Forbidden Attachment by Disturbedvixen reviews
YoukoxBotan(Darkfic)Warfare has severed any possibility of a bond between the kitsune and Botan. They see each other in secrecy, but they're soon found out. Will they two be separated forever or will this one miracle bring peace to all?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004
Filthy Stinking LUV by Mizander reviews
With Dib completely at his mercy, Zim takes the time to 'educate' the pitiful human on the horrors of LUV. Drool in terror as ZIM's good friend SKOODGE is infested by this vile LUV. Could also be construed as one-sided ZADR, if you choose to take things t
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2004
The Courtship by kitsunelover reviews
All that stands between Kuwabara and Yukina are overprotective!Hiei and the fact that Yukina doesn't know what love is... fortunately, Kuwabara has his personal charms and Kurama's romantic advice to aid him in his courtship. COMPLETE
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Yukina - Complete
Guilty by Association by Disturbedvixen reviews
Focus on YoukoxBotan(darkfic)She wants a prince-charming he wanted to escape. They find this in each other. The only problem is that everything is working against them. The catch is that she's afraid he only likes her because of her charm's powers.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Crowley's Bentley by MusingCalliope reviews
Aziraphale is introduced to Crowley's car. Much, er, fun ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Darkness of My Past by Disturbedvixen reviews
(dark fic) It was the fault of the curse years back. He wanted to show his affection for her, but every attempt was followed by chaos. He could only run from her too keep history from repeating itself. HieixBotan
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004
His Reason by Sagi-chan reviews
Shiori finds a note explaining why her son has left her. [one-shot] [gift fic for Tenten]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
The Best Thief by Sagi-chan reviews
AU. Who is the real thief? The Youko, or the fire demon that stole his heart? [YusukeXHiei : KuramaXHiei] [re-edited]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
It's A Lot of Fun! by Evil Towel reviews
Shiori's car is dirty, and she asked Kurama to wash it! Being the son that he is, he can't say no, but he hates to wash cars...what will the great Youko Kurama do? Get somebody else to wash it! Rated for one swear word, slight Karasu bashing, and OOCness.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Kurama M. - Complete
Fear Factor by Hana Rui reviews
A bloodthirsty killer and the Lightning King who fears him so are stuck in some secluded area somewhere in the Mugenjou… It ain't much help that one of them is crazy over the other! Dr. Jackal x Ginji
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Akabane, Ginji - Complete
Just You by Akira Ichijouji reviews
Dib muses about the obsessive, down-spiraling relationship he has with Zim. ZADR, dark, rated for sex and mentions thereof.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004
Calm Like A Bomb by DarkShadowWriter reviews
Karasu is back. He is determined to get to that adorable kitsune. How far will he go, will he go as far as to possess the person closest to Kurama?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 4/25/2004
Kiss and Telemain by Kicking Poe reviews
Telemain loves Morwen, but can he tell her? Short, one-shot fic. A bit fluffy, but cute. REVISED!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
Distraction by The Great Thing reviews
The most innocent distractions could end up deadly [one shot. au implied Karasu x Botan]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Karasu, Botan - Complete
Pretty Youko by kitsunelover reviews
Tight black leather pants and a white silk shirt. Youko Kurama on the loose. Rampant hormones everywhere. You get the picture.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Youko, Kurama M. - Complete
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Marry me reviews
Just a sweet little fic featuring Mitari and Hagiri. Shonen-Ai fluff.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004
Flying reviews
Oneshot-Kuronue has always wanted to fly. Will this be the day he succeedes?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
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