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...is a lover of pelting corn nuts at bad fics. She cannot write, but can rant like a LiveJournalist.

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the crumbling eyes by smartalker reviews
He grips her hand. Their bones grind together, as close as they can get. "Always."
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Painted Wolf by Goldberry reviews
The red wheels of the Sharingan were spinning. [Oneshot, Drabble Collection] [NejiTen, Het Pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Neji H., Tenten
Stromateis by Quillslinger reviews
Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
These Black Eyes: Added Wreckage by P0ST reviews
Failed stories, chapters, arcs, and perhaps additional botcheries I've attempted to pile onto the train wreck that is These Black Eyes.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 216 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
that which lingers by pixie paramount reviews
Love is not a fairy tale. — Roxas/Aerith. World War II!AU. Gift!fic, for Mahou. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Roxas, Aerith G.
Asylum by pinkaffinity reviews
challenge entry : axelnaminériku : where had all her memories gone?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naminé, Riku - Complete
The Logical Conclusion by Scented Candles reviews
Hinata is passed over as heir and is heartbroken when the elders engaged Neji to Hanabi. To revive his clan, Sasuke needs a wife. He chooses Hinata for her bloodline but learns that there’s more to her than what he thought. Neji isn’t happy. NejiHinaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,281 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Dirge of the Sea by coeur de lyon reviews
A story of life, love, loss and heaven, and how grief blurs these things together. TrainxEve. First Black Cat fic
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Descent into Rapture by clockwork starlight reviews
AU A modern spin on the ol' 'arranged marriage' fic. Take one Heiress. Add two really hot suitors. Mix several complications in. Let set. ItaHinaSasu scalene triangle, with background noises. HIATUS because all notes were stolen along with laptop.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,017 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Love and Kisses, Aerith by Scribbler reviews
Aerith wrote him letters for a long time. By the third year she’d been told he was dead, but she kept on writing her letters because something inside her refused to believe it. Zack/Aerith. Nominated for 'Best Het Romance' in the 2008 Genesis Awards.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Play Crack the Sky by colourfuless reviews
There was once a little girl, who grew up to be not so little anymore, who had destiny fall through the roof of her church twice and who smiled as she said goodbye. Everything was fated. Aerithcentric ZxA
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Aerith G., Zack F. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Card Tricks in the Dark by dustbowls reviews
Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Temari, Hidan
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Reminiscence and Regret by pinkaffinity reviews
[oneshot] [roxaskairiaxel] You never should have played the waiting game... [contest entry]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Roxas, Kairi - Complete
Overture, Parts I Through IV by icor reviews
Four loves of Aerith Gainsborough's life. [AerithLeon, AerithTifa, AerithSephiroth, AerithCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
Gentian Blue by mochawhip reviews
AxelRoxas, AU. Blue gentians for saddened love and white dittanties for your passion. For the immortal and invincible artist, gravity would always give mercy in his footsteps.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Correspondence by Yugao reviews
There was never any need for spoken words. SasukeIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Redshift by Cyberwolf reviews
A redshift can occur when a light source moves away from an observer. [written for the Tenten community's February challenge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Tenten, Sasuke U.
Many Paths, One Fate by amwong88 reviews
She went back in hopes of changing the future. But how does one know if the steps you take are not ones you've already taken before? Tom Riddle Hermione. TRHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,502 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Equilibrium by notesonlife reviews
Each smile was a victory on one side and a loss on the other of their unspoken war. [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Abandon the Towers by Goldberry reviews
The Shrine of Penitence. And apt place, she decides, for what they are doing. [Byakuya x Matsumoto][Alt Pairing]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Byakuya K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Monogamous BFF by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 secrets and stories just between Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
I'm Not That Girl by Soozen reviews
Motoko catches Yuki alone with someone and doesn't know how to react.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Motoko M., Yuki S. - Complete
Ouroboros by BellonaBellatrix reviews
Voldemort has taken Luna Lovegood prisoner, but gets a bit more than he bargained for... LVLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Silent Understanding by Yukishiro Madoka reviews
[Oneshot] Friendship and love's like a package. Either you get both...or you lose both. [SasuIno]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Coming to Terms by amwong88 reviews
[COMPLETE] Admitting something to yourself can change who you are. Would you be willing to do so if the alternative was losing the part that made you whole? NejiIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
Epilogue by Brian1 reviews
A postseries story involving Captain Rukia Kuchiki and Doctor Ichigo Kurosaki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,016 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
To Be An Artist by Soozen reviews
Every now and then, Yuki wished he were an artist. YukixMachi
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Lucky Girl by See Them Llamas Run reviews
Machi thinks about Tohru, and how she's such a lucky girl.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Ten by KStar reviews
Ino Yamanaka's life has always been defined by the number ten. Oneshot. Rating for death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jam by Rasetsu reviews
[One shot] And the feeble brain scrambles desperately to translate. [Sanji x Robin]
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sanji, Robin - Complete
The Telephone Game by sharingank reviews
Rukia's lost and overdosing on sugar, Inoue's clueless, and Ichigo's just...being Ichigo. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
Understanding by amwong88 reviews
[ONESHOT] He needed more than the Byakugan to understand what she wanted. NejiIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Ino Y., Neji H. - Complete
They knew it all along by amwong88 reviews
[ONESHOT] They both knew what was going on. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Rubber Duckies and Bubbles: An Innocent Memory by Cleone reviews
Sometimes, you find a story so moving, so inspirational, that you want to change yourself for the better after reading it. This is not one of those stories. Itachi and Sasuke take a bath together. FLUFF. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
How Shikamaru Became a Chuunin by Link and Luigi reviews
Every ninja in Konoha liked fighting a lot. But Shikamaru, who also lived in Konoha... did NOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
But She Didn't Kill Him by Link and Luigi reviews
Tenten confesses her love to Neji, but doesn't get quite the reaction she had expected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Sparrow by Goldberry reviews
Birds fly and die and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Except for Tenten, she tries. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/4/2005
Fate by Silverlight reviews
The first date, the first kiss, the first time he asked her to marry him [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2005
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Me Time by Link and Luigi reviews
Even Neji has the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Sitting in a Tree by Dizzcity reviews
A simple childish rhyme comes back to haunt him. Another NejiTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Not Another Teen Titans Parody by sky.davis reviews
Star Wars has 'Space Balls', Scary movies have 'Scary Movie', Teen Titans has This...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Behind Closed Doors by Thorne Scratch reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/8/2005
Tilting At Windmills by Goldberry reviews
A little adventure, a little romance, and a whole lot of fuuma shuriken. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
One More Moon by Goldberry reviews
She weaves on her feet and he doesn't steady her. She's glad because she's never been weak and she's not going to start now. Not when the man she loves just used his technique on her. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2004
Ino's Miso Soup by syaoran no hime reviews
InoShika request. He had the chance then, but he blew it away. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
His Raven's Cardinal by Pickled Death reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; Neji. Tenten. A mistake. A misplaced curse seal. The depths of devotion…and someone’s death on your hands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Mine For the Night by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen. For this whole night, she will close her eyes and pretend that he is hers, his glacial heart and all. For tomorrow, she can never have the same liberty again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/9/2004
a million doors by Visions reviews
She thought it was too hard, that she could never love him. Then she found out how wrong she was. InoShikamaru, as requested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/30/2004
In Passing by Zapenstap reviews
A Yuki x Machi fic. In the original FB story, Machi is Treasurer in the Student Council. Is a romance between Yuki and Machi blooming? Canon. IC. Machi's POV. Humor and fluff.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Yuki S., Machi K. - Complete
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
Strange by Helena McKennon reviews
He thinks it strange, the way Malfoy watches her. DMGW from an unusual view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Snape Has Snapped by American Tiger reviews
Snape has finally snapped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Severus S.
Fallen Angel by Stef-chan reviews
COMPLETED - They say that no tears may enter the gates of heaven, but when Bulma is forced to leave the one she loves the most, she cannot help but weep with sorrow.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete