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Joined 04-11-14, id: 5653314, Profile Updated: 12-21-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Favorite Pairings:
Lucius/Hermione — Lucius/Ginny
Lucius/Luna — Lucius/Narcissa
Draco/Hermione — Draco/Luna
Draco/Ginny — Lucius/Draco
Scorpius/Rose — Scorpius/Lily
Scorpius/Albus — Scorpius/James
& anything Thranduil, Jareth, Baelish,
Sandor, or J. Isaac's Captain Hook


UPDATE (21 DEC 17) — Turns out trying to find a job... is a full-time job. But I'm still writing!

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An Innocent Obsession by Elle Morgan-Black reviews
A pureblood Death Eater. A brilliant young muggleborn student. An innocent attraction that becomes an obsession. An obsession that will turn the tide of war and change the wizarding world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 150,728 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/26/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Harry P., Draco M.
The Governess by the artful scribbler reviews
Plain, obscure muggleborn orphan Hermione Granger leaves her sheltered home to become Governess for a wealthy wizarding family, and finds herself in a house full of long memories and dark secrets, drawn to its enigmatic Master as a moth to a flame. Historical romance AU Lumione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,018 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 10/3/2020 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Belonging To The Fog by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione has lost herself. Her identity, her memory is now a complete blank, even down to her being a witch. She's a girl on the run. But she doesn't know what she's running from. She doesn't even know her own name. (Rated M for violence, language and sexual content. Written in the style of a Gothic Romance/Mystery. Angsty and dark, eventual romance.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,826 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/14/2020 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17736 - Favs: 32,753 - Follows: 17,730 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 293,076 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Redemptor Per Sanguinem by Laurielove reviews
Lord Melbourne has long been the subject of rumours, but some secrets are too dark even to be whispered. When Victoria suffers an accident one day when out riding with her adored Prime Minister, the rumours become reality. Can he resist his ultimate temptation? And how will she respond to the darkness inside him ... and inside her? Victoria/Melbourne, Mature content, Vampire
Victoria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 10/27/2018 - Victoria, Lord Melbourne - Complete
Out of Necessity by Laurielove reviews
Voldemort holds Hermione Granger prisoner in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy feels like a prisoner in his own home. The Dark Lord seeks distractions. When Malfoy and Granger are caught up in his dangerous game, they have no choice but to play along. Can they ignore their mutual hatred and do what must be done? How far will they go and what will they discover? HG/LM Mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Masterchef by Fragilereality reviews
Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,553 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete
King of Clay by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
All that remains of before is they.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
It Started With A Kiss Goodbye by the artful scribbler reviews
Lucius Malfoy amuses himself one morning by trying on his wife's makeup. He just didn't expect Cissy to come home so soon. One-shot Lucissa. Fluff, humour, smut and Lucius in drag. Mature readers only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Her dreams of him are always mute, silent as the falling snow.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
An Acceptable Arrangement by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione's husband is in debt to a certain wizard. She must pay off that debt at all costs. One-shot Lumione. Warning: A little dark! Dubcon, blackmail, adultery, manipulation. Mature readers only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/7/2017 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Play Cissy For Me by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the slippery Mr Lucius Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex! *WON* 'Mischief Managed' (Best Recently-Completed Story) 2017 Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards. Also nominated for Best Smut & Witty Witch categories!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,934 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Entrancing Wendy by Laurielove reviews
Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 5,263 - Follows: 2,619 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
To Relieve Boredom, Part Four: Scorpio Rising by Laurielove reviews
REPOSTED! Hermione, with the help of a time-turner, finds herself able to complete her collection of Malfoy men. The last part of the 'To Relieve Boredom' series, which started off with a close encounter with Abraxas, led to Lucius, then Draco ... And now there's only one left. Mature readers only, please. HG/SM. One-shot, although it's worth reading the others in the series too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy, Deathly Hallows Edition by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius Malfoy experiences a severe mental breakdown after his release from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
Some Blond Fool by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Reeling from media reports that Ron has cheated on her, Hermione finds support in the oddest of places. And when a common enemy is identified, she doesn't stand a chance... LM/HG, DM/HG, LM/NM. *THIS STORY WILL NOT BE UPDATED OR FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,720 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forsaken Love by fairmaidofkent reviews
Narcissa Black was certain her life couldn't be more perfect. But what happens when a single letter tears apart everything she's been building for the past six years of her existence and forces her into a new, seemingly bleak and empty life? Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,648 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Scandalous by TycheSong reviews
Bored with her life, Hermione decides to proposition Lucius Malfoy to create some excitement. What she hadn't counted on was falling for his son in the process. PWP: HG/LM at first, HG/DM ending. Currently on hiatus until "Severus, Redux" is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
Abnormally Attracted to Sin by Pretty Desdemona reviews
ONESHOT COMPLETE It's funny how one snap decision can change the course of your life, the way you think about yourself, the way you think about the world. Especially when you have all that crazy to deal with...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Luna L., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sense of Taste by Laurielove reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Hermione is inwardly struggling to be the perfect wife and mother. Understanding comes from a shocking source. And a certain former Death Eater is equally horrified by his reaction to seeing the muggle-born again. M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,242 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Sweet Corruption by OhSlashy reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is a Gryffindor but not a very good one; everyone thinks he's corrupting his best friend James Potter. But really they have no idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,604 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Scorpius M., James S. P. - Complete
Of Gifts and Giving by Laurielove reviews
A necklace, beautiful handwriting ... and no signature. Who can Hermione's surprise gift be from? Why has it been sent? And is there more to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Arrangement by Laurielove reviews
When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hallelujah by Laurielove reviews
'She tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair, and from your lips she drew the hallelujah ...' A fic based on these lines by Leonard Cohen. HG/LM. Not for the faint-hearted and strictly not for minors. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Touch by Laurielove reviews
When Hermione is brought as a prisoner to Malfoy Manor, a broken man finds tender comfort in the unusual task she is ordered to perform. LM/HG Probably the story I am most pleased with of all I've written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Choice by littlekat1010 reviews
During the battle in the Ministry in Order of the Phoenix, Luna is captured by Death Eater. She is forced to choose from a line of masked Death Eaters which one will be her torturer. Dark, non-con, but not explicit. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Stuck by Laurielove reviews
Heat. Mechanical failure. And two people who are supposed to hate each other. Interesting. LM/HG one-shot birthday request! M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Radiant by fury-shashka reviews
There is always a choice to be made, and always a life to re-ignite.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,794 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
To Relieve Boredom 3: Dum Committeret Bellum Draco by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is offered an unusual birthday present. Should she refuse? Can she resist? M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Relieve Boredom, Part Two: Luceat Eis by Laurielove reviews
Several months after her time-turning encounter with his father, Hermione finds her needs still require addressing, and Lucius seems to be the only one who can address them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,483 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
To Relieve Boredom by Laurielove reviews
Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Hermione G., Abraxas M. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Sang Froid by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Hermione is a rare book dealer and Lucius Malfoy makes her an offer she can't refuse. But is there more to this trade than meets the eye? And where does Draco fit into the equation? LM/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,663 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4266 - Favs: 12,567 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remembering You and Me by linilya elf reviews
Chapter 11 up finally. Elenayave deals with the aftermath of Gollum's escape. Sequel to World Forgotten. Legolas and Elenayave struggle to make it through the War of the Ring, all the while, dealing with the decision to start a family.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,404 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Legolas
Study Sessions by Snape's Nightie reviews
Head Boy Lucius Malfoy and his inappropriate young love, Severus Snape, are having more than their fair share of misadventure. SSLM SLASH fun. NonHBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,229 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The World Forgotten by linilya elf reviews
COMPLETE! Epilogue added 10 20 2005. Legolas and Lena's story has come to an end. For a while anyway. Look for the sequel, Remembering You and Me, around next weekend. Enjoy! Plot: Legolas's wife returns and slowly regains her memories. Check it out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,874 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
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None The Wiser reviews
One day Hermione finds herself bored, and Lucius finds himself curious―and they discover a blindfold makes for a hell of a catalyst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 12/2/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
The Catfish reviews
Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,077 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The Picnic reviews
Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy find themselves on a picnic. Together. Alone. How strange. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/28/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete