Jade Rozes
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Joined 04-03-04, id: 565398, Profile Updated: 03-16-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hi. My name is Jade and I'm addicted to betaing. Right now I'm listed as inactive, but please feel free to PM or email me anyway for anything from a quick opinion to a full-on beta. I'm generally busy, but if I reach a lull in life (one can hope, right?) or if the fic is short enough, I'd love to look it over.

Other than that, I frequently experience writer's block, and I firmly believe that forcing myself to write results in crappy work. I have done it if I feel that I'm permanently losing momentum, but I don't like it. So I want to assure you that if I promise to finish something, I will finish it, but it may take a while. I try to keep the in progress list fairly up to date, since I know that waiting for updates without a schedule is frustrating. Please bear with me.

Also, if you think I'd enjoy a particular fic (especially your own), want reccs, or are just bored and want to chat, feel free to PM me. I love making internet-friends and exchanging ideas.

One last thing. I want to shamelessly pimp a fic I beta: Best Days by Adi1 (Naruto fandom). It's an interesting idea and is written with a very wry sense of humor.

So look around, say hi, and I hope you enjoy my stuff.

UPDATE 8/8/11

I am starting medical school today. They told me Tuesday, which is why this hasn't gone up sooner. But I'm afraid it means that all my stuff will go unfinished, so what I will do is post everything I have and write a synopsis for what I haven't done yet. A promise is a promise, and I promised that I will finish True Love, so by God, you will at least know how it ends. Don't you just hate when authors drop stories?

Update: 3/16/12

My email has been hacked and I no longer have access to it. Please believe me when I say I'm not being rude by not replying to your review. I'd love your comments (especially your criticisms), and I will get back to you, I just need to find a new way to do so. (Addendum: technology is my nemisis)

In Progress (3/16/12):

1. True Love-- Ch 10 (final chapter) finished, epilogue written aside from some canon research I have to do. This is a bit complicated. After finding out that I had gotten into medical school, I intended to skip my original chapter 8 and 9, finished chapter 10 and the epilogue, and end the story. I am TECHNICALLY all set to post the final chapter and epilogue, but leaving out two chapters is really not sitting well with me, so more waiting! Update: Ch 9 also finished, unbetaed. Ch 8 half written.

2. Seven Deadly Sins--Greed being planned (Also, fun fact: the porn chapter has far more hits than either of the others. Oh, Internet. You're so silly.)

3. Other things--One ficlet starring Gai so far. Written, but not yet on my computer; A series of ficlets about the defining moments of Sakura's life, from other people's POVs (Ch. 1 and 2 complete, chapter 3 in the works)

4. Maybe something cyberpunk-y? Team 7 as police in a futuristic mafia-controlled world (akin to the anime Metropolis). The plot as it stands needs major revamping.

5. Messing around with the idea of a Naruto cross-over. Nothing concrete yet. Any requests?

Avatar from Gangsta Shit by Samurai-PET (DeviantArt). I'm kind of in love with the whole picture, but unfortunately this site would only let my avatar show part of it. You should definitely check it out though.

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Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
L'enfants des Mort by loathsome child reviews
The more you let yourself go, the less others let you go. Drabbles. No longer has word limit. 30/50.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sunglasses by sinemoras09 reviews
Obito in the Uchiha clan. Obito, others. Gen. Angst. Spoilers for Shippuden episodes 119-120, chapters 242-244 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Godhead by sinemoras09 reviews
I am too pure for you or anyone. Your body hurts me as the world hurts God. Deidara adjusts to life as an Akatsuki. Gen. Deidara, Itachi, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Best Days by Adi1 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha and gets some bad news about a friend. Now, even as he deals with his own problems and attempts to reintegrate himself into Konoha, he must try to help Naruto reach his goals before time runs out. Sasuke-centric. Terminal illness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,019 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sasuke U.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 357 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
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True Love reviews
One day Kakashi bought a small orange book. Six years later, they were inseparable. This is what happened in between. Quite simply, this is the story of a man and his porn. T for some language. Ch7: Kakashi meets Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Ficlets of character sketches, each themed with one of the deadly sins. I know this has been done before, but I went out of my way to choose unusual characters for the sins. Rated for the "lust" chapter, but all others will be K or T.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009
Version 2,0 reviews
Tsunade's take on teaching Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Sane reviews
Sometimes, if you're messed up enough, you come right back around to normal. A contemplative drabble about ANBU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Friday Night reviews
Several Konoha nin have gone overboard at a bar. No, we don't know why. But that doesn't mean we can't watch them be ridiculous. Hints of KibaHina, NaruHina, NaruSaku, SasuSaku, and InoSai most onesided, like canon . Oneshot. Crack. Co-authored with Adi1
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete