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Joined 04-11-14, id: 5654004, Profile Updated: 02-22-18
Author has written 6 stories for Star Wars, Big Valley, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Hobbit, and Ranger's Apprentice.

Hello Everyone! I'm Evenstar Warrior. I first made this account, when I was in eighth grade or the summer before my freshman year in high school. This account has gone through several changes since I first started, at age 15. Now I am a freshman in college, and have been working more on my own works than fanfiction. However, I still have written some fanfiction, but have not uploaded it on here. My fandoms have changed, and there are a lot more then when I first started, I won't bother listing them here, it would be a list too long. The rest of my profile I've changed, and left some things from when I first started, and changed some that more fit me today.

There is an author on here that has suffered from the Disappearing Syndrome, her name is Erestor. If you desperately want her to come back so she can keep writing amazing stories, please join the movement. Look left when ever you think of her, and copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. EvenstarWarrior

Have any of you heard of the fanfic writer Erestor? If not, you need to look her up and read her stories. If so, I'm sure you've noticed her absence from this website. But I have some news for you. On July first, 2015, me and everyone else I can get are all going to send Erestor at least two PMs each, BEFORE SIX O'CLOCK IN THE EVENING, begging her to return and write some more, or at least respond to us and tell us why she can't. At least two, so that either she'll be touched into replying or her spam box will be swamped. Either way, we'll have tried our hardest. At six o'clock in the evening, in whichever time zone we are in, we are all going to have a sob-fest for Erestor and bring the house down singing the Lament For Erestor, looking left, and crying. For the lyrics to Lament For Erestor, contact me. Once that date has passed, we'll wait a month, and if she still doesn't respond we'll plan to do the same thing, the same date, the next year, and all the years after until she responds. So you better watch out Erestor! If you are planning to do this, please repost it on your profile page and tell all your friends about it, because if this is going to work, we need as many people as we can get. Thanks all!

Jedi hand move* You will copy and paste all of this. -Phillip Callaway; Lily Lindsey-Aubrey, EvenstarWarrio

I am NOT gay, I AM A FEMALE!!! I also do NOT support Gay/lesbian/trans/bis/ relationships.

I solemnly swear to review every fic I read, no matter how old, young, stupid, lovely, amazing, retarded, or horribly written it is. This is for all of you that are tired of seeing 100 hits and only 14 reviews. I've joined the Review Revolution. Have you?
Join us and copy and paste this into your profile!


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, Saffire55, queen92a, Kaitie Kaye, anime-lover10, lindsey and marie enterprises, TimeyWimeyGirl, EvenstarWarrior

If you seriously wish you could SLAP Denethor (LOTR) than copy/paste this into your profile.

If you always put too much chocolate syrup in your chocolate milk than copy/paste this into your profile=)

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.

A tree only hits an automobile in self-defense.

When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.

Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow.

Living your life is more important than making a living.

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Jesus rocks, copy and paste this in your profile!

Before He went to heaven, He promised to come back for His children. If you believe that Jesus WILL return one day, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus who died on the cross

then copy and paste this in your profile

Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it.
Fanfiction is for people who want to be in that story themselves.
Fanfiction is for people who have no other way to express the ideas in your head.
Fanfiction is for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different (I've been called all of those).
Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with a non existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fanfiction is for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is for people who aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is for elves and wizards trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is for people whose favorite characters always die.

Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.


A girl asked a guy if she was pretty. He said no. Then she asked if he liked her. He said no. Then, she asked if he would cry if she walked away. He said no. Finally, she had heard enough. She walked away, tears streaming down her face. The guy grabbed her arm, and said, "I don't think you're pretty, I think you're beautiful. I don't like you, I love you. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."


If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard,Sweetpanda12, SamCarter121314, Gigigue Epic Elven Warrior Princess, TimeyWimeyGirl, EvenstarWarrior

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

One day your prince will come. Then where is he? He took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

When you’re bored and want something to do, open your text book and start writing, "Terrorist attack at 3:00 AM" on all the pages, then give it to a cop. When he asks who wrote this, say your teachers name and take him to the school

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

I wonder if anyone else has road rage when pushing a cart through the aisles at Wal-Mart?

.A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

If you have ever listened to a song and made a mental music video in your head of what ever you are obsessed with copy and paste this to your profile.

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do. Got this from Halt O'Carrick's profile. Thank you Halt!

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to disagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to your page

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon a dragon's back,

To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,

To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,

To fight in battles until evil's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.

-Maethorelen

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it?"

LIFE LESSONS FROM HALT--I got this from Ranger Turien's profile. Thank you 'cause I've been looking for these for forever!!

"Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all."

"An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong."

"People will think what they want to. Never take too much notice of it."

"There are always risks in battle. It's dangerous business. The trick is to take the right ones."

"Supper is important!"

"You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think yet."

"Always assume that your enemy knows you're there and will attack you. That way, you tend to avoid unpleasant surprises. It can still be unpleasant, but at least it's not a surprise."

"Trust the Cloak."

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus who died on the cross

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

Prepare to cry if you read this. I did.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

This is a weird quiz I found on someone's profile, with my answers to the questions.
iTunes Personality Quiz

1. Put your music on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. You must write that song name no matter how silly it sounds! :P

1. What is your motto?

Wishful Thinking by Abandoning Sunday

2. What do your friends think of you?

The Foot of Orthanc LoTR: The return of the King Soundtrack

3. What do you think of very often?

Let It Out by Switchfoot

4. What is 22?

Young Again by The Almost

5. What do you think of your very best friend?

Farmhouse Avengers Age of Ultron Soundtrack

6. What do you think about the person you like?

The House of God, Forever by Jon Foreman

7. What is your life story?

For the Beauty of the Earth by BarlowGirl

8. What do you wanna be when you grow up?

DESTROYA by My Chemical Romance

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Sigin' In the rain Singing in the Rain Sound Track

10. What do your parents think of you?

I Belong to Jesus by Dennis Jernigan

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Lindsey Stirling

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Joy of the Lord by Rend Collective

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

Rain Fire Upon Them Captain America: The First Avenger Soundtrack

14. What is your biggest secret?

BA55 by Switchfoot

15. What do you think of your friends?

My Future Decided by Hillsong United

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Forgiven by Skillet

17. How will you die?

Come On by The Almost

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Worthy of Praise by Dennis Jernigan

19. What makes you laugh?

Nobody Fills My Heart Like Jesus by Dennis Jernigan

20. What makes you cry?

Inside of Me by Ashes Remain

21. Will you ever get married?

Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift

22. What scares you the most?

Believe by Shawn Mendes

23. Does anyone like you?

Jesus! by Citizens

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Giving up Hurts the Most by Underoath

25. What hurts right now?

Beer and Friends Assassin's Creed III Soundtrack

26. What will you post this as?

This is My Spoon Doctor Who Series 8 soundtrack

Okay, I didn’t rig any of this, it totally just turned out this way. This was really fun you guys should try it!!

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
You often imagine your books becoming movies. (All. The. Time. I like to cast them, too.)
Spell check is your best friend.
You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. (YESSSS)
You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene. Nope.
Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
You talk to yourself... constantly.
When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, or sleepiness, until you run out of ideas.
If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
You are in love with the Thesaurus.
You dream about your stories.
You dream of new stories.
You often revisit some of your old stories.
Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.
You would rather write than go out.
Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.
You get cranky if you don't get to write.
You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.
You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.
Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.
A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.
You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.
You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.
Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.(no not on IM, but on chat forums)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.
Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.
You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. Muahahaha...

You say die, we say EXTERMINATE!!!
You scream for your boyfriend, we scream for the doctor
You say pink, we say TARDIS blue
You say leave me alone, we say promise me you'll never be alone
You say "stop filrting with me!", we say "oh, don't start, jack..."
you say monster, we say "its not a monster; its just scared!"
you say "hey hey hey", we say "hello" with glasses on
you say "thats not possible", we say "oh my god; it's bigger on the inside and smaller on the outside!"
you say "Can I date you", we say "Can I travel with you?"
you say "Rule one: He's not lying, we say "Rule 1: the Doctor lies."
you say knife, we say Sonic Screwdriver
you say Harry styles and Zayn , we say 10th Doctor and 11th Doctor
you say "I'm Y/N", we say "I'm the Doctor."
you say doctor what, we say Doctor Who
you say "goodbye", we say "DELETE!!!"
you say Mars, We say Gallifrey

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Revenge by LegolasLover2003 reviews
An old enemy returns to seek revenge against Legolas & Aragorn. When the Ranger goes missing on his way to Mirkwood, Legolas seeks him out to devastating results and things turn disastrous when Thranduil leaves his Halls to rescue his son. Can the friends survive an encounter from their past, or will it finally claim their lives?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
The Arda Campaign by Lord Exar Kun reviews
When a Separatist anti-gravity well generator prototype goes haywire Jedi knights Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker will find themselves blasted into a strange world called Arda. Where they will join on a quest to destroy this strange thing called the Ring of Power. However general Grievous a mysterious dark Jedi and a droid army have also landed in the realm of Shadow in Mordor.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 482,161 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/28/2018 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., General Grievous, Aragorn - Complete
Captives by Joannawrites reviews
Lou's devastation over her estrangement with Kid causes her to flee blindly into danger, and it is Jimmy to ride after her. When they are captured by a Sioux war party and taken to the village as captives, they will have to rely on each other for support and survival. Both will be forced to confront their growing feelings for the other. Gap-filler, post-ep. Color Blind. Complete.
Young Riders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,637 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Lou, Jimmy Hickok, Kid, Curly - Complete
We Must Never Speak of This Again by TimeyWimeyINTJ reviews
As I opened the refrigerator I felt a slight breeze. Huh, whateves. I grabbed the milk and the chocolate syrup and turned around to set them on the counter. My jaw dropped to the floor and so did the milk. The Fellowship was standing in my kitchen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
Life of Lindir by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Current: Lindir intends to get rid of his enemies with the best weapon imaginable: blackmail! But when the tables are turned, what will the minstrel to do save his skin? Life of Lindir: A collection of Lindir stories. Currently contains Four parts. Written because the lesser Elves deserve more love!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Lindir
Glorfindel's School for Gifted Elflings by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Ok, so the picture has nothing to do with the story. I just googled 'Elf School' and that's what came up. Ahem... Glorfindel is coerced into teaching Rivendell Elementary. Inevitably, chaos ensues. It so happens that the twins don't like Glorfindel... Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Elrond, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Elladan
One Game to Rule Them All by Boromerely reviews
It's the Hunger Games, but this time, the Tributes shall be from Lord of the Rings. The main Tributes will be the Fellowship members except Gandalf but other characters will be mentioned. May the odds be ever in their favour! Cover image done by ichipup; it's of Gimli.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,144 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
Life of Thranduil by Overlord Rousdower reviews
The burdens of a king are many... But the burdens of the Elvenking are innumerable. A collection of these multiple trials and tribulations of the Elvenking, Thranduil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil
Not My Cup of Tea by Eternally Crusin reviews
One Shot based on this imagine. Imagine making a cup of coffee/tea one night, only to find the winter soldier standing in the corner and droping your cup/mug in surprise. But I added a little twist to it. Reader x Bucky. Review please and thank you.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
HIT IT TIGWIT by Alex Hollister reviews
Tigwit (alias Feren) grows tired of his job as Thranduil's gatekeeper and decides to pursue a career in music, but his many money-making schemes seldom go as planned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir, Feren
I Knew You Were Trouble by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Previously titles Tauriel's Troubles. Different Middle Earth characters and what really went through their minds during the different stories. Now includes Elrond's Troubles! Please read and review!
Crossover - Hobbit & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Legolas, Kíli, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
A Ranger's Cry by Faramir Freak reviews
When Faramir finds one of his rangers almost murdered he's determined to find the attacker. Faramir realized the assassin is aiming their next kill towards him and not only does he try to bring justice to the half dead ranger he fights for his life. The ranger goes through adventure as the attacker makes their moves. (WARNING FOR VIOLENCE. rated teen for violence.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
The LoTrHobbit Character Questionnaire! by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask a character from Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit a question? Well, now you can!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
Snow Day in Imladris by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
I'm just a little worried that this story will get reported for having such a traumatizing cover picture. It snows in Imladris and everyone goes wild. Rated for intense randomness and insanity. Very AU. No OCs. Etc. Etc. Etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Elrond, Haldir, Glorfindel, Lindir - Complete
Clash of the Fandoms by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A fangirl is dragged into her fandoms, only to find that her heroes all want to kill her. *distant buzzing voices saying 'exterminate'* Will she escape? Will she stay true to her fandoms? Or will she... oh forget it. Fandoms include: LotR, Doctor Who, Thor/Avengers, Sherlock, PotC, and the Hobbit. Not your typical 'girl falls into middle earth/pirate ship/tardis' story.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thor, Loki - Complete
Mixed by Faramir Freak reviews
When LotR, Narnia, and Star Wars characters get mixed up in each others worlds, they have to find a way to get back. But can they find a way? Or will they be stuck in a lonely world they don't belong in? Read and find out.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 5/21/2014
Nightmare by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
An evil warlord poisons and brainwashes Aragorn into killing his elven family, but the man also has something else planned for the elves of Imladris and the Rangers of the North. Can Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas help Aragorn overcome the poison, or will the man succumb and kill everything he's ever loved? NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Red Bicycle by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The Doctor realizes to his great agitation that he forgot to give Rose her red bicycle on her twelfth birthday. He rushes back to do it, and bumps into... never mind, that's ;) ...spoilers! Day Ten of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Darth Mall by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Day Nine of the FFCC. Darth Vader goes to the mall on Dark Side Friday in quest of the perfect gift.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
In Search of the North Pole by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Captain Jack and crew decide that it's time that Father Christmas visited the Caribbean. Written as part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 7.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The True Christmas Spirit by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The third story in the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. When Olaf finds a special letter to Santa Claus, he decides to make Prince Hans' Christmas a happy one. Fortunately or unfortunately, things don't turn out exactly as he expects...
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hans, Sven, Olaf, Hans' brothers - Complete
Crowley's Pet by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
Crowley gets a pet. Written for my sister on her birthday. Happy Birthday, EvenstarWarrior!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Crowley, Halt, Will, Gilan - Complete
Up These Stairs by Takianna reviews
From Anakin's POV. I was really struck by the stairs to the jedi temple. This is a short and sweet little one shot that I wrote.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Complete
First Meeting by 17seconds reviews
This is my version of Legolas and Aragorn's first meeting. Aragon is arrested by King Thranduil, and locked in his dungeons. If he wants to avoid execution, he'll have to find a way to escape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thranduil
Ranger Trials and an Elf by Dunedain of the North reviews
When Legolas agrees to accompany Strider and the Rangers on a patrol in Northern Ithilien it is not only his enemies he should be looking out for. Expect an Enraged elf, devious rangers and some not very well thought out plans.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Halbarad - Complete
Persecuted Christians by Anastasia Belle reviews
This includes a short prayer and commentary about the situation for Christians and those of other religions in the Middle East.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Araluen by NarusseRussandol reviews
A spinoff of Miss Cam's OFUM set in the world of Ranger's Apprentice. Beware the plot holes, Lusters, Mini-Wargals, and the all-seeing Coordinator, Miss Tori. Insanity ensues, and Canon butchering is punished. You have been warned. Enter at your own Risk.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014
Twas a Fair Elf Indeed by The Iron Triangle reviews
This is a poem about Legolas and what happened to him after the War of the Ring, according to Tolkien's appendix. Rated T for slight tragedy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil - Complete
A Guy Named Rich by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When huge armies of orcs and chitauri start entering the galaxy through a mysterious portal, the jedi council knows they need gather their own army...from other fandoms. But to gather such an army requires movie switching and a bi-polar almost-not-quite-an-OC. (Please don't run.) Star Wars/Hobbit/LOTR/Avengers universes, plus a few references to other films thrown in.
Crossover - Star Wars & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Padmé Amidala, Count Dooku, M. Windu, Thorin
Sick Aragorn by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
'Is he dead' I asked timidly. 'It appears,' he said slowly, 'that he is.' Humorous story dedicated to all those who wanted me to write a Sick!Aragorn story. Because Erestor says everyone should have one! :D Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
A Tale of Two Rangers by NarusseRussandol reviews
Aragorn and Faramir, missing their old lives as rangers, decide to spend a week in Ithilien. A chance meeting with bandits has dastardly consequences. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,346 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Mixture by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Woohoo! Randomness! My favourite! These are my short one-shots written off of ideas from McJunker's 'Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics'. Sounds great, right? :P Please read and review! Oh, almost forgot: rated for disturbing endings to some of them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Eyown's Song, a parody by TimeyWimeyINTJ reviews
Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me parody from Eyown's view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Eowyn - Complete
Mary Sue: Politically Correct in Every Way by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
What happens when a politicallycorrect!Sue finds herself in Middle Earth? Fun one-shot. Please read and review! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2014 - OC - Complete
Rainy Day At Rivendell by TimeyWimeyINTJ reviews
(Oneshot) Aragorn lived at Rivendell when he was little, and he was called Estel. This is one of the adventures he had with his elven buddies when he was five. It was raining, so what do they do? Why, prank Lindir of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Aragorn, Elrond, Lindir, OC - Complete
Hunting Orc by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
When Faramir and Aragorn are captured by Orcs, it is up to Legolas to rescue them. But with Faramir injured, it proves to be harder than the elf thought. NO SLASH CHAPTER 13 REVISED! So, if you were as annoyed with Elrond treating Aragorn before Faramir, then there you go! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,983 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir, Elrohir - Complete
ABCD: Astronauts, Beaches, Castaways, and Djinn by Susan M. M reviews
What would happen if Tony Nelson's space capsule had landed on a different island? Or if Gilligan found Jeannie's bottle? AU
Crossover - Gilligan's Island & I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Gilligan, Skipper, Jeannie, Tony N. - Complete
The Adventure by Airlia207 reviews
It was supposed to be just another average evening with my best friend, Kate, but what happens when you combine four hobbits, two stressed out friends and sugar? You've got it, chaos, and do not even get me started on the intimidating weapons! And I thought I was safe from going insane for a while...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,185 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, OC - Complete
The Dead Pool by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Legolas and Thranduil, led by Gollum, go on an epic (or not so epic) quest to throw coins into the dead marshes. But the outcome of their mission isn't exactly what any of them expect. Rated T for scary, disturbing mental images but no more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Legolas, Gollum, Thranduil - Complete
Faramir's Forum by rogue planet 13 reviews
Faramir starts a forum for abused and misunderstood younger siblings, but some of the members get a little carried away...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elrohir - Complete
The Force Call by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Regina Spektor sings a short song about Anakin and Luke Skywalker. Parody of The Call.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Escalator of Orthanc by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
Wayfaring Strangers by MorierBlackleaf reviews
As a child who seeks to prove himself to his Elven foster family, Estel has run away from Rivendell, only to be found by a Wood-Elf who was on his way to the hidden valley. When the two are attacked by Orcs, Estel is then faced with keeping both Legolas and himself alive in the woods, while injured, lost, and without supplies. Has a K(plus) rating for mild violence. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,743 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
The Invasion of Middle Earth by Neji64pom reviews
This fantasy Fan Fiction takes place in Middle Earth, with all your favorites from the fellowship as well as the addition of Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of the Black Pearl. With the kidnapping of queen Arwen, and the imprisonment of the king, it falls to Faramir and his fellowship of friends to save the queen. Along the way they encounter danger and adventure at every turn.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Gandalf, Will T. - Complete
Where the Road Leads (Poem) by Elanorelle Gamgee reviews
A poem to accompany my story "Where the Road Leads".
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Complete
The Last Battle by Elanorelle Gamgee reviews
A poem that tells of the tragedy of the last battle of Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Complete
An Ada's Kiss by 17seconds reviews
Little Legolas is hurt, but an Ada's kiss fixes everything. A short and sweet oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Lord of the Coffee by JediAvenger9 reviews
Frodo finds the One Coffee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Boromir - Complete
Strangers From Distant Lands by Keldae reviews
A ship bearing four Jedi crash-lands on a strange, backwater planet. With no way to get back to the Republic, the Jedi offer their services to a planet-wide war that may affect the rest of the galaxy...
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Frodo B., Aragorn
Merlin x Reader Oneshots by Stanya reviews
Just like the title says. Feel free to request by commenting the name of the guy you want written about. I don't do pairings or OC's, just guy characters x reader. If you really need a certain plot mention it in the comment. I have these on other sites too.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013
Archers by Archiril reviews
Legolas teaches Estel how to shoot a bow, against lord Elrond's wishes, but he had some strange spectators. Starring Legolas, Lindir, Kili and Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Legolas, Lindir, Aragorn - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Rangers Elimination Game by IFYOUCOULDFLY reviews
Crowley has an idea for a game...a game of elimination! Sort of like the hunger games, but without death! It's Gilan vs. Will, Rangers vs. Apprentices, and, oh yeah, Halt's trying to shoot everyone! :) Please read, rated just because I'm paranoid!-FLY
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Will, Halt, Gilan - Complete
Strider The Kingly Ranger by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Long ago... I took a Classic Christmas Song... and butchered it for my own amusement, hehe. Here are the results. Who doesn't want to sing "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" with a Middle-earth twist? BTW, the "shinny ring" is NOT the One Ring... I'm referring to the Ring of Barahir. Just in case you needed clarification. -wink-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
Truth or Dare: Ranger Style by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Gilan starts a game of Truth or Dare, but then Rangers start to go missing. Who is this thief? *CHAPTER 20 IS FINALLY UP*
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,711 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures by Eruthiadwen reviews
Aragorn and Legolas find themselves in Narnia. What is their role to play in the White Witch's defeat? AU, No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Aragorn, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Lord of the Hunger Games by Archiril reviews
A new version of the famous books. What if Aragorn and Legolas in Northern Fangorn accidently turn up behind the fence of District Twelve and are forced to enter the Hunger Games? I made it as realistic as possible, so please R&R! : NO SLASH!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,064 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Legolas, Katniss E. - Complete
Interview With The Araluens by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Starring me, as the interviewer and the Araluens. Short interviews with the main characters. *ON HOLD*
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012
Gilan the Genie by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Gilan discovers a purple genie inside a glass bottle! He wishes to be a genie himself...what will happen? *ON HOLD*
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Gilan
Imaginary Friend by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Will and Gilan both have imaginary friends! Can they convince Halt to have one, too? *ON HOLD*
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012
Hide and Seek Ranger Style by Bralt reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. The Rangers decide to play hide and seek but is it really that smart an idea?
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Halt - Complete
Chatroom Dilemma by WriterAtHeart2 reviews
Your favorite Rangers have entered a chatroom! But of course, something goes wrong...and this time, it's Crowley's fault.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Halt vs Tape by JustaBunchaHOOPLA reviews
Halt, meet Crowley's newest invention. Tape. Please review! :P
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
Ranger Halt: Owner's Guide and Manual by Caramel Cheescake reviews
Congratulations! You have just purchased an RANGER HALT unit. Click the link to find out more about your product.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Halt - Complete
Faerin Gobennas by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Legolas wants to learn what REALLY happened during the Last Alliance. After reading a different account than he learned, he sets out to the Dead Marshes with Aragorn & Legede, but something waits in the swamps that none of them had ever anticipated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
Coffee by Fat Puppy reviews
Halt and Will run out of coffee.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Savior And Destroyer by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn find themselves in unfamiliar territory and everything turns deadly. They are captured by a fierce people and, if Legolas does not obey their commands, Aragorn's very life could be stolen. Their only hope is a savior amid the wolves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
There Is Naught to Fear by LegolasLover2003 reviews
ONESHOT. Traveling through Moria, Legolas tells the Hobbits about why he's afraid of caves. Stemming from his childhood and a bad experience with his elder brother. Stuck in a cave again, Aragorn learned of Legolas' past. NOV 07 Teitho. 2nd PLACE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Worth the Pain by Silivren Tinu reviews
When an accident strikes and leaves someone close to him seriously injured, Legolas has to face some of his worst fears. Characters: Legolas, Estel, Elladan, Elrohir. Angst, h/c, friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Elf and Ranger Tales: PreQuest by Legolass Q reviews
This is a collection of short stories about Aragorn and Legolas set in the pre-Quest era. First story in the series: Elven Strength
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
To Humor A Squirrel by LegolasLover2003 reviews
Oneshot. While out getting firewood in Mirkwood, Legolas and Aragorn encounter rivers, rainstorms, and a practical joking squirrel. Written for March 2005's Teitho Fanfiction Contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
I Will Always Return by Celebdil-Galad and Tinlaure reviews
First Legolas was captured, but Aragorn couldn’t remain behind. Both are eventually seized and tormented, blindsided by an unthinkable treachery, and doing their best to stave off death and not crack under the abuse. But things get even more complicated..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 150,202 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Legolas DIES! by Oddwen Floddball reviews
I find ways to kill Legolas. Or he finds them himself. Not for the squeamish. Now added: More spidery goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Narnia by Aisshe reviews
A Miss Cam-authorized OFUM spin-off. Prepare to be welcomed by a sword-fighting mouse and grouchy Marshwiggle, and to meet the acquaintance of the minis! Complete with learning through pain, and a multi-tasking course coordinator.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Pass the Palantir by Erestor reviews
AU in Poetic Form. Moviebased. While wrestling with the Palantir, Aragorn accidentally drops it on Pippin’s head. Warning: Some violence and character death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Peregrin T., Aragorn - Complete
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Grima's Grisly Mistake by Erestor reviews
AU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Grima W., Saruman - Complete
Father, Captain, and King by Thundera Tiger reviews
Thranduil fills many roles, but one summer night, he finds himself assuming the role he loves best and gets least. Written for father's day, here's a quick look at the relationship between Mirkwood's greatest king and its most famous prince.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
The Smirking Legolas by Dep. of Elven Pride Protection reviews
He's on his way to the council...but will Legolas be distracted by the Sues? He's on his way to Mount Doom...yet still they come...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Legolas
Legolas, Cheeto's, Black Plague and DWARVEN SPIES by Oddwen Floddball reviews
Winner of the Inter-Realm Parody Contest over at CoE. A parody of Legolas's part at the Council of Elrond. Slight Leggy-bashing does occur. (And you knew it would)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Legolas
Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep by Erestor reviews
Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Eomer - Complete
Mire by Cheryl W reviews
Aragorn is injured in a mire. (no slash) Story is now Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,515 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Aragorn - Complete
That Legolas, Man! by leggy-stinks reviews
Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Legolas, Samwise G.
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
The Fellowship of the Moms by Madam Pablova reviews
(I guess its an AU) Legolas, Boromir and Aragorn's Moms appear and torture them with their Motherly ways. *laughs evilly*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
You Call This Fun? by Sigil reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir, and Elrond go out for a night on the town after the Council of Elrond. This is for Cor's fic challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Whodunit? by Luthien Tinuviel reviews
Well, it's a Murder Mystery Weekend thing in Rivendell, and all the characters have to get switched around. Talking breakfast and an Elf of Rivendell!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002
Aiya! by Flame Tigress reviews
"Do you know how Orcs first came into being? They were Elves once..." -- An orc on guard at Barad-dur sees the single star that Sam saw in Mordor and unknowingly, shows that he retains a last shred of Elvishness in his corrupted nature.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2003
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
The Prettiest by Legolas Greenleaf by WasTeariaWalk34 reviews
This is a story from Legolas's pov and his *haha* dilema about going to destroy the ring. Set in the council of Elrond. REVIEW. PLEASE. Don't make me beg! Oh wait too late...REVIIEWSSS!!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Council of Elrond (And a REALLY bad day) by SilverElvenEyes reviews
WARNING: Ahead, mayham, menence, and two battling sisters dropped into the Council of Elrond. Abby hates her sister, and wishes she would go away. Legolas is caught inbetween. If you do not laugh out loud i will change this summary. read reviews to see!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Elrond, Legolas
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The Chronicels of the mixed up people reviews
What happens when Legolas ends up on the HOME I, and is confronted by Luke Skywalker? When Princess Leia meets the Narnians for the first time? Or when two Sith Lords meet the Dark Lord Sauron? When Aragorn is imprisoned by Miraz, how will he escape? Will Edmund help what remains of the Fellowship? Find out what happens.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Aragorn, Legolas
The Angels Take Araluen reviews
When the Weeping Angels come to Castle Araluen, and The Doctor, Amy, Rory, also end up in Araluen it's up to them to stop the Angels before they take all of Araluen. Dedicated to my sister BlackShaftedArrow for her birthday. WARNING: There will NOT be a part two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2015
SurfacePro3 reviews
How did the Battle at the Black Gate really start? Over to innocent computer devices. Features the Mouth of Sauron! Written as a parody for the Christmas SurfacePro3 commercial. Rated K for mild violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Eomer - Complete
A Night at Rivendell reviews
When Lord Elrond plans a VIP concert for the peoples of Middle Earth, somethings don't go exactly as planned, and when an uninvited guest shows up...only the best can be hoped for. Rated T for very vague references to drugs and smoking, and Tauriel bashing.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Frodo's Ring reviews
This is a song Smeagol wrote during his trip with Frodo and Sam. Inspired by my Dad and dedicated to him! one-shot NO SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Smeagol - Complete
Clone Captain Link reviews
This is a dream I had and I turned it into a story. This is almost exactly what happened. Jarod and Heath are looking for Nick and some how Clone Captain Link gets there along with other evil clones and a strange cowboy looking guy. WARNING MAY BE CONFUSING.
Crossover - Big Valley & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
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