Blatant Discontent
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Joined 04-03-04, id: 565505
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

wHey everybody! What do you want to know about me? Well, I'm crazy. I absolutely love HP/GW , HG/SS, and HG/RW. I don't do slash. So please have a look around. Enjoy my really stupid fics that I don't update regularly. And most importantly of all--attempt to retain your sanity. See my xanga site where you can berate me for not updating! Cheers, Blatant Discontent P.S. When Dudley Met Harry has developed a plot. I'm still trying to write it between an overload of college classes, working in two labs, and learning how to clip my toenails with my teeth.

9/26/06: Haven't yet learned to clip my toenails with my teeth. I don't think it'll ever happen. I can bite them, but that's just gross. Biting nails is a nasty habit. I am contemplating dusting off WDMH and getting on with the darned thing. I know exactly what's going to happen throughout the story (believe me, you'll be thrown for a loop), so it's just down to writing everything out.

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 173,163 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Just Let it Happen by La. Bel. LM reviews
For once in her life, Hermione Granger is faced with a problem that she does not know how to solve... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,999 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8322 - Favs: 9,433 - Follows: 6,996 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Evolution by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,930 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Letters and Care Packages by JamieBell reviews
Ginny's crossed the boundary dividing her from Harry as Ron's little sister. Harry's found out that Ginny is quite the interesting person. Could it be that friendship or maybe more is in the air? Why the hesitation between Ron and Hermione? Hmmm... FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,212 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A little of your time by Serpentina reviews
At the beginning of her 7th year, Hermione has an accident with her Time-Turner. Without intending to, she affects the future in several ways...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,606 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
And Things that Go Bump in the Night by The Treacle Tart reviews
When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Living On Borrowed Time by Ys reviews
[WIP] Severus has been discovered as a spy and comes back at Hogwarts near death. But he has thought of a potion... This story is NOT HPcompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,979 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The 'B' Word by Madame Wolf reviews
Begun PreOotP in a flight of fancy. Ginny is: knocked up, in love with Remus, and grounded. Remus is: not entirely happy with things. Fay is: perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Ginny W., Remus L. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
The Adventure Continued by Allison Carroll reviews
Harry and Ginny have always gotten along. Now, Harry is at lost for words as to Ginny's peculiar behavior as they work sidebyeside at Hogwarts. Can some wounds heal after years of pain? Chapter 25 is now up and this story is completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,496 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Severus Snape's Diary by Wonk reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Where do I go now for my dreams by L.Evans reviews
my response to very old WIKTT challenge. Hermione is orphaned and returns to school on scholarship. based on books by J Webster and JK Rowling. New chapters added. Modifed to be HBP compliant. Reviews most welcome. Flames used to toast marshmallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,914 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Amulet of Time 5: Sirius and the Sphinx by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU post GoF, incorporating OotP, but not HBP. After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry accompanies his son into the past once more, where Sirius finds himself as a power hungry pharaoh in Ancient Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,754 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I Know What You Do In The Dungeons by miss-buttercup reviews
Severus has killed a student, but all is not what it seems. Can he prove his innocence without revealing a secret that would destroy both him and Hermione Granger? .:COMPLETE:.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Arranged Marriage by vanityfair reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nanny Mione by Pathatlon reviews
Finished! A small baby boy is trusted in Hermione's skillful healing care, and she gets rather attached, but things change rapidly when she finds out who the father is. HGSS ship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Baiting Granger by Pathatlon reviews
Severus reflects his life and the people in it, while fishing, and comes to an interesting conclusion - one-shot and PG to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Interview by Huskerinexile reviews
Dumbledore gives an interview after OOTP. Needless to say Fudge is an unhappy man. One Shot- Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
butterfly wings by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Betrayal does not always end in death. But sometimes death might be kinder. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Squibs and Wizards by Titania Malfoy Snape reviews
He’s not a really handsome boy. His nose is too big for his face for one thing and he is tall! Tall and skinny momma started fretting about that almost at once then dragged him to the kitchen and had the cook serve him a bowl of pasta. I don’t thin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Severus S.
Take Time to Smell the Roses by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
COMPLETE (HGSS) Hermione has used a match making service to find a husband since that is what is expected in society. What happens when the person is someone she least expected? Can he change her views on love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mimicry by She's a Star reviews
She grew up with six brothers, and understands the value of alone time far more than most probably do. Still, she's not sure this particular kind is healthy.' (HarryGinny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Not Your Ordinary Love Story by LondonWitch reviews
A bet on how long til Ron and Hermione get together, a dare for Harry and Ginny to date, and a plan that involves truth-telling candies. Add a crazed Draco, a lovesick Cho, and a bunch of scheming Gryffindors - it's not your ordinary love story! Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How I Lost My Irish by Nicole11 reviews
Draco stood up and said, "Grab your quills, gentlemen, because this is one you’re going to want to write in your diaries. It all started back at the very beginning of the war..."' The story of how Draco lost Ginny. But is she really gone forever? COMPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,458 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Jumping On the Bandwagon by JamieBell reviews
“Harry Potter,” Ginny intoned solemnly. “Will you do me the honor of being my eighth world wonder?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The DEWW Conspiracies by Wonk reviews
To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
HeyHo Here We go! by Pathatlon reviews
FINSISHED! - A situation which can only be dealt with when drunk! What will happen if you put Herm and Sev into a room with alcohol? Here's the answer!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by Titania Malfoy Snape reviews
My answer to the Marriage Law Challenge on WIKTT. Please feed the author with some reviews!....."Hermione wasn’t considered the smartest witch of her age for nothing, and as silence fell on the room again the full implication of what Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Bushy and the Beast by Wonk reviews
A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast? SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,160 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Amulet of Time 4: There and Back Again by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. The time travellers are finally back home, older, wiser, and strong enough to bring down the Dark Lord. A few surprises face them as they enter their final year in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,128 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Silent Love by Nicole11 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry doesn't want to talk to anyone about it. Unfortunately, only one person understands. Slight hint at HarryGinny. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Goody Goody by Nicole11 reviews
“Wotcher, Drake!” Tonks said happily. “Watch—who?” Draco asked.' Draco goes to his cousin Tonks' house to change his Death Eating ways--but then Harry and Company come into the mix. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Draco M. - Complete
The phobia by white orchids reviews
Severus goes to a support group for his very, VERY personal phobia. Who'd have thought Severus Snape had an Ithyphallophobia? one shotresponse-WIKTT "phobia" challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Severus S.
Logistics by Madame Wolf reviews
Sometimes you have to think about the logistics of the situation you're in. Other times thinking about the logistics can be about as much fun as taking a cold shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Ginny W., Remus L.
Your Place Or Mine? by Majick reviews
Harry's the last virgin in the boys seventh year dormitory, and when Ginny and he decide to go further with their relationship, he turns to Neville for magical help and advice. But Neville's spell goes horribly, gender-bendingly wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pine Or Oak? by Majick reviews
When Hermione catches a cold, she deputises her two best friends to buy furniture for her and Ron's new house. Problem is, Ginny and Harry hate each other's guts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Moments in Time by Joyce Renee reviews
It’s another Hermione goes back in time…, wait! Where are you going? I know! It’s been done a thousand times over, but I guarantee that mine will be completely different from any time-fic that you’ve ever read. Last Updated 7-15-04! This is HGSS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 4/19/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Rumor by Joyce Renee reviews
There's a scary new rumor going around the 7th years at Hogwarts. It's a fate worse than death, and the only way out is to lose one's virginity. At first Hermione thinks it's silly, but suddenly begins to doubt.HGSS WIKTT Last Virgin challenge Complete7-1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mister Cellophane by Bertie Bott reviews
Rating for further chapters-NOT a songfic... A potion gone wrong turns Severus invisible. It's amazing the things one can learn when people think that they're only talking to themselves. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,251 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
I don't know you anymore by lara-sanders reviews
“You thought it would just be the best idea to walk out on everything we had? To leave after I spent months trying to convince my family that we were in love?" Angsty little DG one-shot. Slight HG [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ginderella by Majick reviews
With the Masquerade Ball approaching, Ginny Snape dreams only of the Prince Who Lived sweeping her off her feet and away from her evil step-family. Enter the strangest godmothers ever seen for a night of magic, mayhem and true love. Maybe... Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bravery by She's a Star reviews
While Harry says goodbye to Lupin at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron and Hermione have a much-needed bonding session.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
AoT4 Interlude Draco's Two Months in Muggle Land by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE Interlude to AoT4, fits in after ch.9. What happened to Draco Malfoy when he was turned into a muggle for 8 weeks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,329 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by She's a Star reviews
After walking in on Hermione and Harry in a...compromising position, Ginny takes upon her shoulders the task of sparing Ron heartache and decides to find him someone else. Which certainly doesn't spell disaster in any way, shape, or form. (Cough.) Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ginny W.
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Nicole11 reviews
What’s the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Sleeping Bushy by Wonk reviews
WIKTT Sleeping Beauty challenge response. An unexpected marriage is thrown upon Hermione and Severus at an insane!Dumbledore's birthday party, while Umbridge will do anything to get in the way…and annoy everyone within a fivemile radius. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,861 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bedfellows by ForeverLaDonna reviews
(Complete. It also has companion piece Two Weeks) Ginny went to get up and found she couldn't. Her legs and Harry's were tangled up and he was still sleeping soundly. Merlin, she had never been in this situation before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Obsessed by JamieBell reviews
Ginny hates Mondays and is obsessed with certain objects... HG fluff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Will Be Here by Ys reviews
Severus has lost his will to live and Hermione steps in. My answer to the WIKTT Challenges: Bedside Table and Angstier Than Thou. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Stupid, stupid, stupid! by Witch Lisa reviews
COMPLETE! Severus has a one-night-stand from hell. Can Hermione help him deal with the consequences?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Didodikali reviews
Introducing QuidditchJock!Lily. No, really, I'm not kidding. And guess what sport Severus plays? Nope, guess again. Illustrated! Fanart!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Crimson and Gold by Witch Lisa reviews
Hermione returns after a three month absence to find things not quite as she left them. COMPLETE! Author notes edit, no new chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 67,903 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
From this day on by Serpentina reviews
Snape has to fulfil a task in the future. Hermione accompanies him as an assistant and - most of all - because she is familiar with the correct use of a Time-Turner. They are to face a surprise in that different time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,708 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Tell Me Lies by Auror Borealis reviews
An object lesson in the hazards of Veritaserum. Snape/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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The Consequences of Shaving Crooks reviews
Severus is caught shaving Crookshanks one night, and must atone for his sin. As Hermione is a complete whiz, she finds a great way to make him pay... Bwahahaha! This is in response to WIKTT 100-word "You've got to be kidding" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Dudley Met Harry reviews
Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... get your mind out of the gutter! It's just a book! Namely, the book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret. Pre OOTP, HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Dudley D., Ginny W.
He's Gone reviews
He's gone. Read Ginny's tribute to Sirius, how she remembers him, and about her fight in the Ministry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Ginny W., Sirius B. - Complete
Just ask nicely reviews
Live only gives you one chance at happiness.... or does it? Read Harry's reaction to Ginny's wedding--when he's just in the audience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.