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Name: PhilosophicalSociopath Nationality: South African Age: 19 Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Music Favorite Anime: Ore Monogatari! Favorite Manga: Boku No Hero Academia Favorite Light Novel: Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai Favourite Comic: The Sandman by Neil Gaiman Favourite Novel: The Name Of The Wind by Patrick Rothfuss Favourite Movie: Chronicle Favorite Anime Quote: "Young man, you too can be a hero" All Might, My Hero Academia Random Rec: Drifters. Especially if you enjoyed Fate Zero and Hellsing Ultimate |
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From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight. Slowly being put on Royal Road over time.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 1,419,766 - Reviews: 12225 - Favs: 13,860 - Follows: 13,653 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Take Two Round Two by Third Fang reviews
What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 1,067,847 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 12/24/2024 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Unequally Rational and Emotional by OverMaster reviews
A retelling of the Mahou Sensei Negima storyline with some major changes. The young Negi Springfield is assigned to live with two of his students... Hasegawa Chisame and Hakase Satomi. Rated M for some future chapters.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 1,448,979 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/16/2024 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Negi S., Chisame H.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 265,088 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 9/4/2024 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Dimensional Links by ChangelingRin reviews
Centuries after Demise was sealed in the Master Sword, he reforms himself to find that his Hatred Incarnations have been utterly useless. He decides to take things into his own hands-and in the process tears holes in reality itself. To save the Universe, the Goddesses turn to their last hope: the Hero. Except this time, they're not sending just one - they're sending all of them.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 422,559 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 7/28/2024 - Published: 3/18/2015
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord by ChangelingRin reviews
Throughout Hyrule's history there have been many villains, from Ganon to Zant. And with villains comes villainous cliches. Lots and lots of cliches. This is a list of those cliches and how to avoid them, told through the various hostile takeovers of Hyrule and all the things the conquerors did wrong. Welcome, reader, to the Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/8/2021 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Link, Ganondorf, Vaati, Zant
Real Men Don't Make Sandwiches by An English Education reviews
How a well-constructed sandwich brings together two unlucky and unlikely souls: first Vegeta, the prince of a dead race who has bound himself to Earth for honor; the other Krillin, a lowly monk who just can't catch a break. A comedy. Sorta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,099 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Krillin, Vegeta
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 7415 - Favs: 14,050 - Follows: 14,171 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 17226 - Favs: 8,891 - Follows: 7,850 - Updated: 1/20/2020 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. 1/3 of the Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Terrible writing warning lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,905 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Naruto: Legacy by Ultra Sonic 007 reviews
What will your legacy be? A question that has many answers; follow the tale of Naruto and his fellow Konoha-nin as they face the dangers of an uncertain future, seeking their own legacy. And to think, it all begins with the final battle with Akatsuki... [OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 385,886 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 3/29/2005
The Element of Time by rasEnshur1KEn reviews
After witnessing the death of the one he called his brother and losing everything to the Juubi, Naruto is given a chance to return to when it started. Will he and his new ally change things, or will some new enemies ruin what chance that he has? NaruHina, SasuSaku other pairings later. I'm writing again!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 791,924 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 3/24/2019 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Konoha's Dream Team by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Naruto of the Mokuton; heir to the Senju; natural powerhouse; charismatic leader, and Sasuke of the Sharingan; Uchiha survivor; prodigy; genius. Brothers in all but blood, the 'Unbeatable Duo.' Sometimes, all it takes is a single light to bring you out of the darkness. Finding support in each other, these two will take the Elemental Countries by storm! Good!Sasuke! Naru/Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 162,577 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 7,242 - Follows: 7,340 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Fate - The Einzbern Grail War by Dschehuti reviews
After witnessing the events of the Fifth Grail War and finally realizing the futility of using the tainted Fuyuki Grail, the Einzbern Clan decides to activate a second Greater Grail in the heart of Europe. So begins a most unusual war in which an entirely new cast of seven Masters and seven Servants is plunged into conflict. Will there finally be a winner?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 196,335 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Rin T., Waver V., OC, Arturia Pendragon
Kaleidoscopical by Anju Addams reviews
The Holy Grail can reach across time and pull out heroes. What happens when it pulls a little harder? A series of unconnected oneshots about various Servants from various other franchises. [AU]. (COMPLETED FOR NOW!)
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Complete
Echoes by Kagaseo reviews
AU. A modification of the seal holding back the Kyuubi has surprising consequences. When each choice brings about a new world, what will happen when different possibilities collide? Many Naruto wreaking havoc! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 661,151 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune no Ken: Fist of the Fox by Neon Majestic reviews
He sought to retire his blood-soaked past. He came to a quiet little town intending to do that. But even as he makes friends and learns to laugh and smile again, fate has its own way of telling him that, sometimes, the past won't let you go so easily. High School AU; no ninja jutsu or tailed beasts included. CHAPTERS UNDERGOING REVAMP! CHAPTER 34 REVAMPED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 222 - Words: 1,072,518 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 9,853 - Follows: 7,416 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Morphic by Dragonfree reviews
A group of scientists who have had a little to drink get the not–so–brilliant idea of attempting to create 'Pokémorphs' as described in so many book series, but when they succeed and the news gets out, they are forced to raise the morphs themselves.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,133 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
Fate:Stay Away by The Infamous Man reviews
Ten years after the chaotic events of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Fifth begins. This time eight Masters come together to fight for the Holy Grail. However, due to the meddling of a bored evil spirit, seven Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting. Sequel to Fate:Zero Sense!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,122 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37435 - Favs: 31,882 - Follows: 23,151 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5824 - Favs: 7,584 - Follows: 5,736 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyūbi/Kurama - Complete
YuGiOh! GNext by Anime Master ZERO reviews
Set fifteen years after Jaden's graduation, this story follows the high school life of Mikey Angel, a young beginner who's just starting his life at Duel Academy. New heroes! New stories! Same old card games! A collaboration with Comic Master Alpha.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 218 - Words: 1,173,362 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/4/2008
The Gentry by The Infamous Man reviews
Abandon hope. Discard purity. Become deconstructed. Become one of us...
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Complete
Wait, did that happen before? by Hyp3rB14d3 reviews
Unsatisfied with his life, Uzumaki Naruto decided to start over as a genin. But something went wrong. Now Sasuke seems to have been replaced by Negi Springfield, Sakura is a Power Ranger, and his team's new Jounin is Hibiki Ryouga. Congratulations on breaking reality, Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,620 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Negi S., Chamo
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 1,238 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Fate: Zero Sanity by X the Reaper reviews
The Fourth Holy Grail War has begun. However, Angra Mainyu has decided to replace some of the Servants with more... interesting characters. Now, Servants, old and new, must battle for the Grail in a war unlike no other. Perhaps, for some, fate can be changed. Inspired by The Infamous Man's Fate: Zero Sense. (Now with its own page on TvTropes!)
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 292,963 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Saber, Kirei K., Kariya M. - Complete
An Unsound Body by CSpacian reviews
Several years after the main cast have been in the DWMA a new class has emerged. How shall these people deal with the weird and wacky antics that take place at the academy? OC's accepted.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 206,411 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
Team Seven Half by 001001000110 reviews
Kakashi didn't know that accepting a genin team was much more troublesome than what he originally thought. For Akun50's Unique Power-Ups Challenge. Please, read, enjoy, and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Carnival Frenzy by The Infamous Man reviews
The stories Fate:Zero Sense and Fate:Stay Away are ones of comedy, drama and character development. All brought upon by the simple change of having all the Servants but Saber being a part of modern media. However, let us forget the latter two and let the characters have fun! Join this carnival and leave all seriousness at the door!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,287 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11881 - Favs: 19,910 - Follows: 13,558 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle reviews
Harry hears about love and the power that will defeat Voldemort, and comes to some very strange conclusions. ... ... ... ... ... Harry/Voldemort... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6439 - Favs: 8,041 - Follows: 5,162 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Oyabun by leonardo1123581321 reviews
After failing the graduation exam and getting arrested on false charges, Naruto finds refuge in the least likely place: The Yakuza. Will our favorite, hyperactive, knuckle-headed ninja rule the underworld or will it bring him to his knees? Watch Naruto's life unfold as a gangster in everyone's favorite ninja world! Inspired by: The Sicilian and Confessions of a Yakuza
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 319,672 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Fate:Zero Sense by The Infamous Man reviews
In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,266 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Waver V. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Postnuptial Disagreements by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,727 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - No. 105/Benitsubasa - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,553 - Follows: 857 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 151 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Homeless Boy by LPphreek reviews
AU. Vegeta crash landed on Earth when he was eleven and stayed with the Briefs for months. After his return to Frieza, his stay has a lasting impact on the entire course of their lives. When they are reunited, the past continues shaping their future.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 492,986 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
New Game by Misheard Whisper reviews
What happens to your Pokemon when you press New Game? If you don't transfer them to another game, they might well resent you for it. A sobering look at that New Game button we all take for granted. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by Lord Cain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 229 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankurō - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 211 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 534 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens in Pepper City by Nameless Boast reviews
Following a night of drunken debauchery, Trunks finds a shocking slip of paper in his room. "Marriage License," he says, showing his best friend the sheet. "Trunks Briefs and Goten Son. That's definitely us, alright." *Non-Yaoi. No. Really.*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 321 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 1,026 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 6,398 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter's Revenge by H P Lovecraft by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A Harry Potter story as H. P. Lovecraft would have written it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 6,935 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 8,994 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 388 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,213 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Deus Ex Pokéball by FalconPain reviews
A boy who is uninterested in Pokémon receives one unexpectedly, and it may forever change his opinions about life, Pokémon, and himself... for the worse? Rated T for angsty situations and mild profanity. Features appearances by Arceus and Mewtwo.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,008 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Arceus, Mewtwo - Complete
Legendary Perverts by warai kitsune reviews
One of the things they never point out about the legendary Sannin is that each have these little...quirks. Something that this fic addresses. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo no citrus though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/18/2007
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 861 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Collector by Brian1 reviews
Ash meets a girl named May, and she takes him to her special place.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
To Be A Hero by Engar reviews
Here's a shot at looking through the eyes of the much-maligned Hercule Satan just before the Cell Games. Please, read and review.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 5,687 - Follows: 922 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trunks and Goten Take Over the World by Frozenflower reviews
Vegeta's having a bad day and yells at Trunks. Trunks decides to gain his father's respect by doing something really cool! Roping Goten into the mix, this devilish duo set out to take over the world!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/8/2002 - Trunks, Vegeta