Beastdog
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Joined 04-04-04, id: 565708
Author has written 4 stories for X-Men: Evolution.

Ok, well, my 'little bit' was quite a lot longer than I thought...

I'm Beastdog, and Deucalion, and in some parts of the globe, I'm Jim Dear. But trust me. I'm allll... er... girl. Heh. Woman. Hear me roar.

I like X-men (obviously), Teen Titans... Junk like that. I can't honestly pull the list of things I like right off the top of my head like that, so I'll come back and do more... later.

And now! (since I can't think of anything else to say about myself...) Quotes!

"If I'd had a normal life, I'd quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now. But as I've lead an utterly ridiculous life, I'd have to say that we're apparently surrounded by alternate timeline versions of ourselves." (Nightcrawler, Excalibur #103)

Beast: Your hypothesis would seem correct. Get X-Force, Get Cable.
Strong Guy: Oh Good! Including HBO? And maybe the Disney channel for Rahne... (X-Cutioner's Song)

Cyclops: "What attracts a maverick with a rep like yours to our quiet, little upstate safe house?"
Wolverine: "The scenery, bub. The scenery." (Ultimate X-Men #3)

Jubilee: "Nothing like a little 'scooby-snack' to get a growing mutant through the night." (Generation X/Dracula '98)

Mystique: "Come on boys, let's get out of here before you're invited to a slumber party." (Survival of the Fittest)

"OOC: COMMERCIAL BREAK! Hey, Kids! Do you like your food deep fried! Do you like your lunch full of artifical colors! ARE YOU NUTS OVER SUGAR! If you answered 'yes' for all of the above, come on over to Mickey's Kiddy Barn, where food is just another name for JUNK! Just bug your parents. It's THAT easy, and you know you want to!" -Dejanor

And one of my favorites,
"It's as if Shakespear himself were guiding our hands along a keyboard ouji-board, laughing his ass off at the sap we come up with!"
-Verg

"Why do no evil death rays run on batteries? They always need some precious stone that you can only find in some ancient ruins. I think that says a lot about evil geniuses. You know, maybe, subconsciously, they are overcompensating for something. No female role models perhaps? Hmm..."
-Verg

Kurt: "I'll agree to you staying on the team. But if you ever-"
Brian: "EVER."
Kurt: "Hurt Kitty-"
Brian: "I will without hesitation tear your head off."
Kurt: "And I will spend days mocking it and drawing pictures all over it before teleporting it into the north sea."
Pete: "Well, the urge to go to the little boys room has now left me."
(Excalibur 91)

Kurt: "Aye carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
(Uncanny X-Men 410)

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The guide by kaktusic reviews
Xavier has Scott volunteering for a very unpleasant, demanding task...Warning:some crude toilet humor,some bad language,not for the very squeamish ones.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Scott S./Cyclops, Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Brood X: The Epitome of Evil by fuzzybluelogic reviews
Kurt does battle with the Greatest Evil unleashed in the year 2004.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Raging Beast Boy by Shadow Avenger reviews
UPDATED! Chapter 15 is finally here! AU story. A story of boxing, friendship and sheer brotherhood.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,765 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Beast Boy, Robin
Living the Normal Life by Queequegg reviews
I'm BACK! Kitty & Kurt grow closer as they try to get through their last weeks of high school. It's never easy when you're an XMen: Dealing with natural disaters, powers fritzing, secrets revealed, and don't forget... prom! Kurtty
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,207 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The New Teacher by Agent-G reviews
Peter Parker AKA SpiderMan, has lost his job teaching at his old high school. Now he's got a new teaching job now. At Xavier's. Can he teach there and keep his secret? COMPLETE
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,765 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
I'm Still Here by Xany Kaos reviews
The story of Toad's past, his life in the orphanage, how he learned martial arts, met the one person who ever cared about him, fell in with Magneto, and most importantly of all...how he got that earring! Well, no, prolly not the latter. But still. I pr
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Toad
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
From the Wreckage by RyokoJesseandFiend reviews
BBrae oneshot. some StarRob. Fluff. Raven can't sleep because of the loud storm outside. Enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Comatose: Original by Susilo reviews
[RaeBB] Some people believe that those in a coma can hear everything around them. Beast Boy finds out that it's true the hard way. His situation alows him to realize just how imortant he is to those around him. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Last Temptation of Alfred by David Hines reviews
At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/12/2004
The Big Brotherhood Program by Idiosylph reviews
When Mystique and Toad from the X-Men Movieverse wind up in Evo-verse, what do they do? Why adopt the hapless Brotherhood, of course! Ch. 7 Added!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Circle of Death by Beaubier reviews
Iceman, Nightcrawler, Archangel, Husk, Northstar, and Havok all need a break from the Chuck Austen induced drama. A drinking game ensues! Strong language, and lots of alcohol, be warned.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2003
Just The Way You Are by Scribbler reviews
The AU Machine has been cranked into overdrive. Various snippets featuring Kurt meeting lots of different people in lots of different universes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
So Into You by InterNutter reviews
Kurt and Kitty swap bodies for a day. Rated for genderbending and references to nudity. Completed fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete
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Snippets reviews
Small snippets of things I have begun and either don't plan to finish, or I haven't had time to work on them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
The Devil May Actually Care reviews
Kinda AU. Kurt's father Azazel comes looking for him. Plan is hatched! Rated for some language.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 10/1/2004
Finding Damon reviews
A new mutie comes to the institute and she has a special intrest in Kurt, but its not what you think. KurtKitty OroroLogan RogueEvan
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,484 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
W,M,K2 and the FT reviews
A team of theives try to rob the institute, mayhem insues...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/12/2004