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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 223,682 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,120 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
Regular Day in Olympus by LunarScorpion reviews
A series of one shots of a typical day in Olympus. it's mainly Poseidon and Athena arguing because i think it's funny. and there's other random stuff thrown in.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,756 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Alright, Evans? by breezieair reviews
James Potter. Mr. Immature, Mr. Gross, Mr. Pervert,… Mr. I-want-to-lick-melted-chocolate-off-your-Quidditch-toned-golden-six-pack-and-watch-you-moan-WHAT! No. No. No. This is why going to Quidditch games is bad for your soul. It makes you pervy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,301 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32476 - Favs: 19,376 - Follows: 15,743 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Then There Were Two by Iggycat reviews
A compilation of short stories centered around a stingy Brit and heroic American. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,364 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
C'est La Vie by Veinne reviews
'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Flight of the Valkyrie by CelticFeather reviews
As the icy talons of the Red Army curl around eastern Europe in 1944, Nazi Party member Gilbert Beilschmidt finds himself working as an SS guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp with his brother. There he encounters a foolishly defiant Hungarian prisoner named Elizabeta, who slowly threatens to change his views. But their actions may prove hazardous.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,469 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Hungary, Prussia] Germany, Poland - Complete
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
Shenanigans by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred is turned into a cat and is taken in by Russia, who has no idea his cat is actually a fellow nation. Alfred then destroys Ivan's furniture. Comedy ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,799 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
From Him by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Here are the facts: Percy's in love with his best friend. She doesn't know. He writes her anonymous messages in the bimonthly newspaper. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 10545 - Favs: 9,036 - Follows: 8,208 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Illusion by IndigoProphecy reviews
Artemis and Holly clarify the blurred lines defining reality from fantasy. In a world of twisted time, abandoned families and broken boys, the deepest truths are often no different from a figment of imagination. Everything is not as it seems.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 4,292 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My SomeWhat Sucky School Year with Travis Stoll by RedVinesGirl11 reviews
Katie was looking forward to a quiet year away from camp. Getting to know her dad better, avoiding her step mother, and attempting to keep up with the foreign idea of high school were all included on her check-list for this year. With the occasional expected monster and some hardcore homework, what could go wrong? So why did Travis Stoll have to ruin everything? *Being Rewritten*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,750 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Connor S., Travis S., Katie G.
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Artemis Fowl by Sherlock Emrys reviews
The Artemis Fowl archive is dying. Badfic authors, with a heinous disregard for canon, are polluting it with cliches and Mary Sues. So a school was set up, to educate these writers in the art of literature. Applications currently closed. ON HIATUS sorry. Expect updates when you don't.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,290 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Artemis F., Butler
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
The Fourth Crimson Sky by honeylake reviews
James was vaguely aware that the sky outside his window produced a bright crimson. He could have thought of blood. He could have thought of the fate right before him. His last thought, at the end, was of Lily's smile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,994 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
That Which We Call by greenconverses reviews
What kind of mother names their baby demigod Pandora? Sally Jackson does, apparently. Percy and Annabeth friendship. AU, genderswap.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Peeta Mellark, Facebook Stalker by InLoveWithAFictionalCharacter7 reviews
Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,651 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,596 - Reviews: 5629 - Favs: 10,982 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Things That Drew Shouldn't Do by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
The bratty daughter of Aphrodite, also known as Drew, thinks that she's perfect. But is she? Yeah right. There are some things that she shouldn't do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Drew T., Annabeth C.
75 Games, 75 Drabbles by Jazzy Pseudonym reviews
There were 75 Hunger Games before Katniss Everdeen changed everything. Now, there will be 75 drabbles, one for each. Each story is only 100 words. BONUS, Drabble 76:The crowd wants my death, they want justice. It's unfair, but I can still smile. Through my death, so many others will live.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 76 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Other tributes, Katniss E. - Complete
The Switch by bubbly chick reviews
Katie and Travis's constant fighting led a mischevious daughter of Hecate to cast a curse on them to allow them to fully understand one another: to switch lives. Travis becomes the stern,complex son of Demeter and Katie is the immature daughter of Hermes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
Something Old and Something New by Senorita Sassybuns reviews
My attempt at a 100 drabbles each 150 words, but eventually merging into once-shots. Chapters about everything from post DH to back when Harry was a wee tike. Rated T for safeety, but will most likely by more toward the K area
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 30,649 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Lawyer, the Engineer, and the Redhead by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Thalia's working at Dare Enterprises and guess who she keeps running into? That's right, her ex-boyfriend Nico and his annoying little redheaded girlfriend. Sequel to "Aphrodite's Summer Plans".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A.
If Demigods had iPhones by DorkyConverse reviews
What if Demigods had iPhones? They would be texting eachother a lot. But they never heard of "Auto correct". Join the gang in this funny story about the messed up conversations, twisted sayings, and hilarious auto corrects. Rated T for mature language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011
Percy's Incredibly Stupid Sequel by Olympian876 reviews
Percy's back. But instead with a sequel! Yeah! Read it! Please
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Percy J.
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Rats and Phobias by chasingjackson reviews
Yes, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, the girl who looked at the Lord of Titans in the eye and threw a hairbrush at him when she was fourteen is scared of rats.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Of Shocks and Seashells by iftheworldwasonfire reviews
This is a series of one-shots about Percy and Thalia. Not really Perlia,more friendship, but it could be taken as being Perlia if you want to. Retells some scenes from the books and some scenes I made up. Rated T just in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 51,814 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Olympus by Regardless1604 reviews
The Olympians, along with their children, are tired of being put into terrible fanfiction. Now these badfic writers and rabid fanbrats will learn their lesson—the hard way. Never will they think of fanfiction the same way. DISCONTINUED.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,171 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
19 Years Of Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
Filling in the 19 years J.K. skipped over, except... on Facebook! Sequel to "Harry Potter Got a Facebook."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011
Attack of the MarySues! by karabell-karaboo723 reviews
REPOST It's every bad Harry Potter fic you've ever read. Reading the books, Ebony, American Transfer students, Harry's siter, abudant OOCness and more. Dont like cruel parodies? Well don't read this. WARNING- This may destroy all faith left in hummanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,593 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Mary Sues and Murder by TheNeonNinja reviews
A new Mary Sue has entered the PJO universe. What will Percy and friends do? Hopefully not destroy everything! First PJO fic! Changed rating to T just to be safe
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,550 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Cooking with Enoby by FallenHero93 reviews
A oneshot based on My Immortal - a cooking show with Enoby, Draco and Vampire, where they prove their talent at cooking a very goffik recipe, manipulating Volxemort and torturing preps. Guaranteed to make your mouth water!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
NO NICO, I DON'T! by a-study-in-starkid reviews
Nico wants to know everything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Skirting Around a Scot by Molly Raesly reviews
Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,288 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
Punishment by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
When the Olympians start acting like children, they're going to be treated like children. Join the Olympians as they embark on their craziest, most annoying, and strangest punishment ever; high school.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
To Kill a Mary Sue by Qu0thTheRavenNeverm0re reviews
Aria Snape, a devious Mary Sue, has been released in Hogwarts and is running around turning everyone frightfully OOC. Now, a young fanfiction author must stop her before it is too late! T for language. ALL DONE! Sequel is out, my friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Leaving Harry by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
Sixteen years ago, Petunia Dursley found an unexpected bundle on her front doorstep. Find out what happens when she has to leave him behind. Sequel to 'Remember My Last'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by Bella Kundu reviews
Follow Mssrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs during their Hogwarts years through friendship and love and well-managed mischief. Because the Marauders deserve to be defined by how they lived, not how they died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Marauders
The Fangirls Must Die by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have discovered fanfiction on the internet... Well this can't be good...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Everything a Child of Hermes Needs to Know by ExplodingSkies reviews
When Travis and Connor turn 15, their dad gives them a book on how to and when to prank. They use it to cause havoc all over camp, from Ares' missing their armor, and Athena cabin being infested with real and fake spiders. Hillarity will follow.Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,661 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Remember My Last by Untiltheveryend7 reviews
Ever wondered how Petunia reacted when she recieved the letter that fateful morning? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Did I Get Myself Into? by SugoiAsian reviews
It all starts with a mission, involving a mischievous demigod and a goody-two shoes, to find PERCY JACKSON. Romance blossoms, EVIL SURFACES, unprepared State Farm agents, and an ADHD GAEA! Join Katie and Travis on this fun-packed, action filled adventure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
A Spark and a Flash by Burst.ofSILENCE reviews
A collection of Luke/Thalia drabbles. The son of Hermes and the daughter of Zeus, back when they were still on the run and their world didn't revolve around anything beyond each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Luke C., Thalia G.] - Complete
Harry Potter Got a Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
What if everyone in the world of Harry Potter got a Facebook? Summarizing the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
PJO and the Discovery of FanFiction by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
Five years after TLH, the PJO and TLH characters discover a little website called Fan Fiction ...and they don't like what they see!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Demigod Angst by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
"I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why. I'm gonna take it out on people I like!" Parody of "Wizard Angst". Purposely OOC, meant purely for humor. T for cursing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jason G., Leo V.
Discovering FanFiction by I brake for nobody reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Travis and Katie were staring disgustingly at the computer screen. "What the hell is this crap?" They discover a little website called FanFiction and they don't like what they see. It's a parody
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Grim Grinning Ghost by iTorchic reviews
Alfred wakes up to find an unlikely surprise waiting for him. Meanwhile, Arthur recieves a very disturbing and worrying phone call, promptly leading him to Alfred's apartment in DC. Who's hiding in his closet? Who killed Alfred? Rated T. 3-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The PJO and JB war! by Anastasia Laurels reviews
Funny story...My brother gave me this idea! This is my FAVORITE story! Do NOT click if you love Justin Beiber! Really, DON'T! Rated T for aggresiveness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Nico VS Technology by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots where Nico is caught off-guard with the new technology of the 21st century. Since he was born before WW2, there are a lot of gadgets that he doesn't know about, from laptops to 3D movies to iTouchs! Last chapter is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
The Good Wife by livingondaydreams reviews
Who thinks Hera needs some love? No one? Okay then. :: A series of drabbles that will change that. Third in the Perspective series. R&R! Fourteen: Proud
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Hera - Complete
Touch by little red cardigan reviews
Annabeth pretends, Percy lies, and Thalia is oblivious to it all. Nominated for the Phoenix Awards 2013 - Romance
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Confessions of a Slightly Inebriated Wine God by livingondaydreams reviews
A series of drabbles about everyone's favorite camp director. Second in the Perspective series. Fifteen: Bacchic R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Dionysus - Complete
Traitor, Traitor, Pumpkin Hater by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"Thalia was the only one to notice the twitch of the finger, the slight curl of a grin, the miniscule movements that signified that it was on." What if Thalia did go with Luke in TTC? AU Thuke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Thalia G., Luke C.
Spawn of Saturn by anaklusmos1 reviews
Stephanie thought she was your relativley average teenager. But she was far from the truth. Taken to Camp Half-Blood, she soon learns that she will never fit in because of her father. But who will she choose: The gods or the titans?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,446 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kronos, Apollo
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Severus by Molly Raesly reviews
Seven canon chapters about how James and Lily happened and how Severus Snape happened around them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,754 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eight Days and Fifty Five Minutes by little red cardigan reviews
Percy has exactly nine days to take back what was once his.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Therapy Sucks For Everyone by golden perfection reviews
Nico, Thalia, Annabeth, Percy and Grover have been commiting crimes and attacking Luke was one of them. When the police come and break up the fight,they send them to therapy for insanity. Turns out therapy sucks,for everyone. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
Percy's Incredibly Stupid Adventures by Olympian876 reviews
Percy knows that he is a famous book character. Grover is a shy, childish satyr. Annabeth is still a hot bookworm. He now has his own Facebook page. Going overboard? Hell ya. Over 200 reviews! W00t!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Percy J.
No Room In Hell by ArixaBell reviews
Zombies are overtaking the world. When enough citizens become the flesh-hungry undead, so too does their nation. The remaining nations have taken protecting their land from the zombies into their own hands. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Some Kiss by curiosity-driven reviews
When Ryan kissed Annabeth just about everything changed. But Percy then ran away, and Ryan got Annabeth just like he wanted. Percy comes back with a new sister and the will to fight for her. It wasn't just some kiss, it started something much bigger.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,422 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Revenge of the MarySues by karabell-karaboo723 reviews
The Sues are still around and worse than ever. Harry, Ron, and Draco must now save the entire world of Fan Fiction from this menace. They will encounter OOCs, Mary Sues and more. Sequel to Attack of the Mary Sues. This may cause a loss of faith in mankind
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Everybody Hates Hades by livingondaydreams reviews
A collection of drabbles about Hades. The first in the Perspective series. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hades - Complete
I'm Staying With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
next after 'I'm Sticking With You' but you don't have to read that to understand this. Lily spends part of her summer with the Potters and Sirius after she decides she can't take arguing with her sister anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,897 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Correspondence by crackberries reviews
For a change, Canada visits Prussia, and for a change, everyone notices him. Unfortunately, 'vacation' and 'relaxation' have never gone hand in hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,001 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Hostage by Molly Raesly reviews
His breath was coming out in forced pants every second. His entire body was shaking and covered in a sheen of sweat. His teeth were chattering in his mouth as his fingertips rattled uncontrollably at his side. James had never been tortured before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P. - Complete
Don't Call Me That by Molly Raesly reviews
A series of drabbles between Lily and James that I decided to write because I wanted to be self-indulgent one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Amortentia by Molly Raesly reviews
Falling in love is merely realizing that you are already in it. And vice versa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Truth by Croutonic Sarcasm reviews
A boggart is let loose in the World Conference meeting! Facing fears is harder than the nations realize, and winning against them almost impossible, especially for England. T for Turkey's mouth and kissing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2011 - America - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2534 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Leo Doesn't Give Up by BadgerInMySoup reviews
And eventually wins the girl of his dreams. Thalia/Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Drunk Owling by narbiglarb reviews
A collection of letters Harry receives in the middle of the night from intoxicated people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter I: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Bromance by narbiglarb reviews
Shang likes Ping. But Ping is a guy, right?
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Shang, Mulan - Complete
Those Are Some Irresistible Trousers by narbiglarb reviews
Draco sends a letter to Harry while absolutely intoxicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Infinite Tomorrow by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
Seven vignettes from Thalia Grace's life, from first kiss to turning into a tree. Thuke-centric. Written for Theia 47's Picture Challenge on Veritaville.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Harry Potter Sucks by narbiglarb reviews
He's also an irritating cabbage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort Sucks by narbiglarb reviews
He's also a jerk
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crushed by Car reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Allies and the Mysterious Ticking Noise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
What IS that mysterious ticking noise, fellow Allies? Say, it is kind of catchy. Parodied Potter Puppet Pals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
VASH ZWINGLI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Switzerland - Complete
Hair Flip by potato4 reviews
In which Draco Malfoy attempts the Justin Bieber hair-flip to impress Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pregnant by Molly Raesly reviews
The final chapter of Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
Someone is Checking You Out! by Car reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8526 - Favs: 17,959 - Follows: 7,366 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Roses Are Red by ArixaBell reviews
England and Russia both want America. Russia's attempts to copy England's wooing methods leave something to be desired.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
This Could Be The Start Of Something Big by ArixaBell reviews
Sequel to Three Little Words. The new couple gives dating a try. DenAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/28/2010 - America, Denmark - Complete
Bogeyman by IlluminatedShadow reviews
But it’s this young blond nation, battered and bruised with eyes that glow with pride and anger and sorrow, that scares him the most. This is his bogeyman. And Germany closes his eyes. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
America's Loyalty Test by ArixaBell reviews
America decides to test England's fidelity. Apparently he doesn't care whose reputation he ruins.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Three Little Words by ArixaBell reviews
America says those three little words. To the wrong person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/12/2010 - America, Denmark - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Revenge by Molly Raesly reviews
A thought that made the monster inside Lily’s chest roar with triumph. He needed to be repaid for the constant harassment, pranking, date offers, and overall big headedness. She needed revenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,985 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 633 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Like Clockwork Springs by Mooncatcher reviews
It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Letter J by Molly Raesly reviews
I don’t get jealous. But why am I so jealous?” She paused to catch her breath. Then, looking back down at the ground, Lily continued, “And why is the letter “J” stalking me like a bloody ghost?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tell Her This by Molly Raesly reviews
James has always loved Lily, but when he sees her alone in the Common Room crying, he can't comfort her, even though he desperately wants to. In fact, he can't seem to be able to tell her anything at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P. - Complete
Epiphany by Molly Raesly reviews
Lily brought her hand up to her mouth. “Oh, Merlin,” she breathed, collapsing to the ground against a wall and subconsciously sticking her head between her knees. “I like James Potter.” It hit her like an epiphany.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Spin by Molly Raesly reviews
As the bottle started to slow down, Lily silently willed it to land on anyone except for her. Its speed was decreasing by the second, and Lily saw it heading in her direction. She was about to offer her first born child up to Merlin when it stopped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
IDK My BFF England by ai-08 reviews
I hope you know that when all the polar bears DIE it’ll have been entirely your fault, you prat. silly, pointless, slight USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by juhninja reviews
Hogwarts is a school where people draw crude pictures onto sleeping kids, Hermione likes cereal, Malfoy's a jerk but that's not new, things are licked that shouldn't, Dumbledore has certain tricks, Ron likes bubbles, and a whole lot more. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 1,290 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
BACK TO THE FUTURE 2! by yolapeoples reviews
After returning to his own time, Harry thinks that everything has returned to normal... that is until Sirius appears while Harry and Ginny are walking together by the lake! Leaving Ginny in the past, Harry embarks on another aventure! Begins in HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Tales of Two Snakes by Flamepaw reviews
Who doesn't love George and Martha? I think we need more of then, so I wrote some side stories about their going ons! Please Read and Review! George would also like some rats.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermes - Complete
Thalia The Hunter by Jason Strong reviews
Thalia is a hunter. She has hunter friends...and enemies. But when she finds she must rescue Annabeth, and find her new little brother, what is she to do? She deals with murder, that of hers, and her brother's, who may turn to the Kronos's side.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,271 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Dear Harry, You're an Idiot! Love, Ginny by mebmarker reviews
Ginny Weasley is entirely smitten with the famous Harry Potter, whom she's never actually spoken too... But she holds on to her "pathetic school girl crush" until Harry finally figures that he loves her too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet by Molly Raesly reviews
James is entering his seventh year at Hogwarts. He has it all-three best friends, amazing Quidditch abilities, top grades, and good looks. Naturally, all girls love him, well, almost. A story of jokes, inappropriate comments, and stupid boys who are sweet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,097 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
BACK TO THE FUTURE! by yolapeoples reviews
Harry has just found the mirror Sirius gave him and hopes to communicate with his dead godfather once more, but what happens when the mirror transports him back to 1977 and he runs into the teenager Marauders? Complete chaos, that's what! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mary Fabulous by confessions.of.katijane reviews
Katie Bell is a completely content, fabulous seventh year until she discovers that the something or someone she's lacking is about to be taken by a Mary Sue, and now Katie's out to battle the bunnies, frills, & oh my goshs to win the one she loves!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,664 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Katie B., Fred W.
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
SUEvivor by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ten Mary Sues...Nine challenges...one winner...Who will be The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary Sue? Read Suevivor and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Secrets in the Room of Requirement by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a tedious fight, Lily and James find themselves twenty years into the future. A new side of James is revealed, James swears he's been cloned, and Harry's own life is put into jeopardy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,715 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
SUE WARS by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Mary Sues invade Hogwarts and the girls fight back. Better then it sounds. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Whose line is it anyway? by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Join young Severus, James, Remus,Sirius, and meas the host for another Harry Potter Whose Line Is It Anyway fic! PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HEY LOOK! SNAPE VIGNETTES! by Sarah Noble reviews
For some reason, you wanted them, and for still another reason, you asked for them. More vignettes of the Man himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Severus S.
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
SNAPE VIGNETTES VOLUME FIVE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Tribunal of the missing tape and an online adventure for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Black shnoogles Lupin and Draco gets a part-time job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Sirius B.
Kill the Fangirls, the game by Space-Weazel reviews
Rated R for language and mass killing. A humorous game I made so I could kill fangirls, squee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
Frontline Interviews by Sarah Noble reviews
Interviews with Hogwarts' most fascinating (or disturbed) residents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
Snape Vignettes VOLUME THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Yet more fun from the Man with the Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
Harry Potter & the Amorae Potion by Jiffer reviews
(DEAD) After accidently drinking a Love Potion, Harry finds that there's more to fear in life then just Voldermort as all the females in Hogwarts begin to fall head over heels in love with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
NEW! CHRISTMAS SNAPE VIGNETTES! by Sarah Noble reviews
The third installment of Snape Vignettes...now with a fun Christmasy aftertaste!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Severus S.
Yet More Snape Vignettes! by Sarah Noble reviews
Deranged minds asked for them, deranged minds got them! Living proof that Snape can write a fanfiction, and Remus Lupin is after my blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS: BOOK TWO! by Sarah Noble reviews
Sequel to the first SDOH. Read all about the tortured love lives and wardrobes of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Snape Vignettes- by Sarah Noble reviews
This is a collection of vignettes all about my man Severus Snape, who deserves nothing less than to have horribly dumb (but thankfully short) fanfiction about him. These are bite-sized, prepackaged, ready-to-own stories to assist your smiley times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Severus S.