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Joined 04-14-14, id: 5661188, Profile Updated: 10-01-16
Author has written 5 stories for Pokémon, Minecraft, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Update 27.9.2016: I've made my mistakes. Trust me that I never said I don't know why some call me terrible.

Phrases I never thought I'd say:

Steam locomotives don't have sex drives.

Thomas, you're already over a century old, when you make promises bloody well keep them.

More to come.

Harry's ditzyness is one of the most destructive forces in the universe. Don't believe UrdnotDoug? Think about it:

1. If Harry hadn't mucked around with that button in The Ark in Space the TARDIS would never have ended up on Nerva.
2. If they never ended up on Nerva the Time Lords couldn't have kidnapped them on the transmat.
3. If the Time Lords never kidnapped them then Genesis of the Daleks wouldn't have happened and the Time War would never started.

In short: The Time War is all Harry Sullivan's fault.

If you would rather read fanfiction than watch half of the garbage on TV these days, copy and past this into your profile.

About Me:

I'm a fourteen year old cat/dragon mix who uses a metric butt ton of names on the Internet. If you want to know what I look like, take a dragon, remove its wings, and add a cat's tail & fur. Oh yeah, and make the body human shaped. (Don't worry, I am 100% not otherkin!) Also, The Sims is why I get up in the morning.

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Two Rats in a Maze by DarthJosef reviews
Chell is surprised when a man in a blue box appears in a test chamber at Aperture Laboratories
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Adventures of Thomas by Iscreamer1 reviews
Based on Shane Acker's WWII movie, Thomas befriends a lonely pre-teen boy named Christopher who wishes to reconnect with his father. Made for the 70th anniversary of the second book in the Railway Series. *on hiatus*
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon
Alternate Reality by thekyuubivixen reviews
Shadow had never been so confused in his life. Tails painfully shy? Knuckles apathetic toward the Master Emerald? Sonic...less pleasurable to be around than normal? Shadow expected a lot of things waking up from his concussion induced sleep...this was not one of them. Rated T for language.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 192,476 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow - Complete
Frozen Hearts by Red Witch reviews
When another human is found in Ooo, little does anyone know that it is just the beginning of a series of events that will change everything. Ooo will have to deal with war, the return of a lost love, the wrath of a magic crown and penguins if it is to survive.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 178,341 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Ice King, The Crown, Betty - Complete
Gravity Falls Falls by CrazyChick9091 reviews
The Doctor finds himself in a place he wants nothing to do with, but the TARDIS refuses to leave. The Pines twins discover that the sudden arrival of a mysterious alien foreshadows the doom of Gravity Falls.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Dipper P., Mabel P.
The Thick Of Who by Angry2pancakes33 reviews
Malcolm Tucker has been assigned to spin for a very reluctant Doctor. (Eleventh Doctor)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Malcolm T.
Minecraft is Magic - Team Hostile by MyLittleMuffinZ reviews
After the chain of events in 'Power is Magic'; where Equestria is seemingly put into chaos by Discord and Pastel, Pastel decides to take a break and play Minecraft. WARNING THIS FANFIC UPDATES RANDOMLY
Crossover - Minecraft & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013
Harry potter: World's shortest Fanfic by Tremor230 reviews
I bet that I can write the World's shortest fanfiction (A/Ns not included in the measurement) do you think you can beat me? then try, I dare you. Note: should this go against the site's rules please tell me, I will remove it. Waiting for challengers, you can't beat me, Created just to play with the "Short chapters" complain in the reviews, don't take this seriously, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Nightmare Engine by Hephestus reviews
After a harrowing battle with the Changelings, Twilight Sparkle is looking forward to a little rest and relaxation as Canterlot rebuilds. However, all her plans are thrown out the window when The Doctor makes a surprise appearance. All is not well as a mysterious force spreads fear and paranoia amongst the shaken populace. Can The Doctor and Twilight stop The Victor?
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor
Inner Demons by SapphireLibra3 reviews
On her twenty-first birthday, Twilight Sparkle comes across an ancient prophesy which starts a downward spiral into darkness. Will her friends be able to rescue both Twilight AND Equestria from the monster within? Will their friendship survive? Warning: This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,754 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applebloom - Complete
Doom: Repercussions of Evil Mark II by MondoCool reviews
John Stalvern's story, rewritten.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
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The Time Percy Went to America reviews
Percy spent nearly a hundred and twenty years of his life in the UK, he doesn't anticipate potentially being dropped off at an American scrapyard. He gets better by getting a job with a nearby railroad.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Percy
A Long Visit to Barry
Western Region no 2873 is sent to Wales, never to come back. There might be errors, I couldn't find any info on 2873 itself. Oneshot for now.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2016 - OC - Complete
As The World Gives
As the world gives, it takes away. Whether it be the shadowy blanket of nightfall or the normalcy of life. Some lessons simply need to be learned, whether it be by choice or not. As he opens his mind, he will see the last refuges of his life are in the past. This will be war, nay, survival.
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,840 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 5/15/2016
Rescue Team Chaotix
The Chaotix are a team of five: Knuckles, Espio, Vector, Charmy, and Mighty. However. not all is well, as one by one the Chaotix wind up in the World of Pokémon. Now, it's up to them to guard the rest of the fabled Time Stones and return what was taken unjustly from the people of the world. They are here to do what's right, even if it costs them greatly. Extreme AU.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,075 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Espio, Mighty] Growlithe/Gardie, Knuckles
Somebody That's New
Well, this is a bit strange, isn't it? Splotches of my bone are exposed, mostly on my face, where a muzzle is where there was one before. This is honestly a little hard to type, so I'll leave it at that. Ninetales, man, you gotta hate them.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Eevee/Eievui, Ninetales/Kyukon