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Joined 04-14-14, id: 5661188, Profile Updated: 09-08-14
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, My Little Pony, Pokémon, and Gravity Falls.

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Hey, there. I mostly do The Adventures series but sometimes I do things like oneshots. and compilations.

--Information About Me--

Excerpt from a future story:
Hi, my name is Jeremy Tyler Salisbury, I think. I don't really remember. What I do remember, however, is that I'm 15, I like to create, and I'm the reason you're here reading this right now. It's my story, and I think you might enjoy.

There needs to be more War Doctor stories. NEEDS.

I say The Final Game is canon, but Three regenerated at the end of Planet of The Spiders.

Fandoms: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Scrubs, and SimCity. (Is that possible?)

Favourite Software:
Firefox 3.6
Windows 98FE/2000
Sharpenviro
iTunes 10.7

I think the Doctor/Derpy combo is overdone, and so is the whole "Oh, they made a 10 second cameo with a pony who may or may not be the Doctor, better make him the Doctor, and better pair him up with Derpy." It just rustles my jimmies. So, my series won't do that. Time Turner is a seperate character, and Derpy will have never met the Doctor, if I take him to Equestria.

The two things that make me so angry I could just rip the head off a child's stuffed bear while she's watching:

Angry Birds (any of them or the clones) and YouTube WMM Lyric Videos.

Harry's ditzyness is one of the most destructive forces in the universe. Don't believe UrdnotDoug? Think about it:

1. If Harry hadn't mucked around with that button in The Ark in Space the TARDIS would never have ended up on Nerva.
2. If they never ended up on Nerva the Time Lords couldn't have kidnapped them on the transmat.
3. If the Time Lords never kidnapped them then Genesis of the Daleks wouldn't have happened and the Time War would never started.

In short: The Time War is all Harry Sullivan's fault.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would rather read fanfiction than watch half of the garbage on TV these days, copy and past this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in the possibility that not everything that's real can be seen physically, then copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Your OTP is doing it on your bed. Your sixth GIF in your folder is your reaction: Paul McCartney sitting on the floor with the caption "My body is ready."

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The Thick Of Who by Angry2pancakes33 reviews
Malcolm Tucker has been assigned to spin for a very reluctant Doctor. (Eleventh Doctor)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Malcolm T.
Two Rats in a Maze by DarthJosef reviews
Chell is surprised when a man in a blue box appears in a test chamber at Aperture Laboratories
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Frozen Hearts by Red Witch reviews
When another human is found in Ooo, little does anyone know that it is just the beginning of a series of events that will change everything. Ooo will have to deal with war, the return of a lost love, the wrath of a magic crown and penguins if it is to survive.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 180,077 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Ice King, The Crown, Betty - Complete
The Lord of Time and Space by WinterFrost15 reviews
The Fifth and Eleventh Doctors, along with some of their other selves, are stranded on a deserted island after the TARDIS mysteriously crashes. They must fight to survive the dangers this island has in store for them. . .but nothing will be able to save them from the danger that they begin to realize lives within themselves. (Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - 5th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W.
Minecraft is Magic - Team Hostile by MyLittleMuffinZ reviews
After the chain of events in 'Power is Magic'; where Equestria is seemingly put into chaos by Discord and Pastel, Pastel decides to take a break and play Minecraft. WARNING THIS FANFIC UPDATES RANDOMLY
Crossover - Minecraft & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013
The Nightmare Engine by Hephestus reviews
After a harrowing battle with the Changelings, Twilight Sparkle is looking forward to a little rest and relaxation as Canterlot rebuilds. However, all her plans are thrown out the window when The Doctor makes a surprise appearance. All is not well as a mysterious force spreads fear and paranoia amongst the shaken populace. Can The Doctor and Twilight stop The Victor?
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 10th Doctor
Inner Demons by SapphireLibra3 reviews
On her twenty-first birthday, Twilight Sparkle comes across an ancient prophesy which starts a downward spiral into darkness. Will her friends be able to rescue both Twilight AND Equestria from the monster within? Will their friendship survive? Warning: This story is NOT for the faint of heart.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,754 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applebloom - Complete
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Somebody That's New
Well, this is a bit strange, isn't it? Splotches of my bone are exposed, mostly on my face, where a muzzle is where there was one before. This is honestly a little hard to type, so I'll leave it at that. Fucking Ninetales.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9 - Eevee/Eievui, Ninetales/Kyukon
The Adventures in Space, Time, and Realites
Good God, finally. The main entry. Just as things were about to get a bit normal for Equestria, a strange mare who looks exactly like a fictional character and someone who appears to be her SO appears in a 1939 Metropolitan Police Box, vowing to keep the place safe. Then, later down on the road, he leaves for various reasons. M for language and some nudity. HIATUS
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,921 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014 - OC, 2nd Doctor
The Adventures in Space, Time and Realites - Series 0 - The Four
In this prequel to my first series, coming late 2014, four young aspiring musicians go through life, and not all of it is as normal as a day with the Princesses. WARNINGS: Swearing beyond "hay, or buck," and mild violence. Lots of OCs, mostly on the MLP side. HIATUS
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - 2nd Doctor, OC, Twilight Sparkle, OC
Rap Battles - Adventures Series! reviews
SO, I was bored, and decided "why not?" There will be borrowed lyrics.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - OC, Robbie