Do Me Malfoy
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Joined 04-05-04, id: 566536
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hellooo, my name is Alisha but I like to be called Diana here on FF.net. I'm 15 years old and a freshman in high school. I absolutely adore the Harry Potter series and I enjoy reading and writing HP fanfics, duh. I have several works in progress and even some that have not been put out in public yet on FF.net. I hope you enjoy my fanfics! I appreciate reviews so much, they really encourage me to keep going :)

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That Loser by Siriusly Odd reviews
What if Hermione had an afro? What if Ron never cleaned the dirt off his nose when he first met Harry? What if there was a reason for the red cape found on early covers of the HP books? And what if Harry really was that much of a loser?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 232,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
From the Notebooks of Hermione by SpellBound05 reviews
HHr & DG. An account of the trio's sixth year through Hermione's words in her journal. Will she discover feelings for Harry that reach out more than just friendship? With every great adventure comes an even greater story. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,522 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Thirty Days and Counting by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Harry is sick and tired of Ron pining over Hermione and not doing anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands and gives Ron two options...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,012 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Just Physical by puedo ir el bano reviews
Ginny finds Draco in the Prefects Bathroom with a bit of a problem, and decides to help him out. Let the smut begin! DG sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Metamorphosis by ink obsessed reviews
Ginny is hopelessly and invisibly in love with Harry. Across Hogwarts, Draco has found himself strangely lustful of a certain female Weasley … and thru an interesting display of kinky magic, they of course discover their mutual attraction and much more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3065 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Valentine Schmalentine reviews
Can secret valentines ruin everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
Always There For You reviews
Hearts are broken, tears are shed, and Draco Malfoy wants to snog a certain Head Girl named Hermione senseless. The problem? She's going out with Ron. But not if Draco can help it. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004
Revenge Gone Totally Wrong reviews
Draco's lands the trio in detention...AGAIN. This time, they aren't letting him slip by so easily! Harry suggests shipping him off first-class to Voldemort, leopard print thongs, unknown snoggers, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/13/2004