Miss Malice
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Joined 04-08-01, id: 56669
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lawrence of Arabia, Discworld, and Misc. Movies.
Still a scatterbrain, an airhead, a lazy perfectionist & a hopeless romantic; have upgraded from angst addict to shameless lover of happy endings, rare things that they are. Writing still happens & will eventually find way here.
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Resistance by dreamingfate reviews
Alcohol - the great romantic lubricant. A heated, passionate one-night-stand develops into something more... Complete; Gintoki x Hijikata/Hijikata x Gintoki. Explicit yaoi.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T. - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Clockwork Silence by Raskol reviews
Giftfic; animeverse. The war is doing terrible things to all of them. Roy, Kimbley, and the slow spiral down. Roy/Kimbley.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Roy M., Kimbley - Complete
Sacrifice by Ariana Lussier reviews
What could King Balor have been thinking, when Prince Nuada reappeared after so long in exile? This is a one-shot, stream of consciousness story from Balor's point of view.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2008 - King Balor, Prince Nuada - Complete
Shunsui vs Stark by MufflestheMighty reviews
Both super powerful and super lazy. What will happen between this battle of the sleepies.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Shunsui K. - Complete
An Awkward Conversation by Raikune reviews
Very slight Stark/Lilinette. Lilinette wonders exactly which side they're fighting on.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2008 - C. Stark, Lilinette - Complete
Moments by Nike Femme reviews
How and why does Okita Souji love Hijikata Toshizuo?
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006
Reasons by Roadstergal reviews
A gapfiller for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Mild slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
ghost stories by little lady d reviews
[rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead] a vanitas still life, of sorts, with conversation.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Earthbound by Tango1 reviews
Christine finds beauty in the darkness, at a price. How much would you suffer to be happy? What would you give up so that someone you love could be happy? And would it be worth it?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
Gunslinger by Elspeth1 reviews
Out on the frontier, the line between justice and vengeance can grow as fine as the line between right and wrong—or between friendship and love. It’s a long road from Dodge to Tombstone.
Tombstone - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Lost by Lady Awesomepants reviews
She never thought she would miss him.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2005
She Left Me Too by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Trillian left her own daughter, Random, because Random could never give her what she really wanted. Trillian left Zaphod, because he could not give her what she really wanted. And when she drops Random off with Zaphod, he gets to see what should really b
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/5/2005
His Hands by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. Soon after seeing Erik's face, Christine can no longer bear being trapped in his terrifying world with all the maddening brilliance created by the power of his inhuman hands.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Watch Me By Moonlight by EstelWolfe reviews
While traveling on the road, Carl notices something odd about Van Helsing's sleep patterns. Two-Part Vignette, completed
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Complete
Unfinished Reports by D.K. Archer reviews
A late night, paperwork, and our favorite roosterhead. SanoSaitou yaoi
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Sanosuke, Saitou
Twelve by Syn2 reviews
The months dwindle by and Dylan is no closer to shaking herself of a stolen kiss that came too late.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003
Fair Game by Altariel reviews
In which people go bird-watching and find their courage. Set a little while after the events of 'A Game of Chess'. Faramir, Eowyn, Eomer, OCs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Faramir, Eowyn
And In Health by Elspeth1 reviews
Sometimes, Kate wondered why she kept coming back.
Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Fog by DrWorm reviews
"He told himself he was not afraid of Bogeymen, exactly, because he was an adult and adults aren’t afraid of those sorts of things." Eric Knox has a payment to make and the Thin Man is a strange creature indeed. Slash. Rated for language.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2003
The Best Spaceships Are Still the Green Ones by DrWorm reviews
"Isn’t there a little song…" Ford looked up to the ceiling as he searched his memory. "’A kiss is just a kiss’ or something?" Arthur searches for familiarity in a strange universe. Ford has nice eyes.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/6/2003
Black Captain by Altariel reviews
Office politics in Minas Tirith; Aragorn and Faramir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Aragorn, Faramir
No Banana by Idgiebay reviews
Not even a nub. -=[ZADR]=-
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2003
Either Way by samvimes reviews
The fire in Ankh-Morpork is nearly out; from the foothills, Vimes and Vetinari contemplate the city.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Published: 3/25/2003
To Cut A Heart Out by Rosabee reviews
Fanfic of the movie "The Prophecy" - please let me know if you have seen it too. This fic involves Gabriel & Simon. Please Review!! :)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/14/2003
A Homiehood Hogswatch by Twist reviews
Sybil, Downey and Rust are on a mission. The mission? Teach Havelock Vetinari the true meaning of Hogswatch. Preseason posting. Feel special.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Complete
A Game of Chess by Altariel reviews
Faramir, Éowyn after the fairy-tale wedding. Mithril Awards - Winner, Voters' Choice, Best Het.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,994 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Faramir, Eowyn
No Matter What the Storybooks Say by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
In the last hour before his wedding, Prince Humperdinck reflects on the nature of love. * Slash * *complete*
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/25/2001 - Complete
The Lady and the Snape by Kittenmommy reviews
Sequel to my fic First Day Back. Unbeknownst to him, Snape's students and colleagues conspire to help him win a Lady's heart. Drama, humor, angst this fic has it all. Reposted because it never appeared the first time!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,292 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
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Interesting Times reviews
When the duel of the century gets out of hand, chaos ensues. Obi Wan versus the world: a flow of semiconsciousness. Not quite sex, drugs and rock'n'roll, but close. [noncon, alternate universe, and freeform punctuation warning!]
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
Z reviews
The Mask of Zorro: the legend! the true romance! and alliterations '-)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - Russian - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2003
Never Got Your Message reviews
Darth Sidious trying to be courteous, but losing it to the entropy effect. A bit of AU behind The Phantom Menace. Be afraid.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/27/2002
A Walk-In reviews
The famous Wolfsbane potion scene slightly revised, with casting couch hidden there somewhere. Laconic and silly. Hard on Snape '-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/12/2002
Ïîëíûé àáçàö reviews
Çâåçäíûå Âîéíû: ÷àñòü ïåðâàÿ... è ïîñëåäíÿÿ.  äàëåêîé ãàëàêòèêå èñòîðèÿ ïîâîðà÷èâàåò â äðóãóþ ñòîðîíó âñêîðå ïîñëå íà÷àëà ñàãè. Õàîñ! Çëîñò
Star Wars - Rated: T - Russian - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002
Voices reviews
Weird things happen, as they may, in Snape's dungeon. Also, thanks to the filmmakers, we know that Severus' voice is the vocal equivalent of black velvet. But are Hogwarts students aware of that yet? Let's find out '-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Severus S., Draco M.
Loose Ends reviews
I'd say it's dark, but it's on fire. I'd say AU, but Pterry himself had suggested it, kind of. It _is_ a Jingo alternate history sketch in rather terminal harmony. Bite me. (And then read the reviews for belated Author's Notes '-)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2002
Dreamy reviews
So the Jedi do not have nightmares... Or do they? Hmm. and no, slash it is not
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2002 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Screw the Canon reviews
Could _piercing_ possibly change history? Read and find out. Beware of character death, mild swearing and serious freaking out. Enjoy.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/9/2002
Deep Blue reviews
I'm just a fool for blue eyes... and I've got a feeling I'm not alone.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2001
Y2K Polyphonic Experience reviews
Hey! Look what I've found in my last year Christmas presents' box! Come all ye faithful, read and ... sing!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2001
Eyes Wide Shut reviews
Sometimes the true face of a feeling can be seen only through eyes wide shut... Ah well, I *am* wicked. This is for everyone who solved the riddle of I Don't Know. ~slash vignette~ Beware, OK?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2001
Tail of the tale reviews
"We all wound up on Tatooine"... again. Obi-Wan delivers the most unexpected package to his family ;-) Rated for swearing... but it was worth it ;-)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2001
Deserted Sonnet reviews
Do I really have to say it?! That the original, in all its splendour, *deserves* some decent poetry? Ah well...
Lawrence of Arabia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2001
Doors reviews
What if a certain Padawan ran a bit faster? An old AU story... It's got about everything but candles & champagne ;)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7/1/2001
I Don't Know reviews
If only there was the genre of Irony... I don't know. A SS/R reflection vignette. Slashed, twisted and almost flaming itself ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2001