The-Dark-Rose-of-Insanity
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Joined 04-05-04, id: 566876
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tales.
Hello everybody or anybody who is reading this. I don't feel like boring any of you with stuff about myself so I'll put in some famous last words.

"Don't touch the red button!"

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

This doesn't taste right.

look ma! no hands!

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect

"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden

"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek

There's only one way to find out...

Stupid safety labels...

Allright that's enough of that! Cheers!

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Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Lessons In Potions, History, Love Or Otherwise by dragonprnzess reviews
An unwilling Katie Bell has been ordered to tutor Oliver Wood. Surprise for Katie: She may be able to teach him when it comes to academics, but she's going to have to let someone else be the teacher when it comes to an entirely different subject: love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B.
The Green Light of Power by draagonfly reviews
COMPLETE Harry, Ginny, Draco, and Sirius must join together to defeat the Dark Lord. (Contains Slash) (Multiple Pairings)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
First Day of My Life by Pia O'Leary reviews
Companion piece to Time to Burn, but stand alone as well. Lily Evans absolutely despises James Potter, but he has fallen desperately in love with her. Will he ever be able to get her to love him? What's going to happen when an old foe gets exactly what
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Darkness and Dreams by Sennethe reviews
DDI: Alia has to steal from Jareth and ends up involved in more than she bargained for. Rating upped to PG ... er, K plus ... just in case for very mild language and violence. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,721 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
The Boy who Changed by Hoshii-chan reviews
Money and popularity has gone to Ron Weasley's head, making him arrogant and proud. However Hermione is determined not to let him win and wants the old Ron back. Loosely based on Meteor Garden. HGRW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,178 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
You are the one I want by Lazy-anji reviews
Hermione is in love with Ron, but she's not sure if the feeling is mutual. What will they do when Lord Voldemort returns? Will they continue resisting the magnetic force that draws them together or will they finally give in to each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Closer Then Requested by Taya J Weasley reviews
Updated All the stories with "body switching", but what happens if the switch isn't completed? Ron&Hermione. Please review. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 5/6/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Writer's Block by PineAppleLint reviews
Zoe Oltie is a cunning investigator of the FBI who thought she had everything in her warped life figured out. At least, until she was handed the case of the mysterious Mort Rainey. FINISHED!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,292 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
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A Cape and a Hood reviews
Do not put your faith in a cape and a hood." Words I should have heeded before venturing into the woods. This is the story of Little Red Riding Hood, as told from her point of view.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2004
In the Shadows reviews
Sometimes, the lines between good and evil blur to a point where they become impossible to distinguish between. And when that happens you never quite know what side your fighting for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004