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Author has written 2 stories for Final Destination, Pokémon, and Total Drama series.

I'm SmartSlowpoke,the voice for all the Slowpokes known as "Dopey"

Total Pokemon Stereotypes

Normal Types:

Eevee the Strategist

Buneary the Insane Genius


Fighting Types:

Monferno the Fiery Fighter

Meinfoo the Gracful Warrior


Electric Types:

Luxio the Mystery

Pachirisu the Shockingly Naive One


Bug Types:

Kriketot the D.I.D.

Surskit the Bubbly Lackie


Fairy Types:

Dedenne the Lovestruck Loser

Kirlia the Brainy Beauty


Grass Types:

Phantump the Enviromental Mental Case

Petilil the Tomboy Tulip


Psychic Types:

Solosis the Germaphobe

Chingling the Nervous Nelly


Ice Types:

Sneasel the Accident Prone Weasel

Amaura the Little Stone-Age Girl


Ghost Types:

Shuppet the Double-Sided Ghost

Frillish the Shallow Girl who Everyone Hates


Fire types:

Pansear the Protective Brother

Vulpix the Perfectionist


Dragon Types:

Bagon the Optimistic Klutz

Dratini the Mystical Aura Whisperer


Rock Types:

Larvitar the Sarcastic Wise Guy

Corsola the Irrelivant Person


Flying Types:

Rufflet the Athlete

Swablu the Anti-Social Bookworm


Poison Types:

Ekans the Shy Serphant

Roselia the Flower Child


Ground Types:

Glygar the Goof

Gabite the Vicious Predator


Dark Types:

Nuzleaf the Arrogant Jerk

Purrloin the Evil,Sneaky,Souless,Lying Witch


Steel Types:

Pawniward the Take-Charge Leader

Mawile the Cold Loner


Water Types

Seel the Oddball

Marill the Mary Sue


"Who's to say what is proper? What if it was agreed that 'proper' was wearing a codfish on your head...?"-Alice from Alice in Wonderland

"Zoinks!"-Shaggy Rogers from Every Scooby Doo Incarnation

"Easy there, tiger...dog...thing..."-Mew from Dark Amphithere's Total Pokemon World Tour

"You're just jealous I sound like a rock star now."-Beast Boy from Teen Titans

"Have you noticed we are birds now?"-Jake the Dog/Bird from Adventure Time

"Whoever was mean to me will be...executed!"-Vanellope von Schweets from Wreck-it-Ralph

"I think someone naming their kid Rigby is the saddest thing ever."-Mordecai from Regular Show

"Green is not a creative color!"-Creepy Notepad from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

"Hola Papa!"-Chowder Look-Alike from Chowder

"Pudge controls the weather."-Lilo from Lilo&Stitch

"I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence...I don't understand how you keep forgetting that."-Carl the Llama from Llamas with Hats

Now to show you that Humanity is doomed here are labels we put on our products

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Right cause I blow-dry my hair when I'm sleeping.)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (No purchase necessary!? No wonder America's overweight...)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (I thought you used it like irregular soap!)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But... Remember guys it's only a suggestion. Some people like it frozen.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Whoops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That would explain the irregularly high medical bills...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That's right. Kids need to stop driving and working machinery already.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for...)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (You don't say!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Who's the person that asked for directions...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Alright, what idiot sued for THAT!?))

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (I would worry but stupid choices lead to pain.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (Last I checked Bees are bugs so no duh.)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (*facepalm*)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (*facedesk*)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included. (*BATMAN FACEPALM; when something is so stupid a normal facepalm just doesn't work.

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Well, that's just a big plain DUH)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (How else do I get the sun out of my eyes!)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Well some people have that fetish.

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (That's what business people are doing. Wow...just...wow!.)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids you need to find a new play-pen)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Really? I thought it was a puppy.)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (Really!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn. Better go buy a helmet.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Well, time to get a new after school snack.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)


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Love in the Time of Teamwork by Epicocity reviews
Ancienverse Book One. Once every seven years there was a tournament celebrating the bonds between people and Pokemon. Of course, Serena expected Ash to want to take part, but she had no idea the ways in which it would change their lives for good or ill. She was confident, however, that by the end of that week, something between herself and Ash would be different. Amourshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,422 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Serena] Clemont/Citron, Bonnie/Eureka - Complete
Total Pokemon Island by EternalSnowman reviews
This is a story where 34 Pokemon contestants go onto an island and participate in challenges to win 1 MILLION POKEDOLLARS! The host will be Tornadus and his brother Thundurus will be the co-host. The participants will be faced with challenges, romance, and hate! Disclaimer: I do not own the Pokemon or Total Drama Franchise, only my own OC's. Rated T for some language and violence!
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2014
Total Pokemon Island season 2 by Charming Crescendo reviews
Victini and Shaymin are here to torture your OC's. Will be updated alongside season 1. *APPS CLOSED! ACCEPTING NO MORE CONTESTANTS! POLL FOR FAN FAVORITES IS OPEN!*
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,577 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Shaymin, Victini, OC
Total Pokemon Island--Discontinued by Candy Corn Snorunt reviews
With new hosts Cinccino and Blaziken and an all new crazy crew, this new season of Total Pokemon is going to be one intense show! Drama, romance, humiliation, pain, and comedy all wrapped into one season! Who will win Total...Pokemon...Island? Rated T for the occasional swear word, maybe?
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Blaziken/Bursyamo, Cinccino/Chillaccino
Pahkitew Island Ending: Chris' Karma by xebla reviews
The winner has been declared and season six of Total Drama has come to an end. But before they can all leave, a long awaited karma has finally arrived to strike at a certain host.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Chris M., Topher - Complete
Total Pokemon World Tour by Dark Amphithere reviews
Mew and Mewtwo are back, and they're hosting a brand new season! Which contestant will win? Who will become friends? Who will become enemies? Find out in TOTAL POKEMON WORLD TOUR! Disclaimer: I don't own anything except OC personalities and the story.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,546 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Now That You're Here by Secret Saturn reviews
The final battle. However, It will end in tragedy. Amourshipping, AshXSerena.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Serena - Complete
Poké Drama Island by Aspixiphos reviews
34 Pokémon have signed up to compete on the latest reality show on television, hosted by Manaphy and Heatran. Who will win? Who will lose? And will crumble under the pressure? Find out on Poké Drama Island!
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014
My Life: Herbert by Lake Blue1 reviews
Herbert's life right from middle school. We find out what he does behind the scenes. Includes a lot of made up characters. Disclaimer: I don't own club penguin.
Club penguin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,227 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
Total Pokemon Island by Dark Amphithere reviews
Thirty-four Pokemon will travel to an island to compete in challenges for the chance to win one million dollars and a lifetime supply of Poffins. This event is hosted by our lovely hosts, Mew and Mewtwo! Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OCs.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,598 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
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Total Pokemon Island reviews
Another one these? You know it! Join our thirty-six teenage Pokémon go through hurtle after hurtle all in an attempt for a grand prize of 100,000 Poke! Azelf and Mesprit host this sometimes gross, sometimes scary and always dramatic series with the totally original name! Join us in Total Pokémon Island!
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2016
Final Destination 6 reviews
Marcy went to a parade to have fun with her best friend Ariel. She instead got a horrific premonition involving the deaths of all the attendees. She saves herself and nine other would-be-casualties. She should be happy about saving the lives of so many people but as if you ask Death, she hasn't saved anyone.
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015