Qwerty Kirby 2.0
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Joined 04-18-14, id: 5670543, Profile Updated: 04-26-14

I used to have an account on here, but, after a long series of convoluted events, I couldn't get into my account. BUT I'm back, mostly to taunt my dear friend Ghosty Starr into writing things for me so I can just read it. C: If you see us fighting, it's just a part of our strange friendship. (She's dating my brother, I can be mean, otay? Just a little bit)

ANYWAYS, I don't write much. I mostly read... and observe.

I'm 19, female, originally from the UK, in an awesome LD relationship, and am reading in business in the US.

-Qwerty Kirby C:

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Asymptotes by ghostystarr reviews
Will and Nico are polar opposites, on separate axies. Somehow, that doesn't stop them from drifting closer. AU Solangelo; punk!Nico, nerd!Will (For QwertyKirby)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.]
Fidelitas by General Kitty Girl reviews
Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side based on the rewards to be gained. This is a collection of tales from the combined universes of Hetalia and Skyrim, all of which are USUK/UKUS in origin. Discretion advised.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,900 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 2/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Midnight Doesn't Last Forever by ghostystarr reviews
"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Blackbird by ghostystarr reviews
"All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free." Midnight-verse Solangelo, Post BoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Days Gone By by ghostystarr reviews
Everyone was afraid of him, the boy who could talk to ghosts. Will just really wanted to know if his goldfish was haunting him every time he used the bathroom. AU Solangelo, one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
An Apple a Day by ghostystarr reviews
Nico doesn't want to worry his sister. He's fine, really. It's just a cough. Going to the doctor's was just to appease her. And, no, that cute doctor had nothing to do with it. Cough, cough. AU Solangelo. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hazel L. - Complete
Code Red by ghostystarr reviews
'And, just like that, in an instant, Arthur's life was over.' Arthur accidentally ruins his fiancé's beloved bomber jacket. AU USUK One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Estranged by S.E. Mellark reviews
They were all brainwashed products of an unrealistic society, planning their lives around a dumb clock forever fused with their bodies; or it was until they found their "soul mate" anyway. Alfred knew better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,513 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
His Cheerleader Boyfriend by Mushrooms Of Gold reviews
High school AU: Arthur Kirkland is finally off to America to live out his dream of becoming an American highschool cheerleader. So when a member of the schools football team starts taking an interest in him only disaster could ensue! Or maybe it'll become a sweet love story... (M for smut and bad language in later chapters) (updated weekly)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 176,212 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stars and Stripes For Never by ghostystarr reviews
Alcohol and magic don't mix—especially when you're the embodiment of the English nation and Independence Day is near. After waking up on July 4th with a hangover and no recollection of the previous night, England discovers that the American Revolution seems to have been completely wiped out of the history books and suddenly he has regained one colony. USUK! (Rated for language)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - America, England/Britain
May 14th by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
All humans are born with a biological clock that counts down to the time to when they meet their soul mate. When Alfred's counts down to zero and he doesn't find his soul mate, he worries something's not right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/9/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beneath a Glass Eye by Ahr0 reviews
In the distant future, the human race is being faced with an epidemic of infertile Omegas. The few that remain must submit and become breeders to help procreation. Arthur is one of these fated Omegas, and when he's faced with his first chosen Alpha, he's finally faced with the reality of his life. But this Alpha seems to have other plans. USUK, Omegaverse, Mpreg, Slight Dubcon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A is For by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A might be dead, but his desire to protect Arthur might just be enough to make him remember how to be alive. (Warm Bodies AU. Warnings for violence, death, and zombies.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada, France - Complete
What Forever Means to Me by Thrice Written reviews
Alfred and Arthur grew up as best friends, despite their differences. They've always been there for each other. But when Arthur's parents withdraw him from school, the responsibility to see Arthur through his new life - as his bond - comes to rest on Alfred's shoulders, and it's not a burden that can be carried lightly when Alfred's parents have different plans for him. Omegaverse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - America, England/Britain
In Spades by ArixaBell reviews
Cardverse AU. Eventual UKUSUK, eventual Franada. Poor peasant Alfred, struggling to care for ailing Matthew, attracts the eye of Queen of Spades Arthur. And that's just the beginning of the twins' romance and adventures in the wartorn land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,720 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's Supernatural by theamericanandhisbrit reviews
Sam and Dean Winchester have never met hunters like Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland... what is it that keeps the two unrelated men together? USUK.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., England/Britain, America - Complete
Why Did it Have to be You? by livelongandgetiton reviews
AU; SpainxRomano; Lovino's parents are tired of his horrible behavior, and hire Antonio to babysit him. But time is a cruel mistress, and in absence the heart grows fonder. These are just some of the things Antonio and Lovino will learn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,876 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,866 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Get Caught by Ahr0 reviews
After a long absence due to financial crisis, America finally returns for the 2012 World Conference. England is surprised to see him, and the change that has taken over his former colony. Meanwhile, America is curious to see just how much the missing nation had been on England's mind. USUK; Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Catsitting by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Reference to Life and Love by Zo One reviews
A compilation of USUKUS drabbles. Rated from K to M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,310 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 296 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Numbered Lithograph by youaremarvelous reviews
AU Spain x Romano. When Lovino starts attending art school with his brother he finds his most important lesson doesn't come from his professors, but from a culinary student at a sister school: sometimes the flaws hold the beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,906 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Daddy America by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,970 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where The Most Beautiful Roses Grow by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Penguin Love by Iggycat reviews
When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Voice by Teenage Mouse reviews
Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Young by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Arthur feels young when Alfred is near. Written for friend online.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hospital Flowers by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
A firefighter has done more than just save Arthur's life. He's giving him a whole new perspective on life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,788 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Me by BlindBeyondSight reviews
"Good night, Lavi" was the last thing the redhead heard before he shut the hotel door behind him. The voice sounded like pleading, as if the boy really meant "Come back soon." AU LAVEN. Mature.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 75,992 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Lavi, Allen Walker
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5615 - Favs: 12,989 - Follows: 1,751 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Those Eyes by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Arthur is beginning to feel past his prime, but he keeps going to the club anyway. One night he meets a man named Alfred who can't seem to keep his eyes off of him. He keeps giving Arthur his number - and Arthur can't stop thinking about him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,331 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Purrfect Company by Iggycat reviews
Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/21/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 322 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Door to Door by Canadino reviews
Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7839 - Favs: 11,062 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete