Birdie num num
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Joined 04-06-04, id: 567074, Profile Updated: 05-21-13
Author has written 22 stories for Animorphs, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Well hello thar :D

The pen name 'Birdie num num' comes from a movie released in the US in 1968 featuring Peter Sellers, titled 'The Party.' If you ever get the chance, watch it. It's hilarious.

Tidbits about me:

I leave a lot of unlogged in reviews. If it says Birdie num num, it may actually be me because Im too lazy to log in. But if it says mean or nasty things, that is not me. I always try to focus on the positive in reviews.

I love zombie movies and zombie games. My avatar is from a Half Life mod called Zombie Panic, which you can download from Steam. Fun stuff!

Obviously, most of my fanfics are for Animorphs. I don't really write or read for that anymore. I currently read fanfiction for Harry Potter and World of Warcraft though. I am rarely on this site anymore. I think the last time I was on here was in 2010.

All my Animorphs fics are on indefinite hiatus. I know, sorry! I just don't know if I will ever be able to get into Animorphs again and I can't make any promises that I'll ever finish any of these. I suck, it's true.

Birdie num num out!

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In the Blink of an Eye by SmittenxKitten reviews
This is the story of Maeglin, the first female aristh. Not that any one KNOWS that. Yet. But when you're posing as a boy, it complicates things when you fall for another cadet! This is her story, and it can easily result in a not-so-happy ending.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007
Weight of a Name by Terenia reviews
He was a great warrior, a protector, a Prince. He was my father." This is the story of Allora, who must learn to reconcile the fact that her father has become the host for The Abomination, Visser Three.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,999 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Alloran, Visser Three
Don't Joke With Me by rastarabbit reviews
Continuation of "Rachel's Story". Rachel finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child, as the Joker slips further into madness. Set pre-and post-Dark Knight. Warnings: all kinds of sex, violence, disturbing themes to come. Usual disclaimers apply.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Another Chance by Kim Hoppy reviews
Loren tries to make a life, all the while remembering she has a son who wants nothing to do with her.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Loren - Complete
Slip of the Mind by NonaNina reviews
The Joker breaks out of Arkham post TDK and brings along a fellow patient. What will happen when he realizes she has touched on emotions he thought long dead? Joker/Harley
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,777 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Joker
Rachel's Story by rastarabbit reviews
A story about Rachel and the Joker, and what she does to save Harvey. Based on Heath Ledger's sexy Joker, set pre-Dark Knight. Sex, mild violence. I own none of the characters. Now complete. And hey, there's a sequel-"Don't Joke W/Me". Check it out!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
The War Prince by AniJen21 reviews
A bitter villain in the Animorphs universe is perhaps more than he seems. A character study I did into Alloran after I finished re-reading the Hork-Bajir Chronicles last night. Probably been done before, but R/R anyway!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Alloran - Complete
The Off Worlder by Inthe-EyesofMarch reviews
After a suicidal mission to hold the Yeerk forces back, Temeran is the only warrior left standing as the Yeerks leave behind destruction. Planning on having a "death of a warrior", someone decides that his path holds something completely different… R&R :
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
Playing War: The Traitor by Terenia reviews
Follow a ten year old girl who becomes much more. The Andalite Yeerk conflict draws her into a world of space battles, betrayal, friendship, and loss as Teresa Rerin battles so much more than a war. COMPLETE
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,917 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Visser Three - Complete
The Tale of a Warrior by Edriss reviews
FINISHED A vecol, rejected by his people. Shamed and mocked. He tried to stop the war and almost destroyed a little planet in the way as well…
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,745 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
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Paid For reviews
Jahar is a biology student. Alloran is a Prince in the Andalite military. What could they possibly have in common? But Jahar's father wants her married and Alloran wants her. What about what Jahar wants? All about Jahar and Alloran's marriage.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Alloran
Up Amongst the Stars reviews
A story about a young Andalite named Feninu who is a vecol, a physically handicapped Andalite. Feninu grieves for his dead adopted father but is comforted by new friends as he works aboard a dome ship. First chapter is really angsty. Lots of OC's.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,672 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/29/2004
Hurt reviews
A songfic featuring Alloran-Semitur-Corass and Visser Three/Esplin. Set to 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash. Enjoy and Please do review! :
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alloran, Visser Three - Complete
Diamonds and Wings reviews
A story about Katherine Kane and Harley Quinzel and the friendship between them that is destroyed as they become Batwoman and Harley Quinn
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Joker
Thirty Minutes reviews
Mertil can do nothing except wait and trust that his shorm will rescue him. Song fic! Song is Thirty Minutes by t.A.T.u
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
The Belief reviews
Stephanie's life was already difficult as a Christian girl. As an Animorph however, 'difficult' is going to take on a whole new meaning...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/9/2005
Da Uber Scary Diary of Visser Three reviews
Visser Three's own personal, and Visserly diary! Digitally remastered! ... Okay, not really. But see the secrets! Feel the passion! And generally have a good laugh.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
A Single Fighter reviews
A young Andalite female on the home world decides to take things into her own hands when she finds out the truth about the Animorphs.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2006
Meddling reviews
The Ellimist intervenes to save the life of a young Andalite named Eudrea. Will it have been worthwhile? Or will she prove to be more trouble and hassle than she's worth? Revised!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005
Duplicity reviews
Esplin 4966 has always been detached, but after years of being Alloran's master, he has become so close that he finds he can no longer draw the line between his own emotions and Alloran's...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2006
To Love Again reviews
She's an Andalite nurse who lost her husband during the Yeerk War that ravaged the universe, and he's the famous former Animorph that lost the girl he loved most in the world. With nothing left but to carry on, they do, and they meet. BEING EDITED!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,118 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/8/2004
So Much for Conventional Love! reviews
Mertil and Gafinalan just want to be left alone but apparently, that's just not their luck! Warnings: Mary sues! I edited this up to Chapter 8, and the other chapters are still in the process of being edited...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 6/2/2004
Winky binky Andawites! reviews
A HorkBajir controller gets far more than he bargained for when three seemingly prize worthy baby Andalite orphans cross his tracks in the woods one night...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004
Without Love reviews
Melissa, tired of just hoping and waiting for her parents to change and go back to normal, decides to take things into her own hands...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
Sweet Intoxication reviews
Erik's Diary! All about me! Erik! And my obsession with the gorgeamous Christine! DO NOT READ! You little Delilah!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2005
Ford's Adventures in Andalite Land! reviews
When the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tells Ford about the Andalite's abilities to morph, he can't help but get a desire to go traveling there. After all, this sounds like the perfect necessity for a hitchiker right? The morphing cube! Little does For
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005
Dorkamorphs: The TV Series! reviews
Ah yes. If you've seen the Nickelodeon show and hated it with a burning passion, then you'll love this...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2005
Gone With the Shorm:Nowinalltheatres! notreally! reviews
A preview not really of the upcoming movie not really Gone With the Shorm, a movie that startlingly resembles and is based upon a well known great old southern movie...
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Cinders reviews
Cider is a young centaur; will she be able to fight centuries of prejudice and join Hogwarts? Corny summary, but I think it summarizes quite well! Next chappie up! Cider meets Hermione's friends, including the Boy Who Lived (Duh, Harry!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
Countryfied Visser Ode reviews
The title pretty much says it all. My ode to such...a...unique...character!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
The Ballad of Joe Bob Fenestre reviews
Okay, this is like, just a really ridiculous song I came up with this morning. So...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Complete
The Uncensored Earth Diary of AximiliEsgarrouthI reviews
Ah yes, my ax diaries revised and made more PG13! Fear not, Ax in this story is still erm, 'flaming' and it has not lost any of it's original hilarity. It's just a bit more...erm...'clean'...lol!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004