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Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans.

O.o ~ UPDATED: 2/29/05 ~ o.O

"The race in writing is not to the swift, but to the original."
~William Zinsser

Okay, I think Chapter 8 is totally coherent now. Whoever is responsible for making the QuickEdit system a non-editable one...I'm coming for you... :glares:

I also posted the entirety of Chapter 5. Looks pretty naked without its author's notes, but...well...yeah...

Okay, I'm out! Love you all!

~ Heather

First – a mini bio!

I’m Heather.
A/S/L: 17/F/USofA
B-day: December 12 (mark your calendars:P)
Three words to describe me: RANDOM, smart, and fun...I hope _
Contact Info: Yahoo IM = feathaface
AIM = feathaness
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I'm a diehard Teen Titans fan! WOOT! I love every pairing ‘cept Cy/Star or Rae, BB/Star, and any slash…but I’ll read ‘em anyway :P.

~Fave episodes: (according to season)
Season One - "Car Trouble" favorite way to see Raven portrayed - sensible, wise, and one kick arse super heroine!...not to mention a great pep talker.
Season Two - "Aftershock, Part 1"...dude... O_O.
Season Three - "Spellbound"...Finally, a piece where we get to see Raven as a HUMAN BEING. She laughs, she cries, and she can love without her powers getting out of control. The beauty and mystery of that girl...she's awesome.

~Fave comic: Right now, # 8...'tis cuterz. But I'm missing issues #4-6...and frankly, everything beyond issue # 8.

~Fave thing to write: I love one-shots. I think they're short n' sweet, and best of all, give the reader room to use their own imagination. I like both humor and drama - I love to get people to think AND make light of situations, so I'm not sure which I like best.


1. There is no limit to what can happen in life, just as the possibilities are endless in what can occur in a story.

2. Speaking on character – flaws rock! A character that can kick @ AND get their @ kicked is kick @. It’s a character everyone will love because they can relate to it. NEVER create a character that no one can relate to, at the least, on an emotional level. You WILL get flamed, and I WON’T be chicken #!T enough to not sign in, like many other flamers out there. (BTW – if flamers can’t sign in and state their opinion, chances are they’re too scared of your retaliation and weren’t worth listening to.)

3. Stand out. Why take an idea already formed when you have the power to create a situation not yet inferred? Take advantage of the possibilities your mind can produce, and make something out of it.

4. Detail is the reader’s way of seeing what you wish to depict. Why express what your characters are feeling with_ and @_@, etc.? There is no harm in spoon feeding your audience with imagery.

5. Plagiarism does not make you a better writer. It makes you an imbecile for discrediting another person’s work, and a writer whose passion is not to be taken seriously any longer.

6. Never be afraid to start over! There are many instances in which something will not work right the first time. If so, why keep things that way? After all, if you do not like what you wrote, yet insist on keeping things so, chances are your readers will not like what you wrote, as well, and may question your ability and talent as an author.

7. Smugness does NOT work in the writing field. Take the initiative to review another story that may interest you, and chances are, you will be repaid just the same. ALL stories are review-worthy.

8. The summaries and titles of a story are just as important as the story itself. It is the reader’s first impression of what they are about to read. Often I find myself reading summaries and then reading the story to find it enchanting, and worthy of my favorites’ list.

9. Do not write for reviews, for if you do not write for the enjoyment and experience of writing, then you are writing for a lost cause.

10. Lastly: Writing is an art; treat it as such. There is no shortcut to producing the best type of art imaginable. There is only producing the best type of art imaginable with one’s heart, soul, and imagination.


From a TT Show

"'Hello, Starfire!' Hello, Tiny Wooden Replica of Starfire!"

~ Starfire, Switched

From a TT Story

"When are you leaving? You might be able to meet him in the city. Your mom can show him baby pictures too."

~ Raven talkingto Beast Boyin "It's Relative" by Happy-Raven

Story ID: 2014889


Est-ce que Cyborg peut conduire dans la ville de Jump City?

Pronunciation Key: Es ker Cyborg poo kohndweer dahnz la veel der Jump City?

Translation: Is Cyborg able to drive in Jump City?

:COMING SOON – my ficcies to come…:

Mind Games, Chapter 9
Was "A Wish Granted", but is no longer going to be a one-shot. A psychological thriller that all starts when Raven gets a note from the Make-A-Wish Foundation saying that a child (dying of cancer) wishes to see her, as their last wish is to meet the Goth from the Teen Titans. What chaos will ensue? I dunno...and neither do booyah:P

Chapter Summary: Arkham Asylum...just be ready.

Beauty, Thy Name is Raven
Title isn't definite; still pending. After a failed attempt to get tickets to a Shakespearian play Raven has been dying to see since picking up the literary version, Beast Boy decides to take it on himself to bring the art that is Shakespeare to her. Here's to hoping he can pull it off... One-shot. BB/Rae.

No More
The idea, literally, just popped into my head watching "Masks". (Darn repeats... -;;) One-shot? Starfire and Robin are supposed to be the best of friends, right? So if Robin cares for Star so much, why does he always shun her? According to Starfire, friends should not act this way, and now it's all a matter of the Tamaranean telling Robin so before their friendship really starts to fall apart. Rob/Star.

The Shadow Truth Spread
One-shot. Raven decides to break out her tarot cards one day out of sheer boredom, when her intrigued and highly curious teammates ask for their own readings…one of which just might change the introvert’s perspective on a certain green someone forever…. BB/Rae.

My third TT poem. Still in progress. A Terra poem. NOT a bashing! (Sorry :P)


I solemnly swear that I will read your fic
And I promise that I will also review it.
I do not flame, for that is lame.
I say 'nay' to just saying 'yay'.
I will tell you with straightforward zeal
If I thought your ficcy had any appeal.
I'll acknowledge the quotes that float my boat.
I'll compliment prose, compare ficcies with shows.
In short I would like to thank all of you
For taking your time to give me a review.


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A Fishing Trip by Nobodyman9 reviews
After two long years Animeniac9 is back! That's me You're welcom to read my fanfic and for those of you who've already read it look at chapter 3 for an alternate ending!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Cyborg - Complete
SUMMER WOES! by troubled-ego reviews
Sequel to SCHOOL WOES! CHAPTER9 is now up. Currently taking place after Things Change. The Titans battle it out against the strange monster, yet tragedy happens. How will the Titans cope? And what new hope is there for the future? Read to find out!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
It's Relative by Happy-Raven reviews
Your parents are coming for a visit - but they don't know you're a superhero. What's a Titan to do?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,674 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004
A Cat's Tale by Catty Engles reviews
Starfire and Robin may have their work cut out for them when a reporter drives a stake into their budding relationship. Also: Some diabolical plots, sharp tongues, and Red X marks the spot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004
The Dating Game by Zoe Rose reviews
AU Very random and pointless fic where Raven is the unwilling bachelorette on The Dating Game and BB, Cy and Control Freak are the bachelors and Robin and Star are the hosts. Belated bday present to Instant Coffee.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Raven - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by WitchGirl reviews
A battle continues between Raven and an old rival, leading to a body switch and a manipulation of trusts. Raven seeks her friends out to warn them. But something happens along the way. Life. Love. And the consequences of never having experienced either.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,772 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Dreamscape by Catty Engles reviews
Starfire has never dreamt before, but her first experience of the unconsciousness is a nightmare. Robin is privy to her reaction in the middle of the night in the middle of his bed... One-shot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
The Raven Prophecies: The Assassin of Azarath by Zoe Rose reviews
When Raven was born, Fear had spread throughout Azarath turning the once peaceful society upside down. 17 years later, an assassin is sent to Earth to kill Raven to prevent an ancient prophecy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Raven
Tug of War by Zoe Rose reviews
Havoc ensues when Beast Boy and Cyborg both vie for Raven's affections and it's driving her crazy. COMPLETE! and all the people rejoiced
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,254 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Raven - Complete
I Am A Hero by keystone reviews
A hero is not brave. He is not invincible. He doesn't know everything. He is mortal. He is scared. And he fights anyway. I am Cyborg. I am a hero. Finished.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004
Flare by keystone reviews
Evil is power. Power to use power. Good guys dont always win.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
Lone Cyborg by Xaneth22 reviews
The titans are maturing, and Cyborg feels left behind. His emotional struggle with himself and the development of the new enemy
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
Tournament Of Heroines by Korgeta reviews
Can Starfire really defeat Blackfire and who is the new villian that replaces the master of games by force and can Starfire stand up to defeat him as well? Find out in the final chapter! R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,317 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
Angel From my Nightmare by The Apple of Discord reviews
Beast Boy has been having weird and scary dreams. What happens when he sees a character from his dream? Why does she seem so familar? Pg13 just to be safe.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
Who would have thought by crasyducky reviews
Raven and Star Fire get frustrated with Beast Boy and Robin so they decide to mess with their heads. But who would have thought that Beast Boy and Robin would throw that back into their faces? RBB SR PG13 for futur content
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,341 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
The Ladder Archives by Nibor Grobyc Nevar reviews
A collection of ladder poems, each established from random things about the Teen Titans. More to be added when time allows. Please R & R. Most recent addition: "Azarath Metrion Zinthos!"
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
Tea With Terra by The Sage of Story reviews
Raven and Terra visit the local depressing cafe for a little "bonding" over herbal tea. Little does Terra know, it's open mic...and EVERYONE wants to share. Conclusion of Mint Dragon's "Tea With Terra: Prelude to Torture!"
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2004
Proletarian Protectors by WolfgangtheBlack reviews
The Titans meet another superhero group... only with a twist. This isn't as deep as my last TT fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
Nowhere to Hide by Cashmeritan reviews
Age 18, and trying to decide what to do with life... Some answers to your questions and worries are, and have been, right in front of you the whole time. BBxRae [Complete]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Complete
They Were Us by ChocolateCurlz reviews
After the team is sucked into a parallel universe, it's up to Raven to save them from the horrors of high school. How can she survive with a Geeky BB, Football star Cy, Cheerleading Star, and a heart-throb Rob? Chp 5, up! RavRob
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Leaving by soraoathkeeper reviews
Raven and Robin are together, and Beast Boy, who can't take it anymore, decides to leave before he does something drastic. Can't say more, otherwise I'll give away the whole story. One-shot angst.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Hell's Angel by keystone reviews
The Titans win thier first fight against the demon horde. Then finally come face to face with Hells greatest soldier. Spawn-TT crossover. Discontinued.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004
My Heart is Stone by audi katia reviews
When Beast Boy and Terra got together, Raven wanted to stop loving Beast Boy. But could she? DEDICATED TO INSTANT COFFEE!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2004
Justified by Flying Star reviews
Rated PG to be safe. Another Raven poem. What Raven thinks as she commits suicide. Dedicated to Instant Coffee. Please R and R.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2004
Tea for five? What? by AmricanIdiot999 reviews
The Teen Titans are invited to Buckingdma Palace. WHat happens when the queen says "I believe" every sentence, Raven has dreams of marines wiht no pants, and the guards aren't trained to keep a striaght face? Beats me.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004
Quiet time by Absolutely pointless reviews
Starfire is upset at the fact the Tower is filled with noise so asks Raven to read her something from her book, in order to help her escape from the noise. The thing she reads however has a cool effect on the noise. Read and Review please
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2004
I May Never See by Rini Suichi reviews
A short poem about all the things you may never see. But how none of it matters as long as you have love.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2004
No More Words by Kat097 reviews
Beastboy talks to Raven. But Raven doesn't reply. She has no more words. BBRaven.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Numb by artemisgirl reviews
Robin has finally gotten together with Starfire. But it's not what he expected... oneshot songfic, hinted pairing of RavenxRobin
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
SCHOOL WOES! by troubled-ego reviews
[FINISHED] Teen Titans go to school. Robin is being taken by another girl, Starfire is popular, Cyborg has Art class, Beast boy has Weightlifting, and Raven's in Gym!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,477 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Complete
Touchy Flames by Jaded Angel reviews
(COMPLETED) Future fic Robin's 18th birthday is in two weeks. Trying to plan a surprise party, finding the perfect gift, hiding feelings, a vist from Speedy, and a psychotic heiress looking for revenge? How will the titans survive? Ro&SF&RH, hints: BB&Ra
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,664 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Complete
Marrying Raven by fasterassembly reviews
A parody of the Teen Titans pairings war. When Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven are captured and put in jail, they are left with two choices: either one of them marries Raven... or they all die! [oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Raven - Complete
Why Raven Doesn't Laugh by WolfgangtheBlack reviews
A brief story about Beast Boy trying to get Raven to laugh. Please R&R. Edited in accordance with reviewers' wishes.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004
The Change by Xaphrin reviews
When Raven loses a friendly bet to Starfire, she is forced to receive a (gasp) makeover! But what if these changes attract the eye of someone else in Titan Tower?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Blueberries by deliriouscask reviews
Beast Boy and Cyborg accidentally hypnotize our favorite introvert. And, while they're at it, they might as well have a little fun.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2004
The Courtship by T.T. Darby reviews
Completed. BB quests after an elusive Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
Dark Strength by Jaded Angel reviews
Raven has a strange premonition that's affecting her emotions. Can she figure it out and fix it before her emotions go haywire? Will she tell the other titans about what she saw? Read and Find out! R&BB, R&S
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
One Week by amberluvron reviews
A strange shapeshifter named Leah starts taking lessons from Beast Boy to improve her powers, but there is something about that is not quite right, and Raven needs to figure out what it is before Beast Boy makes the biggest mistake of his life.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
Flowers Before Dawn by Alan Quicksilver reviews
[Completed] Raven has never experienced love. When she starts recieving anonymous love letters from her secret admirer what will she think. Can she find the elegant yet fearfull young man?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,849 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Raven - Complete
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Mind Games reviews
Raven gets a letter from the "Make-a-Wish Foundation" inviting her to see a boy whose last wish is to meet her. But who's to say that someone gradually deceasing couldn't have a strange effect on our favorite introvert? For The Sage of Story and WitchGirl
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,160 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004
Birdcage reviews
A villanelle poem about Raven coping with her inability to show emotion and reflecting on her relationship with her father and his affect on her life.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004
Charred reviews
A poem inspired by the episode "How Long is Forever?" Star's PoV if the Titans really DID break up. Sorry if it sucks! It's my first. But it's dedicated to Flying Star and Faye Chua, nonetheless.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004
Alcoholics Anonymous, or Something Like It reviews
A one-shot in which the Titan girls are fed up with the boys' video game obsessions and try to get them to confess that they have a problem, AA-style. No fluff. Just fun. Happy reading!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Love Potion No 9 reviews
Beast Boy realizes his true feelings for Raven, and pursues her by concocting a love potion that'll ensure her love for him...or so he hopes...Many references to TT shows. COMPLETED.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,321 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Complete
Midnight Snack reviews
One-shot. Raven gets up in the middle of the night to Beast Boy's contemplation on why Terra betrayed them. Raven tries to cheer him up and help him through with it. Fluff. Plotless. Enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
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