Keith B. Real
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Joined 04-07-04, id: 567523, Profile Updated: 03-30-14
Author has written 17 stories for Hellsing, Harry Potter, Naruto, Fallout, Scooby Doo, Resident Evil, Avatar: Last Airbender, Cthulhu Mythos, Left 4 Dead, and Street Fighter.

About me? *stubs out cigarette* Yeah, I'll tell you about me. Didn't start writin' seriously until I was in high school. Vampire stories you know, the usual. Wasn't long before I started doing fan fiction. A little at first, thought I could handle it. Next thing I know...I'm doing crossovers, smut, you name it...tryin' to get clean, but it's hard, man, it's hard.

Not much else to it, really. I enjoy writing crossovers, oddball stories, and bad romances.

And if anyone is wondering, yes, I'm working on a sequel to Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness. I finished the first draft on March 20, 2014. It needs a once-over and one part needs to be drastically rewritten but I hope to begin posting chapters before the end of spring.

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Epic: The Third Survivor by Indigo Siren reviews
As her hometown of Raccoon City falls into chaos, young Sherry Birkin can only follow her mother's advice and take shelter at the Police Station. But that's only the beginning of her nightmare... -Sherry's exploits during Resident Evil 2-
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,594 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sherry B., Claire R.
How NOT to write Hellsing fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Well, you want to write a Hellsing fanfic? Great. But AVOID what is written inside here, FOR HIRANO'S SAKE! UPDATED! CHAPTER 5 - Cliffies and smut!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
And Shine Heaven Now by Fionn Whelan reviews
A HellsingSimpsons crossover. With the help of Alucard and Seras, the Simpsons take on the UnDead menace once again. Part of my Simpsons Vampires series. Formerly rated M, may change again with next chapters. Violence, language. Please Read & Review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2006
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Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,447 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Chun Li V Velma Dinkley reviews
An ill-conceived street fight sends someone to the hospital. Guess who.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Velma, Chun-Li - Complete
The Hellsing Files reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
McEvil reviews
Claire stops to get something quick to eat and sees someone she'd rather not.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Left for Hellsing reviews
A strange disease sweeps through London, leaving Hellsing to search for survivors.
Crossover - Hellsing & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,267 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Seras, Zoey - Complete
Happy Birthday and Wasteland Princess reviews
MacCready is expelled from Little Lamplight, much to Princess' delight. After finding that Big Town isn't all it was cracked up to be, his career a civic leader enters a new phase.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - MacCready, Princess - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Cthulhu reviews
Voldemort is small potatoes compared to the Great Old Ones, much to he and the rest of the HP crew's dismay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Harry P.
The Adventures of Moira Brown reviews
Moira Brown is the Capital Wasteland's last chance for salvation, redemption, vindication, and other words that end in ion.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Moira Brown - Complete
Seras V Predator reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
Resident Hellsing: Apocalypse reviews
The world has been overrun by the T-virus. Seras and Integra are the only survivors of Hellsing and must unite with old friends and join forces with their enemies in order to salvage what's left of humanity.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Resident Hellsing: Code Iscariot reviews
Iscariot missed out on Raccoon City, but not to be outdone, Maxwell sends Anderson to Rockfort Island in an effort to strike at Umbrella.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Resident Hellsing 2 reviews
Six years after Seras escaped from Raccoon City, she is sent on a mission to rescue the American president's daughter who has gone missing in Europe.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,892 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Seras - Complete
Naruto Zombies reviews
A mysterious rain cloud turns the inhabitants of Konoha into cannibals, all except for a few who must now try and survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Resident Hellsing reviews
Seras is sent to Raccoon City to investigate Umbrella. Her timing couldn't be worse.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,625 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Tactical Error reviews
Pip and Integra begin a romance after a slight tactical error leaves them and the Wild Geese to defend the Hellsing manor by themselves. PipXIntegra
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,199 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Integra, Pip - Complete
Fruits Hellsing reviews
Torhu Honda meets Father Anderson on a train.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Tea Party reviews
Integra drinks some funny Tea. SxI LEMON. If you're not 18 years old don't read this.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
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