Keith B. Real
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Joined 04-07-04, id: 567523, Profile Updated: 09-21-14
Author has written 17 stories for Hellsing, Harry Potter, Naruto, Fallout, Scooby Doo, Resident Evil, Avatar: Last Airbender, Cthulhu Mythos, Left 4 Dead, and Street Fighter.

About me? *stubs out cigarette* Yeah, I'll tell you. Didn't start writin' seriously until I was in high school. Vampire stories you know, the usual stuff. Wasn't long before I started doing fan fiction. A little at first, thought I could handle it. Next thing I know...I'm doing crossovers, smut, you name it...I been tryin' to get clean, but it's hard.

Not much else to it, really. I enjoy writing crossovers, oddball stories, and bad romances.

A bit about my process:

I like to have a fic completed before I start posting it, and then I do one chapter a week depending. Lately I've been using betas, but a lot of my stuff got one proofread, by me, before being posted.

If you see a typo, PM me about it. Tell me the story, the chapter, and the sentence it's in and I'll get around to fixing it. No need to pad the review count, even though it makes me look good.

I'd like to thank everyone who has left a review on my stories, especially people who've left long, thoughtful ones.

I've been known to do art trades in exchange for stories. I can't draw worth beans, you see.

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Gladiator by Seyary-Minamoto reviews
In a world where the Avatar wasn't found, the Fire Nation took over two nations and they strive to overcome the last one. Water Tribe warrior Sokka seeks to fight for his people's rights, but he's captured by his enemies. His life is no longer in his hands as he fights as a Gladiator, and his fate will eventually depend on the Fire Princess, who needs him for her own ends...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 990,050 - Reviews: 2378 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - [Sokka, Azula]
Epic: The Third Survivor by Indigo Siren reviews
As her hometown of Raccoon City falls into chaos, young Sherry Birkin can only follow her mother's advice and take shelter at the Police Station. But that's only the beginning of her nightmare... -Sherry's exploits during Resident Evil 2-
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,599 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sherry B., Claire R., Ada W., Leon S. K.
How NOT to write Hellsing fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Well, you want to write a Hellsing fanfic? Great. But AVOID what is written inside here, FOR HIRANO'S SAKE! UPDATED! CHAPTER 5 - Cliffies and smut!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
And Shine Heaven Now by Fionn Whelan reviews
A HellsingSimpsons crossover. With the help of Alucard and Seras, the Simpsons take on the UnDead menace once again. Part of my Simpsons Vampires series. Formerly rated M, may change again with next chapters. Violence, language. Please Read & Review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2006
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Love of Madness reviews
Three years after the horror at the south pole, Azula is going mad in an asylum while Sokka's star is rising in the Fire Nation, that is until a calamity brings a frayed Team Avatar back together for an adventure they are ill-prepared for. A sequel to Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 202,024 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Airship Down and the Mountains of Madness reviews
Sokka, wanting to hit the Fire Nation back for what they did to Aang at Ba Sing Se, takes down one of their prototype airships over the south pole. Problem is he takes himself down with it, and finds himself stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland with his least favorite person, Princess Azula. Starvation and cold eventually become the least of their worries.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Chun Li V Velma Dinkley reviews
An ill-conceived street fight sends someone to the hospital. Guess who.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Velma, Chun-Li - Complete
The Hellsing Files reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
McEvil reviews
Claire stops to get something quick to eat and sees someone she'd rather not.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Claire R., A. Wesker - Complete
Left for Hellsing reviews
A strange disease sweeps through London, leaving Hellsing to search for survivors.
Crossover - Hellsing & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,267 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Seras, Zoey - Complete
Happy Birthday and the Wasteland Princess reviews
MacCready is expelled from Little Lamplight, much to Princess' delight. After finding that Big Town isn't all it was cracked up to be, his career a civic leader enters a new phase.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - MacCready, Princess - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Cthulhu reviews
Voldemort is small potatoes compared to the Great Old Ones, much to he and the rest of the HP crew's dismay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Harry P.
The Adventures of Moira Brown reviews
Moira Brown is the Capital Wasteland's last chance for salvation, redemption, vindication, and other words that end in ion.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Moira Brown - Complete
Seras V Predator reviews
London is gripped by a heatwave and something that's not a vampire is killing people.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Seras
Resident Hellsing: Apocalypse reviews
The world has been overrun by the T-virus. Seras and Integra are the only survivors of Hellsing and must unite with old friends and join forces with their enemies in order to salvage what's left of humanity.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,931 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras, Integra - Complete
Resident Hellsing: Code Iscariot reviews
Iscariot missed out on Raccoon City, but not to be outdone, Maxwell sends Anderson to Rockfort Island in an effort to strike at Umbrella.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,996 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Resident Hellsing 2 reviews
Six years after Seras escaped from Raccoon City, she is sent on a mission to rescue the American president's daughter who has gone missing in Europe.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,892 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Seras - Complete
Naruto Zombies reviews
A mysterious rain cloud turns the inhabitants of Konoha into cannibals, all except for a few who must now try and survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Resident Hellsing reviews
Seras is sent to Raccoon City to investigate Umbrella. Her timing couldn't be worse.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,625 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Tactical Error reviews
Pip and Integra begin a romance after a slight tactical error leaves them and the Wild Geese to defend the Hellsing manor by themselves. PipXIntegra
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,199 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Integra, Pip - Complete
Fruits Hellsing reviews
Torhu Honda meets Father Anderson on a train.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
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