SqornshellousZeta
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Joined 04-07-04, id: 567947
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

I need to update soon.

Now I'm SqornshellousZeta, the same name I use for Xanga, once known as theLittlestElf which was once Padfoottheevilelf.

I think I'll remain SqornshellousZeta for a while.

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Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8679 - Favs: 11,044 - Follows: 8,385 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Portrait Of The Man On The Moon by ckat44 reviews
COMPLETE! Harry's 6th year starts off rough. He is holding a secret that he can't tell anyone in fear of being shunned and cast aside by all. He is bitten by Moony but Lupin doesn't remember. Strange familiar professor, and a painter is... different
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,657 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Live And Let Die by DescendingAngel reviews
After 5,focus on Snape's pov; also with Lupin, McGonagall. Harry returns to Hogwarts sooner than expected,new year begins,he gets into trouble,Snape and Lupin are sent on a rescue mission. I swear the story's better than the summary ;) (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,470 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Unwell by Obi the Kid reviews
Humor. Pre-TPM. Obi-Wan is 13. Non-Slash. Obi-Wan lets his
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005
I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by Backroads reviews
After helping defeat Voldemort, Ron finds himself not only dead, but a ghost. Worse, his brother Percy had died unbeknownst to the family a year earlier. Worse still, they've been sentenced to spend the next century together. Will they survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 122,462 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ron W., Percy W. - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If Things Had Been Different by TwilightsMuse reviews
Complete! Sixth Year. Julius DeVere, hidden son of Severus Snape enrolls at Hogwarts. After fifteen years of no contact, what can this stranger of a boy teach his father?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,885 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Sirius's Midget Adventure by From the Silent Planet reviews
Honey, you shrunk the Sirius. Sirius was being a pest, Lily was in a bad mood, and James is still laughing at the result. No slash, more to come, please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B.
When Time Stands Still by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The usual Harry-goes-back-in-time, but with minimal romance. My first fic, so please R&R. Constructive criticism is accepted but no flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Truth Really IS Stranger Than Fiction by Luinramwen reviews
An unidentified student gives Sirius a VERY strong dose of Veritaserum, but no one notices. Well, not until he starts telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, anyways...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Sirius B.
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Depressed reviews
Sirius is depressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Sirius B.
A Sirius Fanfiction reviews
Sirius decides to write his own fanfiction about himself! Totally G rated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Sirius B.
The Dark Force Defense League reviews
The day after James and Lily died, Sirius Black 'killed' Peter and went to Azkaban. But what about the last marauder? The morning after he lost his friends Remus Lupin goes on an adventure he will never forget. PG for violence. NO-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Remus L.
The Unexplainable End to the Thing Called Sanity reviews
When sneaking back from the kitchens one night, the marauders (and a greasy fiend) find themselves in an insane world. Will they ever get out? Was Adavia Stellona right? Will Adhamhnan Uallgarg Muireadhach ever eat his poptart in peace?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Hogwarts Psychiatrist reviews
Under Hogwarts, there's a door that leads to the psychiatrist office. Enter and you will find what goes on when the Harry Potter characters arn't fighting Voldemort, what fangirls these days are up to and the reason Snape hates shampoo. 10th chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004
The Prisoner of Hogwarts reviews
This is a story... (Duh) Ahem. This is a story about Remus Lupin when he returns to Hogwarts as a teacher! Between him, Rufus the talking stag head and the murderer Sirius who is out to kill Harry, it will be an interesting year for Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Remus L.
Pictures and Punishments reviews
The teachers of hogwarts are having a little conversation with the marauder's parents about the four boy's pranks, but can they be heard when the parents don't believe their children would do such things?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2004
Dragon Pox reviews
Sirius: Press the button. I dare you to! This is a story about Peter, Remus and I when we got dragon pox. James was put on hospital duty to be our slave. (Update) Sixth chapter added! Remus will be ok!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
War Against the Molar reviews
Remus has his last loose baby tooth. Now its up to his friends to help him pull it out. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Remus L.
The Other Side of the Veil reviews
He fell to the other side of the veil and left our hearts shattered and our eyes full of tears...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Sirius B.
Haircuts or Cooking reviews
Molly Weasley can not stand it any longer! The order needed haircuts, so she decides that they will get haircuts, or... Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Molly W., Sirius B.
Albert the Invincible Maruader Mascot reviews
Albert is half jarvey and half kneazle and is on the run from the ministry, but quite on accident he mets the marauders and has many adventures with them. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Remus L.
Albert'z Easter reviews
Remus's pet Albert is half jarvey and kneazle and knows exactally how to celebrate Easter. Family friendly story. Read and Review. Happy Easter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Remus L.
Sirius Black and the Roach that Haunts the Night reviews
Alas Sirius finds a roach he can not kill! (G) rated family friendly. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Marauders Warning reviews
Fun little poem and the first thing I have posted! Hope you like and it makes your day a little happier!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Sirius B.