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Author has written 70 stories for Dynasty Warriors, Street Fighter, Final Fantasy VIII, King of Fighters, Justice League, Family Guy, Harry Potter, Legend of Zelda, Soul Calibur, Naruto, Code Lyoko, Final Fantasy IX, Anime X-overs, Dragon Ball Z, X-Men, Pokémon, Batman the Animated Series, X-Men: The Movie, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Kingdom Hearts, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Batman, Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy X-overs, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, and Star Wars.

Last Updated: August 28th, 2015 @ 6:00 P.M.

We are the four elements of fandoms: Humor, Fantasy, Abstract, and Poetry

Many people have asked why we bold the spoken dialog in most of our stories. The reason is that Master Jin Sonata is a veteran forum role-player, and that style is what has stayed with him ever since. The rest of us? We all adopted his unique style! Time Master


What's In This Profile?

Section I: Introduction
Section II: What's New?
Section III: Our Profiles
Section IV: Our Statistics
Section V: Our Fics
Section VI: Miscellaneous Stuff/Campaigns


Section I: Introduction

Welcome to our profile page, glad you could stumble on in! In this profile you will find some information about us, the authors, the fanfics we will be writing, and much more! We believe that fics should be well made, entertaining, and fun! So stay and enjoy yourself, we would love to hear from you!


Section II: What's New?

New! We are re-uploading our old fics (by series) into collections and then deleting the dated ones!

Announcement! We are still taking story requests! PM or E-Mail us if there is a story you would like us to write!

Announcement! Like the fics we've written? Subscribe so you won't miss out on more awesome stories that we write every month!


Section III: Our Profiles

Meet the illustrious leader of the group!
Element: FIRE!

Name: Daniel
Gender: Male
Pen Name: Master Jin Sonata (Sonata)
Age: 28
Hobbies: Graphic Design, writing, reading, cooking, videogames

Personal Quote: "Humor makes the world go round, and I'm a true believer of that!"

A Word From Sonata: "Greetings everyone! I am the self-proclaimed 'King of Comedy!' I'll be rolling out with tons of funny and entertaining stories all across the months, so keep in touch and leave feedback, cuz I love reviews! Peace out, everyone, and to my fans: thanks for all the support!"


Meet the hyperactive and lovable member of the group!
Element: WIND!

Name: Anna V.
Gender: Female
Pen Name: Time Master (T.M.)
Hobbies: Writing, poetry writing, hanging out with friends, listening to music
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Food: Tacos, Ramen
Favorite Games: Suikoden, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy XII, Legend of Dragoon, Sonic Adventure, Genji: Dawn of the Samurai
Favorite Anime Shows: Narue, Patlabor, Witch Hunter Robin, Trinity Blood, El Hazard, Slayers, Super Gals, Kodocha, Noein, Death Note, To Heart, MagiKano, Venus vs Virus
Favorite Music: Anything by Kylie Minogue, Madonna, and Gwen Stefani

Personal Quote: "The true art of storytelling is to appeal the masses no matter what the genre! Write on and have fun!!"

A Word From Time Master: "Hiya!! I'm Daniel's cousin, Anna, and I'm on a mission to write about my favorite games and shows and then screw them up with crazy happenings and events! I also do Romance, Mystery, and Poetry themed fics, something my cousin Daniel refuses to touch! So beware, the evilness that is me is coming! Muahahahahah!! Um, anyways…hope you enjoy my stories!"


Meet the evil, emo, no-nonsense member of the group!
Element: EARTH

Name: Gina X.
Gender: Female
Pen Name: Nocturne
Hobbies: Writing music, reading, listening to rock music
Favorite Color: Black and Grey
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Games: Digital Devil Saga, Devil May Cry, God of War, Guitar Hero
Favorite Anime Shows: Dragon Ball Z, Ghost in the Shell, Code Lyoko
Favorite Music: ACDC, Ozzy, anything metal and rock, J-Pop, K-Pop, J-Rock, K-Rock

Personal Quote: "Death, darkness, hate, sorrow...and the occasional humor is my muse."

A Word From Koaishine: "Um...yeah...I'm Nocturne, friend of Master Jin Sonata. In real life I am a really mean gothic-emo bitch who likes to scare little children. Anyways, I like to write stories based on the dark side of things, you know, angst, horror, and I even do some humor every once in a while if Master Jin bugs me enough...v_v;;;; . Anyways, enjoy the stories or prepare to feel the pain of 'The Hand of Slapping'. Ciao."


Meet the raging beast from the east with a burning imagination!
Element: WATER!

Name: Ryoko
Gender: Female
Pen Name: Aoi
Hobbies: Kendo, craft making
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Food: Red Bean Cake
Favorite Games: Fatal Frame, Samurai Shodown
Favorite Anime Shows: Everything
Favorite Music: J-Pop, K-Pop

Personal Quote: “Sore wa reisei-sa o tamotsu."

A Word From Aoi: "Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa Ryōkodesu, to watashi wa kaku no ga suki! Watashi wa karera to kakikomi o masutāsonata niyotte shōtai sa reta. Watashi wa anata kara takai hyōka o eru tame ni negatte imasu!"


Section IV: Our Statistics

Here are some of our stats from our profiles that normally can't be seen by others.

We are on the favorites list of : 148 members.

We are on the author alert list of : 93 members.

Total words archived : 389,100 words

Avg. number of words per entry : 5,016

Numbers of hits to our profile page : 987,784


Section V: Our Fics

Our Top Ten Most Popular Fics

This list features our most popular fics we have written based on reviews, hits, and fics that have been favorite-ized! This is updated every month.

10) X-Men: Wolverine Tries To Find Work
9) Soul Calibur: The Beach Party
8) The King of Fighters: South Town Stories 2
7) Dynasty Idiots: Silly Dynasty Warrior Shorts
6) The King of Fighters: South Town Stories
5) Kingdom Hearts: That's Illegal You Know?
4) Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories
3) Dynasty Warriors: Dynasty Idiots 2: Letters of Insanity
2) Harry Potter: Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List
1) Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket

Thank you all for the support and reviews!


Section VI: Miscellaneous Stuff/ Campaigns

Visit Master Jin Sonata's Message Board!
Hello! After you are finished reading our fics, visit my message board called 'The Ethereal Universe Unlimited! There, you can talk about the latest subjects, read some more fanfics and original stories, and even role-play! Join today!



Sidenote: Sonata's username there is Nu Dragon

Chat With Us!
Drop us a message once in a while and let's chat via PM or E-Mail, or chat with Master Jin Sonata via IM!

PM Us!: Just send us a message from the link at the top of this profile page.


Campaigns

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Long Time FanFiction.net Members!!

If you have been a member of Fanfiction.net for three years or more, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list! (Master Jin Sonata, Time Master)

If you read it, review it.

Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hates them.

Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despise the pairing.

Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.


Final Word:

“Fanfiction isn't copying - it's a celebration. One long party, from the first capital letter to the last full stop!” Jasper Fforde

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

SeeD Reports by xX GTAshadow Xx reviews
A few weird SeeD reports...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/2/2006
Revolutionary Étude by Fenris30 reviews
Whip and her teammates are stationed in Austria. Heidern had taken a great interest in Adelheid Bernstein-and he never told the others why. Now, Sky Noah is docked near Vienna, and truths begin to surface. Pairing of Adelheid/Whip.
King of Fighters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Over The Mistletoe by tranquilitygal95 reviews
Tis the Christmas Season at Kadic Academy, and that sprig of mistletoe is the only thing Aelita wants. JxA, YxU. Oneshot.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Aelita S., Jeremie B. - Complete
Just One Bed? by HimmelsDraculina reviews
This is what happens when you have no money and have two friends that hate each other. Oneshot. Rated for mild language.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Completely Stupid Comeback Special For Cookie Mons by HPparasiempre reviews
Cookie Monster was put off cookies and onto vegetables, well this is what happened to bring back cookies. Characters?: Cookie Monster and Elmo, Warnings: slight swaering in a funny way
Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
The How to Annoy Dante Guidebook by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Joint effort between Vergil and myself to give tips on how to annoy Dante.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Final Fantasy 8 just plain wrong Again by Nick-thegeek reviews
final fantasy 8 from an odd point of view again. chapter 7 now up.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 5/24/2004
Xana wins by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
fixed chapter thing...How did it happen...why am I dyiing...This isn't right. Xana's not supposed to win...I don't want to die. I just want to go home. Od, don't let me die!
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
Greco Direct by Dixxy Mouri reviews
To save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, call Greco Direct! Uh. . . right?
Chrono Cross - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Squall Leonhart by Shibaryou reviews
It's Christmas, and all Squall can really say about it is, ...Whatever despite his friends' attempts at giving him some Christmas cheer.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Squall L. - Complete
Camping At Obel Lake by Shibaryou reviews
The fic should be better than the title... Head Master Cid decides to try out a new "Wild Life Survival" class for SeeDs and SeeD candidates, but would this turn out to be a bad idea when he chooses the Haunted Summer Camp at Obel Lake?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Final Fantasy VII: The Complete Guide To Chocobos reviews
Watch Cloud as he gets screwed over in these hilarious crack-tutorials on how to handle chocobos! This is a re-release of our numerous Final Fantasy VII chocobo themed comedy fics we have written over the years! Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29
Batman: The Complete Bad Day Parody Saga
Chapter 5 is up! This is a re-release of our numerous 'Batman's Bad Day' stories we have written over the years. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,398 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 4/16
Dragon Ball Z: The Complete Fast Food Parody Saga
Chapter 3 is up! This is a re-release of our fast-food themed Dragon Ball Z stories we have written over the years. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again! Rated T for language and violence.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,471 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/4
Final Fantasy: The Perfect Drama Collection
Complete! This is a re-release of our drama-themed Final Fantasy stories we have written over the years. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,408 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Barret Vs The Burger King Mascot: The Complete Saga reviews
Complete! This is a re-release of our numerous Final Fantasy VII/Burger King themed crossover comedy fics we have written over the years! Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29 - Barret W. - Complete
Final Fantasy: The Comedy Series Collection reviews
Complete! This is a re-release of a few stand-alone comedy-themed Final Fantasy stories we have written over the years. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again! Rated T for language and violence.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
Inuyasha: The Complete Feudal Era Collection reviews
Complete! This is a re-release of our three Inuyasha stories we have written over the years. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 5/4 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Fifty Shades of Zhang He reviews
Chapters 4 is up! These are a collection of 100-150 word shorts starring the flamboyant and lovable Wei Officer Zhang He, his daily exploits, and the wide array of reactions from his fellow Dynasty Warriors. Rated T.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/30 - Zhang He
Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket (2015 Edition) reviews
Chapter 43 is now up! Admit it, by now the continued presence of Team Rocket may have gotten on your last nerves by now. Now here's your chance to see the duo be humiliated, owned, and destroyed in any way you please. Tell us their fate and it shall be done! Rated T for violence and language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Team Rocket
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories 2: End of Honor reviews
Chapter 7 is up! This is the direct sequel to the first Ultimate Ninja Stories. The Hidden Lead Village goes bankrupt? Jiraiya's a corrupt S.O.B. who resorts to even more perverted practices? The village gets invaded by Spider-Man? These crazy crack stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe! Warning: OOC runs rampant within. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/20
Naruto: 日向の気持ち Hinata's Feelings reviews
完了! NARUTO -ナルト - 日向の気持ちの詩。楽しみにしてご確認ください! Translation: Complete! Poetry of Hinata's feelings for Naruto. Please enjoy and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - Japanese - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh: The Insanity of Kaiba Trilogy reviews
Complete! What happens when you take a well-loved (well not really) character and completely destroy their character? This trilogy of previously-published crack-fics have been re-written and updated, and is sure to give you a pretty good idea on how Seto Kaiba has lost his marbles. Rated T for language and silly violence.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/22 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Mario: The Complete Classics Collection reviews
Chapter 10 is up! This is a re-release of our numerous Mario shorts we have written over the years, plus two brand new stories serving as the finale! Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the nostalgic read again!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/17 - Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad
Soul Calibur: Nightmare Fuel reviews
One-Shot Complete! In this silly scenario, Nightmare buys a Hummer and has no idea why it stopped working. Maybe a local gas station clerk could tell him what's wrong with it. Rated T for language.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19 - Nightmare - Complete
Wolverine: The Collective Remakes of Awesomeness 2 reviews
Complete! This is a re-release of three more of my old X-Men parody fics starring Wolverine. Each story has been re-edited and re-formatted. Whether you have seen the originals or missed them completely, these will be worth the read again!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/12 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: That's Illegal, You Know? reviews
Complete! Some pencil-necked dweeb and his Moogle are going around the various Kingdom Hearts universes and harassing and wrongfully arresting your favorite characters. Tell us whom you want these two jerks to visit and we'll make it happen! Let the LOL's begin!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Batman Hates Halloween V reviews
Complete! Another year has arrived, and Bruce Wayne faces the most ridiculous turn of events on this Halloween: his arch rival taking his place as the caped crusader for the night. What will become of this insanity? Rated T. Happy Halloween!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Star Trek vs Star Wars: Extra Stupid Edition reviews
Complete! The crew of the Starship Enterprise goes out to eat at KFC, only to find Colonel Sanders missing. The idiotic Captain Picard and his crew must travel to the Star Wars Galaxy to get him back! Witness the stupidity of this classic crossover!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Batman Hates Halloween IV reviews
Complete! Batman leaves Gotham City this year to avoid being bullied by Joker and his goons on Halloween. Does Bruce Wayne finally have a fail-proof plan, or will it all be for naught as the previous holidays? Rated T.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Yuan Shao's Guide To Etiquette reviews
Complete! Yuan Shao thinks you have no poise or proper manners. Not to worry, he and his associates will school you on the rules of etiquette. But will it work on the rest of the Dynasty Warriors? Read and find out!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Yuan Shao - Complete
KoF: Kyo, Iori, and Shingo's Grocery Store reviews
Complete! The final installment of the series! Kyo, Iori, and Shingo open up a grocery store within South Town. Will they finally start a successful business, or will all hope go down in flames. Let the final insanity commence!
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Massive Crossover of Chaos reviews
Complete! All is normal at Hogwarts…until various movie, comic, and game heroes invade their turf! Nothing will be the same again in this special multi-author project. Request a guest appearance from a movie or comic character! Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Soul Calibur: Journey of Randomness reviews
Complete! Twenty-Four complete morons vie for possession of the sacred and cursed swords. Which of your favorite Soul Calibur characters will stand victorious in the end? Rated T for language, violence, and silliness! To be continued in future sequel.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Mario: Princess Peach Drives Bowser Insane 2 reviews
One-Shot Complete! The sequel to the popular fic, Bowser tries to kidnap Peach again, but this intolerable brat of a girl gives him even more hell this time around! Rated T for mild language.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Batman Hates Halloween III reviews
Complete! Parody Fic! The eccentric millionaire hero Bruce Wayne has had it with being harassed by the villains of Gotham every year on Halloween. This time around he has a foolproof plan to not get pranked. Or does he? Rated T.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Sakura & Friends Shoto School Adventures reviews
Complete! Sakura, Ibuki, Makoto, and Karen thought they were going to an Anime Convention, but wind up stuck with Ryu and the other shoto-clones for a month-long retreat in the wilderness. What crazy antics will Sakura and her friends get into this time?
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Dynasty Idiots 3: Epic Lunacy reviews
Complete! The heroes of the three kingdoms are at it again with their asinine antics! Witness even more crazy and dumb scenes involving your favorite heroes from the Three Kingdoms! Rated T for language and violence. Don't forget to R&R!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
KoF: The King of Fighters: South Town Stories 2 reviews
Complete! The sequel to the original smash hit. Witness more randomness with your favorite KOF characters of South Town in this special multi-author project. Join us or request/suggest a future chapter to be written! Please R&R.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008
Batman Hates Halloween II reviews
Complete! Sequel to last year’s special! Batman suspects something fishy when an unplanned Halloween party is set to happen in Gotham City. Will he make it through Halloween in one piece, or will the villains win again?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Zelda: The Misadventures of Link 2: Damn You Navi! reviews
Complete! Watch as Navi the Navigation Fairy messes with our Hyrulian hero in this series of pseudo-drabble stories. Will Link's streak of bad luck do him in, or will he finally get back at the annoying fairy? Rated K for mild violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Link, Navi - Complete
Wolverine: The Collective Remakes of Awesomeness reviews
Complete! This is a re-release of my first three comedy themed X-Men fics starring Wolverine. Each story has new scenes, alternate endings, new chapters, and even a new short at the very end! Seen the originals? These will be worth the read again!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Dynasty Idiots 2: Letters of Insanity reviews
Complete! The final letter is up! We have uncovered various secret letters written by your favorite Dynasty Warriors characters. Witness as the chaos ensues in this special multi-author project.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Mario: Princess Peach Drives Bowser Insane reviews
One-Shot Complete! Prepare to see a whole new side of Peach as she drives Bowser loony after he captures her and takes her prisoner in his own castle. Rated T for language. Review and get a cookie!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories reviews
Complete! Naruto takes Jiraiya to court? Gaara is a pharaoh? Orochimaru runs a daycare? Sasuke is a mob boss? Tsunade has a gambling problem? Kikashi and Might Guy are Newscasters? These crazy stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,096 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Sonic: Dr Robotnik’s New Machine reviews
One-Shot Complete! Here is more proof that Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik is a complete doofus. He creates a new machine that Sonic can't break, but is it really that perfect as he believes? Please read and review! Rated K
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sonic, Sir Lancelot - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Gan Ning's Gym 3: Night Terrors reviews
Complete! Gan Ning leaves Huang Zhong to manage his gym during the overnight hours. What freaky, strange, and silly events will plague the old senile Shu officer? Rated T for mild language, and violence.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Batman Hates Halloween reviews
Complete! It’s Halloween night, and Bruce Wayne does not want to deal with any kids like he has the previous years. This year, however, he gets a visit from an unexpected group of mischievous individuals. Rated T for comic mischief.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Wolverine: Logan Tries To Find Work reviews
Complete! A rather lazy Wolverine is forced to go out and get himself a job. Can he find work before midnight, or will he kicked out of the X-Mansion indefinitely? See the humor and chaos that unfolds! Rated T for language, violence, and comic mischief.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Zelda: The Misadventures of Link 1: Baby Ganondorf reviews
Complete! This is my second fic with the group. Poor Link…Zelda confronts him and asks him to baby-sit an infant version of Ganondorf. How will Link handle the mischievous and evil little brat? Rated K for mild violence & language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
KoF: The King of Fighters: South Town Stories reviews
Complete! It's a typical day in South Town…or is it? See a series of hilarious events involving many of your favorite King of Fighters characters dealing with everyday life in the streets of South Town. Rated T for language and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Mobile Suit Gundam: The Mega Gundam vs Everyone reviews
Complete! A gargantuan mobile suit is terrorizing the world. Now its up to the heroes and villains from the different Gundam series to take it out. Can they do it? Rated T for language, crude humor, and violence.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Dynasty Idiots 1: Silly Dynasty Warrior Shorts reviews
Complete! Dong Zhuo getting own by a brick? Da Qiao a part-time superhero? Sima Yi getting humiliated in a debate? These are just a few of the silly short stories you'll find within. Rated T for language, violence, and extremely stupid humor.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Final Fantasy VIII2: The Fashion Show Disaster reviews
Complete! Sequel to Final Fantasy VIII: Commercial Hell. The FF8 characters are now asked to put on a fashion show! What else could go wrong for our heroes within the next few days of its preparation? Rated T for language, violence, and comic mischief.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Soul Calibur Talent Contest reviews
Complete! Tira and Nightmare are hosting the first ever Soul Calibur Talent Contest! Which characters will win as ‘Most Talented’ in this funny fic? Rated T for language, violence, and suggestive themes.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Final Fantasy VIII: Commercial Hell reviews
Complete! What happens when the characters from FF8 appear in real life advertisements? All hell breaks loose! Nothing will seem the same when they get involved! Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter: Severus Snape vs Harry Potter: The Wizardry Wars reviews
Complete! Harry Potter and Professor Severus Snape duke it out in a series of events as they try to one up each other. Who will win in this chaotic fic? Rated T for language, violence, and plenty of stuff that is just plain wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Dragon Ball Z: The Intergalactic Bowling Tournament Remix reviews
Complete! The updated version with new content in later chapters. Five teams from the DBZ Universe face off against one another as they bowl and try to win the cup! Random and crazy events ensue! Rated T for language and violence.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Wolverine: Logan Tries To Date Scott's Girlfriend reviews
Complete! Wolverine is at it with his silly antics again, this time trying to get real cozy with Jean Grey, but Cyclops doesn't like it one bit. All hell could break loose as Cyclops tries to stop Wolverine from taking his girlfriend out on a date.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Zelda: Link And His Merry Men reviews
Complete! A look at Link and his band of bumbling thieves as they try to get through many a day in their quest to save Nottingham from the corrupt leaders and officers, However, this will prove to be much harder then expected. Rated T for language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Sakura Annoys The Hell Out Of M Bison reviews
Complete! The hyperactive Sakura you all now and love from my first street fighter fic is back to annoy M. Bison to the max! How will the Shadaloo gang handle the sweet yet destructive street fighter? Rated T for violence and crude humor.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
KoF: Kyo And Iori's Restaurant reviews
Complete! Sequel to Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe and Iori's Deli. The two rivals unknowingly rent out the same building that will become a restaurant. Can these two get along for once, or will all hell break loose again? Rated T for language, and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Cao Cao's Battle Report 4: End of Honor reviews
Complete! This is the final installment of the Battle Report series. This is Cao Cao's last chance to successfully rule over China. Can he do it, or will he and his entire army screw up again? Rated T for language and goofy violence.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Final Fantasy IX: Zidane's Christmas Party reviews
Complete! It's Christmas time in Alexandria, and Zidane is putting together a big holiday party at the castle. Little does he know that Eiko will be competing for Zidane's attention from Dagger. Will Eiko get her way? Rated T for mild language.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Gan Ning's Gym 2: Another Day reviews
Complete! Sequel to the original fic. A month has passed since Gan Ning opened his new fitness center for all of the Dynasty Warriors to use. Now that he has expanded his gym, Gan Ning is faced with even more ridiculous events! Rated T for mild violence.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Code Lyoko: Jeremie’s Computer Gets Busted reviews
Complete! Odd accidentally breaks Jeremie’s computer, and now he and the rest of the Lyoko gang have to do odd jobs around the school to work off the damages. Hilarity and crazy situations will follow! Rated T for mild language.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
KoF: The King of Fighters News At Five reviews
Complete! Did you know The King of Fighters cast have their own news program? Witness some weird and hilarious news reports involving your favorite characters. Rated T for language and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Final Fantasy IX: Eiko's Kitchen reviews
Complete! In the kingdom of Alexandria lies a weekly cooking program filmed in the kitchen of Alexandria Castle. Eiko, the little summoner girl you all love or hate hosts her first show! Will things go as planned? Rated T for language and gross humor.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Eiko C. - Complete
Family Guy: Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again reviews
Complete! After a string of recent robberies have the police of Quahog dumbfounded, it's up to Mayor Adam West to put on his old Batman costume and save the day once again…but can this delusional mayor handle it alone? Rated T for crude humor.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Sakura's Shoto Fan Club reviews
Complete! Sakura starts her own Fan Club that idolizes Ryu and all the other guys who share the similar discipline! When Karen finds out about this, she tries to spoil the fun. It’s an all out girl fest from here on out! Rated T for language.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Gan Ning's Gym reviews
Complete! Gan Ning opens a gym in the center of the Three Kingdoms. Will he able to handle a days' worth of weird, funny, and horrifying events within his fitness center? Rated T for crude humor.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter: Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List reviews
Complete! These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Soul Calibur Beach Party reviews
Complete! The cast of the Soul Calibur series get together for a party at the beach. Will they get along, let alone get through a day of faults and mishaps? Read and find out! Rated T for language, violence, and some suggestive themes.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Cao Cao's Battle Report 3: Total Chaos reviews
Complete! Another altercation involving Cao Cao dealing with the other kingdoms during a decisive battle. Only this time, he is faced with a far greater problem: His own stupid generals! Will he ever get a break? Rated T for violence and language.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Superman's Bad Day reviews
Complete! Batman isn’t the only superhero who has a bad day once in a while. Now witness the ‘Man of Steel’ make it through a day of blunders and mishaps. Who's behind all of this and what's the motive? Rated T for Superman bashing, violence and language.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
KoF: Iori's Deli reviews
Complete! Sequel to Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe. Iori opens a deli. Will he have better luck earning money in his own shoppe then he did at Kyo's? It's going to be one long day for him after he hires an odd group of workers. Rated T for language and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
KoF: Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe reviews
Complete! Kyo opens an ice cream shoppe in South Town, but needs a few good people to help him run it. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for violence, language, and plenty of Iori bashing!
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Final Fantasy VIII: Cactuar Gone Wild: Prickly Intent reviews
Complete! Squall summons Cactuar during a training session at Balamb, but it goes completely awol. What happens to everyone in the garden when a crazed, murderous cactus goes on a rampage? Dare to find out? Rated T for mild language and lots of violence!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Cao Cao's Battle Report 2: Battlefield Folly reviews
Complete! Cao Cao is on the battlefield, and gets several odd reports from one of his scouts. He goes to investigate. Hilarity and violence ensues! Rated T for language and violence. Please R and R!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Sakura's Concert Tickets reviews
Complete! Sakura gets two tickets to the greatest teen rockgroup concert in the world, but she needs someone to go with her. Her quest to find another hopeful takes her around the world. Beware the craziness that ensues. Rated T for violence.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Cao Cao's Battle Report reviews
Complete! In the year 206 A.D. Cao Cao, the ruler of the Wei Forces, got completely owned by the opposing kingdoms. This is Cao Cao's Battle Report. Rated T for mild language and violence.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
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