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Joined 04-23-14, id: 5682488, Profile Updated: 08-18-14
Author has written 5 stories for My Little Pony, and South Park.

My (nick)name is Butters, courtesy my friend and the girl who introduced me to South Park (drumroll please) RAINSHINE/MOON THE ADVENTURER!

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South Park

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Doctor Who


Writing Style (hey, Style!):

I really like to write, even though I suck! Please review my work. If you have any ideas, please PM me because I honestly don't know what I am doing! I write fluff, and pretty much whatever I want to.


"My name is Butters, I'm fourteen years old, I'm blood type B, and I am bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your GOD must be a little bi-curious himself!”


Raised LDS/Mormon, but I don't really know.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I just think some girls are cute
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government (sometimes), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I don't like BABIES, so I MUST be a heartless bastard
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


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I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,231 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Angel With A Shotgun by SleepyLittleLoser reviews
Above the sky, there is a community of angels. When an angel turns 16 they are assigned a task of bravery and sacrifice to gain their wings. Although not every angel is brave enough to agree to it, every angel gets their wings one way or another- and three of them are going to learn that the hard way. But are their targets of interest really worth it? Kyman Creek & Bunny COMPLETED!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,614 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Cursed Gift by Impassive Tears reviews
"My name is Kyle Broflovski. Today, I died." Multiple pairings. Permanently discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Disney by Hespara reviews
When you are a disney creation, you automatically are accepted into Hogwarts. This includes the most recent Elsa, Ana, Kristoff, Hans, as well as many other disney characters (and Dreamworks) from your favorite disney princess movies. Join Elsa in her fifth and most adventerous year of howarts yet! Jelsa ( Jack x Elsa )
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014
Competition by Impassive Tears reviews
Craig and Stan never quite saw eye to eye. Craig/Tweek, Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Hate to Love by PercyJacksonWillKickYourButt reviews
Nico spends his time alone in lonely dark corners, so Leo decides to make friends with the pale Italian. Soon after, however, some feelings start to grow...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Nico A., Leo V.]
You get me by Impassive Tears reviews
Craig and Tweek start dating... Who knew it would lead to all this? Co-written with Drowned-In-Blood. M to be safe. Creek. Bunny. Style. Dip.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
Recovery can be rushed? by lynnstormfiction reviews
It seems that this year south park high have a lot of seniors in and out of the councilors office. But there are just some things that should be left to the professionals. So it's up to Rushing Rivers Recovery to try and do the job of helping the troubled teenagers from there haunting past and phobias. Will they learn to open up to one another? lets find out.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Appleblooms Question by Voldyne reviews
Applebloom has a question, but will she like the answer? WARNING INSIDE - Edits for errors.(Please point out if spotted)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Applebloom - Complete
Drunken by Impassive Tears reviews
Butters comes to terms with his feelings about Cartman and Kenny. For fangirlshippingness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Butters S. - Complete
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Abused Anonymous reviews
The characters of South Park come clean about their pasts in a program set up by the Park County School District to help students understand one another.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Butters' Secret reviews
Sixteen-year-old Butters has a secret. He decides to come clean to his overbearing parents just to make them angry. He reminisces of his life in South Park. WARNING: Contains dreadfully dark secrets :) You might not be able to handle it. I was going to rate it M. I'm being super cereal.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2014
Telltale reviews
Anonymous love letters have been circulating around Park County High School, and everybody has been wondering who sent them, and if they will get one. Why is this a trend going on with more than one person? Is love in the air? What pairings will arise? Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. Contains Yaoi/Slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2014
An Unlikely Pair reviews
This is a collection of shipping one-shots about Bunny. Some are fluffy, some are sad. I do not own South Park. This contains Yaoi/Slash. Don't like? Don't read. Like? Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Teachers Still Learn!
Introducing my OC, Honeycrisp Apple. The Apple family is in for several surprises when she comes to stay for a week. Friendships are made and destinies discovered. Please read and review!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Applebloom, Applejack, OC, Cheerilee