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I'm proud to be a Ravenclaw!!!

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You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter if:

You have more than one copy of a Harry Potter book, because you like'd the cover- or the old one has fallen apart. (Well... the cover to Order of the Phoenix is in pretty sorry condition...)

You have a cat/dog/bird toy cat/dog/bird called Crookshanks, Padfoot, Hedwig or Pig. Having a pig called pig doesn't count. (No, but that's only because my parents got our cat before I was born, so I didn't exactly have a say in naming it. I do have fish, but those really aren't fish names...)

You have dressed up as a Potter character for... something.

You have had dreams where you are at Hogwarts/ meeting JK Rowling.

You have written out long lists of characters/ spells/ predictions Trelawney makes.

You can quote large chunks of Harry Potter- from the books and the films.

You actually have an account here, AND you only write Potter fics. (I've only written one... but yes.)

Your family/friends groan whenever you mention Harry Potter, but you've lectured them on it so many times they start saying Potter words.

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Random Stuff

Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer

Friends are relatives you make for yourself -Gustache Deschamps

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

If the shoe fits, get one for the other foot.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

How to...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

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The Ice Within by Azimuth Zero reviews
"I foresee great conflict in this child's future... Many will fear him for his abilities. They may try to hurt him, to remove him from the throne... But Thomas is unlike you, Elsa. Fear will not be his greatest enemy. His greatest enemy will be hatred."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,415 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Elsa, Trolls, Duke of Weselton, OC
Harry Potter and the Love Letter by narugirl2003 reviews
One simple letter was all it took to change the view of a friendship. A simple correspondence between a 21 year old Harry from 2001 and a 15 year old Hermione from 1994 was all it took to alter that friendship into something more...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 149,260 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Get Used to It by MaraudingMuggle reviews
James and Lily in the beginning of their sixth year at Hogwarts. This is my take on how the two of them finally became friends. "We're mates, Evans. Get used to it." Jily. Please R&R! This should be a three-shot. T for slight swearing at times. Disclaimer: I do not own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15321 - Favs: 23,446 - Follows: 22,982 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34241 - Favs: 22,878 - Follows: 17,439 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The 94th Hunger Games by Emy Dagger reviews
Katniss and Peeta were never reaped, and the uprising never happened. Panem continued to thrive and have more Hunger games. it is now the 94th Hunger Games. But something is wrong this year. Something is off...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 4/14/2014
Jily (and other various pairings) Drabbles 101 by xxCallMeAmyxx reviews
101 fluff chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014
Letters For Rose: Epilogue by underneathasycamore reviews
Epiloque to "Letters For Rose". For Rose, the easy path would have been never telling her father about the letters that her Mother left her. But if Rose learned one thing about herself, it was that she never took the easy way out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Rose W. - Complete
Radishes by TessBug13 reviews
Luna Lovegood is a strange girl with many things in her past. What were those things?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luna L., Xenophilius L.
Alice's Adventures in Hogwarts by juliansimmons1205 reviews
The fall starts it all... Alice soon walks through the world of Harry Potter. Now, just read... and you will see the Alice everyone knows mixed with "The Boy who Lived."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Alice
Harry Hunting by Gibsos reviews
The ministry is overthrown and Harry disappears, telling no one how he plans to overthrow Voldemort. In an attempt to figure out his plan - and if it's actually feasible or not - certain members of the order arrange to call in an elite recon squad of students from Beauxbatons and Durmstrang, overlooked by Fleur and Viktor Krum. Companion/sort-of-sequel to Not a Veela.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Fleur D., Viktor K.
Not a Veela by Gibsos reviews
Life at Beauxbatons is difficult when you're not a Veela. Sort-of-prequel to Harry Hunting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - OC - Complete
Sick Day by Elfpen reviews
The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Will - Complete
The Hidden Veela by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Everyone thinks that Victorie is the one who has inherited their mother's Veela genes, but Dominique knows they're wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Dominique W., Lucy W. - Complete
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An Unwilling Gryffindor reviews
Scorpius Malfoy never meant to be a Gryffindor. It just sort of... happened. This is just a short oneshot. It may become a full story later. I hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Complete
Shadowed reviews
Emily and Hermione Granger were never what you'd call close. Half the time, they pretended each other didn't even exist. But Emily can't help feeling jealous when her sister is accepted into Hogwarts. Things get even worse when Emily is accepted as well a year later. Her teachers expect her to be like Hermione, but books just aren't for her. Can she cope with living in the shadows?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
The 5th House reviews
Katie Mason doesn't know what to expect from Hogwarts. She doesn't even know what house she wants to be in. Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff? But the Sorting hat has other ideas... Oneshot, just something random I thought up. Let me know if I should make other stories about the 5th house!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2014
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