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Joined 04-24-14, id: 5683934, Profile Updated: 07-26-15
Author has written 5 stories for Minecraft, Good Omens, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Supernatural.

Name: Madeline _

Age:11-16

Secret Crush: Starts with an 'A' but can't tell you any more for fear of _ finding out.

I love Fullmetal Alchemist, My Little Pony, Doctor Who, and correct spelling and grammar.

Check out my friend Fullmetalfeline's new story, Vengeance!

Also, check out her profile!

(P.S, It's spelled Sapphire)

Check out IceclawLPS's story, Lexi!

And her profile!

FAQ's!

Where is your penname from?

I was originally inspired by FullMetalFeline, and I just sorta...yeah.

Who The Heck Is FullMetalCanine?

Sob* I-I don't know anymore...

What Do You Live For?

I know I sound corny, but I live for the reviews you guys give. I know, authors say that all the time, but I actually feel really, really, good every time I get a review. Even a bad one is better than no review at all.

Random Things!

My friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you wish writing fanfiction was a school subject, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Go to life and make it take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN LEMONS! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life RUE THE DAY it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! Do you know who I am? I'M the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS your house down!" -Cave Johnson (I love Portal 2)

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste

Names

Type your name with your knuckles:FullMetalCanine

Type your name with your nose: FullMetalaACanine

Type your name with your elbow:DdDFyukkllMetaklCabnine

Type your name with your eyes closed: DukkMaelrLCamims

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Madizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver Wolf

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Margaret Vivian

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): McGmalne

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Eggnog!!!!!

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Amiuge

YOURWITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Therase

Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already done written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

J3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. {Hmm...uhhh...Steven?}

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? {Black}

3. Your first initial? {M...actually, ALL my initials are M.}

4. Your month of birth? {November}

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? {I like black more, but I like Silver.}

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. {Anika.}

7. Your favorite number? {Seven.}

8. Do you like California or Florida more? {Florida. I lived there for a while.}

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? {Lake. I'm afraid of falling, and the ocean is just a giant canyon populated with things that want to kill you.}

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). {I wish my crush would spontaneously change sexuality. }

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person. {What the hell?! I'm a lesbian!}

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. {Hell yeah, I'm aggressive! And you're a homophobe, apparently!}

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. {Yay.}

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. {F*. You just said it was going to blossom!}

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. {Okay, now I'm a little scared. It knows...}

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. {One of them. I have two.}

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. {I don't want that many! I just want my two best friends!}

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. {No. I like Florida for the ALLIGATORS!!!!!}.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. {Loyalty is my middle name. Well actually, my middle name is Margaret.}

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday.

{Done!}

FANFICTION –– UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), Wereninja(USA), DarkHorseBlueSky (USA), FullMetalCanine (USA)

I want to thank anyone who's reviewed my stories. You don't know how much that means to me.

I love you guys.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?! MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

Isil the Sheen the Vanyar of old named the Moon, flower of Telperion in Valinor, and Anar the Fire-Golden, fruit of Laurelin, they named the Sun. But the Noldor named them also Rána, the wayward, and Vása, the Heart of Fire, that awakens and consumes; for the was set as a sign for the awakening of Men and the waning of the Elves, but the Moon cherishes their memory.

So, can you tell I'm reading the Simarillion?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A white door—the one to my closet.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Finale of Supernatural, Season Ten!

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

10:57

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?

11:36

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas and my gum.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

One of NellisEllis's stories.

9. What are you wearing?

Wouldn't you like to know? No, I'm wearing a Doctor Who shirt I got from an anime convention, and some pants. Not jeans. I f*cking hate jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. Something about being underwater. I only remember the part about picking appropriate clothes to wear. For some reason.

11. When did you last laugh?

Must've been weeks ago. Oh, you mean a real, happy laugh? Um...years, probably.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Some old drawings, two Doctor Who posters, some arts-and-crafts sh*t.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

You mean besides a mirror?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting. Veeery interesting.

15. What is the last film you saw?

12 Angry Men. Henry Fonda is a great actor.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A metric TON of candy! So much f*cking candy.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

My eyes are blue-green-grey.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Mmm...no homework and world peace!

19. Do you like to dance?

HELL YES!

20. George Bush.

14.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ahhh...Ramona? Kira? Violet? Beatrice? Silvia? Victoria! Yes, Victoria.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hmmm...Anakin? Zorro? Victor, I think, or Ivan.


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you re-post this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting will happen

Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 0/6

Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You're very sweet and kind in public.
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[x] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.
[x] You have a crush who you'd literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Bipolar.
Total: 5/6

Megane (Glasses Character)
[X] You have glasses.
[ ] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ]You are always very polite in your speech.
[X] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[x ] You take discipline seriously.
[X] You have some sort of fetish for something.(xxxxxxx so many x's for this one..)
Total: 4/6

Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ]You are always almost overly polite.
[ ]You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You're an excellent cook.
[ ]You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 0/6

Lolita/Shota Character
[X] You like sweets or chocolate.
[x] You adore cute things and/or the word "kawaii".
[ ]You use Japanese suffixes like "-chan," "-tan," "-sempai," etc…
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like "nyo," "nyu," "un," etc…etc
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive. (XD you wish)
[X] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 3/6

STORIES

FMA Peeps Do Random Things: I love this. But, strangely, I haven't been paying much attention to it. In fact, I'll update it more frequently from now on.

Murderer in the Living Room: A Minecraft story. Not really sure how to explain it.

And The Snow Stained Red: A rather poetic story about a childish man who throws his emotions away when he doesn't know how to handle them.

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Strange Things About America by nicetwin123 reviews
There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 162,474 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 8/4/2015 - America
Lightning Strike: The Afterstory by Kallypso reviews
A sequel to the Lightning Strike trilogy. With Dante finally defeated, life after the struggle is complicated in all the best ways. Moment by moment, Liz, Envy, Ed, Al, and everyone else, live on through the little moments of normal life. But how long will normal life really last before the past comes knocking again? A mix of fluff, drama and plot spanning many years. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,663 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/17/2017 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Envy, OC
Young One by Demigirl17 reviews
Mycroft, John, and a very unwillingly Sherlock are off to the planet Goria. When the planets councilmen contemplate leaving the Republic, diplomacy might not be in the boys' favor. With tensions rising between Mycroft and Sherlock about the way of raising a padawan, distractions are ensured. Which will come as a problem when an old enemy returns to seal the deal. Did you miss me?
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
The Boogeyman tries to understand Fanfiction by Mystichawk reviews
After his defeat, Pitch only has enough energy to move his mouse. The Boogeyman is severely addicted to the web and one day, he finds a strange site and an even stranger girl. After that the Boogeyman's life takes a highly strange turn. He has a email-war with the Guardians, learns that writers are not to be trusted, and might be head over heels in love with Toothiana. Wait, WHAT!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 599,926 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Pitch, OC, Tooth - Complete
Not Quite The Devil You Know by Taranea reviews
Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Supernatural & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,154 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Educating America by Coffee-Flavored Fate reviews
America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 169,295 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, America
Daughter of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Sequel to "Bride of Discord." Fluttershy and Discord are blessed with a daughter, one who knew immediately that she was different from other ponies, but also quite powerful, powerful enough to catch the attention of the Queen of the Changelings...as well as her son. Cover art by floppy-fluttercord.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,903 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Screwball, OC] [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
When You Wish Upon the Moon by Not A Stranger reviews
In a moment of weakness, Pitch Black admits to himself that he doesn't want to be alone. Someone attempts to rectify that.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,443 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Pitch, Sandy - Complete
The King of the Sanctuary: A Strange New World by DxC95 reviews
AU. Scar is captured by humans and taken to a sanctuary, where he meets Rose, a dark-pelted lioness. As they get to know each other, they develop unexplained feelings. But will a jealous lion keep them apart? What about Scar's past? May change to T.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,352 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Scar/Taka - Complete
Angels High, Demons Wild by Hickumu reviews
Post "Heaven and Hell" pre "Sex and Violence". Crowley and Aziraphale aren't about to let their hard work averting the last Apocalypse go to waste, and travel to America to help. Unfortunately, their lives become interesting when they meet the Winchesters
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
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Ducks and the Apocalypse reviews
The Apocalypse happens again, and almost no one notices. Rated T for violence and minor curse words. Be aware I ship Aziraphale/Crowley, but it won't be the focus of the story. Also, Destiel, because Lucifer bless it so cute!
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Aziraphale, A. Crowley] Sam W., Dean W.
You've Been Chibi'd reviews
When a spell from England misfires, it ends up turning Italy into a child, with no memories of his adult self. The problem? England doesn't know how to reverse the spell! Meanwhile, Italy keeps confusing Germany for Holy Roman Empire. Which, of course, is absurd. GerIta. HRE/Ita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] Holy Roman Empire
You're Pretty Memorable reviews
I live for the nights I'll never remember, and the people I'll never forget. Prucan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2015
Murderer in the Living Room reviews
Murderer in the living room. . No, don't touch that knife, wai- oh, come on, Ani. Oh well, at least it wasn't Nellie...OC's accepted! Just PM me.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - OC
And The Snow Stained Red reviews
The cold had gotten angry. And now the snow was not clean anymore. The cold tried to clean the snow, then decided to get rid of it altogether. There is no place for weakness here. Short little one-shot, drabble. T for referenced violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Russia
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