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Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Hobbit, Pirates of the Caribbean, Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

About me: I love all the fandoms I've written stories for (except PotC; I just felt like writing a story for that one. Don't know why...), and I love Dr. Who as well (I will get to writing a story for that one someday...maybe...). The most fun to write about are the Hobbit and LotR fandoms because there's such a great Middle Earth community here on ffdotnet.

I love general writing as well as writing fanfiction and have recently created a writer's blog.

You may notice some of my stories mention The Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. This was a collaborative project by me, Lily Lindsey-Aubery, and Onesizefitsall in which we wrote a story a day from Dec. 14 to Christmas Day. It was tons of fun. And you can still read all the stories. (They're all on my favourites page.)

We did another countdown in 2015. These stories were written by twelve different people this time. You can find them all on my favourites page.

Update: There was another Christmas countdown in 2016. You can read all the stories if you visit the profile of Sixty-four K and check out her community The Fanfiction Christmas Countdown.

Update: We're doing one this year, too--2017. Check out my story below, Christmas with Peter; the first in the series.


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Life of Haldir by BlueberryMuffins76 reviews
When Haldir visits Mirkwood, rivalry ensues between him & Legolas. Join their adventures in & around the palace. Can arch enemies become best friends? No slash involved! Comments on Thranduil's are solely mine! Thank you flyingarrow for roleplaying with me & creating Legolas! I rather stole the "Life of..." idea from Lily-Lindsey Aubrey & hope you like it. Reviews much appreciated!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,087 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Legolas, Haldir, Thranduil, OC - Complete
Life of Lindir by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Current: Lindir intends to get rid of his enemies with the best weapon imaginable: blackmail! But when the tables are turned, what will the minstrel to do save his skin? Life of Lindir: A collection of Lindir stories. Currently contains Four parts. Written because the lesser Elves deserve more love!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Lindir
Mission: Impossible - Project Package by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Ethan, Benji, Ilsa, and Brandt. This is the team on whom the fate of the world as we know it rests. Will they complete their mission before Christmas, or die in the attempt? Set after Rogue Nation but with no spoilers. Part 5.0 of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Warning: NOT meant to be taken seriously.
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2015 - W. Brandt, Benji D., Ethan H., Ilsa F. - Complete
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Gotham, not a person was stirring, not even… oh nevermind. Needless to say, there was one person stirring, and that would be none other than the Joker. Hit by a sudden craving for Christmas cookies, he broke out of Arkham, taking with him the nefarious yet left-out Scarecrow. Day Four of the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, The Joker - Complete
All I Want for Christmas Is You by ThurinRanger reviews
Behold, day three of the Fanfiction Christmas countdown 2015! Anna embarks on a quest to find Kristoff the fuzzy socks he craves for Christmas, Elsa slaughters chickens, and Olaf is helpful. Sven is sheared, Christmas lights are tangled, and all will be right in the end(or will it?). DISC.: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE Kplus for merciless hen slaughtering. See Author's note.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
An Overdue Celebration, Planned by Eönwë and Mairon by NirCele reviews
Eönwë and Mairon are a little jealous. Why can the Elves celebrate this new 'Yule' when the Maiar don't ever get parties? The two friends take matters into their own hands, deciding upon a party and present-exchanging. It gets a little...out of control. Second story in the FanFiction Christmas Countdown 2015.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Eönwë, Sauron, Ilmarë, Maiar - Complete
Caroling Aboard the Enterprise by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
For two years Kirk and McCoy have gone around the Enterprise Christmas caroling. But when they are captured by Klingons on Christmas Eve, it changes things more than they ever expected. First story in the fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
The Lord of the Braces by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings. In which all dentists are evil. If you are a dentist you might not like this. Dentists will be insulted. And probably die. FOTR IS FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 37,483 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Samwise G., Peregrin T.
Life of Legolas by Sixty-four K reviews
The life of an elvish prince can be trying... but it can also be great deal of fun. With pranks to play one day and heroic adventures to go on the next, with social issues abounding in-between, Legolas never has a dull moment(or a moment's rest)! Current: Arc Two- Dwarf War
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Legolas, Lindir, Thranduil
Lyre, Lyre by Sixty-four K reviews
Companion to the first arc of "Life of Legolas". Feren feels terrible about his cousin Lindir's recent ordeal in Mirkwood. He'd do anything to help Lindir feel better- wait, did he say "anything"? In that case, Lindir has something he wants: a certain lyre, belonging to a certain Elvenking. How can Feren turn down this earnest request?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lindir, Thranduil, Galion, Legolas - Complete
HIT IT TIGWIT by Alex Hollister reviews
Tigwit (alias Feren) grows tired of his job as Thranduil's gatekeeper and decides to pursue a career in music, but his many money-making schemes seldom go as planned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir, Feren
Melkor's Restaurant by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Melkor's Restaurant serves food fit for the halls of Mandos! Only fresh ingredients used. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Open 24/7 every day of the week.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Nine Names For Trouble by Earial13 reviews
Who ever said wraiths were dull and hissy all the time? A compilation of tales concerning the (mis)adventures of the Nazgûl (who perhaps are not as competent as we were led to believe) and their witchified Captain. Such escapades, much chaos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Frodo B., Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul - Complete
Dear Sauron by AkenJizo reviews
Sauron is up to no good.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Galadriel, Sauron
Mighty Mjolnir by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Various avengers try to pick up Thor's mighty hammer. Will any of them succeed?
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Sherlocked Avengers of the Tardis Trek Ring by Alex Hollister reviews
Loki is dead after helping Thor, but can Clint Barton save him, and will he choose to? To bring the demigod back, he must travel through several fandoms with the help of a madman in a box. Cross-over includes Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Mission Impossible, and Sherlock. Some spoilers for Star Trek and Thor 2 only. Characters: Khan, Scotty, Tenth Doctor, Eomer, Bilbo.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Middle Earth: Its Mental Condition by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The characters in LOTR might be more mentally handicapped than we think. Diagnoses of all our favourite LOTR characters' mental problems. Bonus! Contains cures. (Some parts only make sense if you've seen the extended editions of the films) (And yes, that picture is a little disturbing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014
Best Wishes, Lady Galadriel! by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When Galadriel hires Orophin as wedding coordinator, things start to get out of hand. But what can you expect when Orophin never has a clue as to what's going on? Valentine's Day special.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Galadriel, Haldir, Celebrian, Rúmil
Fool of a Fellowship! by Phillica Clayaway reviews
The Fellowship of the Ring retold from each character's point of view as Gandalf abuses them verbally. Movie-verse. Warning: I am not a Gandalf hater. I just like being mean to any character I come across. Rated K plus for some head-bonking.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015
Clash of the Fandoms by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A fangirl is dragged into her fandoms, only to find that her heroes all want to kill her. *distant buzzing voices saying 'exterminate'* Will she escape? Will she stay true to her fandoms? Or will she... oh forget it. Fandoms include: LotR, Doctor Who, Thor/Avengers, Sherlock, PotC, and the Hobbit. Not your typical 'girl falls into middle earth/pirate ship/tardis' story.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Thor, Loki - Complete
A Reasonable Defence by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Faramir, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Avengers of Middle Earth by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
What if it were the Avengers who went to destroy the One Ring? Rated K plus for maybe some disturbing scenes. Please R&R!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Fellowship of the Cosplayers by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Things could have been much worse for the Fellowship. This proves it. Rated K plus because it is too silly for normal people to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Frodo B., Boromir, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Lord Elrond's Musical Aggravation by Phillica Clayaway reviews
Oh no! Another of Lindir's abominable hits! All sane elves run for cover. The problem is, Lord Elrond isn't exactly sane...*Batman music plays* Or is he?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2015
Snaga by Alex Hollister reviews
Orc Pegrun finds one of the 7 dwarf rings and gets a single chance from Galadriel to help Middle-Earth; by feeding the ring to one of the only dragons left. But that means a jaunt to Mordor with a highly-allergic she-Haradrim, a bookish hobbit, and a kleptomaniacal dwarf and maladjusted elf who both plan to kill him when its over. June TA 3018.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Boromir, Galadriel, Saruman, Gollum
The Annual Imladris Christmas Party by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Lord Elrond's plans to make Estel's childhood a happy one appear to be foiled when Gandalf and the Imladris elves call strike.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir - Complete
Red Bicycle by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The Doctor realizes to his great agitation that he forgot to give Rose her red bicycle on her twelfth birthday. He rushes back to do it, and bumps into... never mind, that's ;) ...spoilers! Day Ten of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Interfandom Christmas Party by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Elrond is throwing an Interfandom Christmas Party. Many many famous people from across the fandoms are attending. Unfortunately, the evening takes an unfortunate twist... Multiple crossover. I'm sorry. I had to do it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Elrond - Complete
In Search of the North Pole by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Captain Jack and crew decide that it's time that Father Christmas visited the Caribbean. Written as part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 7.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Christmas Night in Arkham by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When the laws change to force Arkham asylum to hold a traditional Christmas for it's inmates, Rachel recruits Bruce Wayne to sponsor, and attend, the Arkham Christmas party. What with letters to Santa Claus, loud music, and a butler in a Santa costume, it seems that Christmas this year could not only be ridiculous and chaotic, but also dangerous.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Mission: Impossible- Calling Birds by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Part 2. of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown project. Based on the film Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Ethan Hunt and his team must go to an office party to steal some files… but will they have a chance to between awkward situations, silly party games, and someone trying his best to hinder them?
Mission: Impossible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2014 - W. Brandt, Benji D., Ethan H., Jane C. - Complete
The True Christmas Spirit by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The third story in the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. When Olaf finds a special letter to Santa Claus, he decides to make Prince Hans' Christmas a happy one. Fortunately or unfortunately, things don't turn out exactly as he expects...
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Hans, Sven, Olaf, Hans' brothers - Complete
The Iron Hills Mall by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Part of the Fan Fiction Christmas Countdown. Day 1. Thranduil, Legolas, and Tauriel go Christmas shopping... at the same time... at the same mall. Of course, unexpected encounters are prolific.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Elrond, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
Middle Earth Virtual Tours by LaurielS reviews
Ever wanted to explore Middle Earth, but not wishing to leave the comforts of home? Middle Earth Virtual Tours is your choice travel agency! Follow The Author as she explores ME, not keeping her thoughts to herself. Sixth vacation spot: Mirk-GREENwood (sets in Third Age). This is a parody- you have been warned. Reviews and Comments are highly appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Frodo B., Legolas, Sauron, Eomer
A Guy Named Rich by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When huge armies of orcs and chitauri start entering the galaxy through a mysterious portal, the jedi council knows they need gather their own army...from other fandoms. But to gather such an army requires movie switching and a bi-polar almost-not-quite-an-OC. (Please don't run.) Star Wars/Hobbit/LOTR/Avengers universes, plus a few references to other films thrown in.
Crossover - Star Wars & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Padmé Amidala, Count Dooku, M. Windu, Thorin
The Seven Eyes of Sauron by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
An innocent dinner party becomes the launching of an epic mission, when Gandalf uncovers Aragorn's deep, dark secret. The former Fellowship of the Ring, short one member, becomes a criminal organization, intent on stealing from some of the most influential people in Middle Earth. Rated T for mild violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Peregrin T., Gimli
The Uruk-Hai Wannabe by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Rather self-explanatory title. A little Orc always dreamed of being an Uruk-Hai. Will his dream ever be fulfilled? A look from the point of view of Orcs and other (perhaps) misunderstood characters from LOTR. Rated for black speech (:P) and being sympathetic towards bad guys. Oh, and, um, please review?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Saruman, Grima W., Uruk-hai, Orc
Sailing Moon by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When a young fairy named Omiel finds one of the three Silmarils, she makes it her mission to return it to its owner. But once she joins up with a peculiar wizard-or, at least, a wizard wannabe, a suspicious dwarf who never can get anyone's name right, an ex-Faramir-fan, a pizza loving snaga, a goth balrog, and many others, she accomplishes a quite different purpose.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Galadriel, Faramir, Saruman, Celeborn
A Resort for Random Elves by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Galadriel, Elrond, and Gildor simultaneously decide that blonde elves who never do anything important need to take holidays. But when Haldir, Glorfindel, and Gildor himself all go to the Resort for Random Elves, they find it one of the most strenuous experiences of their lives. It seems nutcases don't get along well together. Until Haldir develops a clever plan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Galadriel, Haldir, Glorfindel - Complete
Jarvis' Revenge by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Sequel short story to Cookies. Jarvis is not happy that he was left out. Neither is Pepper Potts, as it turns out.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Mission: Survival by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
A sequel to Mission: Suicide (If you haven't read it, do right now!) Denethor has a change of heart. But is it too late to save his life, now that he wants to? Warning: OCs in this one. If you hate OCs. . .still read it. :) Rated T for freakishly scary mental images that may come to mind, and lots and lots of menace. (Joking. Actually not that scary ;))
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor - Complete
Cookies by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The Avengers attempt to make cookies. But Earth's mightiest heroes might just need some help. A silly short story about our heroes. Please read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Dead Pool by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Legolas and Thranduil, led by Gollum, go on an epic (or not so epic) quest to throw coins into the dead marshes. But the outcome of their mission isn't exactly what any of them expect. Rated T for scary, disturbing mental images but no more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Legolas, Gollum, Thranduil - Complete
The Witch King of Angmar by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The Witch King tells the story of the battle of Pellenor Fields like it really happened.Or maybe how it didn't. Never trust a Nazgul! One shot. Contains some very mild gore...if I should rate it T let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Mission: Suicide by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Denethor, steward of Gondor, is weary of life. Unfortunately (or fortunately) his frequent attempts at suicide have all ended in failure. Rated T for violence and menace, but nothing more. This short story is funnier if you've seen the films. And yes, it is humorous, even though it starts out seeming sad. ;( Labelled complete, but I might make a few tweaks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Boromir, Faramir, Denethor - Complete
The Escalator of Orthanc by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
Poof by Overlord Rousdower reviews
As a result of a little argument in the real world, Haldir is confused… one minute he is in Lothlorien, the next in Helm's Deep. Back and forth, back and forth. WHEN WILL IT END!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
Solitary Confinement or The Royal Timeout by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Legolas dared defy the Elvenking of Smirkwood
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Most Important Question by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
...is - what color are Loki's eyes? Thor and Loki read their fanmail and discuss the important things in life.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
How to Live with a Demigod 101 by Insanity's Servant reviews
The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,892 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Of Detectives, Timelords and Gods of Mischief by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
In which there is a blue phone box, the Director of SHIELD, a Time Lord and a God of Mischief in 221B's living room and John makes tea.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Don't Look Back Look Left! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
If you study the Elves in LOTR, they all have a tendency to look to their left. Why is this so? Well it all dates back to the death of Finrod..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Galadriel
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Now Hiring reviews
Got a mean streak? Do you enjoy minionship? One of these positions just might be the dream job for you! Will also include job offers by Emperor Palpatine, Sauron, and Moriarty, to name a few.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 10/27/2014
Dear Jim
Fifth story in the 2017 Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. After receiving a cryptic letter, Jim decides to give Sherlock a mystery to solve for Christmas. In fact, mysteries are suddenly in uncanny abundance. Can Sherlock solve the real mystery of who is behind them all?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty - Complete
Christmas with Peter reviews
The first story in the 2017 Fanfiction Christmas Countdown! Tony tries to take Peter Parker and Pepper Potts Christmas shopping at the same time. Can Iron Man surmount the challenge of being in two places at once?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Tauriel Tags Along reviews
When Legolas makes a return trip to the real world, Tauriel decides to tag along. Unfortunately some other members of Middle Earth get dragged along too. Sequel to Thranduil Drops In.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Radagast, Tauriel
Have Yourself a Mycroft Little Christmas reviews
Tenth story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown 2015. Mycroft's umbrella has gone missing and Christmas just won't be the same without it. Set during season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Anthea - Complete
Survival of the Fellowship reviews
Alternate sequel to LOTR. The fellowship has failed and Sauron has taken over Middle Earth. Understandably, the first targets for his revenge are the little creeps who tried to destroy his precious. All canon characters. Absolutely no OCs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,379 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Crepuscular Incunabula reviews
Supposedly, orcs were once elves who were tortured by Morgoth until they changed their shape. That was in the first age. Can it happen again? This is a crossover between the orc genre and elf zombie/vampire. I had to change the rating to T because the body count started getting too high.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Saruman, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Loki's Diet reviews
Loki concocts an evil plot to make all of New York City go on a diet and become thin while Nick Fury concocts an equally evil plot to make everyone fat by means of a powerful cheesecake. Who will triumph? skinny!Loki or fat!Fury? Total randomness. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Thranduil Drops In reviews
Fed up with all the Mary Sues dropping into Middle Earth, Thranduil decides to pay a visit to the human world.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Radagast - Complete
Christmas on Baker Street reviews
Eleventh story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown. Sherlock and John go shopping...Mrs. Hudson throws a Christmas party...Mycroft gets poisoned...all the usual holiday stuff. Don't worry; no death in this story. No slash, either.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Gift Receipts Required reviews
Eighth story in the Christmas Countdown series. Explains why Father Christmas doesn't bring presents to children during the daytime.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Father Christmas, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Sunwheel reviews
Sixth story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown series. Set shortly after the first movie. The Vikings celebrate Yule with traditional rites such as the sunwheel, a wooden ring lit on fire and rolled down a hill to celebrate the return of the sun. This is actually a very dangerous practice... K plus for some minor language on Astrid's part.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Astrid, Stoick, Toothless, Spitelout - Complete
White Elephant reviews
Second story in the Fanfiction Christmas Countdown series. Tony Stark holds a white elephant gift exchange at Stark Tower. All the Avengers are invited. Some other people come too.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F., Erik S. - Complete
Hobbit Musical reviews
Bilbo Baggins's brilliant plan to produce a musical version of his adventures fails in the planning stage because nobody can decide on the style of music to use. Hobbit cast.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Thorin, Galadriel, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Revenge of the Jedi reviews
"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." "I don't know, I can imagine a lot." "You'll get it." A dark and almost-forgotten secret from Anakin's past makes effective blackmail material.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Shmi reviews
The truth about Anakin's parentage. With a bonus preview of Episode VII.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2014
A Half-Elven Mishap reviews
It isn't easy being only half-elven. Lord Elrond gets into a scrape involving two mischievous sons, an ambitious lieutenant, and some unwanted facial hair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Elrond, Elrohir, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
Faramir's Forum reviews
Faramir starts a forum for abused and misunderstood younger siblings, but some of the members get a little carried away...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elrohir - Complete
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