Snarkcasm
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Joined 04-08-04, id: 568458, Profile Updated: 11-03-11
Author has written 10 stories for NCIS: Los Angeles, Leverage, Wrestling, and Avengers.

Hello, my name is snarkcasm. Nice ta meetcha! If you think I'm that snarkcasm, I'm not. If you don't, I am! Just kidding~ (no I'm not)

My current fandoms are: Leverage, Metalocalypse, NCIS: Los Angeles, The Losers and now Wrestling.

I also do fanart, mainly for Leverage, Metalocalypse, and now The Losers. I am a proud Slasher, but I do enjoy some het pairings. Most of my stories will be general with slashy overtones, however, as I cannot write smut for the life of me. All of my works will be unbeta'd. You have been warned.

I had an FFN.Net account for the longest time. Even had some fanfiction of which I was not proud. Since I can't figure out how to permanently delete my account, I decided to dust it off and post some of my more acceptable (but still rough around the edges) fanfiction.

Have a *great* day!

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An da Wiener is by chastityreso reviews
Aksana announces Christian the winner of his match. Except winner is not the word she says. Crack.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Christian - Complete
Burning Alive by darlingharbour reviews
Randy's new obsession comes in the form of his ex-lover's best friend. Slash.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Christian, Randy Orton
Things We Don't Say by darlingharbour reviews
"What are we?" He looks at me, like he had expected this and thinks for a moment, choosing his words carefully. "Friends," he says, sounding sure of himself. I feel myself recoil in confusion; "Friends sleep together?" "No...But we do." Oneshot.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Randy Orton, Christian - Complete
1000 Words by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Cougar has only ever carried two images in his wallet: his I.D., and a photo. And nobody... NOBODY... takes that photo away. Inspired by a picture on LJ by Nanuk Dain. M/M
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Anytime Soon by gekizetsu reviews
Perry should never have made Harry go undercover, even if it was supposedly one of the easiest assignments ever. Nothing Harry is involved in ever stays easy.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Chili con Christmas by Deliverance reviews
Who knows how to bring you home for the holidays? The Nose knows. [David HodgesNick Stokes]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2006 - David H., Nick S. - Complete
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Here We Go Again reviews
A Chrandy drabble about the recent developments.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Randy Orton, Christian - Complete
Undercover 101 reviews
Short Avengers casefic with Natasha and Clint being badasses. Will contain other members of the Avengers and/or the Marvel universes but mainly focuses on Natasha and Clint being super spies both together and apart.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Come Here Boy reviews
It's really sad that underneath all that expensive trapping lies the same self-doubting, pimply-faced, chubby boy who was picked last for everything.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Christian
Room to Breathe reviews
Jay's struggling with losing his belt and a Viper he cannot shake.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,285 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Christian, Randy Orton
Christmus with the Farrellys reviews
Jay spends the holidays with Stephen's family. Shameless holiday fluff. Have yourself a merry little Christmus!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Christian, Sheamus - Complete
Not Another Edge and Assorted Writings reviews
These assorted writings are for the Chrandy fic-a-thon: Schmoop/Sap. Fic-a-thon details inside.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Christian, Randy Orton - Complete
Here Now reviews
Summary suggested by darlingharbour: A day in the life of the Reso-Orton household
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Christian, Randy Orton - Complete
Taste of Bittersweet reviews
An ex-thief and a bookie walk into a bar... Archibald 'Archie' Leach/James 'Jimmy' Ford implied slash
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Clichés reviews
Sometimes, he thinks they are just a bunch of clichés.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Nathan F. - Complete
Perspectives reviews
Four new perspectives on four different 'minor' characters: Rose, Ty, Eric Beal, and Marty Deeks. No OCs, characters are a part of the show.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Eric B., M. Deeks - Complete