ThePessimisticRainbow
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Joined 04-24-14, id: 5684948, Profile Updated: 06-01-20
Author has written 14 stories for Total Drama series, Riddle Story of Devil/悪魔のリドル, and Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei.

peace out browskis. it was nice knowing y'all.

EDIT: while i'm no longer going to be uploading on fanfiction, similar to the past three years or so, i still want everyone who stumbles across this profile (and i know you will because i still get email notifications for this account) to know that i'm still pretty active on ao3! my penname there is Ha_Haha_Hahahaha. hope you like komahina and/or lesbians.

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Unsuitable Suitors by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
Noah's parents want grandchildren (or maybe they need money) so they sign him up for a reality show where Noah is presented with suitors that comprise every single suitor from Total Drama. Needless to say, Noah will find nearly all of them to be repulsing, but who will be the best match... or at least the least repulsing?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,637 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/28/2020 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Noah
Total Drama Prison by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
Duncan and Harold end up in jail along with the rest of the cast. With Chris in charge and Chef and Blaineley by his side, chaos is inevitable as the contestants fight to avoid solitary confinement the longest. Collaboration with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] [Mal, Duncan]
Love is the Best Motive by ProfessionalCatFan reviews
Dangan Island AU. Tired of the school trip going ahead with absolutely no death and despair, Monokuma steals Usami's magic stick. The motive he gives everyone is simple: love. With the power of the magic stick, the Ultimates are falling in love with Hajime, their feelings growing more intense every day. Will Hajime survive his increasingly possessive admirers?
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Hinata H., Komaeda N., Nanami C.
The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,749 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Families of Total Drama by Animation Adventures reviews
After Total Drama has somewhat retired, everyone in the cast moved on to work on their futures and kept in touch. Most got together and had families. This is an inside look of those families.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2013
Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011
Let's just Get this out of the Way by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
Gwen and Noah are forced to write a history essay together. Noah is lazy and Gwen just wants to get it over and done with. Late birthday present for ThePessimisticRainbow.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Gwen, Noah] - Complete
Total Drama Deception by The Sarcasm Master reviews
A...different kind of SYOC fic. Join twelve OCs as they battle against the evil forces of evil as well as some weird basketball player with an ocean fetish. Will they survive? Will they die? Will anyone care? Probably not. Randomness included, common sense not included. Laughs 99.9999999999% guaranteed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,927 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - OC - Complete
One Day in Apartment E-32342 by Heroi Oscura reviews
One day in an Apartment with E-Scope... I wonder what will happen! Secret Santa for ThePessimisticRainbow. Oneshot!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Complete
I Am ZEKE by The Cheesebub reviews
He was a man. A man betrayed by the ones he trusted. A man who lost it all. A man humiliated with the whole world watching. And ultimately, he was a man forgotten. But his story won't end there. Out of the ashes, a toque-wearing phoenix shall rise. Come follow Ezekiel as he sets forth on an epic comeback adventure. (Co-write with TIAW)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Ezekiel
Rudolph and Josephine: A Love Story by xdfxv reviews
When Jo stumbles across Lightning's yearbook, she finds an embarrassing secret-and winds up giving away one of her own, too. A (late) Secret Santa gift for ThePessimisticRainbow.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Total Drama Mayhem! by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Chris and Chef are back on the island with 27 brand new contestants! Who will make friends? Who will fall in love? Who will grow to hate each other? Who will boost our ratings? And who will take home one million dollars? Find out right here, right now, on Total... Drama... Mayhem!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014
Repeated Summer Day by Heroi Oscura reviews
Sometimes a scorching summer day can seem to last forever... Nawn.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Idiot by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Harold knows an idiot when he see's one and he's found one of the biggest ones. Harold is not about to let the distance of his house to the island stop him from letting someone know they're an idiot!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harold, Zoey - Complete
Love Ain't Easy, It's Ezzy by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
TDA's Playa des Losers is a hotbed of drama, frustration, and hormones. Tempers and passions flare, histories are delved into, and a new couple, Ezekiel and Izzy, is formed by the chaos. A mature Ezzy story.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 141,014 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - [Izzy, Ezekiel] Bridgette, Tyler - Complete
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The Most Despair-Inducing Incident of Angel, Demon, AND Mankind reviews
Everything seemed to be going well in the Age of Passive-Aggression. That is, until Junko Enoshima decided to give birth to the Destroyer of Worlds, named Makoto Naegi by an average middle-class family.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Naegi M., Hagakure Y., Enoshima J., Ikusaba M.
Hope and Despair in Space! reviews
Hajime Hinata was an utterly average human being on planet Earth who just had to be brought on an adventure through the very not-average place we call our universe, with several people by his side! These "other people" consist of Nagito Komaeda, his best friend (unfortunately), Nanami Chiaki, a very adorable robot (unfortunately), a talking rabbit, and more! Wish him the best!
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Naegi M., Hinata H., Komaeda N., Nanami C.
Hope's Peak Online Academy reviews
An AU in which Hope's Peak Academy is an online platform. The "mutual termination" fiasco isn't as successful as it would have been if the people participating were flesh and blood students.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Complete
Before the Toasts reviews
Byakuya and Kyouko engage in a quick conversation at a party. Basically my drabble for Rare Pair Week.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Togami B., Kirigiri K. - Complete
Ms Usami's Fairy Tales of Hope reviews
A princess fighting serial killers (All while admiring their work), a hyper fairy god mother flying around town to help anyone in need, a young boy traveling with his companion to find something in the woods, and a young girl trying to get her neighbor's attention with the help of a potion are the sweet tales Usami has written, but unfortunately, not everything is safe.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2015
A Real Piece of Work reviews
Justin is having a miserable day, and he unintentionally strikes up a conversation with the optimistic, and slightly odd Dawn. What could possibly happen between the two in Rockefeller?
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Justin, Dawn - Complete
Nerds in Occasional Communication reviews
After months of having a very distant relationship, Harold takes action on the situation, and tried to get Noah's attention for once. Birthday gift for RedEyedWarrior!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
In Their Hands reviews
The year was 2100, and the nation that was once called "Canada" had been divided. When an indirect conflict between the two empires starts, ten teenagers were asked to join a side. Overthrowing an empire in debt didn't seem to hard at the time, though truth be told, it had never been so hard before.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2014
The Unfortunate Night reviews
After hours of staying bored in her dorm, Otoya follows the "wise words" of Shiena, and enjoys the nightlife...or at least enjoys it for a little bit.
Riddle Story of Devil/悪魔のリドル - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2014 - O. Takechi - Complete
The Big Swap reviews
After a mishap Chris caused during a presentation, all 38 contestants, and not to mention Mr. Coconut seemed to have all swapped bodies. Now, they all have to go on an adventure of a life time to get their own bodies back. This will be one heck of a wild ride.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
All I Want reviews
The senior year of high school is just around the corner, and Noah isn't looking forward to it. At all. It's now up to Owen to snap him out of the mood.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Noah, Owen - Complete
Define 'Sexytime' reviews
It's no doubt that Noah and Cody have a lot of fangirls pairing them up as a couple, and they realize it, but they never thought a deranged one would kidnap them for her own fantasies. Will they escape? Will anyone come to rescue them? Let's hope so.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Noah, Cody - Complete
I'm Not Tyler reviews
It's likely that Lindsay would mix up Tyler's name for another's, but who knew that she would mix up appearances too? Unfortunately for Noah, he's the lucky guy that she mistakes for Tyler. Little Lindsay/Noah one-shot. Romance or friendship, you be the decider on that one. Gift for the Forum's Secret Summer Santa!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Noah, Lindsay - Complete
Five Reasons to Never Open a Lemonade Stand reviews
You'd think opening a lemonade stand would be the easiest way of fitting in, right? Not for Beth. She's recounting her story of how five different things ruined her lemonade stand. A Beth-centric AU fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Beth - Complete