Shekiah and Alunaer
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-08-04, id: 568592
Author has written 6 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Legend of Zelda, and Les Miserables.

Shekiah: Hello everybody...

Alunaer: And welcome the the absolutely pointless bio of Shekiah and Alunaer.

Thank you all. Now, how about crap that no one cares about but reads because they're bored?


Name: Jordan Shekiah Lee

Race: Human being.

Alunaer: (around a mouthful of pencil) That's debatable.

Shekiah: (rolls eyes)

Alter Ego: Catherine Muhlheim, a rather insane and ditzy blonde with an obsession with every musical, vaguely hot guy that happens to cross her path.

Appearance: Blonde thatusually wears jeans and t-shirts related to broadway musicals. Often seen with a half-full cup of coffee in her left hand and a viola case in her right. Wears combat boots and somewhat scary jewelry. Very rarely seen over 20 miles away from her assortment of musical instruments. Incidentally, has a particular affinity for the Rolling Stones.


Name: Alunaer Valkriye.

Race: Vampire with somewhat humanlike characteristics.

Alter Ego: Wolf, a somewhat psychotic werewolf who shoots everything that moves. A rabid Erik phan who often gets into fights with Catherine over this.

Appearance: Brunette-looking redhead with cloudy black eyes. Wears jeans with skull-and-rose designs across the ass and shirts with pretty much the same design. Has very scary eyeteeth, scarier than Shekiah's somewhat scary jewelery. Often seen with musical compsition book and pencils between her teeth, frantically writing music to the crazy tunes pounding in her mind.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

PotO and Me Insanity Abounds by PhantomessRose reviews
Just a collection of basic randomness (funny, though)...Please R&R! I would greatly appriceate it. Hope y'all like it! (I will write more chapters as time goes on) UPDATE: Chapter. 7 complete. Chapter 8 soon to come!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
A Brother's Love by Raikune reviews
It isn't easy being Philippe de Chagny. Imagine having Raoul as a brother. Ew. Now imagine sharing the same birthday as him...strange chocolates, falling chandeliers, eccentric Opera staff, an annoyed Phantom...let the chaos commence!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,102 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004
Just Three Words by bundles-'o-joy reviews
What would you say to your favorite Phantom charecter if you could only use three words?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
Hello, Sailor by Raikune reviews
Oneshot Philippe and Raoul brotherly fic. Despite what anyone may think, Raoul didn't take the news of him going into the Navy at all well... Warning: Has Le Foppe!Raoul bashing. R&R pwease :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Tea Solves Everything by CrawfordsBiscuits reviews
He never told her how to unlock the door. And, a snap decision to leave ensured that they just missed each other. But he WOULD stay with her to eternity... he only wished he'd come sooner. EC semi morbid
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
Now, That's Just Sick by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
A poem about Jack and a certain special individual - I give hints throughout, but I'm willing to bet you'll never guess who it is. Prove me wrong?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004
The Somewhat Confused Mind Of Captain Jack Sparrow by silverhorizon reviews
Thoughts from Jack's mind during the movie... you don't have to read my other story to understand this, but you might want to... first chapter, on the beach with Elizabeth, what was going on in Jack's crazy mind during that time? VERY FUNNY, r&r please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual by MetaChi reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/2/2004
The Mushy Mind of Captain Jack Sparrow by silverhorizon reviews
More brilliant thoughts from the mushy mind of Captain Jack Sparrow, while he is stranded on the island by Barbossa the first time. Enjoy ppls. VERY FUNNY!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Truth Once Spoken reviews
In a moment of introspect, Monsieur Madeleine wonders if he should tell Fantine the truth and risk losing her, or continue to tell her beautiful stories of times that are never to be.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Valjean, Fantine
What Are The Odds of That? reviews
In a fit of writer's block, Shekiah and Alunaer felt like being especially original and writing a story that wasn't a story. Fantine is the daughter of Valjean? Javert and Marius had a son? And where the crap are all these bar girls coming from?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005
The Phantom of the Cheese reviews
So, we changed the opera a everything's based on cheese. Here are all your favorite Phantom songs from the Highlights version, but now they're about cheese. CHAPTER 5 UP! THE MANAGERS AND CARLOTTA SING 'CHEESE-A-DONNA!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004
Jaeil Jahan: Of My Blood Trilogy Book One reviews
Jaeil Jahan, eldest daughter of King Ganondorf, is exiled from the Gerudo Fortress for false murder charges. But when she meets up with Link, the tide may change for Hyrule. ON HIATUS. I know I haven't updated for a year. BAD ALU. BAD. UPDATE.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
The POTO Characters Go UNDERWEAR SHOPPING! reviews
It all started with . . . IT! Follow the quest of the POTO characters: our extremely sexy and suave Erik, the midget opera singer Christine Daae, the forgotten Nadir, the fop and all the others. READ, YOU FOOL! Rated PG for some suggestive themes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Erik, Dark Link, Us, and the Caffeine reviews
It all started when we were running out of stuff for our Erik shrine, so we decided to retrieve some more. E-bay was running low, so we had to retrieve it the old-fashioned way . . . Unfortunately, we were caught in the act . . .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2004