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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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The Optimised Wish Project by GanHOPE326 reviews
A "rational" Dragon Ball fanfiction. When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side...
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,533 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 3/10 - Goku, Bulma
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 529,842 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 2,432 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 148 - Words: 704,269 - Reviews: 22401 - Favs: 14,883 - Follows: 14,732 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 292,859 - Reviews: 7207 - Favs: 7,742 - Follows: 8,538 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 6,611 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/7/2012
Animagus at War by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,375 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 4,693 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
A Sensational Story by Srikanth1808 reviews
The sequel to "A Dramatic Reading" by White Squirrel - join Hogwarts and invited Ministry guests as they continue with a public reading of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", by J.K. Rowling. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *minimal quotations*, and White Squirrel's permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Harry P.
Horry Patter and the Philologer's Stone by fawnmod reviews
Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,033 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Luna L.
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 529,751 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 5,740 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,203 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 8,204 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mountains of the Moon by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione comes up with a contingency plan for Harry's Ministry hearing, and they decide their education can be better pursued elsewhere—at the largest and oldest school of magic in the world: Uagadou. Voldemort won't know what hit him. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 4,370 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 6,761 - Follows: 8,398 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Following the Phoenix - Flashes by hezzel reviews
A series of short flashes, set in the months and years after the events of Following the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4265 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 3,556 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34349 - Favs: 23,180 - Follows: 17,593 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3538 - Favs: 6,367 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Sudden Clarity reviews
What would happen to Harry if an improbable incident had tempered his susceptibility to negative emotions? If a fortunate series of events had given his thoughts space to breathe? It's difficult to say, so the best thing to do to find out is throwing the dice and see what comes up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,331 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 6/16
The Love of a Father reviews
This is a one-shot spin-off of 'Lady Archimedes', sequel of 'The Arithmancer', an amazing HP fic by White Squirrel, but actually it could be applied to a lot more fanfictions and maybe even to the original story. In my opinion, this is what would happen if Hermione's parents were not forced to behave like NPCs by plot requirement. Divergence from 'Lady Archimedes' at chapter 23.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Albus D., C. Fudge, Dr. Granger - Complete