Author has written 11 stories for Kim Possible, Twilight Zone, Zenon, Lizzie McGuire, Fairy Tales, X-Men: Evolution, M*A*S*H, StarTrek: Other, and Harry Potter.
Hi- My name is Lt. Mara Carson, and I am (blank) years old. I have adopted the rank of 1st lieutenant as my own just cause. :) My favorite TV show is most definitely M*A*S*H, and I am in love with Hawkeye Pierce, so I will be changing my screenname very soon. I am going to start writing M*A*S*H fanfics as soon as I finish some of my other stories. Here are some of my favorite M*A*S*H quotes. It's gonna be long, so consider yourselves warned! :)
Margaret: Ow! What was that?
Margaret: Frank, you can move your hand, or lose it.
Margaret: You different men are all alike!
Margaret: Oh go salute yourself!
Margaret: "That is so beneath me!"
Radar: My animals are careless, but they’re loyal.
Hawkeye: Lend me your pen, Frank.
Trapper: Klinger's not a pervert!
Trapper, reading his mail: Bad news from my wife. She still loves me. Would you believe this? She still thinks I got sent to Korea as part of some secret plot to cheat on her!
Trapper, discussing the Bible: I peeked at the end, Frank. The devil did it.
Margaret: I am not looking for a truce with these two shower tent peekers!
Margaret: Look, I love it when you're brave. I love it when a man takes charge. Now get up and do what I tell you!
Frank, commenting on the Swamp: Pigpen, brothel.
Margaret: He's right, Colonel, they’re both just impossible!
Hawkeye, discussing his distaste for guns: I will not carry a gun... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
Frank: Unless we all conform, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.
Hawkeye: I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!"
Margaret: Don't mind Pierce and Hunnicutt, they're both first rate surgeons. Sure, they'll show up to role call in their bathrobes. They keep a still in their tent. Once they ran all my underwear up the flagpole. But I want you to understand it's an honor to serve with these men."
Hawkeye: I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
Frank: Pierce, you disgust me.
Hawkeye: How 'bout a little kiss for the road?
Klinger, taking a test: "Mary's mother sent her to the store to get nine large cans of beans. Mary could only carry two cans at a time. How many trips to the store did Mary have to make?" ... What kind of a family would only feed the children beans?
Hawkeye: You've gotta have a pair of pajamas, look around, you had a pair when you got here!
Frank: Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
Hawkeye: Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I never lose anything. Have you seen my stethoscope?
PA System: Attention. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really came out beautiful.
Klinger: Colonel Potter, Sir! Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out.
Frank: I am only paranoid because everyone is against me! (i thought of u Stephanie) :)
Margaret: Wipe those smiles off your faces
(Margaret and Hawkeye are taking inventory on medical supplies, and it’s about 1 in the morning.)
Hawkeye, discussing his and BJ’s friendship: I’ve never got along with anybody this well, moron.
Hawkeye: I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini."
Radar: I don't think this place is turning out to be that great an experience for me. I mean I work under terrible pressure and everything and there's a lot of death and destruction and stuff but outside of that I don't think I'm really getting much out of it.
Margaret: My sex is no business of yours.
Margaret: Isn't that Frank's bag?
PA System: Attention. Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.
Hawkeye: Now, wait a minute! Trapper may be insane, but he's not crazy!
Frank, coming to post-op for his shift: Pierce, I'm here to relieve you.
Hawkeye: Nurse, you're out of uniform.
Frank, in OR: I insist on quiet in here!
Attention. All personnel. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken film, which has not arrived yet, is canceled. A reminder from Colonel Blake: due to the flu, kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. - PA system
(Potter announced there would be a movie)
Patient: I'm an atheist.
(Margaret pulls a picture out of Frank's locker)
General Barker: What are you doing, Corporal?
Hawkeye: If we don't go crazy sometimes, we'll all go crazy!
More to come, probably! Hope you enjoy!
Well, hope everyone has had a great Christmas and a great year! Welcome, 2005!! Val and Erik, it was great having the Trio together again...hopefully it won't be too long before we see each other together again-and this time, we get a picture of all 3 of us! Val, I hope to see you before 2006 roles around (LOL-I think), and we still totally have to put together a scrapbook. Erik, HAVE YOU GOTTEN MY DOGTAGS YET????????????????????? :)
To everyone who just read that confusing paragraph, I can explain... no, I can't. Okay. Sorry.
I have deleted two of my stories: Destination: Unknown, and The Book of the Dead simply because on the former I didn't feel I wanted to continue, and on the latter because of the flames I was getting. If my stories can't please people, what is the point of writing them? After getting flames and criticisms on TBOTD, it dampened my interest in it. Many thanks to my loyal flamers who just seem intent on ruining my life and reputation.
Fine, fine...I started up 'Destination: Unknown' again...everyone happy now? *grins* I have to admit, I am as well.
I have started two new stories: 'Wanting More Out of Life' and 'MASH 4077 Meets the Trio', both about MASH. The first is about a nurse named Barb who finds love in a surprising place, but doesn't dare reach for it; the second about Mara, Val, and Erik in 'Destination: Unknown' going to Ouijongbou, Korea and joining the MASH unit. Please read and review, I think they're both super good!
Please pray for my friend who has now joined ffn, MajorHoulihan22, (LOL love your screen-name!) as she is an army nurse and is being deployed to Iraq. I'm hoping that she will be okay, but you never know. Thanks much!