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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Jeepers Creepers, and House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects.

I am the definition of bad ass. I work and pretend to be exhausted and under stress to be getting money from my mommmy. I work on the phone at a cabinit company as a customer support because the job description doesn't say miracle worker every parent wants their kid to grow up and be like ME

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Albus Dumbledore vs Harry Potter (the battle for the world) by Long haired Creepy guy reviews
Albis Dumbledore left Harry to die in favor of his Uncle. This will later be a decision Dumbledore will regret or will he? Caution this story is bloody in parts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Harry P., Albus D.
Ronald Weasley the boy who lived by Dorothea skinner Bucknell grad reviews
Harry Potter is not the boy who lived, Ron "Weasley" is. Arrogant, cocky, and more stupid than normal Ron, Evil Harry. Stay tuned for Dumbledore's secret motive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/22 - [Ron W., Ginny W.] Harry P., Albus D.
Albus the terrible by Save the last one reviews
Dumbledore, If anybody learned to know him as a kind, sweet man you are wrong read along and discover the true image of Rumbledore and see he is not what he appears on the outside. (Ps I'm starting to update every chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 21,899 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] [Albus D., Aragog]
Harry and the apocalypse by Save the last one reviews
(Caution not for fans of Carol) The apocalypse has spread everywhere including the wizarding world! Join along as Harry meets several new muggle's when the world goes to shite. (Once again this is definitely not a story for Carol Peletier fans.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Harry P., Rick G., Shane W., Otis
A complicated life by Save the last one reviews
This story starts off when Harry is boarding the Hogwarts express at age 11 . Harry after fooling the light has to face the wrath of Dumbledore! This story contains alot of flashbacks as the story progresses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry potter and the techno world by Save the last one reviews
What would happen if technological advances intertwined with the wizarding world...? Read and find out, how everyone adapts to the crazy new world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Harry P., Albus D.
Dead magic by Long haired Creepy guy reviews
After denying it, and ignoring several warnings several times Dumbledore and the rest of the world must face the wrath of the zombie apocalypse. Join along as the adventure of Dumbledore, Harry and others stretch across different lands and meet new faces, in hopes they can survive as long as they can.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8416 - Favs: 13,218 - Follows: 16,693 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The evil thorns by Take him some flesh reviews
There was a character that no one paud attention to in the movie, but she wont stand for that anymore, watch as She takes her revenge, She eill remain a mystery until you read the story!
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Shrek, Donkey, Prince Charming, Doris
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,203 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 8,337 - Follows: 9,275 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Doris gets her man by Charming and Doris reviews
Doris has always liked Charming so when she finally gets him she is going to have fun.
Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Prince Charming, Doris
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
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From one Evil to the Next reviews
Harry was left at the Dursleys to be made weak and easy to manipulate. That plan backfired look out world for a dark evil Harry that is going to make Voldemort look like a a nursery teacher. Dark manipulative Harry! Slight Ron Hermione Molly Ginny and Dumbles bashing. Harry/Daphne Draco/Astoria. An inspirational story to warm your hearts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,534 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Albus D., Kreacher] Harry P., Daphne G.
Dumbldore's biggest regret reviews
Dumbledore leaves Harry with the Dursleys who take him to Ruggsville in the summer two years before he is to go to Hogwarts. Soon he has a new father
Crossover - Harry Potter & House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 6/11
Dumbledore vs Voldemort reviews
An alternate take on the great battle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 5/5 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Forkface reviews
Have you ever wondered why Dumbledore was never seen using a fork. The shocking story of betrayal and courage in the face of evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 10/21/2016
The Socialist Headmaster reviews
Dumbledore wants to be the hip grampa he tells his pals he is. The students will love his new ideas for a better Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2017
Harry the free agent reviews
Harry does not have to stay on the corrupt light side. He leaves to join Voldemort and will become so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014
Chowder Head reviews
The world has gone crazy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015