staphylococcihide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for House, M.D., Daredevil, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. objectively way too old for this shit |
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Repercussions by thestupidgenius1123 reviews
"I sigh and roll my neck, still feeling his hot gaze on me, unmoving from across the kitchen counter. I know he knows that I'm so not okay, I know that he just wants to help. But I'm tired of waiting for help and I'm so tired of doing this." TRIGGERS AND LANGUAGE. 5 years Post-MAX. AU. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,400 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2023 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Max, Fang
Maximum Rewrite by kiboeme reviews
You thought this was just a better-written version of Patterson's books, right? Whoops. You were wrong. No, this story exists to tell you what really happened. Hold on to your seatbelts, friends. We're expecting some turbulence. Rated T for violence, language, and some mature content. Updates are sporadic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2019 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Max
Out of Sight by FaxFiction reviews
She wished she knew how to avoid that creepy-crawly feeling that plagued her on still nights – well, lately, all nights. She knew it was irrational, knew that there hadn't been any sign of danger in the past eight years since they crushed Itex like a cockroach, knew that her unfounded worry wore Fang thin. She just couldn't make it quit! T: language/violence (FAX) COMPLETE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,896 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Max, Fang, Dylan - Complete
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Like Lambs reviews
Three years later, they've settled into something they've never known: stability. They are safe. They are home. They are free. But when the past comes knocking at their door, Max is faced with a question she knows all too well: fight or flight? The answer, of course, is always both. [Sequel to Like Lions]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,241 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/14/2023 - Published: 1/3/2021
Ricotta reviews
"It's versatile, is what it is," says Jeb. When Iggy's face doesn't change, Jeb laughs again. "The world of cooking is not one of many borders or rules, Iggy. Lots of grey area. Don't look so surprised." “Teach me.” [Pre-TAE. At the E-house, Iggy learns how to cook]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2023 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Crabapples reviews
"Man, you weigh a freaking ton," Fang says before anything more substantial or heartfelt can be uttered, because he knows his fragile composure is a meager soap bubble waiting to pop. "What've you been eating, rocks?" It is, admittedly, not his best burn to date. [Fang’s POV on Max’s first brain attack in TAE. One-shot]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2023 - Fang, Max, Iggy - Complete
Quahogs reviews
They’re still five minutes from landing, but Fang scans the shore quickly, finding her at the very tip of the beach, kneeling in the sand. Surrounded by shattered quahog shells and - “Uh, Fang?" Gazzy says. His voice is two sizes too small, thin and nervous. "Is that blood?" [Fang’s POV on The Beach Incident, School’s Out—Forever]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2023 - Published: 8/7/2023 - Max, Fang - Complete
Like Lions reviews
When their new home in the forest is discovered by Erasers, Max and the flock are given a message: the answer lies north. Trouble is, they're unsure of the question. Guided by Max's Voice, some clues, and Iggy's highly developed sense of irony, they head north in search for the one thing they desperately need but have never truly had: freedom. [Post-SOF] [Now COMPLETE!]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,276 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Complete
The Kraken reviews
I'd had alcohol exactly once in my life. I was twelve. Jeb had left his bottle of rum on the table after pouring his nightly drink, and Fang and I had decided that we should know what all the fuss was about. I'd almost thrown up immediately upon taking the first sip but had pressed on when Fang seemed unfazed. It had ended about as well as you might imagine.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2020 - Max, Fang
Insufferable reviews
"Here he was, in the middle of what would likely be the last battle of the Second Wizarding War, surrounded by the only weapons he could think of strong enough to kill the remaining pieces of Voldemort's soul, rowing with Hermione. At least there was one constant in life, he reckoned." In the chamber, DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2020 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Vagabond reviews
Missing moments from DH. R/Hr & trio friendship. Ch 11: "She found them a tiny place in Pannawonica—little town, very off-the-grid, but—and don't tell her I said this—I did some research at the library in Ottery St. Mary, and Merlin's pants, you'd think she could've picked somewhere with less sharks—save them from You-Know-Who, yeah, but at what cost—?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 10/10/2017 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P.
Christmas Eve Can Kill You reviews
I was just about ready to clock the lady in line when I heard it. Something I'd never heard before. Something that drilled a hole right through me, like a sword, or a harpoon, or the giant tusk from a narwhal—select your weapon of choice. Something that set me over the edge. And boy did it slice through me like I was a good ol' Christmas ham. [M/F] [Post-SOF]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2019
Hollow reviews
"I'll be okay," I say to Max and Fang. Not really because I will be, but because I have to be. When I wake up, I am blind. [Max/Iggy friendship] [Complete]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Arizona reviews
"You had an X-ray?" Fang looked incredulous. I nodded. "Details later." - A missing moment from The Angel Experiment: Max tells Fang she was shot in Arizona. Implied Max/Fang consistent with their relationship in the first novel. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Max, Fang - Complete
In the Woods Somewhere reviews
After being captured almost five years ago, Max collapses in the back yard of the home she was taken from, tortured and emaciated. Together, she and the flock scramble to track down her captors and regain some sense of normalcy. Or whatever might pass as normal for six recombinant lifeforms. (Post-STWaOES) (Max/Fang) Now COMPLETE! :)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,936 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 2/7/2017 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Daybreak reviews
What if Max had been the one on the receiving end of Ari's claws at the beginning of School's Out Forever, not Fang? Max/Fang, canon-consistent with their relationship throughout the first two novels. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2018 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fugue reviews
The three of them were standing there, like a beautiful trifecta, and then memories were tumbling in relentlessly. He let out a sharp cry and pressed his forehead into his hands. What the hell? The fire. His unlikely escape. The dental records. Wilson's death, the incessant sobbing, the loss of direction. And then… what? He had appeared at a log cabin. (post-finale)
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,578 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/24/2014
Winter White Hymnal
There was a song his father used to sing him to help him sleep, a lullaby of sorts.
Daredevil - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Matt M. - Complete
Five reviews
James Wilson could count on one hand the times he'd seen Gregory House throw his head back and laugh with a sort of reckless abandon usually only seen in prepubescent teenagers. He remembered each date, each memory as if it were the flashbulb of a camera; remembered with obnoxious clarity the shock he felt when his best friend, of all people, broke into hysterics.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - G. House, J. Wilson
Everybody Hurts reviews
Mid-Season 5. "Then it hit him, almost as violently as the garbage truck had struck the bus. The missing Vicodin. The alcohol in Wilson's voice. The pain. The agony. The phone call. House launched himself out of his chair, nearly falling to the ground in his urgency. He needed to go. He needed to go, and he needed to go as quickly as possible."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/30/2014 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete