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Joined 04-30-14, id: 5698430, Profile Updated: 05-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

Currently working on refurbishing some of my old Harry Potter Stories. I had some written on my old account: Katfishgirl9.

My Fandoms:

Doctor Who, Harry Potter.

My Ships:

Amy/Rory, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron, River/11th Doctor(OTP).

My Stories:

Doctor Who:

The Phone Call - River has just started teaching archeology as Oxford, but when she gets a phone call from the TARDIS teaching is the last thing on her mind. A two part story. Part one is rated 'T', and part two is rated 'M' for sexy time. Basically smut. (In-Progress)

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Christmas with Ron and Hermione by diva.gonzo reviews
Four tales of Four Christmas after the war ended. Two are sweet, two are lemon flavored fluff. Originally written for HP Ship weeks on Tumblr. Rated M for Coarse Language, adult situations, and Lemon fluff. Cover art graciously provided by the lovely and talented Anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
Poison Untouched by alice indigo opal reviews
This one goes out to River and the Doctor, who are so much stronger than I have ever been. Despite the years, the pain, the sorrow, the memories, and the countless 'spoilers' that are each drops of poison in an acidic ocean... they somehow make it work. Unfathomable. So yes, this one's for our favourite paramour pair. Short and bitter. Standalone, complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Determined by betawho reviews
River loves that the Doctor is a bit of a goofball, but sometimes the facade gets stripped away, and reveals the ancient, determined man underneath, and she loves him even more...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Rings and Things by diva.gonzo reviews
One-shot. Complete. Ron finds Hermione's wedding band under the tyre outside and finds that it's not all that she's lost. Where's the other part of her wedding set? Rated M for lemon fluff, a touch of angst, Ron's coarse language, and adult humor. Cover art shared by the lovely catching-smoke.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Paradoxical Lover by kathleenrose747 reviews
The Doctor's new regeneration has left the man with some serious physical needs. How can River help the man she love deal with the changes? 12/River
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor - Complete
Defusing the Situation by betawho reviews
The Doctor's trying to defuse a bomb, River's being distracting...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Visiting Hours by alice indigo opal reviews
In a glorious absence of routine, River Song visits the TARDIS as frequently as she pleases, unbound. The Doctor is surprised to find her in the TARDIS library one day, lounging as casually as if it were her own. An absence of depth. Intentionally undetermined timeframe. Rated T for minor suggestive themes and less than mild language. SFW. Standalone, complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
There's no Comparison by diva.gonzo reviews
One-shot. Complete. Harry stayed the night with Ron and Hermione. He hears a noise and wakes, only deciding that he wants some biscuits in the middle of the night. What he finds probably isn't that surprising. Harry compares the witch he sees to the one he has at home - and why there really is no comparison. Rated M for lemons and coarse language. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
The Fortune Cookie by betawho reviews
River has a fortune cookie, she won't let the Doctor see...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Everybody Lives by Cyndi reviews
River learns exactly how far the Doctor will go to be with her.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
First, Always, Again by sunflowerb reviews
Since the death of his people he'd very nearly shied away from romance entirely. He was the last of his kind, and Noah didn't let loners on the ark. And so he had resigned himself to the idea that things like love and lasting relationships and happiness would forever be just out of his reach. oneshot, Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
What Happens When River Wins A Bet by hannahncakes reviews
River won a bet with the Doctor. The price? He has to give her a massage. Now a bet's a bet and he's a man of his word. Fluffy smuttyness. M for obvious reasons. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
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The Phone Call reviews
River has just started teaching archeology as Oxford, but when she gets a phone call from the TARDIS teaching is the last thing on her mind. A two part story. Part one is rated 'T', and part two is rated 'M' for sexy times. Basically smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
The Friendship Valentine reviews
A Romione moment in chapter thirteen of Philosopher's Stone. Ron is being oblivious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete