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Joined 04-11-04, id: 570058, Profile Updated: 11-10-11
Author has written 15 stories for Beyblade, Naruto, Star Wars, Aliens/Predator, Doom, Stargate: Atlantis, Jedi Knight, StarCraft, Mummy, Red, and Janet Evanovich.

Yo, blueflamefreak here, also known as ~le freak, Pyro, snow bunny, shortie and hey you.

This was originally a friend's account, and we shared it for a while, but then she decided to move on, so I took over. We began writing in early April of 2004, and my friend left about mid-2007, I think. It's been a while.

I'm in uni at the moment, so I've got some really sporadic hours, which isn't exactly great on the writing front.

I have something to say to all Naruto writers out there. The clan or family name comes BEFORE the personal name. It really annoys me when you assume that the family name is last. Naruto is Japanese, not Western.

(20/9/08) I now also have a fictionpress account where I'm keeping my original stories, which is what I've been working on recently. I do love you all, but I don't have any inspiration to write fanfiction at the moment. Please bear with me, and I should be writing more sometime in the (relatively) near future. Here's my fictionpress account link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/631363/

(26/4/10) I'm not dead, and I haven't given up on Halls of the Tassadar, I promise. I've been so insanely busy that I haven't had any time to write, but I've been thinking about the story and how to develop it. No promises on when chapter 13 will be out, but it will be. Come hell or high water, it will be released for you to read. I am adamant that Halls will be finished, even if it takes me another year. Hopefully it won't be that long.

(8/7/10) I haven't been able to do much writing, especially on Halls, due to a torn tendon in my left shoulder. It would be appreciated if you all could be a little patient, and I promise that Halls will be finished. Preferably this year, but half the time I'm drugged up on pain killers, so we'll see how we go. Thanks for your understanding, guys.

(16/5/11) I have had a very hectic past few months. I've travelled overseas (South East Asia is so cheap!) and I'm currently in final year university. My lecturers have decided that means that they'll heap the homework and assignments on. I'm also coming up to end of semester exams, and I need to read Halls again to see where I'm going, because I haven't written in so long. I promise you, come hell or high water, Halls of the Tassadar will be finished. I don't know how long it will take, but it will get done. Thank you all again for your understanding.

Favorite 'ships:

Stargate: Jack/Sam, Daniel/Janet, Sam/Teal'c, John/Elizabeth, McKay/Ego (but it's funny!), McKay/Sheppard, Team Sheppard

Firefly: Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon, Mal/River, Wash/Zoe

Doom: If any, Sarge/Reaper or Sam/Reaper

Naruto: Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Sasuke, Kakashi/Sakura, Gaara/Sakura, Neji/Sakura, Itachi/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya, Lee/TenTen, Ino/Shikamaru... Just-about-any-guy-except-for-any-Sound,-Jiraya-or-Sasuke/Sakura

StarCraft: Raynor/Kerrigan

Stephanie Plum: Babe, BabeTart

RED: Ivan/Victoria, Frank/Sarah

Just to clarify for all those that were under the impression that I have a different account, no, that's not true, all I did was get a quizilla account for my original or music-related stories. I have a Twiggy Ramirez chapter story(finished), and another chapter story vaguely linked to Stargate: Atlantis(complete!) as well as a few one-shots. Here's the link: http://www.quizilla.com/user/psychoticpyro/ If this doesn't work, then I'm not entirely sure what you can do. I've certainly gotten tired of Quizilla, and if anyone can direct me to a decent site to chuck my band-related stories online, it would be much appreciated.

Enjoy!

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The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,120 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. NEW CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,967 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Second Bloom by Just Subliminal reviews
Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. (The Great Grammar Clean-Up Edit of 2012-13 is In Progress.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,410 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H.
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Olympus by Regardless1604 reviews
The Olympians, along with their children, are tired of being put into terrible fanfiction. Now these badfic writers and rabid fanbrats will learn their lesson—the hard way. Never will they think of fanfiction the same way. Enrollments are closed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,171 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Sweet Surrender by xSakuraWings reviews
It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Start of Something by spock-flavored reviews
Five times Jim wanted to kiss Spock; and the one time he did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses by Maahiyum reviews
Sequel to Morbid Curiosity; Hidan and Sakura are finally sent to infiltrate Akatsuki, but Akatsuki are not the only ones to have secrets. Hidan's got a vendetta to fulfill and Sakura has....? ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,980 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
International School of Psychos and Freaks alike by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
AU. Not a Highschool fic. Haruno Sakura is an average teenager who happens to be sent to boarding school in Europe away from all she knows. What's this? Her Dad has a secret? How will she cope in this nuthouse she finds herself in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,537 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
An Unexpected Alliance by MQ1 reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Fred W., Minerva M.
Eighty Percent Devil by Jedi Buttercup reviews
The cop smirks at him, smug and self-satisfied, from mere inches away. "Told you I'd see you soon, Toretto."
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, L. Hobbs - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications by Marchling reviews
AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
Mosaic by the-human-error reviews
Ibiki has been missing his physicals. Sakura is pissed. SakuraIbiki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H., Ibiki M.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3755 - Favs: 5,372 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talking to a Wall by knobbly knees reviews
Because Shisui and Itachi are a tag team of sorts, Minato can't handle kids, Kiba likes redheads, and because Karin's in heat. Language Warning. Facebook Comedy Drabbles. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Purgatory by IronyRocks reviews
Predators 2010 movie-based. Royce/Isabelle. Post-movie. Getting off the planet is proving as impossible as she thought it would be, but that doesn't stop Royce any.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Airborne by StormDragon666 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,026 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Third Word by Idolworshipper reviews
A quartet of vignettes, a look at Tank's softer side. Pure fluff and very possibly OOC. Please read and review. Thank you.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Tank - Complete
Sinners by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,648 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
KaiRayRayKai Productions by konfizkate91 reviews
Some homemade videos that two REALLY bored bladers can make in their spare time. Swearing Flames welcome. NOT YAOI. My third comeback!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Martini Kiss by skullcakesryummy reviews
It began as a chance encounter at a teahouse. Madara is upset that he didn't recognize her, and Sakura likes his pretty eyes. May continue. Because there isn't enough MadaSaku in the world
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"So, Sakura-chan!" she chirped. "When can I be expecting grandchildren?" I choked on my food. Dear Lord, what is WRONG with this woman? — Sequel to "Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know." Prequel to "Seventeen Is The Best Age For Engagement, You Know." — AU. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Please Stop Touching Me by TheNoblePorpoise reviews
Valentine's Day is here. Love is in the air. So is the fear toxin. I swear I'm not dead, just lazy!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Jonathan C.
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
She Looks At Him by The Smiling Shadow reviews
She traces the lines of his back to the scars that she tries to heal in vain. He seeks them out endlessly, they can smell all the lovers that have come before, and all the ones that will come after. He loves them, each and every one. The Bond Girls.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Puddlejumper Diaries by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Jumper Twenty Two: Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,813 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W.
Things I Will Not Do While Watching The Covenant by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Once again, something spawned from my imagination when I was drunk. Tiny bit of slash but mostly it's just humor...and drunken madness.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007
Rewind by Kiwichi reviews
“ I wonder how Kakashi sensei was like when he was our age...” A freak accident occurs, throwing Sakura back in time, to when her sensei's only thirteen...AU KakaSaku Friendship Chapter 18 added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,133 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Rodney M.
Five Days of Witty Banter by oneperfectfit reviews
Sakura and Kakashi are assigned what is turning out to be a rather boring mission. Surveillance. With nothing else to do they turn to witty banter. One only wonders how they stand this. KakaSaku with more romance in later chapters, rating upped a notch.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Con Fuoco by Lutralutra reviews
Her music was his peace, and even the silence was harmony. *PeinKonan, Oneshot* *AU*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Second To None by RoczaDeb reviews
Jack's Clone goes to USAF BMT. POV. Challenge. ALL CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED. Sixth WOT is up. Merry Christmas!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Kitten's First Word by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters by BiteMeTechie reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Golden Opportunities by Messrmarauder017 reviews
The war is over. The light won. Albus now calls an 18 year old Harry Potter into his office with an offer.[WARNING! I've been told to note that this story contains SLASH!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,188 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Homestead by SmallInsect reviews
Martha Kent is used to unusual people turning up on her doorstep. [One shot, composed of various small snippets and ficlets centred around one theme.]
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums by BiteMeTechie reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Needs by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Nobody ever asks Batman ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Rooks Take Pawn by Penbrydd reviews
[SNZ][PWP] Kotetsu and Izumo are interrupted by Hayate, at Raidou's request. Hilarity and smut ensue. [KoIzuHaya]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Sonic Ex Machina by Adrian Tullberg reviews
See House have fun. Crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2007 - G. House - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 348 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Blackbird by strapped to a comet reviews
Everyone's past comes back to haunt them sooner or later. For some of the RRTS, the newest recruit will resurrect a great deal. ReaperOC. Movie based. Rating for safety.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,429 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006
The Unkindness of Ravens by Twinings reviews
All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever. -CATverse 1.1-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Come In by Twinings reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Patches by littlechivalry reviews
Molly Weasley reflects. Angsty, implied slash, character death. You might want to have some tissues on hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Molly W. - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
No Means No by Monoshiri reviews
The real roots of Itachi and Orochimaru's mutual dislike. Kisame tries to convince Itachi into something he swore never to do again. Crack, and beware the chibi Sound Four.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Valentines by Dizzcity reviews
[Oneshot] Naruto receives a white rose and a note each year, on Valentine's Day, from a secret admirer. Will she ever reveal herself to him? [NaruHina - sort of].
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Complete
Five Pins by Dizzcity reviews
One-shot. The death of Tenten and Neji. [NejixTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
Underneath by sna reviews
One shot about the two people closest to the Fourth Hokage Yondaime, set after his death and told from one's point of view. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Istoria reviews
Complete 081404 Sequel to GGM An attack at Konoha's heart sends the Leaf ninja searching for answers, chasing a phantom that seems intent on pulling the entire world into darkness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,412 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Lesser Known by Makhazol reviews
Watches as those close to him remember the lesser known of two boys who were lost. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
A Golden Gray Mourning by Istoria reviews
A disappearance in a nearby village leads to a greater mystery as Team 7 is forced to examine the consequences of the violence inherent in the their world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,307 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
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The stalker excuse reviews
Ranger decides it's high time he finally claims Stephanie as his. Babe. Smut. PWP.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Halls of The Tassadar reviews
After the destruction on Aiur, what little was left of the Protoss faced a huge dilemma: merge what little they had left with their Terran allies, or face their own extinction. ArtanisOC
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,948 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Artanis
Warmth reviews
Knowing what she has yet to do has enclosed her in ice, and she feels that she could never be warm again. How Victoria shot Ivan. Ivan/Victoria NOW FIXED
Red - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ivan S., Victoria - Complete
O'Connell, in love reviews
"Three thousand years later, and I'm still in love with you." He murmured as he drew her closer. Drabble. Evie x Rick
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Whispers reviews
The whispers of those who had no idea didn't matter. They did. They were the only ones that had ever mattered to her. non-massacre AU Itachi x Sakura x Shisui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A question of happenstance reviews
Just a little something I dreamed up. What happens in the ship before Kyle and Jaden arrive at their destinations? One such story is the journey to Byss. Very very vague Kyle/Jaden NON-SLASH
Jedi Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
For the Fallen reviews
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun, and in the morning; We will remember them. Lest we forget.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Pinky's Plight reviews
Movieverse: What really happened when Pinky lost his legs? Where did they go? A vaguely humorous version of what may have happened.
Doom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Lifetime in a moment reviews
What did Vasquez mean when she said :You always were an asshole, Gorman:? This is my take on how they know each other. Vague onesided :GormanVasquez:
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Future and Past reviews
An insight on the impossible meeting of two likeminded people: Mother and Daughter, Padme and Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Leia O., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Why won't you die? reviews
Songfic:Character Deaths: Her change was obvious to the people around her, yet they still turned a blind eye, and pushed her further down the path of bloodlust and insanity. Onesided SakuSas Vague ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Memorial Stone reviews
Her guilty secret is to watch him at the memorial stone. [Vague RinKakashiSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Reason reviews
SakuraGaara songfic. Gaara thinks back on missed oppurtunities. Sorry if the characters are OOC. read and review, flames are welcome
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Love forgotten reviews
Tears and blood never fell this hard. [MichaelEmily]
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Emily, Michael - Complete
kouki tossa reviews
Bryan:Ian: AU As they were once taught, you die for your friends and lovers, be damned the concequences.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Bryan, Ian - Complete